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Jiang Fan reached out and tapped her cheeks, her tongue became stiff, "Crazy! You madman, Lao Tzu didn't insult you, and he was also said to be a pervert, then I will be a pervert! Jiang Fan picked up the girl and walked towards the cabin. "Novel" network
After a while, Jiang Fan carried the girl to the cabin, put her on the wooden bed, and looked at the girl with a wicked smile, "Hehe, I'm a pervert, I'm going to insult you!" His hand removed the girl's clothes and put his hand on the girl's small bag.
The girl showed a frightened look and fainted, Jiang Fan couldn't help but be very disappointed, "Damn, I'm scared and fainted!" She was even more fierce than a tigress just now, so she couldn't withstand the blow! Jiang Fan shook his head and said.
Looking at the girl, Jiang Fan suddenly burst out with a bad water: "Hehe, I'll make a joke with you, so that you can continue to be frightened!" ”
Immediately, Jiang Fan pinched the girl's legs, arms and other places a few times, and then smeared the blood on the girl's pants on the palm of his own skin that she had bitten and broken, and deliberately tore her clothes, causing signs that she was being bullied.
About half an hour later, the girl woke up, she turned her head to see Jiang Fan looking at her with wide eyes and a smile next to her, her heart was suddenly shocked, she hurriedly checked her body, when she saw the blood stains on her pants and the pain in her legs, she was suddenly shocked and angry.
He sat up tremblingly, pointed at Jiang Fan with trembling hands and said, "You, you insulted me!" ”
Jiang Fan smiled and shook his head: "No! ”
"Bastard, you, insulted me and I don't admit it! I'll kill you! The girl stretched out her hand to cast a spell.
Jiang Fan hurriedly said: "Wait! You can't kill me! ”
The girl looked at Jiang Fan in surprise, "You insulted me, I can't kill you yet?" ”
Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Yes, because you already have our child in your belly, if you kill me, then the child will have no father!" ”
The girl was surprised and said, "I have your child?" She didn't understand the affairs of men and women at all, she just heard that men and women would have children if they slept together, and she believed Jiang Fan's words.
Jiang Fan couldn't help laughing, nodded and said, "Yes, you already have our child, if you want to kill the child's father, then do it!" ”
Jiang Fan closed his eyes and made a look of being slaughtered, his eyes secretly showed a glimmer of light peeking at the girl's stunned expression, and he smiled to himself: "Damn, this girl in the world really lacks knowledge of physiology and hygiene!" Just casually make up outrageous lies and believe them! ”
The girl immediately burst into tears, "Bastard, I have your child, what am I going to do!" I don't have the face to see anyone, I might as well die! The girl slammed headlong into the wall.
Jiang Fan hurriedly hugged the girl, but he didn't expect the girl to seek death, this joke was a little bigger. Jiang Fan couldn't see a woman crying the most, "Uh, sister, I was joking with you just now, you don't have children, and I didn't insult you!" Jiang Fan hurriedly comforted.
The girl immediately stopped crying and looked at Jiang Fan with wide eyes, "You, you liar!" I already feel it, I'm in pain, and I'm bleeding, and I say I'm not insulted by you! The girl exclaimed.
"Hehe, you hurt so much that I pinched it with my hand, and the blood on my pants was the blood on my palm, I deliberately teased you, you don't have to die!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
The girl looked at Jiang Fan with wide eyes, shook her head and said, "Don't lie to me, I've been insulted by you, I don't want anyone anymore, I can't live anymore, you let me go and let me die!" ”
The girl was struggling and was about to hit the wall, Jiang Fan pulled her, and when the two were pulling, suddenly Jiang Chengzhi came in, and he saw Jiang Fan hugging a crying girl. Suddenly surprised: "What are you doing!" ”
Jiang Fan saw his father and hurriedly let go of his hand, "Father, this girl is looking for a short time, and I am persuading her!" Jiang Fan hurriedly explained.
The girl went to hit the wall again, Jiang Chengzhi hurriedly pulled the girl's arm, "Girl, why are you looking for a short time?" Jiang Chengzhi was surprised.
The girl immediately began to cry, pointed at Jiang Fan and said, "He insulted me!" I have his baby! ”
Jiang Chengzhi was stunned, he was confused, when did his son have a child with this girl? Why didn't I know about this?
Jiang Chengzhi's face sank and looked at Jiang Fan, "Jiang Fan, when did you have a child with this girl?" Jiang Chengzhi said with a calm face.
Jiang Fan almost lost his joy, "Father, I don't know this girl at all, how can I have a child with her!" Jiang Fan shook his head and smiled.
Jiang Chengzhi looked at the girl, "Girl, did you recognize the wrong person?" Jiang Chengzhi was surprised.
"How could I recognize the wrong person, it was he who insulted me just now!" The girl cried.
Jiang Chengzhi looked at the girl's messy hair and torn clothes, and immediately glared at Jiang Fan and shouted angrily: "You kid, you actually bully other girls, see if I don't kill you!" ”
Jiang Chengzhi rushed over and slapped Jiang Fan is face, so frightened that Jiang Fan turned around and ran, secretly complaining in his heart: "Damn, this time the joke is too big, it's not going to end well!" ”
"Jiang Fan, don't run away, you kid! If you don't make today's things clear, I'm not done with you! Jiang Chengzhi chased him out.
Suddenly, the girl in the cabin said that she didn't want to live anymore, Jiang Chengzhi saw that the girl was about to hit the wall again, so he hurriedly ran back to the house, grabbed the girl, and comforted: "This girl, since it was my son who insulted you, our Jiang family is responsible for you, what is going on, can you tell me?" ”
So the girl cried and told what had happened, and Jiang Chengzhi understood what was going on, "Girl, you won't have children, how can you have children so soon!" Who are you? Jiang Chengzhi felt that there was something strange about this matter.
"I am the girl of the Liu family, my father Liu Zongyuan!" The girl said.
Jiang Chengzhi was stunned for a moment, and said in shock: "You are the daughter of Liu Zongyuan in the west of the city!" ”
The girl nodded and said, "Yes, my name is Liu Saihua!" ”
Jiang Chengzhi was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that the girl in front of him turned out to be Liu Zongyuan's daughter, it was really a narrow road! I have always been at odds with Liu Zongyuan, and a few days ago I quarreled with Liu Zongyuan at the ancestral hall, and asked my son Jiang Fan and Liu Zongyuan's son to participate in the charm competition three months later.
"You're coming to Yunkong Temple alone?" Jiang Chengzhi asked.
"I came with my father and mother." Liu Saihua cried.
"What about your father?" Jiang Chengzhi said.
Without waiting for Liu Saihua to speak, suddenly a shout came from outside: "Saihua! ”
Jiang Chengzhi's face changed greatly, this was Liu Zongyuan's voice, "Father, I'm here!" Liu Saihua hurriedly ran out of the city.
Outside the cabin, Liu Zongyuan and his wife Wu Jinmei saw their daughter crying and running out, Liu Zongyuan was surprised and said, "Saihua, what's wrong with you?" ”
Liu Saihua immediately burst into tears, seeing her daughter's messy hair and torn clothes, Liu Zongyuan immediately understood what was going on, and said angrily: "Who bullied you?!" ”
Without waiting for Liu Saihua to speak, Jiang Chengzhi ran out, "Brother Liu, this is a misunderstanding!" Jiang Chengzhi hurriedly said.
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