65. April 24 Sunny plums leave sour soft teeth
"It's the end of April, so it's no wonder I said it's hot." Song Beiyun half-leaned on the rocking chair of Miao Yan and swayed it crunching: "There is something wrong with your chair, it will sound when you shake it." ”
"It's like that, brothels." Miao Yan was eating snacks in his mouth, holding a pen in his hand and writing things constantly, and said casually: "Sex toys, is it okay if it doesn't ring, do you want customer experience." ”
Song Beiyun nodded, indicating that he had seen a long time...... Although I've drunk a lot of flower wine, it's the first time I know that this thing is deliberately ringing, but it's really good to think about it, if the two of them are on this chair, squeaking and rattling, it's also very interesting, and they will play!
"Well, it's written, you can take a look."
Song Beiyun didn't even bother to raise his eyelids: "You read it to me, I'm tired enough today, this light is dim, hurts my eyes, and it's hard." ”
"You're really an uncle, okay, who made it hard for me to find someone who can speak. By the way, you don't have a place to live today, do you? Live me here. Miao Yan snapped her fingers, and the tender little girl outside immediately walked in, she raised her head and said, "Go and prepare some food, and arrange a room for Childe." ”
She said and turned her head to look at Song Beiyun: "Do you want the girl to sleep with you?" ”
"I'm not interested, but I'm someone who has a girlfriend."
"Heh, man. There is no cat that doesn't steal fish. Okay, don't let it go if you say no. Miao Yan waved his hand and said to the little girl: "I will prepare a medicinal bath later, so that the son can feel comfortable." ”
"You still have this business?"
"But." Wonderful words: "The best brothel in Da Song, don't talk about this, even foot massage is available." ”
The little girl left, and Miaoyan took the piece of paper and read it: "This treaty applies to both Song Beiyun and Lin Miaoyan, and it is a mutual assistance clause. First, the two sides must not hurt each other at any time, nor can they stand idly by while they see each other hurting. Second, in the event of any emergency, both parties have the right to seek the assistance of the other party and have the obligation to assist the other party's request, provided that it does not contravene the first clause. Third, without violating clauses 1 and 2, both parties will try their best to meet any of their own needs. Fourth, without violating the first, second and third clauses, the opinions of the two parties should be discussed together, and in case of problems that cannot be resolved or disputes arise, the two parties should put aside the dispute and jointly seek other ways. Fifth: Song Beiyun and Lin Miaoyan can negotiate the production of the next generation (i.e., the second generation of the traverser) at a suitable time, but it must be established with the consent and approval of both parties. Sixth: In case of other travelers, do not contact without permission, and strictly enforce clauses 1, 2 and 3 until it is confirmed that there is no hostility, and do not violate other supplementary clauses. ”
After reading the wonderful words, he raised his head: "I am making supplementary clauses, which are all biphasic clauses, and we are all bound together." ”
Song Beiyun listened to the big head, this clause seems very simple, only a few words, but all the logical loopholes have been filled, there is no slightest loophole to drill, and the two of them are bound so far.
"Aren't you afraid that I'm hostile?" Song Beiyun tilted his head and looked at Miao Yan: "Not worried at all? ”
"What am I worried about? First of all, I don't pose any threat to you, and the community of interests we have formed is definitely stronger than fighting alone, we must have a natural sense of closeness at this stage, can you talk to other people about the US election? I can! ”
Song Beiyun laughed: "You're really unsuspecting, what if I get interested when I see it?" Can you still beat me? ”
"Please, big brother. You treat me well, coax me to order, maybe one day I will take the initiative to sleep with you as soon as my mind is hot, and then it will not be a question of whether you are willing or not, I think you have to buy wolfberry tiger whip deer tails. There are only tired oxen in the world, and there is no corrupted land. I grew up in a brothel, and I've seen a lot of men who were hard at first sight and soft when they finally heard it, and I'm worried about you? Miao Yan turned over on the bed and lay on his head: "And you don't need to use force on me, if you really have any special needs, just discuss it with me, whether you want to sleep with me or someone else, I will arrange it for you." You don't look at what this place is, you can do whatever you want from eight to thirty-eight years old. ”
Song Beiyun, who was said to be crying and laughing, waved his hand again and again: "I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I asked nonsense." So what do you mean by meeting other traversers? And someone else? ”
"Who knows, I hope it isn't anyway, but even if there is, we're just two salted fish, maybe everyone else is salted fish." Wonderful words fluttered his long legs: "But you still have to be prepared, you think so...... What if one day a group of Spanish battleships stopped in Hangzhou Bay and bombarded you with cannons without saying a word. ”
"I've developed TNT."
"You've got to develop ...... What??? Miao Yan jumped up from the bed: "What did you say?" ”
“TNT。” Song Beiyun repeated: "Now the detonation conditions can't be solved, there are a lot of things missing, and it's very troublesome." ”
Miao Yan came to Song Beiyun: "You didn't lie to me? ”
"What did I lie to you?" Song Beiyun pushed her face away: "You are too fragrant, I can't bear it." ”
"Take it out and I'll see, come and ......"
"Are you sick or am I sick? What is the TNT belt? ”
"That's right." Miao Yan sat cross-legged on the bed: "It seems that you are not a qualified salted fish, your research and development ability is super strong." Well...... I'll have to think about it, and let's take advantage of that. With the high-power gunpowder here, what's the next tech tree? ”
This time it was Song Beiyun's turn to show off, he unfolded a piece of paper and began to list the branches of the chemical industry's science and technology tree in detail.
