Chapter 39: The Stupid Thief
When Ye Lingyi opened his eyes, he was surprised to find that he was in an unfamiliar environment, surrounded by darkness and silence, and faintly saw a figure through the snow and the faint skylight.
He sat next to her, his back straight, and for some reason it looked familiar.
The girl sat up slowly and dazedly, and although her movements were already very light, she accidentally pulled the wound on her arm, and immediately bared her teeth in pain and gasped.
The man seemed to be awakened by the slightest movement, and in an instant he withdrew from his immersed thoughts, held her hand and asked, "Does the wound hurt?" β
Ye Lingyi was stunned for a moment, and said in her heart: How can this familiar voice be a little like Li Yuanlin?
"Your Majesty?"
With a worried heart, she called tentatively.
Unexpectedly, the man opposite responded softly in a nasal voice: "Hmm! β
At this moment, Ye Lingyi's head was like a thousand thunderbolts slashing down in unison, secretly screaming miserably.
In the temple, she went away on the grounds of going to the toilet, and Li Yuanlin was not a fool, of course she wanted to know that she had escaped.
By the way, what is the crime of the fugitive slave from the palace being caught?
It seems that the ending is all ...... Beheading, Ling Chi, and punishing the nine clans?
These words were like a slap in the face, and they slammed into Ye Lingyi's head.
Someone sneered, and made a big gift of "throwing five bodies to the ground" at Li Yuanlin in the dark, and shouted "surprised": "Your Majesty." The slave has finally found you! Your Majesty, Your Majesty! β
Her acting skills are really exaggerated, even if Li Yuanlin doesn't watch it, he knows that she must have a bitter face at this moment, like a little scholar who is forced to recite poems by Mr. Teach.
In the darkness, the man's feminine face couldn't help but smile.
In fact, she just slept and didn't know anything, only remembering the line between life and death, huge fireworks and arrows flying in the sky.
Did she find him, or did he find her?
No one will delve into this question anymore.
Li Yuanlin rarely had a childlike elf and eccentric thoughts, and deliberately pretended to be angry with a dry cough and said, "You deliberately left me behind when you were in the Reform Temple!" I walked all night in the snow, how do you think this crime should be counted? β
Not to mention that she deliberately ran away, but pointed out that she caused him to walk at night?
Ye Lingyi thundered loudly in his heart, and whispered, "How come?" I left the carriage behind, huh? β
The smile on the corner of the man's mouth gradually brightened, but his voice deliberately reproached: "I think you did it on purpose!" You're just revenge on me for letting you be a coachman, and you left me and slipped away knowing that I wouldn't drive the carriage! β
"No, no, the slave didn't want to escape! Slaves and maids are just ...... Just lost! β
Some people are thieves with weak hearts.
Someone has fun.
In the distance, there was a flicker of cold light in the treetops, the faint light of the snow reflected on the sword. Wu Zuogu and the others were reminding him.
In the dark night, the man seemed to remember something, and gradually restrained the smile on his face, and his eyes were as bright as stars in the sky.
"However, the emperor ......" Ye Lingyi raised her eyes cautiously, "Why are you here?" β
She couldn't figure out why the king of a country was in this empty wilderness. Could it be that he arrived in time to save himself?
Of course, Li Yuanlin will not admit that he saved her: "You still dare to say it!" The Queen Mother severely punished the second son of Helian for what you didn't see, and I heard that he received a full fifty iron whips in the trial department! It was an iron whip like a blade, and even though it was drawn on the body, it was a body of copper skin and iron bones, and the bones were cracked at the worst, and the skin and flesh were broken at the lightest...... I had gone to Helian Mansion to visit him, but I didn't expect to see you fainting at the gate of the inner city. β
"What!"
