"Huh."

Facing Jin Feishan's disdainful mockery, Wang Jiao lowered his head in shame......

It's impossible, before the crossing, it was obviously a dragon spirit and a tiger, why is it faster than the Flash now?!

"Hiss......"

After struggling for a while, Jin Feishan's eyebrows frowned slightly, and after breaking free of his hands, he slapped it over: "The day is pus-packed?" Bring me a towel! ”

"What are you doing with it?"

"Wipe the blood!"

Glaring at Wang Jiao, Jin Feishan, who was leaning sideways and crossing his legs, pouted even more: "The student baby just can't do it, disarm and surrender in minutes......"

"Where is the minute?!"

"Yes, where do you have a minute, Mom sold a batch of Lao Tzu before and after a total of thirty counts and didn't get it, just you? Are you still murderous with Lao Tzu? Are you fierce? You are still looking for a nephew surnamed Liu Li to be a guest, you still don't go to harm other people's good girls' families, hey. ”

“……”

Wang Jiao, who was speechless and choked, suddenly covered his face and howled: "Impossible! This is not true! I'm obviously a small electric motor, a little wolf dog in the security team, not a fast gunner! No way! It's definitely because of the pressure to study! ”

"You god poke and poke and get a towel quickly!"

Jin Feishan wrinkled his nose, raised his foot and kicked Wang Jiao, watching her open her teeth and claws, and after Wang Jiao turned around, he quickly covered his face with the quilt.

took the towel, Wang Jiao was still doubting life, he felt that he must be fine, why did he leave the Flash behind?

"Here, towels."

"Can you criticize Lao Tzu? You rub it for Lao Tzu. ”

“……”

The room soon fell silent, only the sound of rustling, and after a while, Wang Jiao whispered: "Sister, you have to believe me, my body is healthy, really." ”

"Huh."

Jin Feishan, who was covered with a quilt, sulked in the quilt, "There is a doctor Sun in Chengdu's 'Tongrentang', who is the best at treating kidney deficiency, and he went back to Chengdu to report Lao Tzu's name." ”

"I'll report Nima's size!"

raised his hand and slapped her, so painful that Jin Feishan shrank suddenly, as if he wanted the carp to stiffen, but he was unwell, and curled up in the quilt again: "Han Piwa didn't have a breath!" ”

“……”

Wang Jiao made up his mind that after he found his state, he must educate this stinky woman fiercely.

He didn't believe it, how could he only count thirty?

No way!

Just to hide people's eyes, Wang Jiao still rubbed in the dormitory for a long time, so he tidied up a little and went out.

As soon as I went downstairs, I saw Wang Wanwan, who was holding a lunch box, humming a little song and coming out of the cafeteria.

"Uncle, what's in the cafeteria today?"

"Field chickens, wow, Principal Wang is really amazing, and he has caught hundreds of field chickens. These days, there have been good mouths, and they are all big and fat field chickens. Huh? It's just right, Jiaozai, come over, Uncle will teach you another trick, my wife relies on coaxing. There is money and there is money to coax, there is no money to coax, play a few braised field chickens, keep your concubine and say hello. ”

"Huh, I want her to say I'm good? The head of my family is here, and whatever he says is what he wants! ”

"Wow, majestic!"

Wang Million gave him a thumbs up, and then raised his eyebrows, "Uncle, if I had such a majesty as you when I was young, I wouldn't have to escape." ”

Originally, Wang Jiao wanted to say, didn't you kill someone and run away? How do you make it seem like offending your wife?

"She's a Bashu turtle, I'm a student of Mr., why bother with her thoughts? Shh ”

"That's right."

Wang Million nodded, thinking about it carefully, what Wang Jiao said was indeed good.

"That's right, uncle."

"Huh?"

"Don't Chengdu people like spicy food? The braised field chicken is sweet. ”

“……”

Wang Million looked Wang Jiao up and down, and gave a thumbs up again, "Jiaozai, uncle, if I had your cheekiness back then, the gentleman I worshipped would be more majestic than Mr. Qian." ”

After that, Wang Wantou left without looking back, scolding and scolding in his mouth, all in the dialect of his hometown Shandong.

When I arrived at the cafeteria, the chef was also refreshing, and when he saw that it was Wang Jiao, he hurriedly grabbed the spoon in his hand, and then laughed there through the window.

"Master, ask more, shouldn't this Bashu person eat spicy?"

"Petty officials test me? Hehe, I also know this, those who walk on the rivers and lakes always have to eat spicy food and sweat. How can a noble person eat spicy, sit in the hall and chew slowly, of course, it is sweet. ”

“……”

It turned out to be such a truth, Wang Jiao suddenly understood, why Wang Million said that just now.

Immediately said: "Bother the master to beat two field chickens, thank you." ”

"Don't bother, don't bother, it should be, it should."

As he spoke, the chef picked up the rice spoon and slapped it fiercely.

Wang Jiao didn't care so much, and after handing over the meal ticket, he went back to the dormitory with the meal.

As soon as Wang Jiao left, the people in line behind him suddenly shouted: "Isn't it uncle, are your hands shaking?" For the same price, why do you have eight more legs for the field chicken you beat Senior Wang?! ”

"What? What do you mean? Are you saying that I'm unfair in cooking and deliberately slapping people's ass? The two field chickens that Mr. Wang fought here just now happened to be the elite of the field chickens, what's the matter? Isn't it possible? ”

"I ...... in my mouth"

The students in line looked impressed, and gave a thumbs up behind the glass window, and the chef saw this, and the rice spoon in his hand shook again.

“……”

“……”

When I returned to the dormitory, as soon as I entered, I saw Jin Feishan sorting out his clothes, folding the bloody towel a few times and packing it at the bottom of the box.

"Let's eat, sister."

"Lao Tzu is a concubine for you, what do you call Lao Tzu?"

"You make Lao Tzu a concubine? Do you still know that it is for Lao Tzu to be a concubine? Damn, I think you're going to be my mother? ”

“……”

was scolded by Wang Jiao, Jin Feishan was angry, and was about to attack, but saw Wang Jiao open the lunch box: "Braised field chicken, do you want to eat it?" ”

"Where are the chickens in March and April? Are you Lao Tzu? ”

"I'm a ¥#@¥*! If you have a brain, you should know that this is the tropics, sister! , think about it with your walnut-sized brain, is the tropical field chicken the same as the field chicken in Nima Chengdu? They don't want to hibernate, sister! ”

"Don't eat it!"

"You're me?"

"Lao Tzu is full of anger from you, and you still eat? Eat a fart! ”

"Are you eating?"

"Don't eat it!"

"Don't eat Lao Tzu and stuff your mouth!"

"You stuff, you stuff, you stuff, Lao Tzu counts twenty, look at how many you stuff!"

“……”

Wang Jiao, who was stunned by the explosion of mentality, had to choke speechlessly, covering his face and sitting aside.

Seeing that Wang Jiao closed his mouth, Jin Feishan sat down, picked up the chopsticks, and picked up a braised field chicken, originally she wanted to throw one leg on the chair, but she was unwell, so she endured.

was eating Tian chicken legs, but he heard Wang Jiao next to him ask in a suspicious tone, "That...... Sister, Dr. Sun from Chengdu, how is the craftsmanship? ”

Click!

"Cough cough cough, cough ......"

Jin Feishan's apricot eyes widened, and he hurriedly gestured at his throat, Wang Jiao saw this and quickly slapped her in the back, and in one go, a white and jade-like chicken bone flew out.

"Have you read a book? You're a fool, the first time for a boy chicken, nine out of ten boys are fast, and you almost choked Lao Tzu to death......"

“……”