"The basis of modern chemistry is triacid, trialkali, trilipid, triol, when this layer is opened, the upper layer is fertilizer, explosives, chemical toxins, the second layer is chemical fiber technology, plastic technology, composite materials, all kinds of drugs, the third layer is multidisciplinary collaboration, the direction that can be achieved are explosives, metal fixed bombs, pickling, electroplating and alloy technology. The fourth tier is unlikely, because other basic industries are too backward, so my expectation is that in terms of weapons, it will be up to the level of metal rifled rifles and howitzers. Engine or something...... Don't think about it, if the processing technology can't pass, will you design a lathe? Even if you know how to design, how to solve the machining problem? I only know a little bit about metallurgy, and I'm blind when it's difficult. ”
"Hmm...... That being said, I'm not worried, according to this logic, there will be no generalists. So you don't have to worry about robots popping up somewhere, and we're two people, it's better than them fighting alone, and now that you say that, I have a new line of thinking. Miao Yan lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling: "You won't leave these days, right?" ”
"Well, don't go."
"Okay, I'll sneak out to discuss with you when the time comes, do you want to sleep with me today? But I can't do anything when I come to my aunt. ”
"Mouth sores too?"
Miao Yan laughed: "I haven't heard this kind of joke for a long time...... Happy! Okay, okay, it's the middle of the night, hurry up and take a shower and go to sleep, I should sleep too, I'm sleepy. ”“
Everyone said so, and it was not good to disturb again, so Song Beiyun also got up and left, but as soon as he went out of the door, he was stopped by the little girl and took him to the room, and there was really a bucket of medicinal bath in this luxurious room, Song Beiyun smelled it, and it was really some good medicinal herbs, which were very effective in relieving fatigue or something.
"Alright, you can get out."
The little girl bowed and walked out. Song Beiyun quickly stripped naked and got into the barrel, let out a sigh of relief, and sighed: "Rich people really enjoy it." ”
But as soon as he finished speaking, the door creaked open again, and then I saw the little girl just now walking in with a bath towel, and she came to Song Beiyun with a shy face: "Shousheng, please forgive me." ”
"Eh, eh, ......"
Before Song Beiyun could stop her, she had already untied the bath towel and stepped into the bathtub and began to knead Song Beiyun's back.
"This is too fragrant...... Song Beiyun thought about it, and still accepted the service of this bathing center very calmly, and chatted with the technician by the way: "How old are you this year?" ”
"Fifteen ......"
"It's only fifteen." Song Beiyun was lying on the edge of the barrel and enjoying the massage: "Miao Yan is good for you, right, if you want to change to someone else, you look so cute, I'm afraid you would have used it to make money." ”
"Hmmm......"
The little girl replied softly, and the crackling sound made Song Beiyun's eyes squint comfortably, and the muscles in her body relaxed, feeling quite relaxed.
After a while, the little girl's hand actually began to stretch forward, and Song Beiyun hurriedly held it down: "Okay, it's almost." You're good to go. ”
"But...... But the young lady said, "Let me serve you." ”
"Let her do it herself!"
Song Beiyun waved his hand and retreated from the little girl, then picked up the bath towel to wipe her body clean, put on the clean pajamas she brought and went to the soft bed, and said to herself: "No wonder it can become the first brothel in the Great Song Dynasty, it really feels like a club." ”
He rolled over, pulled on the blanket and went to sleep, as for asking someone to serve this kind of thing, in fact, it is not that he can't do it, or right...... That kid is too young.,When Lolita Control is still in the second dimension, it's good to be a good one.,Three-dimensional Lolicon should die.。
After sleeping until daylight, Song Beiyun sat up from the bed and found that his clothes had been washed and dried for some time, neatly placed beside him, and there was a smell of soap.
It seems that this is really the key to the success of the wonderful words, and she is a genius in terms of details.
I put on cotton slippers and walked to the window to open the window, the sun was already shining outside, and the moisture on the damp ground mixed with the smoke and the smell of rice, which felt quite comfortable.
"What? Do you want me to serve you? What's wrong with the little girl? A voice came from behind: "I was going to give her a small gift to you, but you didn't want it?" ”
"Hey." Song Beiyun turned around: "You don't knock on the door?" ”
"it, your room is connected to my room, and there is a secret door. This was originally the room I left for myself to use, and it was cheaper for you, and you were the first to live in. Miao Yan walked up to him, leaned over to his neck and sniffed: "Well, you usually like to be clean." ”
Song Beiyun continued to lie on the window and looked out: "The little girl is only fifteen years old, don't harm people." And how did you become so similar to the people of this era, and you don't treat people as human beings at all? ”
"That's weird! It's because I'm protecting her that I want to give her to you, it's better to follow you than to be ruined by those pig's heads, right? This is to call yourself involuntarily good, you ...... person" The wonderful words hit him: "I don't know what to do." ”
"Alright, alright, I was wrong." Song Beiyun straightened up: "What about you?" What if one day you can't help yourself? ”
"Referring to the second clause, in fact, since you appeared, my heart has really settled down a lot. The worst and worst result is to be hidden by your golden house, I can investigate you carefully, I can't find out your bottom, it's an ordinary peasant boy, but look at your temperament, obviously not a peasant boy, which shows that you are much deeper than me. ”
"Don't dare, don't dare, it's still deep for you."
"Oh? How? Want to try the depths? ”
"Later." Song Beiyun turned around and looked at Miao Yan with a smile: "I'm very, I especially like to take advantage, can you eat it?" ”
Miao Yan tilted his head to look at him, and suddenly laughed: "The king of the mouth is strong, right?" Okay, you go back first, leave me the address. By the way, the people of the Jin family already know about your overnight stay here yesterday, they don't dare to come to me, but they will be waiting for you at the door. ”
"You're not going to help me?"
"Why else do you think I'm standing here? Come on, come with me. ”