Chapter 40: From Vulgarity to Greatness
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Make a clean sweep of?
Murderous heart?
Liu Xinmou was stunned for a while, but did not come back to his senses.
"Zhu Lizhi!"
Liu Xinmou suddenly roared, pointed at Zhu Lizhi and scolded: "You ungrateful, despicable and shameless villain, I... I, Liu Xinmou, misjudged you, and wanted to ...... back then. ”
He began to dig through the old accounts of adulthood again.
Guo Dan, who had just arrived for a while, could be said to be a treasure for the grievances between them.
Zhu Lizhi listened quietly, and when he scolded out of breath, he said, "I didn't let you take it off, you can not agree." ”
Liu Xinmou was stunned, suddenly reacted, and glared at Guo Dan: "What are you, if you let me take it off, I have to take it off, it's really unreasonable." ”
Guo Dan ignored him, but said to Xu Jirong: "Little uncle, this is your business, I just help you with friendship, but... I feel sorry for you. ”
"You feel sorry for me?" Xu Jirong squinted at Guo Dan, and his eyes seemed to say, you are a son-in-law, my dignified little uncle, you feel sad for me, and you are serious about being funny.
Guo Dan sighed: "He asked you to borrow money, and you agreed without saying a word, but you asked him to help a little, but he pushed back, isn't this sad enough?" ”
Xu Jirong listened thoughtfully.
Liu Xinmou was shocked, and he was so anxious that he jumped to his feet: "Are you tired of being a child, and you dare to provoke the feelings between our brothers, do you believe it or not..... Brother Rong? ”
Xu Jirong suddenly flashed in front of Guo Dan, scratching his chin, and looked at Liu Xinmou without saying a word.
This look made Liu Xinmou feel creepy, and he said in fear: "Brother Rong, you won't really listen to him, he is just a little boy, a son-in-law of a tooth merchant, how can he compare with you and my brother, you must not fall for his tricks!" ”
Xu Jirong said seriously: "But I think it makes sense to say it lightly, don't you even want to help me with this little favor." ”
What the hell is this.
Liu Xinmou was about to cry when he heard this, and he was so anxious that he hung his head: "If it is something else, I will not hesitate to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire for Brother Rong, but... But he wanted me to stand there stripped naked, and he... He's bent on humiliating me! Do you want me to be humiliated by him? ”
Xu Jirong shook his head and said, "I don't think I'm humiliating you, just take off your clothes, what's humiliating." ”
Liu Xinmou said angrily: "Then why don't you take it off?" ”
Xu Jirong said with an innocent face: "Because I didn't ask you to borrow money!" ”
Guo Dan pursed his lips and said in his heart, this kid is not stupid!
“......!”
As soon as Liu Xinmou heard about borrowing money, his face immediately turned to ashes.
It's like a critical hit, and the blood gauge is suddenly empty.
Guo Dan coughed lightly and said, "If you don't paint, if you don't paint, I'll go back, it's not early, I have to go back to serve my wife to sleep." ”
"Don't!"
Xu Jirong hurriedly stopped Guo Dan, and then looked at Liu Xinmou with a dark face, and said: "Moumou, you can't take it off, if you don't take it off, I won't lend you money." ”
"Brother Rong, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."
Liu Xinmou had tears in his eyes and looked at Xu Jirong heartbroken.
"Then forget it."
Xu Jirong snorted.
"Wait."
Liu Xin raised his hand, he knew Xu Jirong's personality, nothing else, just willful, gritted his teeth and said: "To... It's okay for me to take it off, but... But you have to promise me that today's events must not be leaked out, otherwise this brother will definitely not have to do it. ”
Xu Jirong patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I promise you that I will never say it." ”
Liu Xinmou looked at Guo Dan very vigilantly.
Guo smiled lightly: "I came here for only one purpose, which is to help the little uncle, and if he doesn't let me say it, I naturally won't say it." ”
Saying this, Liu Xinmou relaxed a little, he thought that Guo Dan was Xu Jirong's new junior follower.
Liu Xinmou glanced around, and suddenly said, "Xu Chun, you also go out." ”
Guo Dan said: "He can't go." ”
"Why?"
Liu Xinmou immediately looked at each other angrily.
Guo Dan said: "Because I have to ask for a help." ”
"You ......"
Liu Xinmou looked at Guo Dan, gritted his teeth, and said, "You remember Lao Tzu'........" ”
Without waiting for him to finish, Guo Dan said: "I won't paint anymore, he threatens me." ”
Xu Jirong immediately said: "If you threaten him, I won't lend you money." ”
"I... I didn't threaten him, I just kindly reminded her. ”
Liu Xinmou was suddenly stunned.
