Li Yan had doubts, and just about to ask, he stopped.

This matter is a bit supernatural, and I am afraid that I will scare Li Bei'er when I say it.

Actually, the best explanation is to drink the fragments.

There was also this situation in my previous life, and I didn't know how to get home after drinking.

At one point, he even forgot where the car was parked, and the next day he ran around the city to find it, but fortunately the city he lived in was not very big.

……

After washing, after eating, he picked up two newspapers sent by Chen He, one of which was his own, and the other was published by his competitor Chai Fatzi.

Sure enough, Chai Fatzi did not hesitate to write and ink, and used the topic to play and step on Li Yan.

It seems that Li Yan became a sinner in Kyoto before becoming the champion, and also incited gamblers to go to Li's mansion to block the door and ask for lost money.

"It's shameless...... Li Yan shook his head helplessly and tore the newspaper to shreds.

Pick up your own newspaper and the content will be much more comfortable.

Chen He praised the emperor's gift of the golden pot, how to get out of the Xuande Gate, how to drive away the champion Lang, every detail of the pretense is clearly written, and the slightest will appear.

"Well, come here." Li Yan nodded and summoned the little maid in Li Bei'er's room, and said, "Please go and tell Second Brother Chen that this article should not be published, after all, Yang Ruobing is innocent, and it is a bit too much to write like this." We have to distinguish ourselves from the fat man, and we can't be so shameless that there is no bottom line. ”

Li Yan looked at the little girl's eyes as if she understood or not, and repeated it again.

The little maid then agreed to go out.

Seeing that Li Yan had nothing to do, Li Bei'er turned out the juju from the cabinet and asked expectantly, "Do you want to kick for a while?" ”

"Kick it for a while." Li Yan also came to be interested.

Half an hour later......

Li Yan wore a short shirt, rolled up his sleeves, hid under the tree in the courtyard and said loudly: "Bottle, my concubine, just kick a bow, have you been preparing for so long?" ”

"Here we are."

Li Bei'er walked out of the house with a crown scarf, tights, a small dress, and a lot of makeup, and his playful appearance matched his delicate figure, which had a unique taste.

"Why don't you go back to the house first?" Li Yan's facial features were flying, and he said cheaply.

Li Bei'er turned a deaf ear, raised her foot and kicked the juju in Li Yan's hand, her movements were extremely agile, and her delicate appearance disappeared on weekdays, but she had a heroic posture.

"Pick it up, Xianggong!"

Juju tossed several times on Li Bei'er's feet, and suddenly passed it to Li Yan.

"Okay!"

Li Yan took a steady step, looked at the flying Juju with full attention, quickly rehearsed the movements in his mind, and confidently waited for the best time to get up.

Can......

There is a saying: the imagination is very full, and the reality is very skinny.

The legs and feet joined forces to teach the brain a lesson, which roughly means: If we brothers don't cooperate, it's useless to try to do more.

Li Yan kicked out with confidence, but he could only watch as he passed by Keju, a pair of forty-five-yard boots detached from his body, and flew towards Li Bottler in a whirlwind.

"What ......"

Li Bei'er exclaimed, but calmed down in an instant, raised her leg and used the sole of her shoe to block the strength of the boot throwing, and then immediately changed direction, her movements were extremely fast, far exceeding the speed of the boot drooping.

I saw that her toes were slightly hooked, and Li Yan's boots stayed between her instep and ankle.

"Oh my God! Amazing, right? Li Yan covered his mouth in surprise and involuntarily shouted out this sentence.

Li Bei'er giggled: "Xianggong is a scoundrel, kicking and juju and hurting people with hidden weapons." ”

"Bottle, you're too good, aren't you, how can you let others live?" Li Yan lost no time in slapping a wave of sycophants.

Just as they were laughing, they heard a loud bang from the east courtyard wall.

The two of them turned their heads suspiciously, and the entire wall shook visibly, and then the sound became more and more dense.

Finally, after more than a dozen smashes on the high wall, it was not burdened, and with a bang, several bricks fell out, and a large hole appeared in the wall.

Wang Dalang sneakily lay at the entrance of the cave and took a look, and when he saw that the two people in the courtyard were looking at him, he smiled embarrassedly, immediately retracted his head, and said, "Uncle, don't come over." ”

Bang bang bang......

A quarter of an hour later, an irregular door knocked out, and Yan Jiuniang took the corner of her skirt and carefully walked through the doorway.

After entering the courtyard, he immediately regained his arrogant appearance, raised his chin, avoided the sight of the two, and said, "It can be more convenient to open a door." ”

Li Bei'er quipped: "What's convenient? ”

"Convenient ......" Yan Jiuniang was about to answer, but suddenly reacted, pretending to be fierce and said: "Stinky bottle, you dare to tease me." ”

Li Yan shook his head and said in his heart: I should have been stimulated by my teacher's words.

But that's okay, the main house of the Li Mansion is almost occupied, if Yan Jiuniang really asks for a courtyard, it will give Li Yan a problem.

The yard is small, and it is not worthy of Yan Jiuniang's identity, and the yard is big......

Then again, the largest courtyard in Li Mansion is Li Bei'er's one, but it is still far from Yan Jiuniang's courtyard in Yan Mansion.

After all, they have a private garden, which is not a grade.

"You're kicking Keju?" Yan Jiuniang said with interest.

"Sister Yan together?"

Li Yan put on his shoes and interjected: "She will only plan to plate, how can she kick Keju." ”

Scold......

Yan Jiuniang sneered, walked slowly to the front with her hands behind her back, raised the three-inch golden lotus and stepped on the juju, I didn't see how hard she worked, how high the juju jumped as if she had spirituality, feet, knees, shoulders, and backs could dribble and juggle the ball.

The most important thing is that the whole process has been carried behind his back with both hands, and Yun Qingfeng has completed a series of difficult movements, just like a grandmaster.

"On the spot of February, the fairy wind blew down the two Chanjuan.

Sweat stains powder, flowers contain dew, dust flutters, moths, eyebrows, willows with smoke.

The green sleeves hang low, and the red skirt sways the golden lotus.

A few times she was weak and weak, and she hated to kill the beautiful boy in Chang'an. ”

Li Bei'er was very happy with poetry, and then improvised a poem with Yan Jiuniang's pass.

Of course, Li Yan's ancient literary level cannot fully understand the meaning of the poem, but he grasps a few key words: "Chanjuan", "Golden Lotus", and "Hate to kill beautiful boys".

couldn't help but laugh evilly, and immediately came up with an idea - since he didn't have the talent in this area, why not come up with a "dream team".

Like the football club in the previous life, play games, earn fame, and gain profits.

Called Barcelona? Or Real Madrid, Manchester United?

"It's not good, it's not good, it's a little too detached from reality." Li Yan rubbed his chin and said in his heart: What should be the name of the team?

Yan and Li are playing happily back and forth, and they would never have dreamed that their fairness was racking their brains to beat their ideas.

"Dad, the father-in-law surnamed Liang said that there is a holy decree to read, so let you go to receive the decree quickly." A maid ran into the courtyard road.

"Liang Shicheng? Where is it? ”

"Wait in the study, Chen's second father will accompany you."