Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Mother Is Crazy and Ugly
Li Er took the eldest grandson queen into his arms.
Gently patted the back of Empress Eldest Sun, and comforted her softly: "Guanyin, this matter is only known to a few people, I have already ordered it, and it will definitely not be passed on, and it will never affect the reputation of Lizhen......"
Empress Eldest Sun hid her face and said, "Second brother, how good the marriage between Lizhen and Chong'er is, but now, it has become like this...... It must be the little brute named Chen Chu, who deliberately seduced Lizi, and the second brother couldn't spare him easily. ”
Li Er's face suddenly turned cold, and he said sadly: "Lizhi is young, he can't do such a ridiculous thing, all the mistakes are the fault of that kid Chen Chu, I originally planned to kill him, but unfortunately, the auxiliary machine and others persuaded me so that I couldn't kill him, otherwise, he would have been divided by my five horses and his bones would have been scattered." ”
What the?
Empress Eldest Sun was dumbfounded.
The eldest grandson, Wuji, is his elder brother.
It's the father of the eldest grandson Chong!
The future daughter-in-law was snatched away, and the eldest grandson Wuji actually helped that person speak?
This doesn't make sense!
She asked incredulously, "Second brother, is this ...... What the hell is going on? ”
Li Er sighed and said: "Guanyin, you know, recently the Tubo envoy came to Chang'an, and he actually proposed to compete with the warriors of the Tang Dynasty, Qin Qiong, Li Junxian, lost two games in a row......"
Empress Eldest Sun's eyes widened suddenly: "The concubine heard that Fang just won, could it be Chen Chusheng?" ”
Li Er nodded: "That's right, Chen Chu won the Eight Rilang, but there are still two games left, if Chen Chu is killed, no one in the court can defeat the Tubo people, and at that time, the Tang Dynasty will lose a state, and even be ridiculed by all countries......"
Empress Eldest Sun suddenly understood why her brother would let Chen Chu go.
He must have had a hard time making his choice.
I heard Li Er say again: "Guanyin, this Chen Chu is not only outstanding in martial arts, in fact, the original soap was also made by him, and the soap business has made my inner library more than two million yuan in income at once." ”
Empress Eldest Sun: "......"
Li Er said again: "The popsicle is also made by him." ”
Empress Eldest Sun: "......"
Li Er said: "Refined salt is too. ”
Empress Eldest Sun was stunned again.
Is this Chen Chu still human?
Soap, refined salt, popsicles.
Either way, it's enough to get a huge amount of credit.
Not to mention that he also helped the imperial court win the battle against the Tibetan warriors.
She was suddenly surprised: "So, the person who the concubine has been persuading the second brother not to kill before is this Chen Chu?" ”
What is this called!
Li Er nodded.
Empress Eldest Sun was dumbfounded.
In her heart, she longed to break Chen Chu's body into pieces.
But this kind of person really can't be killed.
If you kill this person, Datang will lose a talent.
She also began to struggle in her heart.
Li Er asked, "Guanyin, why don't you speak?" ”
Empress Eldest Sun: "Second brother, I want to be quiet!" ”
Alas!
Li Er said, "It's too difficult for me."
are about to become professional actors.
Perform in front of the ministers first!
And to perform in front of the queen!
But acting is the only way he can think of to keep Chen Chu at present.
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It took Chen Chu a long time to finally straighten out the relationship.
The cottage king Li Changle turned out to be the eldest princess today!
Lao Li, who has been doing business with him, is His Majesty the Emperor today!
Lao Cheng, who is often drunk by himself, is Lu Guogong Cheng's bite gold, the demon king of the world!
Cheng Aniu, who is often bullied by himself, is Cheng Biting Jin's eldest son, Cheng Chumo!
The righteous big brother Niu is big, and it is Niu Jinda!
Second brother Qin Er, proper Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao!
The third brother, Master Li, is undoubtedly Li Jing!
What kind of luck is this for the emperor!
