Chapter 111 Don't BB if you don't have money!

After staying in the house for a while, Jing Zhe and Hanhan walked out.

The courtyard was quiet and empty.

The two of them followed the direction they had come, went around to the back of the main hall, and looked in through the paper window that opened in one corner.

The main entrance of the main hall is closed, and there is a door on the side that leads to the side hall.

Only one person is allowed to enter the main hall at a time, and the believers who come in from the outside first enter the side hall and wait, and then the little Taoist priest leads them into the main hall after the person in front of them asks.

At this time, the little Taoist priest happened to lead a young man in a brocade robe in.

"What do you want?"

The fat Taoist priest pretended to whisk the dust in his hand.

"Tomorrow is the day when the exam list will be released, and I want to ask Qingyun Bodhisattva for protection, so that Xiaosheng can be named on the gold list tomorrow!"

After the young man finished speaking, he respectfully knelt in front of the fat Taoist priest and bowed three times and bowed nine times.

Jing Zhe outside the window couldn't help but be stunned when he looked at this scene: You are here to ask the Bodhisattva, is it useful to worship this fat Taoist priest?

In the main hall, the fat Taoist priest stood up after hearing this sentence and paced around the young man.

When he got up, Jing Zhe found that there was a Qingyun Bodhisattva in front of him that was exactly the same as the courtyard, but it was only several times smaller.

Only then did it dawn on me that the young man was not worshipping the fat Taoist, but this miniature version of the Qingyun Bodhisattva.

The fat Taoist priest turned around, and when he passed the little Taoist priest, he slowed down a few steps, and the little Taoist priest winked at him and shook his head.

The fat Taoist priest understood, sat down, took out a black long stick, about the length of his forearm, and said slowly: "What you are asking for is too urgent, and you can't wait for the day when the lotus flower of Qingyun Bodhisattva breaks the ground, you can only ask the Bodhisattva in this hall first!" ”

Then he shook the black stick in front of Qingyun Bodhisattva a few times, the Bodhisattva did not react, and the young man looked attentive and nervous.

After shaking one circle, the fat Taoist priest continued to shake the second circle.

As far as Jing Zhe's eyes could see, he could clearly see him turning the black stick upside down.

At this time, a magical scene appeared.

When the black sticks came to both sides of the Bodhisattva's body, the Bodhisattva's head began to sway from side to side, as if shaking his head!

Seeing this, Han Han was dumbfounded, Jing Zhe pinched his chin, thoughtful.

The young man who was kneeling on the ground was pale, and he bowed and bowed to Qingyun Bodhisattva, and his voice trembled: "Big... Master, what's going on? ”

"What's going on? Huh..."

The fat master sneered, his eyes cold: "You are insincere!" ”

"Insincere?"

The young man muttered, and was suddenly stunned.

"I'm going to make up the incense money for Qingyun Bodhisattva!"

The fat Taoist priest waved his hand: "No need, the heart is not sincere, what's the use of making it up?" ”

"No, I'm going to make it up!"

With that, the boy got up and ran out in despair.

When he went out, the little Taoist priest smiled and said: "I can't even bear to pay much for incense, just like this, still thinking about winning the list?" Dream! ”

The fat Taoist priest brushed the dust, "But it's okay, this kind of thing is too urgent, if he sends too much incense, I don't know how to send him!" ”

After speaking, the two laughed, and the little Taoist priest withdrew.

After a while, a small Taoist priest led people into the temple.

This time it was a woman who was nearly thirty years old, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, slow steps, tight and thin clothes, kneeling in front of Qingyun Bodhisattva, because she bent too much, the front placket was slightly open, and a touch of spring was seen by the fat Taoist.

"I wonder what Madame is asking for?"

“……”

The woman looked up at the fat Taoist priest, her ears and temples were slightly red, her eyes were like spring water, she bit her lip shyly, lowered her head and hung her chest, and did not say a word.

The fat Taoist priest was unmoved, and said, "Sexual discord? ”

Only then did the woman raise her head and said glutinously: "I don't know if the master has a way to crack it?" ”

"The way to crack it... Bodhisattva guidance is required. ”

After a pause, the fat Taoist priest continued: "However, this kind of private matter is a matter of the blue sky and the day, even if it is a bodhisattva, it is difficult to talk about it, if you want to crack it, it will take night." It just so happens that Guiguan has a wing room in the backyard, so why don't you rest here with your wife, and wait for the poor road to talk to your wife in the evening, okay? ”

"So... There's Master Lao! ”

The woman glanced at the fat Taoist priest again, and then was led out of the hall by the little Taoist priest.

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Outside the window, Jing Zhe was speechless again.

Can you ask for a bed that is not in harmony?

And listening to the fat Taoist priest's answer, it is clear that he wants to do something at night!

The most important thing is to look at the woman's attitude, it seems to know, but she does not refuse, but has some expectation, this...

Where is the Taoist temple, it looks like a duck shop!

But Jing Zhe probably understood the methods of the fat Taoist, and he didn't want to waste any more time, so he shouted Hanhan to go back.

On the way, Han Han's expression was weird.

"Young village master, I originally thought that this Taoist priest was just a liar, but now it seems that it is not all right!"

"Oh? Why? ”

"I just heard that the statue of Qingyun Bodhisattva in the front yard grows, I think it's a lie, but just now I saw with my own eyes that Qingyun Bodhisattva will really shake his head, it seems that although the fat Taoist priest is a liar, but the Qingyun Bodhisattva in this Taoist temple can be spiritual! Young village master, let's also go to the front yard to worship the Bodhisattva! ”

Honest and pious analysis.

"Really?"

Jing Zhe sneered, thinking that such a simple trick of deception could be carried out unimpeded, but it could only be said that there were too many fools!

"I want to worship you, I don't."

"But..."

Han Han scratched his head, embarrassed: "But I don't have any money!" ”

He saw it just now, but whoever can kowtow to Qingyun Bodhisattva with incense, this incense money is naturally indispensable, if he is empty-handed, how can the Bodhisattva bless him?

Jing Zhe glanced at him and walked into the house without looking back.

"Don't BB if you don't have money!"

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The fat Taoist priest's hospitality is not bad.

Chicken, duck and fish appeared one after another as night fell, which was not much more tempting for Jing Zhe and Hanhan, who had been eating dry food for nearly ten days.

After Xi Bi, the bath bucket requested by Jing Zhe was also sent in.

Eat and drink to your heart's content, and go to the bucket, not to mention how comfortable.

Even Han Han next door forgot to pester him for silver to burn incense and worship Buddha.

After taking a shower and letting people remove the bucket, Jing Zhe lay on the bed thinking about tomorrow's itinerary, and two villains popped out of his mind at the same time.

Little White Man: Teach the fat Taoist a lesson!

Little Negro: Wouldn't it be better to take some benefits from him and go directly to Beijing!

Little White Man: Seeing so many people being deceived, can you get through this hurdle?

Little Negro: What's so wrong with that? Eating people with short mouths and soft hands, today even eating and drinking were arranged in such a comfortable room, and finally put people together, this is a good road?

Besides, he just cheated money, and he didn't do anything hurtful, there are many people who cheat money in the world, can you manage them all?

Little White Man: There are a lot of people who cheat money, since you bumped into him, if you don't care what is the difference with him?

Little Negro: You die!

Little White Man: Come on!

Then, together...

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