Chapter Twenty-Eight: What Is It For?

Xiao Xiang'er was a little dissatisfied when she heard Xu Buling, and snorted lightly: "It is estimated that you are messing with flowers and grass outside, you don't know how to be an aunt, where do I know." ”

"Ling'er just said to go out for a walk, it's been four or five days, there won't be an accident, right?"

"I can't die."

“……”

When Mrs. Lu heard this, she turned around: "Xiang'er, did Ling'er make you angry?" Why is it so ugly to speak. ”

Xiao Xiang'er squinted slightly—she was so angry that she wanted to bite that bastard to death. Xu Buling wanted to go to Huainan to marry her sister, but she naturally refused to agree, but the bastard was poisoned, and then he didn't let her get out of bed for three days and three nights, and he used unscrupulous means to coerce and lure, making her delirious and then agreed.

She was unconvinced, and when she came to her senses, she wanted to repent, but the bastard actually made her sign and draw a pledge when she was dizzy, writing something 'Brother Ling didn't force me, it was the baby who agreed, if she regretted it, she would go shopping with a fox's tail ......'.

Xiao Xiang'er saw the unsightly note at that time, she was covered with goosebumps, and she wrote it in black and white, and she could only eat this secret loss, otherwise she would be shameless with the smell of that guy, maybe she would really let her go shopping with a fox tail, but she was naturally unconvinced in her heart, and it was good not to scold Xu Buling, where did she have the heart to say good things.

However, these boudoir secrets naturally can't be taken out, Xiao Xiang'er snorted listlessly:

"I have a life-saving grace for him, and he doesn't know how to repay him, what's wrong with me speaking ugly?"

Mrs. Lu smiled gently: "Ling'er is affectionate and will not treat you badly." If you go to Jiangnan this time to propose marriage, your sister really agrees, you are Ling'er's sister-in-law, they are all a family, what kind of favor do you ...... repay?"

"If my sister can agree, I will take his surname in the future."

Xiao Xiang'er frowned slightly, shook the fan and squinted at Mrs. Lu, who smiled:

"And you, I know that I can say good things to Xu Buling all day long, and I want to be a matchmaker. You are the daughter-in-law of my Xiao family, if my sister really agrees, what do you call me? ”

Mrs. Lu sorted it out a little and said seriously: "You call me aunt outside, I call you aunt, let's talk about it." In private, they are all sisters, and it is ...... to care about this."

"Huh—"

Xiao Xiang'er had nothing to say.

Mrs. Lu slowly packed up her things, thought about it, and then spoke:

"Ling'er is getting better, I'm afraid I won't take Lao Xiao with me when I go out this time, Mama Lilac said that she wants to arrange a maid, do you say it's better to be a moon slave or a Qiao'e?"

Xiao Xiang'er frowned slightly: "Yuenu and Qiao'e are several years older than Xu Buling, how can they be his maids?" You too, when you were in the capital, you didn't give a thief-like maid, the prince of the dignified domain, and the people who served tea and poured water were men, I really don't know what to say about you......"

Mrs. Lu pursed her lips: "That's Ling'er don't ......"

"Cut~"

Xiao Xiang'er closed her eyes and stopped talking.

Mrs. Lu knew that she had been too strict before, so after thinking about it, she didn't say anything more, and instead said:

"The cars and boats have been prepared, and Ling'er is about to leave when she comes back, why don't you pack your things?"

"What is there to clean up, I may be beaten to death by my sister when I go back, just prepare a set of shrouds and coffins for me, and I will have to buy ...... on the spot when the time comes"

"Alas......"

Mrs. Lu saw that Xiao Xiang'er was in a bad mood, so she didn't say more, finished packing up her things, walked to the cabinet next to her, raised her hand to open the cabinet door, and helped Xiao Xiang'er clean up.

Because Xiao Xiang'er was tied up from Chang'an, she only had a few lotus Tibetan carp and skirts with her, and the others were bought in Suzhou City, with all the bells and whistles, and even a few open-chested shirts for women in the Western Regions.

Mrs. Lu glanced at it a few times, raised her hand and picked up the short shirt and gestured it on her body, just imagining it felt red-faced, so she quickly folded it up and put it in the box, and picked up a lotus Tibetan carp.

The lotus Tibetan carp is a forbidden thing, and the golden carp is like a dragon robe and a phoenix crown, which can only be worn by the queen. Mrs. Lu is very polite, and she has seen a lot of things before, but she has never worn this thing.

