283, combo, the end of the dog!
Inougami Mita, who was ridiculed and had a change in his heart, suddenly lost his sense of proportion, which is due to the times and the national conditions of the Japanese country.
Most people with strong self-esteem but are very fragile are like this. It is precisely this kind of willingness that will slowly turn into some kind of hatred of people and gods, of course, this is a personal opinion!
The dog gritted his teeth with a spade, his face was full of ferocity, like a dirt dog that could only grin with its teeth. He said, "Second question! There is a square, which is a corner point, named after A, B, C, D! There is a point E in the square, and the angle formed by the three points of E A and B is as big as the angle formed by E B A. ”
What is this Nima?
All of a sudden, the civil servants were silent again!
They began to suspect in their hearts that the books they had read all these years were fake! It seems that I don't know anything except the language of the saints and the mediocre of the university!
Especially what the dwarf of the Japanese country said, Lao Tzu didn't understand it at all!
Ahem, it's not that I don't understand the whole question, at least I can guess what squares and triangles are.
Don't say that the civil and military officials, that is, Li Chengqian and Li Tai both frowned!
It's not that the second question of the dog on the Mita spade is against Li Chengqian and Li Taichaogang, to be honest, the dog is unlucky, this semester the honorable class can just learn geometry! It's just that in the absence of paper, it is necessary to construct figures in the brain, which is really difficult for the three brothers Li Chengqian, who have only studied geometry for a semester, to directly construct figures in their minds.
Of course, this difficulty is relative!
Li Ke, who carelessly made a few mistakes in numbers, happened to be very obsessed with geometry, and he was also the only guy in the three classes of Xungui's class who answered all the geometry questions correctly!
Therefore, the speed at which he built the figure in his mind was obviously so faster than that of Li Chengqian and Li Tai!
"There it is! I've got it! ”
Li Ke habitually raised his hand up and spoke!
Li Chengqian and Li Tai glanced at each other and found the sigh in each other's hearts. That's saying: Alas, how is geometry? was preempted by Li Laosan again!
Li Chengqian and Li Tai are better, but the officials feel that they have been slapped in the face again!
This Nima, Lao Tzu still has no clue, and he hasn't figured out A, B, C, D, or D, your answers are out?
Do you TM prove the stupidity of the Japanese people, or do you prove that our group of officials who have lived for decades are not as good as your eleven-year-old baby?
Emperor, don't let your son go too far, don't slap your face too hard!
Ran goose, when the hundred officials looked at the emperor, Fang Qiao, Du Ruhui, Wei Zheng, Wang Qi, and Li Jing, who were closest to the emperor, could see the emperor's face clearly, how could this Nima have any scruples about us ministers?
The emperor's relieved smile obviously made people feel more unhappy than when Tang Jian was pretending!
After all, when Tang Jian pretended to be forced, the big deal was to say a word of "rebel" to his colleagues!
And the emperor, this Nima is in front of everyone, and he says, look, my son is smarter than you!
This Nima is a group attack!
R kind!
Wei Zheng wanted to criticize the emperor with his head covered in the face: "You are proud of a hammer!" My son is also coming to Tingfang to study, and this time he took the second place in the class! ”
It's just that after doing it, my son seems to have said that Li Tai's dog-day little fat man took the first ...... in the class!
Li Jing wanted to say: "My son can build cannons, you are proud of a hammer!" But now, the son is not at the court meeting, and the distant son can't save the near fire!
In fact, at this point in time, the most powerful person to spray the emperor is Tang Jian, as long as he says: "Spicy chicken, your sons are all students of Lao Tzu's son!" The emperor will most likely restrain himself.
However, that guy is also a shameless person, if everyone asks Tang Jian to let the emperor restrain himself, I am afraid that Tang Jian will immediately come to a group attack: "It's just a rebel on the Tang River"!
Count the balls!
Count the balls!
Anyway, Li Ke is the prince of our Tang Dynasty, bear with it!
The ministers can bear it, but the dog can't bear it!
It is said that it took another wise man ten years to solve this kind of problem! That picture painted fifty rooms! Are you so easy to unravel without drawing?
"No!"
Inugami Ota Shovel took a step back, and he questioned loudly, "Impossible! With such a complex problem, you can't solve it without drawing a picture! You must be blinded by me, you are liars, you are all liars! ”
As a military general, Cheng Yanjin felt that it was normal for him not to understand these questions, and he said to Li Ke that he didn't have much idea if he knew the answer. However, this dog Yutian shovel said this, as a military general of the Tang Dynasty, Cheng Yanjin, who has extremely strong patriotic enthusiasm, feels that he can't accept it!
"Fart!"
He said coldly: "The matter is right in front of you, who TM has the heart to deceive you, and you are also worthy?" King Wu, tell me the answer, Lao Cheng wants to know what kind of Laozi triangle has and what characteristics it has! ”
"Good!"