Guo Dan said impatiently: "Take it off, I really want to go back later." ”
Xu Jirong immediately looked at Liu Xinmou unhappily.
"Take it off."
Liu Xinmou showed a shy expression under his eyes, slowly took off his coat, and twisted to take off his underwear.
Zhu Lizhi frowned slightly and turned his face to the side.
"Can you leave me a piece of cloth to cover it up?"
"Of course not."
Guo Dan is serious.
Xu Jirong blinked and said, "It's all off, it's all off." Hey.....! ”
"You bastards, you're too much of a bully."
Liu Xinmou's eyes were full of tears, his words were choked, and he shyly pulled down the only remaining piece of cloth under his crotch, then clamped his legs, covered his hands, and roared at Guo Dan: "You don't want to draw quickly!" ”
"Okay."
Having said that, Guo Dan said to Xu Chun unhurriedly: "You go and help me prepare some things........" ”
A flash of confusion flashed in Zhu Lizhi's eyes.
Liu Xinmou was furious when he heard this, and said: "Why don't you go to prepare, just wait for me to take off, you go to prepare, and you have to prepare so many things."
Guo Dan said apologetically: "I'm really sorry, because I didn't expect you to really want to take it off, it seems that I also have to work hard to earn money, so that I can borrow money from others in the future, in that case, I can do whatever I want." Ha ha! ”
Xu Jirong's eyes flashed when he heard this, as if he had opened up the second pulse of the governor, and thought to himself, it turned out that borrowing money from people had such benefits, why didn't he understand it before. Thinking of this, he suddenly glanced at Guo Dan, and his eyes were a little weird.
Liu Xinmou only felt that the back road was cut off, and hurriedly said: "Brother Rong, don't listen to his nonsense, he is lying to you, my brother is not doing this to borrow money from you, but purely to help you." ”
Xu Jirong wasn't listening at all, he only had Guo Dan in his eyes, and whispered: "Faint, do you like gambling money?" ”
Guo Dan suddenly became vigilant and asked, "What do you mean?" ”
Xu Jirong said: "If you want to borrow money, come to me, and I will definitely lend it to you." ”
I rub! The tricks I taught you, and you want to use them on me, it's so despicable and shameless. Guo Dan couldn't help but be furious, gritted his teeth and said, "Little uncle, don't you forget, I still have a thousand taels with you." ”
"Yes!" Xu Jirong blinked, and said to Liu Xin again: "Conspiracy, how long can you lose a thousand taels?" ”
"A thousand taels?"
Liu Xinmou's eyes lit up, and he couldn't hide it, and danced with his hands: "This thousand taels can be lost...... Brother Rong, you can't say that, who said that you will definitely lose? ”
"You!"
"When did I say that?"
"But you've lost every time."
"This time it's the most thorough." Zhu Lizhi silently made up for it.
It's hard to dismantle!
Liu Xinmou not only lost his clothes, but even his heart was broken.
The corners of Guo Dan's mouth twitched, in order to lend me money, this guy really took great pains, and said in a low voice: "Little uncle, you can save it, even if I gamble, do you think my ability to make money will be slower than losing money?" ”
Xu Jirong thought about it, and couldn't help but say melancholy: "How can that be good?" As he spoke, he actually cast two begging glances at Guo Dan for help.
Oh, my God! You asked me to teach you tricks to fix me?
Guo Dan couldn't wait to strangle this guy immediately, it was really poisonous.
After a long time, Liu Xinmou was about to get cold, Xu Chuncai found things, in fact, there were not many things to prepare, mainly because the simple easel was more time-consuming.
Guo Dan took the sharpened charcoal pen, stood in front of the easel, glanced at Liu Xinmou, who was shy, and said: "I said Liu Gongzi, your expression and posture are obscene, no matter how good my painting skills are, I won't be able to paint well!" ”
Liu Xin conspired: "Don't take an inch, if I let go of my hand, won't I let you see it all." ”
Guo Dan said angrily: "It's just art, you want to go there, and you can also take a pose that we can't see." ”
"How's this posing?"
"Ahh
Guo Dan sighed, put on a classic posture of "discus thrower", and said, "So that your thighs can't be blocked." ”
Liu Xinmou glanced at Guo Dan and felt that this posture was really a little interesting, and it could be blocked, so he did the same and asked, "Is it okay?" ”
"Alright, stay put."
Guo Dan began to draw on the paper, whether it was his eyes or movements, he looked very professional.
When he studied abroad in the United States, he only studied one interest course, that is, body painting, or one of his classmates pulled him there, he didn't want to go, because he only loves money, so he was only interested in his profession, but later learned that there are often people there who often don't wear clothes, he felt the need to denounce this kind of immoral, morally corrupt behavior, so he went to register, originally to study for two years, but when it was his turn to be a model, he decisively gave up this course, he swore to God, We must not be in the same stream, and we must have the spirit of getting out of the mud without being stained.
