Although he often does some brain-dead things, he has to admit that as a close relative of a human, the monkey's IQ is not very low. Especially for a leader among monkeys like Li Changjie, the monkey brain is also quite sufficient.

After learning that the Monkey Palace had erected a banner with the word Song and that the rebel armies from all walks of life were either attacking the city gate or burning down the official office, Li Changjie immediately guessed that Li Yanghuan was playing ghosts.

Angrily swept away the things on the table, Li Changjie couldn't care about anything else, when he took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and shouted to the monkey generals: "Order soldiers!" Enter the palace with Ben Shuai and escort! ”

However, when Li Changjie led a group of monkey soldiers and monkey generals to the Monkey Palace, the entire imperial city had entered a state of war readiness and martial law, and Li Yanghuan was even more armored, standing under the banner of the Song character on the city gate, pointing at Li Changjie from a distance and shouting: "Do you want to rebel? ”

Seeing that Li Yanghuan was the villain who sued first and hit a rake, Li Changjie laughed angrily, drove the horse forward a few steps and pulled out the sword on his waist, pointed at Li Yanghuan and said, "Now you are plotting rebellion!" Hand over Your Majesty, spare you from death! ”

Li Yanghuan turned slightly, arched his hand towards the north, and said in a loud voice: "Li Qiande is out of mind, and he has received the emperor's favor but does not want to repay it. Li Changjie, Ben Hou Nian you are a good man, why don't you put down your sword and gun, and welcome the official family into the city with me, and you won't lose a fortune! ”

Li Changjie was immediately furious, and when he opened his bow and arrows, he shouted: "Shameless man, you can't be left!" Kill! ”

The arrow had been shot before the words fell. The monkey soldiers and monkey generals brought by Li Changjie also immediately launched an attack on the Monkey Palace.

However, Li Yanghuan, who was standing at the head of the city, did not panic at all, and only after the feather arrow shot by Li Changjie fell to the ground weakly did he push away the little eunuch Xi'er who was blocking in front of him, and shouted loudly to the guards guarding the Monkey Imperial City: "Kill!" As soon as the reinforcements arrive, it will be Li Changjie's death, and you will also have credit! If the imperial city is destroyed, we will inevitably die! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a dull roar could be heard in the distance outside the city. Li Changjie's heart suddenly swelled with a deep sense of powerlessness, and his face stinked into a piece of stinky shit.

There were chaotic rebels in the city who kept sabotaging, the imperial city had Li Yanghuan, a dog thing, held the emperor hostage, and outside the city, the Song army began to attack the city, and the entire Thang Long City began to be in chaos.

After all, there is no way to return to heaven.

At this point, Li Changjie couldn't care about the bloody drama between Li Qiande and Li Yanghuan's uncle and nephew, so he had no choice but to withdraw his troops and try to take the rest of the army to rush through the south gate of Thang Long City and run away.

However, the same cannon sound fell on Li Yanghuan's ears, but Li Yanghuan was in high spirits, and shouted: "The thunder is the official family waving troops to attack the city, and the reinforcements have arrived!" Sons, kill the thieves! ”

……

Xiao Nuoyan rode on the horse, his expression full of loneliness.

"If one day, the artillery can run around with one person, not only firing but also firing continuously, what use do you say you want this cavalry?"

"And this big car. I'm thinking that this thing is still a little bit off. If I replace the iron sheet with an iron plate, and then walk back and forth like the legendary wooden oxen and flowing horses, not only will the cavalry be useless, but I will also be useless in totaling the city wall. ”

"Also, look at the grandsons in the artillery camp, all of them have their noses almost to the sky. Damn, isn't it just a few shots, and I can do it too. I really don't know what they are proud of. ”

Listening to Xiao Nuoyan being sour there, Yang Zaixing couldn't help but glance at Xiao Nuoyan, and snorted: "There are so many." ”

Xiao Nuoyan rolled his eyes, and said gloatingly: "Did you hear that?" Thang Long City has already shouted to kill Earthquake Shakespeare, and it is estimated that there are monkeys who want to do it anyway. You say, how many of these monkeys can be left? ”

Yang Zaixing said: "There is not one left." ”

Xiao Nuoyan said: "How can there be no left? When I was in Xijin Mansion, wasn't it me who took my brothers anyway? ”

"Big Silly Eagle."

