Chapter 41: The Princess of Xiangcheng owes a beat
Today's princess Xiangcheng is wearing a yellow skirt with a lot of small ropes tied on her head, and she looks very cute and playful! But...... Li Ke's focus was on Princess Xiangcheng's position above the navel and below the neck, and he thought, "How long has it been since I saw her?" So big? The development is really violent......" Li Ke secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva!
Princess Xiangcheng had already noticed Li Ke's gaze and that disgusting movement, and her brows furrowed!
Li Ke shook his head, came back to his senses, and just wanted to come down to salute, Princess Xiangcheng hurriedly glanced at her, Li Ke understood in seconds, and said, "I don't know what this girl thinks?" ”
"The people know that you Li Ke sells things expensively and sells well, I wonder if your poems are as good as your things? If you don't do it well, what if you don't charge for all the things in the store today? Princess Xiangcheng said coldly.
What does it have to do with you whether I do it well or not, Nima's don't stay in the cage and have to run around, if it weren't for your big breasts and beautiful or princess, otherwise, I have to let you know what society is!
"Girl, do you mean to make a bet with me?" Li Ke sneered. "I can make a bet with you! I'll compose a poem with you, but the gambling is what you have in your shop, and if you lose, all the things in the store will be mine! Princess Xiangcheng had a confident expression!
"Yes! I don't know if the girl lost......" Li Ke said and looked at Princess Xiangcheng, and then the people coaxed: "If you lose, you will be a concubine for Boss Li......"
"Yes! Lost to Boss Li as a concubine! But...... This brother, I have to say that you still have a bad stomach......
"Fuck off your uncle's ......"
Princess Xiangcheng's face was gloomy and uncertain, and she said angrily in her heart: "I made a bet with Li Ke for you to get things cheaper, but you treat me like this!" What a diao people! Li Ke saw that the princess's face was not good-looking, so he wanted to give a step...... Unexpectedly, the princess was coaxed by everyone to the point of being hot-headed, and said directly: "Okay! I lost to you...... Here you go...... Be a concubine! ”
Lying on the ...... He's meowing! Do I dare to accept you as a concubine? It's not a bet at all, right! Either way, it's not good for me, I'm just entertaining myself!
"This ...... This...... Forget it......" Li Ke said embarrassedly, but he didn't expect the princess to be angry, and only listened to the princess: "Straw bale!" I'm not afraid of a woman, what are you afraid of? ”
"Good! Cowhide! Li Ke didn't care anymore and said, "Let's start!" Who comes first? Princess Xiangcheng said, "Come first!" ”
Li Ke "coughed" twice and said: "The buildings near the water get the moon first, and the flowers and trees in the sun are easy to spring." ”
This poem is called a quatrain, and poets throughout the ages have written its second sentence, but they are all unsatisfactory!
Princess Xiangcheng wanted to speak and stopped, feeling that the poems she made were always a little worse, and the people liked to watch the excitement, but they only knew that it was a good poem, but they didn't understand it!
"I ...... I ......" Princess Xiangcheng's eyes were red, but she didn't expect the first sentence to make herself uncomfortable, although there are countermeasures, but it will definitely not reach such a good level!
"Forget it! I'm joking when you're joking! Go home! Li Ke comforted, but he didn't think that Princess Xiangcheng said: "I admit defeat!" You know where my house is, go for the dowry! With that, he turned around and left......
Li Ke was stunned on the spot, came back to his senses, and scolded in his heart: "I'll go to your uncle's!" I'm going to your house for a dowry? It's a shame that you think about it...... Li Shimin still didn't peel me? ”
"Congratulations to Boss Li, congratulations to Boss Li!" A burst of compliments from the people! Li Ke "cough" said: "Okay! It's about the same time! Let's demystify this mask! After that, the mask was removed!
"Wow! It's really getting whiter! The complexion has also improved! That's how this brow turned Zou......"
Li Ke was speechless, what is this dream for? What is Zou Mei doing? Reminder: "Take it easy! Yimeng snorted, stretched his brows, and said angrily: "I'm going to tell Sister Pear Blossom when I go back!" ”
"I wonder if the girl has a match? Ben Langjun's family has a hundred acres of mulberry fields, and there is almost no difference in age from the girl......" A middle-aged greasy, dark-faced, and shameless begging for love in public!
"Whew! You don't look at your own virtues! You still want to match this fairy......"
"Yes! You don't go to pee and take pictures! You open your eyes and look at Boss Li...... There is a lot of self-knowledge......
When Li Ke heard this, he said in his heart: "Yo! It's to praise yourself! Hurriedly puff up your chest and get ready for a compliment! How do you know that the next sentence is to scare yourself?
Mom sells batches! What's wrong with Lao Tzu? Why don't you deserve a dream? You son of a bitch! Lao Tzu's small universe is about to explode!
"You!" Li Ke stretched out his right index finger and pointed at the man who was scolding him, and the man looked back and saw that everyone was looking at him! Li Ke confirmed: "It's you!" Don't look at others! Later, when you come to buy something, you have to pay double for everything! After saying that, he stopped paying attention to the man!