Ye Lingyi couldn't remember to care about her own affairs, and subconsciously floated out a shocked word, and asked with a little nervousness: "Then, is there something wrong with Helian Ershao?" β
Li Yuanlin raised his eyebrows, as if he didn't expect that she would care about the person who sent her into the palace with his own hands, but he still replied: "There are a lot of family doctors in Helian Mansion, and besides, the Queen Mother has already sent a silver imperial doctor to treat him, presumably at most he will suffer some flesh and blood, and it will be fine." β
Hearing him say this, Ye Lingyi finally relaxed a little.
After a moment, remembering something, the fox said suspiciously: "The emperor said that I fainted at the gate of the inner city?" But this shouldn't be in the inner city, right? β
This......
Li Yuanlin's face froze for a moment, but fortunately, the emperor's mind was lively, and he immediately replied: "You are stupid! Now that the Queen Mother is looking for you, there are many people in the inner city, if you are found out and then pestered in front of the Queen Mother and say that you deliberately absconded, you will be miserable! β
Ye Lingyi thought about it, and seemed to have some sense: "Then what should I do?" β
Li Yuanlin got up, took advantage of the situation to scoop up the fox fur and draped it on himself.
"Let's go!"
"Where are you going?"
"Of course I'm back to the palace! You wouldn't be naΓ―ve enough to think you would be able to get out of the city and get out of the capital, would you? β
Jingzhong is like an invisible cage, full of the power of the Queen Mother, not to mention her, even Li Yuanlin, it is basically impossible to leave easily.
But back to the palace......
Thinking of the last time she was locked in the refrigerator in Shengning Palace, Ye Lingyi became a little worried.
Should it be said that Ye Lingyi overestimated her influence on the Queen Mother?
In fact, it had been almost ten days since she returned to the high-walled palace, and there was no news from the Shengning Palace except for the palace maid who was waiting for her to receive the information she had given her.
Ye Lingyi secretly felt lucky.
Probably because of the side effects of this psychology, she has been working very hard to clean the emperor's study in recent days, not only for the hygiene on the surface, but also for the corners of the house.
Because of this, when she was lying on the ground and cleaning the bottom of the bookcase, she was able to find a suspicious thief.
An idiot thief with a masked face and a night-walking suit hiding under the royal case in broad daylight.
The four eyes met, and the atmosphere seemed to be so awkward that it solidified.
"Shh The stupid thief smiled and put his index finger against her covered lips, signaling her not to scream like other unworldly little palace maids, "I said, I'm here to travel, to visit the imperial study, do you believe it?" β
Ye Lingyi just looked at him and didn't make a sound, with a glass ball-like eye in his eyes, "Do you look at me like an idiot?" "The light.
The rag in his hand slammed into the ground.
The stupid thief, who was huddled under the table with his knees in his hands, suddenly sweated like rain.
The girl took a deep breath and yelled, "Come ......"
Before she shouted a word, a pair of sweaty hands immediately covered her mouth and suppressed her.
Where did the thief come from!
Ye Lingyi "whined" twice, and glared at him angrily with his eyes.
The thief laughed twice and said, "You little girl, why don't you play cards according to the routine?" β
Routine?
Okay, then let's follow the routine!
An evil smile appeared in the glassball-like eyes, and he bent his legs and kicked hard at the important parts of men!
The stupid thief erupted and roared like a wild cat, and immediately let go of her hands, rolling on the ground in pain.
Ye Lingyi clapped her hands, smiled proudly, and found the opportunity to step on his chest.
"Dare to assassinate the emperor! Say, "Who sent you?" β
The stupid thief's eyes were full of tears, and his head shook like a rattle.
"Don't say it?"
She has a hundred ways to deal with a dead duck with a hard mouth, and she has a hundred ways to get him to speak.
The girl casually picked up the emperor's beloved purple sand inkstone and raised her hand to smash it on the head of the stupid thief, which was a tribute from the ancient country of the Western Regions, and the emperor was reluctant to use it in ordinary times, and only took it out when he wrote a "poem".