Yang Zaixing scolded Xiao Promise and said: "It's true that you are from the Khitans, but the official family said that the Khitans and the Song people are the same ancestor, and the fights and killings between us can only be regarded as a brotherly wall." But what are these monkeys? ”

Xiao Nuoyan was scolded, but there was not the slightest displeasure on his face, but nodded seriously and said, "It makes sense." ”

For Xiao Nuoyan, being scolded by Yang Zaixing for a few words is nothing, the key is Yang Zaixing's sense of identity outside of his words, which is more important than anything else.

After all, he is a general who has fallen to the country, and it is inevitable that he will be a little sensitive in his heart.

Just when Xiao Promise was secretly happy, Yang Zaixing continued: "By the way, after the city is broken later, I will go into the city first, and no one is allowed to rob me." ”

Xiao Nuoyan rolled his eyes and said unhappily: "Why? ”

"With my fists!"

Yang Zaixing said: "Whoever dares to rob me, I will beat him!" Especially you, and the cavalry under your command. Damn, let you killers rush to the front, can Lao Tzu still be able to kill people? ”

As soon as the words fell, a herald ran from behind the formation, and when he arrived at Yang Zaixing and Xiao Nuoyan, he said: "The official will not leave a live monkey!" Is there no monkey left! ”

The north gate of Thang Long City suddenly shouted and killed, and soon a group of monkeys with the banner of Song characters came out of the city, fighting with another group of monkeys, and the city gate slowly opened in a squeaky sound, and the drawbridge began to be slowly lowered.

Yang Zaixing was suddenly overjoyed, his legs slammed into the horse's belly, and after a strange scream, he quickly rushed towards the city. Xiao Promise was more cautious than Yang Zaixing, but seeing that Yang Zaixing had already rushed out, Xiao Promise, who originally wanted to see the situation before making a decision, could only reluctantly rush out with the cavalry.

Then Xiao Nuoyan saw what the real unstoppable courage is-

Yang Zaixing has no rules to kill people at all, a spear in his hand is wielded wantonly, whether it is the monkeys who want to defend the city or those monkeys who are killing monkeys, Yang Zaixing's target has become Yang Zaixing's target, the tip of the gun is a monkey's life, and the body of the gun is swept by a group of monkeys with broken tendons.

Xiao Nuoyan was heartbroken, and shouted at Yang Zaixing while struggling to rush forward to kill: "Look at my Yang family's marksmanship!" ”

At that time, most of the marksmanship circulated in the Great Song Army was the Yang family gun or Huyan marksmanship, and even the original Liao army also practiced the Yang family gun, so it is not surprising that Xiao Promise would make the Yang family gun down.

Yang Zaixing snorted, turned his head and scolded: "Big sand sculpture! Let's look at my authentic Yang family marksmanship! ”

The seed master who followed behind had no face to look at it anymore - these two sand sculptures were scolding each other while killing monkeys, this is the vanguard of the Great Song Dynasty? It's a shame on Da Song!

However, the things that make the breeders feel even more humiliating are still to come.

"A bet?"

Yang Zaixing shouted while shooting the monkey: "As long as you kill one more monkey than me, I will lose you a hundred times!" ”

Xiao Promise summed it up and shouted, "Bet!" ”

The face of the planter is too dark to see. was about to ask Zhao Huan for guilt, but Zhao Huan took the lead and smiled: "It's okay, let's go with them first." ”

"Turn around and hit fifty sticks on one person, so that they can remember it for a long time."