"Everyone, calm down, now everyone has seen the effect of the mask! Although Li's things are a little more expensive, how about the things he sells? I don't think I need to say more, let's take a look at this sign first...... Mask 500...... One tael of silver and one sticker! All right! I announce! Mask Officially Goes on Sale......"
Many of the people in the audience were women, and there were parked sedan chairs and carriages on both sides of the street, and the maids who followed next to them were holding small cloth bags in their hands, and they walked here one after another......
Li Ke also suddenly noticed that there were a lot of carriages parked next to him, and he looked like a rich man with a maid! With a wave of his hand, the recruited employees began to establish order according to the process arranged by Li Ke in advance! But the ancients didn't have this concept, and they all liked to come out on top! and began to rush up......
The woman who didn't know how many layers of rouge was smeared on her face, wearing a red skirt, and the word "spring" was enough to vividly express the appearance of this woman! At this time, he roared fiercely behind him! "Hey! Don't squeeze it......"
Seeing an old lady behind her, the old lady was very old, but her legs and feet were very neat, she was squeezed out of breath in the crowd, and when she heard the woman in front of her yelling at herself, she immediately replied!
"That...... You...... Squeeze...... What!"
"Hey! Old lady, you are a lot of age, what kind of mask to buy? How? Still waiting for someone to give you a dowry gift? The woman laughed and mocked.
The old lady was already squeezed enough, and when she heard the woman say herself so rudely, she shouted, "You...... You're presumptuous......" After saying that, he took a big breath...... It's lucky not to be angry!
"Ahh I got it! A woman of the age of an aunt, holding a mask tightly in her hand, yelled that she had grabbed it, Li Ke was speechless for a while, and said in her heart: "How you rob a ghost!" It's not a limited ......."
Although Li Ke didn't care, other women couldn't care, and a group of women heard that this aunt had grabbed it first, so they squeezed forward hard......
The crowd began to panic again, and there were ...... who were fighting, "Zhang Erzhu, give me the silver quickly, it will be robbed in a while!" ”
"This mask is too expensive...... We can't afford it!"
"I don't care! I've been with you all these days, what have you bought me? I don't want anything right now, just this mask...... Do you give it or not? ”
"I...... I didn't take the money...... Ay! Don't flip it, really...... Ay! You can't take it and buy it...... Yes! Li Ke!"
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Evening, Cheng Mansion
"Xiaoyu!"
A woman dressed as a maid came in, bowed, and said, "What do you command, Madame?"
"Take out my mask and go get some water!"
"Yes! Madam! ”
"Madame! So expensive, does this mask really have such a miraculous effect? ”
"What do you little girl know? This is what the eldest grandson queen told me herself! I was going to ask Li Ke to send a few stickers, but I didn't expect to run into it today! Go fetch water!" This lady is really Cheng Biting Jin's wife, today I went to chat with the eldest grandson queen, and learned from the queen about the miraculous effect of this mask!
Mrs. Cheng washed her face, dried it, and then lay on the bed and told the maid how to paste it! The maid helped him put on the mask, and then stood aside and waited! After almost a while, Mrs. Cheng took off the mask and walked to the bronze mirror to look!
Mrs. Cheng said happily: "Sure enough, as the queen said, the effect is really good!" The skin is much whiter and more delicate! The maid was also surprised, and said, "Madame is getting more and more beautiful!" ”
"It's sweet for you! Ha ha! Go and call the king!" After Mrs. Cheng finished speaking, she sat on the dresser and tidied up again! Walked to the table, with his back to the door, wanting to surprise Cheng Yanjin!
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At the door of Li Ke's house, the four of them were looking at each other......
"I'm rubbing! What do you mean by that? Li Ke asked the woman in front of him in confusion, and there were pear blossoms and a dream standing next to her!
"What are you wiping? I have nowhere else to go, so I want to stay here for a while!" The woman in front of her walked to Li Ke's house while talking!
"Hey! I'm talking about this girl! Please get out, if you don't go out again...... I'm going to report to the police to arrest you for trespassing on a private house! Rika stopped the woman and said.
"Catch me? Ha ha! They dare! Who are you? Li Ke's maid? It looks quite peugeot! The woman said indifferently.
"I'm not a maid! I'm his wife, but you! Who are you? There is no tutor for this...... Woo......" Before Pear Blossom finished speaking, Li Ke covered her mouth and said, "Don't be surprised, princess!" The insiders don't know that the princess has arrived, please forgive the princess! Li Ke hurriedly said!
This woman is the princess of Xiangcheng, she hasn't played enough, she wants to play for a few more days, and she doesn't have much silver on her! I often heard the people in the palace say that it was very dangerous outside, and I was afraid of being deceived, so I thought of coming to Li Ke to hide here for a few days, and when I had enough, I went back!
"Humph! It is not a sin to read that you don't know this time, if there is a next time...... Hum! After Princess Xiangcheng finished speaking, she instructed Li Ke: "Go!" Prepare a room for Princess Ben...... And that mask! ”
Li Ke is so angry in his heart! I really want to press her to the ground...... No! Press on the bed and pound hard! Let her know what it is to be a person and not go too far! Helplessly, I have no choice, there is suffering! No way! Forced Lao Tzu...... Father...... Lao Tzu went into the palace to make a small report!