The stupid thief was really about to cry, and he endured the severe pain and said, "I'm not here to assassinate the emperor!" β
"You're here to steal? What a big dog guts! β
She didn't give him a chance to explain, grabbed the placket of her clothes and threw the stupid thief to the ground.
The stupid thief endured the double pain of body and spirit, and was so aggrieved that he burst into tears: "Can you let me say a complete sentence?" Isn't it a woman? β
Dare to say she's not a woman?
"Looks like you're going to have to take a beating to wake up!"
For a moment, the stupid thief seemed to see the female rakshasa with green eyes in her eyes, and she was so frightened that she retreated.
It's a pity that his kung fu is not as high as hers.
So there is the following scene.
When the emperor returned from the court and approached the imperial study with a steady pace, he only heard a miserable wail from inside.
The palace people all blocked the door and whispered, but no one dared to go in to find out.
Li Yuanlin knew what was going on inside at a glance, waved his hand and retreated, and the personal eunuch scared the servants at the door away by the way.
The moment he opened the door of the imperial study, Li Yuanlin even doubted his life.
Where is this still the Imperial Study?
It's a battlefield, right?
What tables, chairs, benches, bottles and cans are treasured, as long as they can not be in place, they are all not in place, calligraphy and painting are scattered all over the place, the most important thing is his masterpiece, last night just wrote "Wanggou Pillar Works", that is he observed the dog pillar for a while, painstakingly completed the masterpiece!
It was splashed with ink spots like this!
"Damn! Who is it? β
The young emperor angrily bypassed the bright yellow curtain, but saw a strange picture.
His personal palace maid was like an unruly little gangster, and she was violently clasping a weak woman-like man to the ground. The man's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and there were still a few tears in his eyes.
At the moment when Li Yuanlin entered, a fierce gaze came over, making him rush to his throat and the anger in his eyes magically fell off a cliff.
"Your Majesty?" Ye Lingyi restrained the viciousness in his eyes, was stunned, and immediately pointed to his subordinates and said excitedly: "I caught a thief!" β
The stupid thief covered his face, looked at Li Yuanlin with teary eyes, and said aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, it's me!" Wu Yuanzhou! β
Wu Yuanzhou, the eldest young master of the Wu family, the only seedling of the three generations of single transmission, the only heart of the general Wu Zuogu, is usually held in his hand for fear of falling, and he is afraid of melting in his mouth.
It is also relying on the love of the family, this gentleman usually tries his best to be arrogant and willful, I heard that this thing once had a dream of being a hero walking the rivers and lakes, and the old general Wu was afraid that his only son would be killed Matt's dream to blind himself and run away from home, so he convened a family meeting with the whole Wu Mansion to discuss countermeasures.
In the end, it was Wu Zuogu's grandmother, the old lady of the Wu family who was 90 years old, who decided to give her great-grandson a chance to be a peerless hero.
Wu Zuogu's determination to his grandmother was undeserved, and I heard that for this reason, he specially bribed one or two hundred ordinary people in the market, telling them to play the role of robbers every day, the villains who robbed the people's daughters, and the thieves...... In short, there should be no evil, and there is only one purpose of the action, that is, to realize the stupid dream of the young general of the Wu family to go all over the world with money.
This is undoubtedly a great and arduous task, and there is a long way to go.
It has been rumored that during those days, the sun and the moon were really light to sing and cry about, and the places where General Wu passed through were closed to the market, and there was no grass, and even the cat basking in the sun on the eaves would blow up his hair and flee when he saw the young man with a self-believing (negative) face, and there was no peace at all.
Only the "wicked people" hired by General Wu Lao with a lot of money are picking quarrels and provoking trouble on the streets, lest people in the world not know that they are bad characters, and they must fight.
In addition to the specific remuneration for the "actors", there are also additional work-related injury subsidies for those who are injured, so naturally there are many people who are willing to lose to the "peerless heroes".
Facts have proved that Mrs. Wu is worthy of being a wise old lady with ideas, and Wu Yuanzhou's heroic dream was stifled in more than a dozen or even twenty "criminal cases" a day before he had time to start.
