007 Prone to insanity

"Brother Liu!"

"Oh, Xiao Wang is here again. Hurry up and find a place to sit down, I'm a mess here......"

The mimeograph room of the First Engineering School is also equipped with a gatehouse, mainly to prevent students from setting fire to the mimeograph room, so it is not possible to have a porter.

Originally, according to the regulations of the No. 1 Work-Study School in Killing, there was a team of guards at each of the four gates of the school, with two classes in each team, for a total of eight classes.

But the original three teams of Ximen, even the captain and the team members, were all killed and brought back to life by the students, so they all ran away.

The older ones don't want to die, and the younger ones don't want to come here to suffer for the sake of five big laces.

The reason why Wang Jiao's dormitory is vacant is because of this.

Because of the lack of manpower, he often changes shifts, and Liu Che, the porter here in the mimeograph room, was also on night duty with Wang Jiao at the end of August.

If you come and go, you will be cooked.

"Brother Liu, look at what I brought you."

As he spoke, Wang Jiao took out two slices of ham and shook them in front of Liu Che.

Looking at this piece of ham with golden skin and pink inside, Liu Che slapped his thigh at that time: "Oh mom, where did you get this thing?" That's too careful, isn't it? Hurry up, two whole cups! It has to be two cups! ”

"Brother Liu, I still have to be on duty at night."

"What are you afraid of, if you don't have a little wine on the night shift, what can you do? I used to be in Blackwater...... It's the old Anton Metropolitan Protectorate, do you know? Originally, there was an experimental power station there, and the one with the Linzhangshan sign was hung. Don't look at you, Brother Liu, I'm a gatekeeper now, and I've done big things before! ”

Liu Che, who was full of pride, patted his big belly, the flesh all over his body was shaking, turned around, rummaged through the boxes and cabinets for a while, and then he whispered and said to Wang Jiao with a low smile, "I came to the South China Sea, and I didn't bring anything else, just the good things I have treasured for many years." ”

As he spoke, he took out a jar and patted it: "This is a good thing!" ”

"Wine?"

"What wine?" Liu Che glanced at Wang Jiao, and then his tone was very solemn, "Good wine!" ”

“……”

Without waiting for Wang Jiao to speak, Liu Che hurriedly pulled the sundries on the ground twice with his feet, an iron bucket was upside down on the ground, just as it was a table, and touched two wine bowls to come out, and handed them to Wang Jiao cleanly, with a little oil, he wiped his clothes.

"Just rush this meat, then you have to take two bites!"

The best ham, even if it is eaten raw, is also a superb delicacy, especially in the tropical area of Killlonggang, where meat is not easy to preserve, and if you want to find this kind of high-quality meat, it is generally eaten and killed.

It's not that there is no ice cellar, but it's obviously not for people like Liu Che and Wang Jiao.

"Brother, don't look at my black wine, it doesn't look good, but it tastes good. Don't talk about it, don't go up, it's always amazing......"

"What kind of wine, Brother Liu."

took a sip into his mouth, Wang Jiao's eyes lit up, hey, this wine really has a unique flavor.

"Invincible aphrodisiac!"

“……”

Wang Jiao almost squirted out the wine he had just drunk, and the two old men of Nima squatted in a room to drink aphrodisiac wine?

Is it still good?

Is it okay to do something in the sun on the hour?!

"Brother, let me tell you, at that time in Heishui, I slept all over the mountains and rivers. It's not that I blow it to you, when the Ministry of War issued a document saying that I was going to run that kind of engine ship in Heishui, what kind of girl did I sleep, and that day ...... Tsk, there's no comparison here in the South China Sea. ”

While speaking, Liu Che cautiously touched another piece of knife, and then slipped an almost transparent slice on the ham slice more carefully, held it in his hand, and took a cue, then tilted his head and stuffed the translucent ham slice into his mouth.

After chewing for a while, he closed his eyes and enjoyed the food, took a sip of wine, and let out a long breath: "Good wine and good food, this day is like words!" ”

opened his eyes and glanced at Wang Jiao: "Brother, my wine is really replenished." What tiger whip, deer antler velvet, ginseng...... Pour it inside with a click, and you can't find your opponent when you go to Ice House Street! ”

“……”

Quite speechless, Wang Jiao thought that if he really went out as a pillar of optimus, he would definitely be treated for "immorality" first.

As for the young lady of Ice House Street, he really doesn't want to get involved, the ghost knows what the disease is.

"Brother Liu, can I borrow the mimeograph room on duty at night?"

"What's not going to work? Key! ”

Liu Che, who was concentrating on slicing ham, stopped slicing meat, took out a key in his butt pocket, and handed it to Wang Jiao.

“……”

Damn, is it that simple?!

I have been inquiring about it several times and thinking carefully for so many days!

Isn't the stuff in the mimeograph room worth the money? If you go out and sell it on a little blank paper, that's a lot of money a year.

"Brother Liu, I'll print something, I'll trouble you."

"Hey! Born divided, born divided. If you call me brother, can I treat you as an outsider? Besides, I'll ...... at your ham."

Suddenly, Liu Che slapped his thigh again, his eyes widened, "I tasted it, brother, your ham is wrong!" ”

"Huh?! Brother Liu, won't it, this ham has gone bad? ”

"What has gone bad? This ham is of the highest quality! ”

Scratching his head, Liu Che pondered and scratched his ears and cheeks, "I want to think about it, I have to think about it...... I haven't eaten it in Blackwater, but I should. This smell, Hebei? Right! ”

Bang!

slapped the sundries next to him, and Liu Che pointed a little: "It's Hebei!" Cangzhou! ”

"Cangzhou, Hebei?"

Wang Jiao looked confused, "Brother, that's ...... Isn't it a bit far? ”

"It's not like that!" Liu Che sighed with emotion, "At that time, I repaired the car, the boss's garden, good guys, thousands of acres of land, all cherry trees, the fruit...... It's so big, it's sweet! ”

"Clams?"

"By the way, brother, what are you printing?"

"Ahem." Wang Jiao coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, and then whispered, "I have a friend outside who wants to print a little flesh text." ”

"What's the plot? Aren't you doing it? The big girl in the boudoir, the little widow next door? Let me tell you, in the old Anton Metropolitan Protectorate before, my favorite thing to listen to was "Su Wu on the Couch", that guy, it's so happy! You say that they are all people, so how can Changsun Chong be able to even the eighteen bearded girls overnight? Definitely took the medicine! ”

“……”

Is this Nima on a channel?!

Are you there?!

And is there a slipper?!

"Brother Liu, eighteen, that's designated to take medicine."

"This is not necessarily, let me tell you brother, don't underestimate the ancients, maybe there are secrets that we modern people don't know?"

“……”

No, how does that sound weird? Modern? The ancients?

Looking at Liu Che's dress, and then looking at the layout of the surrounding buildings, Wang Jiao's whole person was a little deranged, this traverser senior...... Lack of great virtue!