At this time, Xiao Xiang'er was no longer the queen mother, and she arrived in Suzhou City again, and no one cared......

Mrs. Lu had heard the rumors of the lotus Tibetan carp for a long time, so she was naturally a little curious, and after thinking about it for a while, she spread out her belly pocket, hung it around her neck and tied a tether, and then walked to the bronze mirror, jumped on tiptoe.

The two carps frolicking among the lotus leaves shook a little twice, and they couldn't see the effect of coming to life.

Xiao Xiang'er heard the sound, glanced at it, and sneered lightly: "You are stupid, it is definitely useless to wear a skirt cover, this requires you to only wear a belly pocket, and then lie flat for a man to ...... Ahem—......"

"There are so many ...... tricks"

Mrs. Lu said 'oh' as if she didn't understand, untied and folded her belly pocket, walked to the cabinet again, and just picked up a long dress, and suddenly found a small box underneath.

Mrs. Lu looked back, and saw that Xiao Xiang'er's fan shook lightly and ignored her at all, so she opened the box and took a look—a fox tail, a golden quail egg, a wooden man engraved with Xu Buling, a small hollowed-out round ball, and beautifully crafted shackles......

??

Mrs. Lu tilted her head slightly, looking at the neatly arranged small boxes with some blankness. Although I saw the fox's tail by accident last time, no matter how I think about it, I can't figure out the specific use.

Mrs. Lu raised her hand and picked up the small hollow round ball that she had never seen, wearing red ropes on both sides, and gestured slightly, not like a pendant......

Xiao Xiang'er lay on the soft couch on her side and closed her eyes and concentrated, she didn't see any movement for a long time, she raised her eyes and looked down, and found that Mrs. Lu was looking at the mouth ball she had just made, her face suddenly turned red, and she got up in a hurry: "Hongluan, why are you messing over people's things?" As he spoke, he ran up to him and tried to grab it.

Mrs. Lu dodged and didn't let her grab it, a little curious: "Xiang'er, what are these things for?" ”

“……”

Xiao Xiang'er hadn't used it in the past few days, but now that she has a heart, she asks clearly before doing anything. Xu Buling made her get a lot of strange things, most of which were of great use, and there were only a few things like this kind of unobtrusive things.

Xiao Xiang'er saw that Mrs. Lu and the curious baby didn't find a specific purpose, so she blinked her apricot eyes and made a casual appearance:

"Hmm...... Torture instruments, nothing to look at. ”

"Torture instruments?"

Mrs. Lu turned her head to look at the shackles and leg irons, and was a little puzzled: "It's so delicate, it's wrapped in cotton cloth, it doesn't hurt when you look at it, it doesn't look like a torture instrument......"

Xiao Xiang'er had suffered a lot before, and seeing that Mrs. Lu didn't know whether she was alive or dead, she thought about it, so she picked up the box and sat down next to the soft couch:

"It's really a torture tool, if you don't believe it, you'll know if you try it."

Mrs. Lu frowned slightly, walked to the soft couch and sat down, sitting in a dignified and demure posture, looking at the small box curiously.

In order to explain the effect, Xiao Xianger did experiments by the way, and immediately pressed Mrs. Lu down, and then used shackles and shackles to handcuff Mrs. Lu on the soft couch:

"It's really a torture tool, you see, you can't move now, right?"

Mrs. Lu was lying on the soft couch, her hands were held high, showing her graceful figure, a little inexplicable: "What's the use of this?" It doesn't hurt ......."

Xiao Xiang'er looked carefully: "It's good if it doesn't hurt......"

"Huh?"

"Ahem...... Nothing, you open your mouth. ”

"What to do...... Woo-"

Xiao Xiang'er tied the tether of the small ball to the back of Mrs. Lu's neck, then sat next to her and looked down at Mrs. Lu:

"Hongluan, how do you feel?"

"Woo-"

Mrs. Lu's eyes were a little annoyed, but she couldn't speak and couldn't get up, so she could only shake her head.

The candles in the boudoir are faint, and the beautiful woman with a familiar charm is tied hand and foot, lying on the soft couch and struggling, but she can only make a 'woo-' sound, and the scene is really a bit strange.

Xiao Xiang'er saw Mrs. Lu's appearance, and for some reason, her heart was like a cat scratching, she couldn't help but tremble, and hurriedly untied the rope......

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It's a bit messy to write without saving manuscripts, and tens of thousands of manuscripts are saved in two or three days and then exploded, otherwise the quality is not up to par, I'm really sorry.