Li Ke first smiled at Cheng Yanjin, then turned around and said to the dog with a cold face: "You are ignorant, this king doesn't blame you!" Who made you widows stupid, and it took ten years to solve such a problem? This king will tell you the answer now, and let you know that I have a real wise man in Datang!
The propylene side of the triangle formed by C, E and D is equal to the Penyl side, which is one of them! Second, if the triangle is folded in half, the line folded in half will be hammered on the edge of the propylene side.
This kind of triangle, we call it an isosceles triangle, all of my fellow students can answer your question! ”
Inugami Ota shovel fell to the ground all of a sudden!
He knew that the characteristics of the young prince in front of him were correct.
To be precise, the two waists are equal, this characteristic is correct, and this is the result that the wise man in China spent ten years proving!
It is said that the wise man drew hundreds of thousands of drawings and finally measured them with a rope!
As for the second characteristic, Inugami Ota shovel can't understand! He understands what it means to fold in half, but he doesn't understand what it means to be vertical!
However, he knew that there was no need for this prince of the Tang Dynasty to lie to himself!
Although it was very uncomfortable in their hearts and it was difficult to accept this fact, they could hear it from the words of the black-faced general just now and the handsome little prince in front of them, and they disdained to lie to themselves!
"Woooooo
The dog who fell to the ground, Mita Shovel, suddenly cried!
He cried very suddenly, cried very sadly, and cried so much that everyone present was confused!
"This Nima!"
Cheng Biting Jin was stunned and said: "What are you crying about, did anyone beat him!" King Wu, can you guess it? ”
Li Ke shook his head, he could guess a hammer, and this king was not a roundworm in his stomach!
The more the dog Mita shovel cried, the worse he cried, and he said in the Japanese language while crying: "The Su I clan of the dog day, what else do you say that the three questions are the most difficult questions in the world!" This Nima was unraveled by a teenager so quickly! Lao Tzu is also stupid, holding such three questions to compete with the Tang people! I also deliberately reversed the order and put the most difficult questions second!
As a result, the answer came out with a turn of people's brains! What should I do, the two tasks have not been completed, and when I return to the Japanese country, I must go to the west! ”
If the dog is on the Mitian shovel, no one in the entire Taiji Hall can fully understand. To be precise, the vast majority of people don't even understand a word! They only felt that the wailing dog was barking like a vicious dog with a broken leg!
Pathetic?
It's not pitiful, the dog, it's not pitiful to call and eat, it's not your own anyway, isn't it?
As the former No. 1 diplomat of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Jian couldn't fully understand Inugami's words. However, Daddy Tang, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, understood the last sentence! Foreign language, it seems that you still have to be interested in learning it!
Tang Jian said coldly: "Go back and die?" No, it's impossible for Datang to let you go back and die! ”
Tang Jian's meaning, the crying dog Mita Shovel heard it very clearly, that was to die in the Tang Dynasty!
Yes, I said so many arrogant things at this court, how could Datang, a country like a tiger, let himself go back?
Why is the Wa Kingdom not a tiger?
Inugami Ota asked himself rhetorically, and suddenly, in a flash of inspiration, he realized that he had walked into a misunderstanding!
The country is not a tiger, why can't I find myself a country like a tiger? Even being a slave and a slave in this country is better than returning to the Wa country!
You see, those civilians walking around in Chang'an City, aren't they much better off than the Japanese people?
The servility in the root of the bone is exposed at once when the bone is broken.
Inugami Mita's shovel suddenly changed from a sitting position to a kneeling position, he wiped away his tears and buried his head deeply: "Your Majesty, Princess! Inougami Yutian shovel asks to enter the Tang Dynasty, even if it is just a lowly status, even if it is just a slave, he has no regrets! Please Your Majesty, please give Inou a chance to serve the Tang Dynasty! ”
This.......
What do you mean?
The dog's action made everyone present stunned again!
I can't understand this wave of operations!
I swore an oath before, and I was extremely confident, why did I ask to be the slave of the Tang Dynasty in a blink of an eye?
Is this the blindfolded by Li Ke's two questions, or is it ...... The Japanese people are all like this, full of servility when they see others strong, and ask to hug their thighs?
I don't understand!
I don't understand!
Shameless!
Shameless!
The civil officials of the Tang Dynasty, who have received more than 1,000 years of education in benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom, trust, gentleness, courtesy, and frugality, said that they could not understand it and had not learned!
Since ancient times, the generals who have been at the head of the word have felt that their three views have been subverted, and they just want to complain about the shamelessness of the Japanese people!
Or the doll's brother Li Chengqian also feels disgusting, let alone such a person, even if you raise a dog, you can't raise a dog without a backbone, right?
This is really a sight for me!
Well, in the words of a very Tang River: I have never seen such a brazen person!
Such a person is disgusting to be a dog!
Waving his hand, His Majesty Li Er looked disgusted, and said: "Drag it out and cut it down with those widows!" ”