Chapter 257 272 Drunk and havoc in Jinyang City, it turned out that he ate too much to support! (b)
After not dwelling on these, Boss Ji told what happened later.
"Although this 'tank' is a kind of thing, and it is not as powerful as recorded in your division, it is not an ordinary thing after all! Especially after the weapon you took out that can unleash the Thunderbolt Damnation! ”
"Thunder Damnation? What's that? "I was shocked by the new noun that came out of Boss Ji's mouth again!
When Boss Ji heard me ask him, he pointed to the barrel on the blueprint, and then said, "That's it!" At the time, I wondered how you could install a 'lever' on such a low car! Still so short? You must know that the slapstick is a thing, but the higher the erection, the better! But when you pull out that fire-breathing and loud, incredibly powerful goddamnation weapon, I understand! It turns out that your school is already so far ahead of other schools! Even the power of the true gods can be harnessed! ”
……!? Forehead! Well, I finally know what he meant, and I was shocked by my cannon barrel that can only 'shoot flowers'! It's still such an exaggeration? It's also a 'weapon of damnation' and a 'true divine power'! I'm blushing from what you said, okay! That's just my failed design! Not even one percent of the power of a real tank gun...... Eh~ One percent seems to be a bit of a braggadocio, but in fact, that thing is just a salute!
But when I took a closer look at the design again, I was frightened by the wisdom of the ancients~ Didn't it mean that the ancients in my country were brainless about these things? But~ They just took a look at my 'salute cannon', and directly designed an arquebus-like structure! This~ This is simply unimaginable! I remember the invention of the real arquebus, but it would not appear until nearly a thousand years later! But~ it's impossible!
I pointed to the barrel of the arquebus, and stumbled for a long time without saying anything! However, when Boss Ji saw my hellish expression, he leaned over and glanced at the design of the 'arquebus' I was pointing at, and then said to me, "Huh? What's wrong with you? Didn't you get it right here? But it's drawn according to what you said! And we've tried it ourselves, and it's amazing! ”
"Huh? What the? I designed it? When I heard what he said, I was even more surprised! But if I had designed it, it wouldn't have surprised me to drop my jaw, but how could I have designed it? Could it be that when I'm drunk, my mind is very clear?
After staring at the design and Boss Ji in a daze for a long time, I finally eased up from the ciji of this design drawing, and then I thought that I was not surprised by this now! The most important thing now is to listen to Boss Ji explain all the things in the past few days, and let me know what more outrageous things I have done after I got drunk this time~ In contrast, just making a tank or something, it's really not too important~~
After hearing my request to continue, Boss Ji continued to talk about what he had just said.
"When you finished drawing the drawings, they forced us to quickly renovate according to your drawings, but when we looked at your design drawings, we found that we couldn't understand it at all! It's just that the shell-like shell is easy to make. Then we divided our troops into two routes, and asked a few of my disciples to make the shell out of a steel plate according to the shape of the turtle shell you drew. And I asked you how to do the inside of this design drawing, and at that time you threw out this treasure book, and then drew a lot of simplified design drawings yourself, and we only took more than a day of effort to do it! ”
"Huh! Wait, you said that you guys~ are wrong, we used a day to make this tank? I was surprised and asked, how is this possible!
After hearing this question, Boss Ji waved his hand helplessly, and then continued: "Alas! It can't be helped! You were in a hurry, and you said that you would give us extra pay when you did it today! That's why we use it in a lot of places! ”
"Improvised?"
"Yes! Make do! If you go back and take a look, the thing you call the load-bearing wheel is carved out of wood! And that track, which was made from ready-made iron chains! Boss Ji said helplessly, and after saying this, he added: "Alas! This is our first perfunctory semi-finished product! If you hadn't been in a hurry at the time, we wouldn't have done this kind of 'losing face' thing! I think that at the beginning, our Lubanmen production, which one is not a perfect work of excellence! ”
"Huh! All right! I nodded helplessly, but I secretly said in my heart: "Alas! No wonder some parts of that tank look so incongruous! It turns out that many places are perfunctory! When I use that thing again in the future, I'd better be careful! That sounds like a good thing! ”
But just after I thought that the tank parked in my garage was a good thing, Boss Ji's next words directly overturned this idea again!
"However, when we make it, you just put it away, and then go out with the award and Xiaoqian! After more than half a day, you all came back cheering and laughing! As soon as I asked Nie Xiaoqian, I found out that you went to Jinyang City earlier, but I don't know what grievances you suffered, so you came back to find a way, and when we worked together to make that 'tank', you actually took it directly to Jinyang City to take revenge! And listening to Xiaoqian's meaning, you actually drove a tank and attacked directly from the front of Jinyang City! After directly breaking through the city gate, he drove the tank all the way and directly attacked Jinyang City! It was only after killing outside the eastern checkpoint of Jinyang City that he destroyed all the gates and checkpoints of the East City, and then he returned the same way! ”
Hearing Boss Ji say this, my cold sweat came down! I~ We're too bold, aren't we, we actually broke through Jinyang City? Wait, as soon as he said this, I finally knew that when I went out with the prize in the morning, I saw the road that ran directly through the whole city from west to east~ It turned out to be crushed by us with a tank! Can this walk-behind tractor-converted tank be that powerful? Forehead! No, if we do, it won't be the equivalent of '''!