He really only studied for half a year.
And Zhu Lizhi, who was sitting opposite, suddenly stood up, stretched his muscles and bones slightly, and then put his hands behind his back, draped in black and bright hair, and spread out in the courtyard to .......
Have a good time.
"Have you finished drawing, my feet are numb."
Liu Xinmou groaned in pain.
"Wait, it'll be right away."
"You've repeated this eighteen times."
This guy's stamina is really good, and if he can hold on for so long, if it were me, he would have fallen down a long time ago. Guo Dan was speechless: "If you really can't hold on, think more about how the little uncle will give you a hundred taels later, and solve your urgent needs." ”
Xu Jirong, who was behind Guo Dan, nodded straight and said, "Yes, I will give you the money after I go back." ”
As he spoke, he focused his gaze on the drawing paper again, and he was extremely fascinated.
Liu Xinmou suddenly took a breath, only to feel that his body was full of strength again.
Money is so powerful!
I don't know when, Zhu Lizhi, who was wandering in the courtyard, also came behind Guo Dan, at first his eyes were just two glances intentionally or unintentionally, but gradually, like Xu Jirong, his eyes became a little obsessed.
After a while, Guo Dan threw half of the charcoal pen on the ground, spit out a mouthful of turbidity, and said, "Okay." ”
As soon as the words came out, he heard a snap, and Liu Xinmou smashed on the ground like a lump of meatloaf, panting heavily, "I'm tired of Lao Tzu, I'm tired of Lao Tzu." ”
Xu Jirong woke up in shock and hurriedly said to Xu Chun: "Go and get the clothes for him." ”
"Wait!"
Zhu Lizhi suddenly walked over and pointed to the half of the charcoal on the ground.
Xu Chun was stunned for a moment, then reacted immediately and quickly picked up the charcoal.
Guo Dan looked back at Zhu Lizhi, and saw that his eyes were always staring at the bottom of the drawing board, and his expression was extremely displeased, so he looked down and saw that a lot of soot had fallen.
Poor Liu Xinmou was lying on the ground, no one cared about him, and he couldn't help moaning in pain: "Zhu Lizhi, you ruthless and unrighteous guy, Lao Tzu is not even as good as charcoal in your eyes." ”
Zhu Lizhi said lightly: "You can stand up on your own, but charcoal can't." ”
It's reasonable, I have to accept it!
Liu Xinmou no longer had the strength to argue with him, and with the help of Xu Chun, he wrapped himself in a coat and limped over, panting and said: "You little boy, you have made me so miserable, if you don't paint well, I can spare ......." ”
Before he finished speaking, he looked at the painting in front of him blankly as if he had been immobilized, and after a while, he couldn't help but be overjoyed and said: "Yes, yes, this painting really shows my handsome and chic appearance and heroic posture to the fullest, wonderful, wonderful." ”
"I didn't see it handsome and heroic, but it really looks like it."
Xu Jirong held his chin and said heartlessly.
Liu Xinmou squinted, but he thought that the one hundred taels had not yet arrived, so he didn't bother with him.
Guo Dan suddenly smiled: "What about Zhu Gongzi's painting?" ”
Liu Xinmou's eyes rolled and he snorted: "It's really not like I don't know, compared to this, his painting is simply unsightly!" ”
Zhu Lizhi glanced at Guo Dan, his face was expressionless, and he looked like a ghost, floating to the chair and sitting down lazily, but his eyes always fell under the easel.
Liu Xinmou snorted disdainfully, and asked Guo Dan curiously: "Do you really only learn painting for half a year?" ”
Guo Dan nodded.
"How is this possible, you can draw like this in half a year, no matter how talented you are, I'm afraid you can't do it."
Liu Xinmou shook his head and said.
Suddenly, I heard a weak voice floating in front of me, "It's just that the painting skills are different, and it's not difficult to learn like this in half a year." ”
Liu Xinmou glanced at him: "Can you?" ”
Zhu Lizhi said: "If he needs half a year, then I only need three months." As he spoke, he muttered again, "Maybe not." ”
"It's a shame."
Liu Xinmou snorted, and said to Guo Dan again: "Little boy, if you teach him for three months, I don't believe he can learn it." ”
When Guo Dan heard this, he couldn't help but have a good impression of this guy, obviously this guy was using the method of agitation, hoping that he could teach Zhu Lizhi this kind of painting technique, this is the real brother, and said with a smile: "Of course I want to, but I think so, in the process of learning, I also need a person to stand in front, but you can't trouble Liu Gongzi every day, it just happens that there are many people in Hanyulou, why not kill two birds with one stone." ”
Xu Jirong's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said again and again: "That's right! I think that's it. ”
Zhu Lizhi said: "I'm not interested in this matter. ”
"Why?"