However, a baby bump that Wufu took such painstaking steps to leave was beaten in Li Yuanlin's imperial study at this time? Or was he beaten by a little girl who was much thinner than him?
A few beads of sweat hung from the corners of Li Yuanlin's forehead.
Wu Yuanzhou flattened his mouth aggrievedly: "The emperor save me!" If you don't save me, I'll be beaten to death by this wild girl! β
"Who do you say is the wild girl? Say it again! β
This tone is clearly the rhythm of being beaten if you say it again!
An eerie black shadow appeared above his head, and Wu Yuanzhou closed his mouth in a knowing manner, and pleaded with Li Yuanlin miserably with only his eyes.
That's it!
Li Yuanlin held his forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched and walked over silently to pull away the fierce Ye Lingyi and said, "Don't worry, it's not too late to fight later!" Explain to me, what's going on? β
The young emperor was haunted by the destruction of his "masterpiece".
Ye Lingyi looked in the direction of his finger, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, so he pointed the finger at Wu Yuanzhou, who was beaten by himself, and prevaricated: "It's him!" It was he who knocked over the inkstone! β
"I rely on ......"
Isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open? Obviously, she was going to smash him with an inkstone, why did she beat him upside down? He's the one who is bullied and helpless, okay? Besides, is it time to think about that? Isn't it time to care about his injuries?
Ye Lingyi glared at Wu Yuanzhou viciously, and Wu Yuanzhou had no choice but to swallow back his anger and grievances.
Li Yuanlin touched his chin and knocked his index finger, looking like Detective Conan, thought about it, and suddenly said, "I don't care which of you broke it!" In short, pay! β
The dignified emperor spread out his hands and made a gesture of claim.
"That's what I said," Ye Lingyi sneered, really thick-skinned: "Who is richer than you here?" Besides, you are Mingjun, you can't just kill us for such a word, right? β
In short, I don't have any money, and I won't give it if I want it!
Li Yuanlin expressed dissatisfaction: "What do you mean by such a picture? I'm a generation of masters! β
Oh, I forgot to mention that it's the kind of famous person who is not known far and near, self-styled!
Ye Lingyi patted a good hand and said, "Yes, yes, you are a famous person." It's just that the slave and maid are illiterate, and since it was destroyed by the people over there, it is better to ask the people over there to pay for it! β
The person over there naturally refers to Wu Yuanzhou.
Money is certainly a trivial matter to him, but Wu Yuanzhou suffered a dumb loss, and he still had to complain: "Oh, it's okay to ask me to pay, but I still have to say something." It's what kind of dog pillar it is, it's just insulting! β
When Ye Lingyi heard this, her little face immediately turned into a dish.
In fact, she hasn't understood what the lump of things written by Li Yuanlin is these days, but today she finally knows it, it turns out that she wrote about dog pillars.
"What did you say?"
Feeling that the temperature in the imperial study suddenly dropped several degrees, Li Yuanlin turned his head to look at Wu Yuanzhou with a dark face.
It's a pity that Wu Yuanzhou is a big fool, and he said to himself without feeling: "Really." I still remember the content, what pillar pillar you are a dog, two ears without hands, see people barking non-stop, clothes and shoes are all mud. Listen, what kind of bullshit is this? It's just insulting, insulting! β
Wu Yuanzhou said two insults in a row, and Li Yuanlin's face turned green.
Dare to mock the emperor in such a grand manner, this is really the first person in the ages!
Ye Lingyi held back a smile the whole time, her face turned red, and she quietly gave this hero a thumbs up.
To tell the truth, if she hadn't heard about the content of the masterpiece from the mouth of this stupid thief, she really didn't know that Li Yuanlin still had a talent for funny, the words similar to nursery rhymes, and the random patchwork of rhymes dared to boast that he was a master, and she really wanted to know which god gave him the courage? Is it Liang Jingru?
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