"I'll go! No wonder there will be cavalry from the Cheng family coming! They~ won't be here to arrest me and the prize! "After I heard this, I obviously felt that I had done a big death~ and went straight to the disaster! No matter how you say this Jinyang City, it is also a prosperous city, it seems that I have heard the award say, this Jinyang City is the land of the current emperor's dragon! Also, it seems that this place is still called the 'Northern Capital'! The same status as the eastern capital Luoyang! This was directly broken by us? Then wouldn't I become a 'big thief'! In this way, my family in Lantian and the Cheng family will all be unlucky together!
When Boss Ji saw my depressed and worried expression, he actually laughed, and then he patted me on the shoulder and put on a helpless expression!
Seeing his appearance, I couldn't help but shout at him: "Laugh a fart!" If I become an 'anti-thief', then you~ and the people of your sect will also become accomplices! ”
After hearing my annoyed and angry shout, Boss Ji first laughed at me before explaining, "Ha! In fact, you don't have to worry so much, in fact~hahaha~ In fact, as long as you don't run out and admit it yourself, no one actually knows that you made it! ”
"Huh? What do you mean? I listened to him and there seemed to be a turning point, and then I asked after a pause.
Boss Ji smiled and pointed to a bunch of black balls on the ground on the side, and then said to me: "Look~ That's it, when you went out that day, several people used that to cover all their heads and faces!" And you're still driving the tanks out! ”
I followed the direction of Boss Ji's finger and looked over, and found that there were a pile of balls there~ It turned out to be a bunch of helmets! It's the same one I and the prize took out of the mall this morning!
"Huh! Thankfully! In this case, no one should see our true colors! Well? That's not right! Where did these come from? There are a lot of piles on the stairs of the underground garage of my mall! How can there be so many here? Aren't we just me, Reward and Nie Xiaoqian going into trouble? How could so many helmets be thrown out? "I looked at the pile of helmets that were stacked in my mall, first I was glad that we knew about the mask, and then I was confused by the pile of helmets that came out of the extra and I don't know where it came out~ Did the three of us use so many helmets? How can it be thrown everywhere!
But! This little question doesn't seem to be very important! What I should be worried about now is how to solve the matter of 'we have broken through Jinyang City'! Although we are all hooded, I now seriously doubt that His Majesty the Emperor in Chang'an, as well as Cheng Yanjin, as long as they know that this Jinyang City has been breached, then they will definitely know that I did this without thinking too much! Even if they are uncertain and there is no evidence, then they will think that this matter has something to do with me~ and my so-called 'Bai Yujing' master! After all, I was caught by them, and I was confiscated of a motorcycle......
If you think about it this way, the cavalry team with the banner of the Cheng family is easy to explain! This is clearly looking for me and the award! However, I estimate that cavalry team, if it is really sent by Cheng Yanjin, then the biggest possibility is that it is here to help me and the award~ Amount! If you think about it this way, should I and the award take the initiative to go over to them to turn themselves in and confess...... Well! I'll go and discuss it later!
After seeing me look entangled again, Boss Ji laughed again, but this time I was not in the mood to deal with him. Now that I've learned the most important information from him, I should go back to the prize and discuss it now, and see if I can run away as if I pretended to be 'we didn't do it'?" It's better to go directly to Lao Cheng to confess, and then ask for protection......
But just when I wanted to rush back to the RV 'Xuanjia Iron Award' to find the award, Boss Ji saw that I was leaving, so he directly reached out and grabbed me, and then said, "Hey! Don't go, boy! Although you said that it would take a few days to pay off the bill between us, but since you are here, why don't you take out some of it first? We've all said we'll pay part of the bill every day! ”
“……! Forehead! Isn't it necessary to pay a portion today? As for the urgency to be urged? After I was pulled, I said helplessly, it's not that I don't want to pay the bill, but I've already gone to the underground garage of the mall to see it! I still have a lot of cars and motorcycles in my garage that I promised to pay them for, but they are all affected by the cracks in the lowest level of the mall garage, so they are all places that I can't easily get through! I don't want to touch those rifts again! Every time I encounter it, I don't want to bear the pain again! Besides, I'm not trying to repay the debt, I just want to wait for the mall to be refreshed, and it is estimated that those cracks will disappear, so I won't be affected by the cracks when I pay the bills?
When Boss Ji heard my words, he shook his head and said, "Alas! It's not that I'm urging you, it's just that we don't have food anymore! Why don't you bring together all the food you promised us first? Originally, all those grains were destroyed by you along with the secret stronghold under Lanruo Temple! ”
"Oh! It turned out to be food! Well, I'll go now...... Wait a minute? What do you say? The stronghold under Lanruo Temple was destroyed by me? How is this possible? Aren't we here now? Where was it ruined? I was shocked by Boss Ji's words again, and then looked left and right, and found that there didn't seem to be any change here, it was still the appearance of the underground cave! Is this thing ready to slander me again? Well? Why do I say 'again'?
Boss Ji looked at me for a long time with an expression of 'do you want to repay the debt', and found that I really didn't remember, and then he sighed and explained: "Alas! Boy! I don't even know what to say about you! You~You're too kid~ too much! If you can't drink, don't drink in the future! How can you forget all the things you did after drinking! When he said this, Boss Ji showed a sympathetic look again, and after reaching out and patting me on the shoulder, he continued: "Have you forgotten? Well, then I'll say it again! You~ Didn't you notice that this place is actually completely different from the place a few days ago? Also, when I brought you here today, you didn't notice the entrance to this secret stronghold, and it wasn't Lanruo Temple on it? ”
"Huh! I didn't find out! I looked left and right, and replied honestly with a blank face! 21 Baidu: read the latest chapter of "Mixed Tang Jiezhong Literature in the Shopping Mall" for free for the first time.