"The turtle son still wants to take the exam, and Nima sells a lot of heads! Walk! ”

The old pirate was a little irritable, and picked up the guy and hit Wang Million's waist, which made Wang Million suddenly tremble again, and shouted again and again: "Don't shake this big guy's hands!" ”

"Don't open your mouth, watch the road!"

Wang Million was about to continue talking, but Wang Jiao hurriedly persuaded: "Uncle, don't make a sound." ”

"Yes, yes, yes......"

Wang Million, who nodded again and again, silently thought in his heart: Lord Mai must be blessed, and he will definitely give a big pig's head when he turns around! Rock sugar big pig's head, Lord Mai!

Avoiding the bright light, he walked specifically against the corner of the wall, Wang Jiao pricked up his ears to identify the footsteps of the two pirates, he was tall and big, and his cadence was naturally slow, but the two pirates behind him, the cadence was obviously faster, and there were many small broken steps.

It's really about to reach the limit of physical strength.

Glancing at Wang Million, Wang Jiao trembled like a coward, holding his hands behind his head, but he was thinking about bringing down these two pirates at such a time.

Panic is not panicked, after all, professional security guards, after the crossing, they are even more stool playful, dealing with two pirates who are physically overdrawn and rely on their will to support them, if he can't do it, then don't mix.

The only thing to be afraid of is the two handguns, and the possible little blasting expert......

"Brother, a student baby...... It's not simple. ”

The old pirate, whose breath was becoming more and more uneven, although he was weak, his eyes were very sharp, and he stared at the back of the king's horn.

"Fourth aunt!"

"It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter, brother! Walk! ”

"Fourth aunt, your face ......"

"Let's go!"

When the young pirate shouted, the effect of chest resonance weakened obviously, and even Wang Million was stunned, and wanted to turn his head a little puzzled, if it wasn't for the fear of being killed by a shot, he really looked back just now.

Sensing that something was wrong with the two in front of him, one old and one young, the young pirate suddenly sent the handcuff in his hand forward and resisted Wang Million's back: "What?!" What are you seeing?! Look at Lao Tzu again, you turtle son! ”

"Don't look, don't look, big brother, this is my uncle, I haven't had a father since I was a child, it's all my uncle who pulled me up. Big brother, hero, if you really want to kill ...... Just kill me, my uncle still has an old mother at home, and she has been out for decades, just waiting for her own son to come home......"

The two pirates were shocked at that time, not to mention the two pirates, Wang Million's whole body was shocked, and he turned his head to look at Wang Jiao like a ghost: "I'm ...... in my mouth."

The young pirate was stunned, and hurriedly shouted, "What the hell are you! ”

"Brother, let go! This melon baby is not simple! Put ......"

"I'll let Nima fart!"

Boom!

As soon as he turned around, he grabbed the wrist of the young pirate with one hand, and kicked the opponent's knee with a kick, the opponent's center of gravity was lost, and his wrist was directly twisted and dislocated by Wang Jiao.

The old pirate raised his hand and was about to pull the trigger, but unfortunately his movements were extremely stiff, and he wanted to explode after his physical strength was exhausted, and in this unexpected situation, it was useless to have full adrenal hormones.

Syllable!

A slap was slapped directly to the ground, and the old pirate fainted on the spot.

Wang Wanwan squatted directly with his head in his hands, and when he was trembling, he even said something in his mouth: "Lord Mai is on top!" Lord Mai is on top! Rock sugar pig's head—"

After the shouting stopped, Wang Million didn't hear the gunshot, and immediately cried with joy: "Not dead, not dead, ahahahaha, not dead, take your mother, Lao Tzu Langya Wang, ancestors bless!" Corner boy, you can still talk about the street...... I'm in my mouth! Horn boy, your champion Hou reincarnated?! ”

"Okay, Uncle, what should I do with these two? Tied up and sent to the police station? ”

"Don't, send it to the police? Send it to the police station if your brain is broken......" Wang Million rubbed his hands, smiled, and completely lost the look of being scared just now, "Tie it up, tie it up quickly, and then notify Mr. Qian." Wow, you're rich, horn boy, these two guys must be pirates. ”

"Since it's a pirate, why don't you send it to the police station?"

