Chapter 297: The First Person of the Security Department (Second Update)
If their guess is correct, isn't this security department the doorman of the major mansions?
To put it mildly, it's the janitor!
Jing Zhe's next words confirmed their conjecture.
"When the time comes, I will find someone to build a small pavilion outside the door, and the people from the security department will be inside, and every day they will come before the others and leave after the others have left. Well, life is easier, so there is only one person in the security department, and there is no minister. However, although there is no name of minister, there is a minister! β
Is it okay to lead yourself?
After hearing this, everyone passed the security department in their hearts, thinking that they couldn't enter the security department.
"The security department is a fat shortage, do you have any initiative, you can take the initiative to sign up for the security department!"
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The audience was silent.
Jing Zhe looked at Wu Ping and said with a smile: "Wu Ping, don't you have any ideas?" β
Wu Ping shook his head and said expressionlessly, "No." β
, am I a fool?
This life is brisk, but it's too faceless, right?
The family spent a relationship to let me be an idle scholar, but I ran to show people the door, and I didn't make people laugh out of their big teeth when they spread it?
"Good, good!"
Jing Zhe clapped his hands, then pointed to the others and sighed: "You guys, your ideological consciousness is really bad compared to Wu Ping!" β
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"Such a good position, idle and free, and standing on the front line of the newspaper, protecting the safety of the newspaper, what an important position, everyone must want it! But Wu Ping's family just doesn't have this kind of heart to compete for fame and fortune! I don't have an idea, it means that I want to give up such a good position to someone else! Such a high level of consciousness touched me, so I decided to give him such a good position! β
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The sky descended on the security department and smashed Wu Ping unconscious.
"Wait..."
After relieving himself, Wu Ping hurriedly said, "Who said that I want to give up this position to others?" Don't talk nonsense, I don't have such a high level of consciousness! β
Want to put a pot of on my head?
No way!
Wu Ping thought hatefully.
"Oh? Are you telling the truth? β
"Of course it's true! I didn't want to give up this position to others at all, I don't have the high consciousness you said, so you don't have to be moved, you don't have to give me such a good position! β
When talking about "such a good position", he deliberately accentuated his tone and looked vicious.
"Well, since Wu Ping didn't think about giving up this position to someone elseβit's obvious that he wants to keep it for himself! And the last thing I want to do is to take the favor of others, not as good as the beauty of adults, I officially announce: Wu Ping entered the Ministry of Security and became a member of the Ministry of Security - of course, he is also the only member, everyone is welcome! β
"Bang Bang!"
Everyone learned from Jing Zhe's appearance and applauded warmly.
The security department has people, and they don't have to worry about being unlucky to be divided, so they are naturally happy.
Even those idle scholars breathed a sigh of relief, in line with the principle of immortal and poor Taoist friends, they did not sympathize with Wu Ping.
Wu Ping gasped, "I won't do it!" β
"Don't do it?"
Jing Zhe put away his joking expression and glanced at him coldly: "If you don't do a good job, then get out!" β
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"If you don't want to get out, then I'll have the final say, and you will do whatever you want! It's just a gate, at most it's a watchdog, and it's not for you to eat, what are you afraid of? β
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Jing Zhe's words were dirty and ruthless, and everyone inhaled cool air.
Wu Ping wanted to throw up his sleeves and leave, but in the end he held back.
Hmph, I'm not leaving, I'm going to see how you go!
I'll go to Wuxian Garden later tonight, go home first, find my grandfather to complain, and then ask my grandfather to ask King Xiang for help and see how long you can stay here!
Wu Ping clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, and did not speak again.
"That's right."
Jing Zhe smiled and continued: "After talking about the security department, let's talk about the general affairs department. The General Affairs Department is also a key department, responsible for the normal operation of the entire newspaper, for example, the printing department is short of paper and ink, so you can ask the General Affairs Department, the General Affairs Department can go to Taixue to ask for it, or you can buy it yourself, and I will allocate a part of the funds to you every month.
Of course, I myself advocate going too much to study, and I don't want money anyway, right? Then, if other departments encounter a lack of something or something, they can also go to the General Affairs Department. β
When everyone heard this, they thought that this general affairs department was fine, and if it was really operated, there would be oil and water to fish, and it would be considered a fat difference... Well, it's much better than the Ministry of Security.
Seeing that everyone could understand, Jing Zhe said again: "Okay, the candidates for the Ministry of Security have been decided, and the other departments, each department has seven people, which are composed of three Baohe scholars and four idle scholars, and one minister will be selected from them!" β
At this time, a scholar from Bohol University asked, "President Jing, is this minister one of us?" β
When he said "we", he naturally meant Bohol University.
He was not the only one who thought so, but the other Baohe scholars also thought so, and even those idle scholars themselves thought so, after all, they had offended Jing Zhe just now, how could he let them be ministers again?
And the Bohol University Scholars are thinking, if the minister is produced among them, there are three Bohol University Scholars in a ministry, and the probability of becoming a minister is one-third, which is still very high!
They all looked at Jing Zhe excitedly, waiting for him to answer.
"What do you want to do? Of course not. β
Jing Zhe understated.
The Bohol scholars were instantly blindsided, while the idle scholars became excited.
One of them asked, "What does President Jing mean that we may also be ministers?" β
"Of course, the chances are fair! Our ministers first implement a rotation system, everyone is a minister, every time a newspaper is printed and distributed a minister, in other words, each minister is responsible for a newspaper, and finally through the newspaper sales and the feedback of the people, select the best one, even if you do not have an official position, then there is no problem, if you can really do a good job, then I will go to Your Majesty to ask you for an official title, it will not be a problem! β
"Thank you, President Jing!"
As soon as Jing Zhe's words fell, a group of idle scholars nodded and shouted.
Seeing that these little followers of his own turned against each other, Wu Ping was half angry again, and while scolding in his heart, he walked to the end of the crowd and whispered to them: "What thank you for?" Do you really think he's going to make you ministers? Phew, he won't be able to do it himself for long, he's just painting you flatbread! β
"You listen to me, no one should listen to him, after he is driven away, I will be the president, and then let you all be ministers, isn't it?"
The crowd looked at him and turned back indifferently.
They are all the sons and daughters of the family, they have no special skills, and no one pays attention to them, finally Jing Zhe gave them a chance, who doesn't want to seize it and climb up?
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