Xu Jirong said excitedly: "Don't you want to learn this kind of painting technique?" ”
Zhu Lizhi shook his head slightly and said, "I don't want to." ”
This kid is really hard-mouthed. Guo Dan smiled and said: "Little uncle, I think it's better to forget it, they are so superficial, how can they comprehend your great thoughts, as the so-called Tao is different and does not conspire." ”
"Great minds?"
Liu Xinmou laughed and said: "It's just a green building, how great is it, you are really interesting to talk about." ”
How unreasonable can I dare to say that I am not great. Xu Jirong pouted and said, "I won't lend you money." ”
He... He's learned badly! Liu Xinmou hurriedly said: "Great, great." ”
"Hey!"
Guo Dan raised his hand and said, "Little uncle, we have to convince people with virtue and reason, how can we always take money to talk about things." ”
Liu Xinmou almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, my brother Rong just learned from you, "You kid ......, good, if you have the ability, you can say that you are great." ”
Guo Dan didn't answer and asked: "Let me ask you, can Zhu Gongzi's paintings be on the table?" ”
Liu Xinmou shook his head and said, "Naturally, you can't get on." ”
"Why?"
"Because he painted a spring palace painting, how can this be elegant."
"But why are you liked?"
"It's ......." Liu Xinmou said: "Everyone is a man, you won't understand." ”
"It makes sense."
Guo Dan nodded and said, "It's men who understand, in other words, this is human nature." If it's human nature, why don't people dare to face it? Isn't this kind of person a hypocrite that Confucianism despises? ”
Liu Xinmou, who has always been able to speak well, was speechless for a while.
"At the end of the day, that's hypocrisy. Many thinkers, what do they say to save heavenly principles and destroy people's desires, but there are groups of wives and concubines around them, and there are many people who are full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, but in private they are greedy and pervert the law, bullying the people and bullying women, and doing all kinds of evil. ”
This last half of the sentence can be regarded as talking about Liu Xinmou's heart, his eyes were red, and he choked up: "Those who know me are also children." ”
Zhu Lizhi suddenly asked, "I don't know what this has to do with Jirong's thoughts?" ”
Guo Dan said: "The little uncle just hopes to use beautiful body paintings to show the charm of people, to tear off those hypocritical masks, to break the shackles of secular etiquette and morality, so that people can bravely face themselves and face the true desire in their hearts." ”
Speaking of the back, he was impassioned.
If he said this in any place, he might be killed, but if he said it here, it could cause a strong resonance.
Because these are a group of troubled youth.
"Well said, really well said."
Xu Jirong was enthusiastic when he heard it, and he waved his fist and applauded, although he didn't understand it very well.
On the contrary, Zhu Lizhi, who was expressionless, was deeply touched by these words, because he was kicked out of the house because of this, but the fundamental reason was that they, the N generation of earls, lived too comfortably, so they would crave something other than secular etiquette.
"In that case, why don't you help the little uncle, don't you also paint?" Zhu Lizhi glanced at Guo Dan.
Guo Dan sighed: "I have tried my best to help the little uncle, but I am just a son-in-law, and I have to report three times even when I come out, which is really more than enough and not enough!" ”
Xu Jirong nodded and said: "This is true, I have always been abused by the father and daughter of the Kou family in the Kou family. ”
"Ahem... Not really. ”
Guo Dan hurriedly defended, and then changed the topic: "Of course, in addition to great ideas, you can also make a lot of money, and this money can help some people in difficulty, can't this be called great." ”
Am I just a person in difficulty? Liu Xinmou's eyes lit up, and he said: "I can't imagine that Brother Rong has such a great dream, Brother Rong, don't worry, I'm going to help you as a brother." ”
Xu Jirong said unappreciatively: "But I mainly want Zhizhi to help." ”
“......。”
Liu Xinmou was petrified on the spot.
Guo smiled lightly: "That's not it, you have to have someone who is responsible for selling paintings." ”
He wants to get out, so the more people help Xu Jirong, the sooner he can get out.
"That's it, that's it."
Liu Xinmou immediately came back to life, then stepped forward and said to Zhu Lizhi: "Lizhi, it's rare that Brother Rong has such a great ideal, as brothers, of course we have to support him." ”
He knew that Zhu Lizhi had an arrogant personality, so he didn't say a word about learning painting skills from Guo Dan.
Zhu Lizhi thought for a while, nodded lightly, and said, "Okay." ”
It can be regarded as settling this group of troubled youths, and I am finally free. Guo Dan secretly rejoiced.