The newspaper needs to publish the first issue of the newspaper as soon as possible, so Jing Zhe has to work overtime, although he still needs to think about the content of other sections, but the entertainment section, just put it on.

He thought about it for a while, and finally decided to talk about Journey to the West - Su Mochen had warned him before, saying that the spirit preached in Journey to the West was contrary to those in power, and it would be difficult to do it if it was attacked by someone with a heart.

But in the first issue of the newspaper, he needed a story that was enough to attract the attention of the people, and the mythical monkey was undoubtedly the best choice, as for Emperor An's side, he had already thought of a way to explain it.

So he spoke.

At the beginning, those people in the entertainment department still took a pen and memorized it carefully, just like studying, but they became addicted to listening to it and forgot to memorize it a long time ago.

Jing Zhe is not to write, but to tell a story, so it is concise and appropriate, and he speaks quickly, and after a while, he will reach the Heavenly Palace.

When they heard that the monkey was bitten by the roaring dog, everyone gasped, and only Wu Ping questioned it.

"The Monkey King will change in seventy-two ways, and it has the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, how could it be bitten by a dog? Oh, nonsense! ”

Jing Zhe didn't care, and continued, the monkey was imprisoned in the gossip alchemy furnace by Taishang Laojun again.

"A Monkey King who lives in a broken furnace? The Ruyi golden hoop stick can be big or small, take it out and make it bigger directly, don't you make this broken furnace a mess? Oh, nonsense! ”

When he heard that the monkey was suppressed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, Wu Ping pursed his lips again.

"Monkey King is invincible in the world, how can he be suppressed so casually? Oh, nonsense! ”

“……”

Jing Zhe was really angry, thinking that if he gave this product a keyboard, he could become a hero! It's a shame not to go to the construction site to lift the bar.

simply don't talk about it, "Come on, come on, you're amazing, the place is for you, you can talk about it!" ”

“……”

Wu Pingkong is okay, but he can't talk about it.

But he was still very unconvinced, and he raised his head, and his mouth was still vibrating: I can't talk about it, I just want to say it!

"Okay, I won't talk about it, or, you go out and watch the door!"

"They don't go out, and neither do I."

Although it is bar, Wu Ping still wants to hear it, after all, he has never heard such an interesting story, and it seems that he feels more comfortable than going to Wuxian Garden to listen to a little song!

"Okay, if you don't go out, I won't talk about it!"

Jing Zhe said simply.

“……”

The room was quiet for a moment, and then the idle scholars who had followed Wu began to persuade him.

"Wu Shao, you just go out!"

"yes, you can't let all of us follow the story because of yourself, right?"

"Wu Shao, we'll tell you about it later!"

But Wu Ping was unmoved, he just didn't go out.

Zhao Wei, the temporary director of the interview department, walked out and made eye contact with the thick and round man, and the two came to Wu Ping.

"You two... What do you want to do? ”

Wu Ping said vigilantly.

"Wu Shao, give full play to your style and benefit everyone!"

Zhao Wei persuaded.

"Wu Shao, I still want to hear what happened to the monkey next, but don't worry, I'll tell you later!"

The rough man also persuaded.

"Phew, two of you eat something outside the grill!"

Wu Ping took a sip, "This is a lot of effort, and they all rebelled?" And you, you still tell me? Why don't you even talk about yourself, what about your mother? ”

“……”

The rough man was still hesitant, but when he heard this, he set up Wu Ping without saying a word, and Zhao Wei also set up his other arm, and between Wu Ping's ghost crying wolf, he was put outside the door.

Afraid that he would come in again, Jing Zhe sent Han Han to watch outside the door.

And Han Han had already heard this story, and knew that the next plot was not very interesting, so he nodded, and said: "The young master of the village should tell me quickly, I still want to listen to the back!" ”

When everyone heard this, they all cast envious eyes at Han Han.

It's good to follow President Jing and listen to stories at any time!

As Han Han expected, the next story revolved around Tang Seng, and everyone waited for the monkey, but they waited for a monk, not to mention how anxious they were.

Someone kept reminding Jing Zhe of "monkey monkey", Jing Zhe stopped, looked at them and said, "Although I am telling you stories, this is your job!" Don't be like some viewers, you have to distill the essence of the story and make sure that it catches someone's eye, you know? ”

Everyone nodded as if they didn't understand, "But we still want to hear what happened to the monkey next..."

“……”

"Hey, you still don't understand, this story is the same as life, there must be highs and lows, you are high every day, and your body can withstand it? Also, in this issue of the entertainment section, the story is here, you say, if the people see this and the story is broken, what will they think? ”

Jing Zhe asked again.

"Maybe scold my mother."

One said, and then thought about it.

"No, I will definitely scold my mother."

"You might also be asking who wrote it."

"Hey, President Jing said that the name of the writer will be printed in the newspaper, and they will know it when they see it."

"Wow, that's miserable, I guess I'll throw eggs home, right?"

"Eggs? Whoever is willing to throw stones, at most! ”

"Well, it could be blades and..."

“……”

Saying this, several members of the entertainment department suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

Jing Zhe smiled, but was very satisfied: "If this is the case, it means that our goal has been achieved!" How do you feel after listening to it now? ”

"I want to keep listening!"

"By the way, the people think the same way, they still want to continue to read, waiting for us to send out the newspaper every day, then our newspaper can become more and more prosperous, this is called out of context, understand?"

Everyone nodded, "Seems to understand." ”

"I don't want you to seem to understand, I want you to understand! In the future, when there are more stories like this, I will tell them all, and when the time comes, you will have to study carefully how much and where each issue of the newspaper is written, you know? ”

"Got it!"

Hearing Jing Zhe say that there were many more stories, everyone was excited.

And Jing Zhe actually deliberately stuck the story here, because he knew that Wu Ping and the others outside would definitely find someone to ask what was wrong with the monkey, and if the people in the house told him that they didn't know either, Wu Ping would definitely be crazy and unbelieving, thinking that everyone lied to him.

Hehe, hey, kill him!

"Okay, the entertainment department will publish a manuscript according to this story, the number of words does not have to be too much, be concise, otherwise there will not be enough paper."

"Yes, President Jing!"

Said someone from the entertainment department.

"People from the General Affairs Department and the Printing Department, you go to Taixue and ask them to help bring three sets of movable type printing equipment, and when the Entertainment Department finishes writing the story for Editor-in-Chief Chen to read, it will start printing."

"Yes, President Jing!"

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