As soon as I crossed over to Datang, there were a bunch of hidden bosses around me.
These bigwigs are still the kind that can't be top-notch.
If I knew that Lao Li was the emperor, I should have been kind to him!
Then, he followed Cheng Chumo into the Lu Guogong Mansion.
Although the Mansion of Lu Guogong is simple, and Cheng Yanjin is notoriously poor, it is only relative to other bigwigs in the court, compared with ordinary people, this is a high-ranking mansion, and the luxury is abnormal.
The two walked into the main hall of Lu Guogong's mansion one after the other.
"Hehehe......"
A woman's laughter rang out.
Immediately, the woman stepped forward and carefully examined Chen Chu.
It's Mrs. Cheng!
Mrs. Cheng is in her forties, with a graceful and luxurious figure, as for her temperament, she fights with Cheng Biting Jin, and she is not easy to mess with at first glance.
Mrs. Cheng glanced at Chen Chu a few times, and said happily: "Old Cheng just sent someone to send a letter, saying that you want to live in the mansion for a while, let me greet you, virtuous nephew, sit down quickly, sit down quickly, ......"
She was very welcoming.
Chen Chu hurriedly said: "Chen Chu, I've seen my sister-in-law!" ”
Sister-in-law......
Mrs. Cheng was stunned.
Her name is Chen Chuxian's nephew!
Chen Chu called her sister-in-law?
There's something wrong with that!
This kid is not a fool!
Cheng Chumo hurriedly stepped forward and explained: "Mother, don't you know, Chen Chu and my father are sworn brothers!" ”
Burst.
Mrs. Cheng almost vomited blood.
Cheng Biting Jin is crazy!
This Chen Chu doesn't look as big as my family!
It turned out to be a sworn brother!
asked her to call Chen Chu her brother, she really couldn't accept it.
Mrs. Cheng smacked her lips and said, "This kid is so handsome, I don't know how he looks so good-looking...... Alas, look at me, when I was young, I was also a famous black beauty in the Tang Dynasty, I was born beautiful, how could I give birth to an ugly child like Chu Mo, and the uglier I get, it's really incomprehensible......"
Chen Chu: "......"
Cheng Chumo: "......"
Cheng Chu wanted to cry without tears!
Am I biological?
Did you pick it up casually from the side of the road?
Mrs. Cheng looked at Cheng Chumo, and said: "It's all to blame Lao Cheng, Lao Cheng is five big and three thick, black and black, similar to Wei Chi Lao Hei, no wonder Chu Mo is so ugly." ”
Cheng Chumo: "......"
Mother, please don't say any more.
Mrs. Cheng looked at Cheng Chumo and asked, "Chumo, what do you mean by not speaking, do you think what Weiniang said is wrong?" ”
Cheng Chumo: "Mother's ......"
Mrs. Cheng said unhappily: "You said, did you say something wrong for your mother?" ”
Cheng Chumo hurriedly lowered his head: "You're not wrong!" ”
Mrs. Cheng asked again, "You say, are you ugly?" ”
Cheng Chumo received 10,000 critical hits!
But he could only nod: "Mother is right, I look ugly!" ”
Mrs. Cheng nodded with satisfaction.
This Lu Guogong Mansion, she has the final say.
Even Cheng Biting Jin didn't dare to argue with her.
After a long sigh, Mrs. Cheng said: "Chen Chu, to be honest, I lack a good-looking child now, several children, one is more ugly than the other!" ”
Cheng Chumo: "......"
Cheng Chubi: "......"
Cheng Chubi is Cheng Chumo's younger brother, and he is the same age as Chen Chu.
Originally, he thought it was none of his own business.
Unexpectedly, he was still named.
Chen Chu looked at the two brothers and suddenly stopped sympathizing.
It's not easy to grow so big!
I guess if I didn't get one right, I would have to get it to the wall.
As the saying goes, the mother is not ugly!
Mrs. Cheng is good, crazy diss her son's appearance.
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