"I'm not an idiot, in addition to getting a certificate to the police station, it's a fart. Now, what about Uncle and I today, I'll teach you another trick, what is the most important thing in the South China Sea? ”

"Backer?"

"Understanding!"

Wang Million patted Wang Jiao, "Mr. Qian is now your husband, he is the principal, and he used to be the living king of Lion Camel Ridge, he is very strong, is it very reasonable for him to catch two little pirates?" ”

"Yes."

"But if you get caught, it's different, go to the police station, get a certificate at most, and don't even have a bonus of twenty yuan. When the time comes, it will only be reported that the black dogs in the police station are wise and martial, and they should be regarded as Xuanjia Army? Even if it is the Xuanjia Army, isn't it beaten into char siu by the Wuhan people? So, the two little thieves will be sent to Mr. Qian, and when the time comes, the master and apprentice will join forces to capture the thief, a good story. ”

The back of his hand patted Wang Jiao, Wang Million raised his leg and kicked the old pirate who fainted, "Hold your mother's, snatch my chicken steak, and eat my braised field chicken, do you know how difficult it is to catch the field chicken, hold the ......"

"Okay, uncle, Mr. must not have slept yet."

"Yes, yes, yes......"

After an old man and a young man tied up the other old and a young man, Wang Jiao was sure that the young pirate was indeed a girl.

You can know the feel of the hand as soon as you touch it.

"The turtle son must not die well!"

"Okay, okay, okay, what is good to die or not good to die, Lao Tzu studied hard, has always accumulated virtue and done good, and also created work-study opportunities for the majority of classmates and juniors...... Pointed at with a gun? ”

"You lied to me! Don't talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes! ”

"Trick you? Why did Lao Tzu cheat you? If you are hard-mouthed, I will rape you! ”

“……”

Wang Jiao was no longer speaking in Sichuan at this time, but in the official dialect of the Central Plains in this year, and after listening to Wang Million next to him, his eyes blinked quickly, and he felt that he had seen a fairy.

This Nima is okay too?!

"Jiao, Jiaozai, do you still know Luo's lower sound?"

"I know a little about ......"

"Mouth...... Lao Tzu hasn't returned for many years, and he almost forgot the local accent. ”

At this time, Wang Million actually used Luo's lower tone, the two blinked, and Wang Jiao suddenly felt that this old thing was very hidden.

But Wang Million was shocked beyond measure, the kid in front of him, when he was interviewed, was obviously a turtle.

How to ...... now?

Is it because he worships under the door of the money dart?

But Qian Dart's own Luo Xia voice is not good?!

What's even more awesome is that Qian Dart will never say "Sword Pavilion Native Accent", and what these two pirates say is not a serious Chengdu official dialect, but the dialect of the rivers and lakes around Chengdu Mansion, which is the product of the defeat of the Chengdu Road Loyal Martial Army, one of the "Eight Route Loyal Martial Army".

This "Eight Roads Loyal Army" is the Shun Emperor Li Xiang during the reign of the eight famous regiments from the people, in folklore, and become the "Eight Roads Qin Wang Army", each road set up a large capital.

But this "Eight-Way Loyal Army" did not save Emperor Shun Li Xiang in the end, and he jumped down from the Sword Pavilion, and Emperor Shun ended his life like this.

After that, the "Eight Roads Loyal Army" was broken up into a non-governmental organization, and the leaders still called themselves "Dadu Tou", each with incense hall and water, and worshiped the statue of Emperor Li Xiang.

Now, Wang Jiao would actually say such a slip, which made Wang Million have to be surprised, what is the old thing Qian Dart teaching this kind offspring who respects the old and loves the young!

He has to find a money dart to theorize well, after all, isn't this harmful!