"Hey, it's a long story, Brother Wang, why don't we sleep on our feet and talk about the last three days and three nights?"

Gu Bao rubbed it twice, but he didn't find the softness on his chest.

I was a little panicked.

Isn't this Xibei goods?

It shouldn't be.

"Okay, it's just Gu Daochang, you should sober up, and when the sobering soup comes, you can drink some sobering soup."

Gu Bao sighed: "Poor Dao is not drunk. ”

"Only a drunk person will say that he is not drunk."

Soon the sobering soup came, and Wang Shuang also put Gu Bao on the bed. Above.

Gu Bao had no choice but to be tossed by him obediently.

I woke up and went to the restaurant.

But it scared the hell out of him.

After drinking the sobering soup, Wang Shuang reprimanded his subordinates, took off his shoes and said, "I'll go to bed and talk to Gu Daochang for three days and three nights." ”

"Alas, alas, forget it."

Gu Bao hurriedly said, "Let's go to the table to drink tea, and talk while drinking." ”

Wang Shuang blinked, "What does Daoist Gu mean?" ”

"Hehe, it doesn't mean anything, it's just that I'm tired and sleepy for so long. I want to sit. ”

"Okay then."

The two sat down at the table, and Wang Shuang poured him a cup of tea.

"Why did Daoist Gu sleep on the side of the street?"

Gu Bao said: "Lost love." Do you know? ”

"Isn't it divorced?"

"Oh yes, divorced."

Gu Bao pretended to wipe away tears and said: "Poor and miserable, I was actually divorced by a woman." ”

Wang Shuang tugged at the corners of his mouth, wondering if he could be more fake?

No tears were shed.

"As far as I know, your wife is Cheng Demon, the eldest daughter of Cheng Gong, how did you get divorced?"

"Well, that's a long story."

Gu Bao sighed, "This is a bleak and heart-wrenching story, do you want to listen to it?" ”

Wang Shuang subconsciously covered his lips and wanted to laugh, but then felt that it was inappropriate, and hurriedly said, "You can talk about it." ”

Gu Baodao: "Wolf, wolf, dog, poor Dao is a Taoist priest who learns from the scriptures. ”

"Wolves, wolves, dogs?" Wang Shuang was a little confused.

"It was a long, long time ago."

"Uh-oh."

Wang Shuang said with a smile: "Gu Daochang's words are really different, they always make people feel refreshing, no wonder they can impress me in the court." ”

Gu Baodao: "You are quite narcissistic. ”

Wang Shuanggan smiled and said, "Daoist Gu, you are also quite good at hitting people." ”

Gu Baodao: "Later, on the way to learn the scriptures, Poor Dao met the king of the daughter country. ”

"Wait, I have long heard that Gu Daochang is from the daughter country in the west, why, did you have a friendship with the king of that daughter country?"

Gu Bao frowned and said, "Have you heard of the glorious deeds of the poor road?" ”

Wang Shuang was a little unbearable, this person was thick-skinned.

"I've heard of it, hehe."

Gu Bao sighed faintly: "I didn't expect that Poor Dao tried so hard to hide, but he still couldn't stop the excavation of you paparazzi, what a mistake." ”

"Uh, what are the paparazzi?"

"Hehe, this doesn't matter, let's get back to the topic, that poor road is divorced."

"Oh, forgive me for taking the liberty of it, okay, why did you get divorced?"

"Because she doesn't love me anymore."

Gu Bao said.

Wang Shuang said enviously: "It's okay, at least you once had love, didn't you?" ”

Gu Bao said in surprise: "Brother Wang, it's amazing, looking at the problem from a different angle, it's really admirable." ”

Wang Shuangdao: "Everything has a positive and negative side, I generally look at things, I like to look at the positive side, and then use him to offset the negative side of the trouble." ”

Gu Bao applauded: "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!" Brother Wang is really a strange person. ”

Wang Shuangyi said: "I am a mere mortal, but I can't afford it." I can't afford it. ”

Gu Baodao: "You are a mortal, but you are an extraordinary person, since you are with me, you are not a mortal either." Don't be modest. ”

"Ding, congratulations to the host for bragging successfully, Bull Coin +1, Experience Value +100."

Gu Bao: "........."

Wang Shuangqiang smiled: "Daoist Gu, you don't seem to have sobered up yet?" ”

"I didn't get drunk, why didn't I get sober?"

Gu Bao said: "It's stuffy in the house, let's go out for a walk." ”

"This, well-then."

Wang Shuang hesitated and nodded.

The two walked out of the restaurant, and Wang Shuang saw that Gu Bao was walking steadily, steadier than him.

Immediately believed that Gu Bao was not drunk.

"Daoist Gu, where are we going?"

"The sun rises in the east and rains in the west."

Wang Shuang: "..... What to do there? ”

Gu Bao said: "If a man wants to see through the red dust and not be hurt by feelings, he must go to such places more." ”

"Well, isn't that right?"

Gu Bao turned around and said: "Brother Wang, you are too upright, you must know that it is easy to break just now, and everything must be reversed." Walking around the green building, relaxing, it's actually good. ”

"But you've just gotten divorced."

Gu Bao said: "If you don't get married, how can you get divorced?" Divorce is only because of marriage. So how can you blame the divorce? “

"That, Daoist Gu, why can't I understand something?"

Gu Bao sighed: "I'm sorry, the theory of the poor road is too advanced, and ordinary people can't understand it." If you listen often, you will understand. ”

After a pause, Gu Bao whispered: "Let's go, Poor Road will take you to prostitution, don't need money." ”

Wang Shuang said embarrassedly: "That Gu Daochang, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." ”

Gu Bao said unhappily: "You are not a woman, a big man, you don't even dare to go to the Qinglou?" How can you still be called a romantic gentleman? ”

Wang Shuangdao: "That kind of place is too filthy, I have never been there." ”

Gu Bao grabbed his arm, "So Poor Dao has to take you to see it." ”

After speaking, he groaned leisurely: "The world is out of my generation, and I am urged by the years of entering the Qinglou." In the talk and laughter of the emperor's hegemony, it is better than a drunk in life. ”

Wang Shuang's face was slightly red, "Your poem is very good, but some places are too weird." ”

As he spoke, he tasted it carefully, and felt more and more wonderful.

Looking at Gu Bao's eyes, he couldn't help but be even more surprised.

Who knows, Gu Bao directly grabbed him forward, "Brother Wang, let's go, let's go to the battlefield!" ”

Wang Shuang: "......."

The helpless two finally came to the sunrise in the west and the rain in the west.

What made Wang Shuang speechless was that as soon as he entered the door, he was let go by Gu Bao, and Gu Bao was taken to the third floor by the bustard.

Leave him on the second floor.

He was embarrassed, so he saw that the old bustard had to come downstairs again, and said with a smile: "This son-in-law, we originally had the conditions to go up to the second floor here, but since you were brought by Gu Daochang, naturally I let you come up for free." There is no need for any conditions, you wait a while, I will go and call Yingying Yanyan to come and accompany you. ”

"Wait."

Wang Shuangdao: "I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." ”

Saying that, he covered his stomach and hurried downstairs.

The old bustard said, "Don't tell Gu Daochang?" ”

"You tell him that I still have something."

"That's good."

Seeing Wang Shuang leave, the old bustard frowned and said, "Why did you bring a woman over?" ”

Su Jin is in the room, holding incense with her hands. Gills, I don't know what to think.

Then the door opened, and she turned her head. On his face, a smile immediately appeared.

"Daoist Gu."