Yue Xiang was really speechless, and said in her heart: What kind of posture do you have, don't you count it in your heart?! In addition to this...... What else can there be with a sudden swelling of the chest?! She doesn't look beautiful, she's just an ordinary woman!

"Alas! We have no power, we are like ants! Madame treats us well, I won't help you! You're left to fend for yourself, all right! That's all there is to it, let's eat! ”

Mingzhu didn't speak, but infinite reverie and resistance rose in her heart! Why can they eat and drink spicy food, and I will always be a bird under the fence? No! I want to become a phoenix, even if it's not a phoenix or a finch!

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"Is this Nima Pearl a breast augmentation?! The Tang Dynasty didn't have this technology?! I'll go...... You won't get sick, will you?! I heard that there seems to be a breast hyperplasia ......" Li Ke muttered as he walked to the front hall, he couldn't figure out what was going on with this pearl, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that there was something wrong with this pearl!

"The last general will see Master Li!"

A loud sound pulled Li Ke back from his imagination! Li Ke looked up, it turned out to be General Huang! Then he smiled and said, "General Huang came just in time, I was about to look for you!" ”

General Huang asked, "What do you have to tell you to find the last general?!" ”

Li Ke smiled and said, "You will take your brother out with me in a while!" General Huang nodded, didn't ask anything, and gave it away!

Since the wet nurse died, Li Ke has not been looking for a wet nurse for Xiao Ke! This Xiao Ke's breastfeeding problem was naturally handed over to her biological mother Li Qing, and now the maid Xiao Tao is carrying Xiao Ke to the eldest lady's room!

It seems that Li Ke put the three girls under house arrest in anger, but in fact, he did it for the guards! At night, they still go back to their respective rooms to sleep! Back to Ewha in the room during the day, it's like going to school!

Li Ke came to the front hall, and dozens of guards had been assembled in front of the hall, fully armed! Looking at these familiar faces, Li Ke felt more and more that this reserve force must be sufficient! There are many things to do in the future, and if you want to protect your family and industry, you must have enough people to protect them!

When General Huang saw Li Ke, he hurriedly ran over and asked, "My lord! The guards have already assembled, when will they go?! ”

"There are too many people, just 15 people!"

Li Ke felt that if the guards followed him, then there would be no one to protect this Li Mansion! If his wife and children are exposed to the enemy's sight, then the prefect Wang and the people behind the scenes will inevitably abandon themselves to attack the Li Mansion!

"Huh?! My lord...... These fifteen guards are a little too few, aren't they?! This can't completely protect you?! General Huang suddenly hurriedly said, usually dozens of guards can't accurately protect Li Ke's safety, but now that they have more than a dozen, they will definitely not be able to protect Li Ke's safety!

"The guards in the mansion can't take so much, they must leave about eighty percent! That way I can feel at ease, and besides, I'm wearing body armor! There won't be a big ......" Li Ke said when he suddenly saw a group of people coming, and Li Ke recognized who the leader was! He is Qu Tushou! Li Ke suddenly felt much more comfortable! An idea also popped into my head!

"Lao Li! You're taking your brother as someone else!? The first sentence he spoke, Qu Tushou said that Li Ke was stunned! Li Ke thought to himself: What kind of thing is this old Qu talking about?! Why do I treat you as someone else?!

Li Ke suddenly retorted unhappily: "Old Qu! That's not interesting enough for you to say! When did I take you for someone else?! ”

Just as Qu Tushou was about to say something, another voice sounded, but as soon as his voice sounded, Li Ke rolled his eyes! This voice was Liu Xialai, only to hear Liu Xialai put his arm around the maid and said, "Hey! Zimu! Do you have a move to not call your brother to go?! ”

Li Ke said angrily: "! Do you think you can get busy?! Liu Xia suddenly pushed the maid aside and waved her hand, and the maid walked away without saying a word! Then Liu Xia said: "As soon as you Zimu speak, can I still say a word about your brother?!" ”

"Alright, alright! Come on, come on, I'll introduce you! Li Ke walked over and hugged Liu Xialai's shoulders and pulled Liu Xialai over! Then he introduced to Qu Tushou: "This is my good brother in Chang'an, Liu Xia is here!" At that time, the Turks attacked, and it was up to Brother Liu to take care of me......"

Liu Xia came to his heart and said, "When did I take care of you?!" As soon as you entered the barracks, you were appreciated by General Qin, and I was promoted to the rank of official by relying on your connections...... If you want to take care of me, you kid will take care of me!" However, although Liu Xialai thought so, he did not deny what Li Ke said, because he knew that Li Ke was deliberately elevating himself, in order to let people know that Li Ke valued himself very much and asked the other party not to underestimate himself! It's building momentum for yourself!

For this reason, Liu Xia was greatly moved! I can't wait to say to Li Ke now: "I'm Nima!" Because this is what Li Ke told him, this sentence represents a great greeting and respect......

Immediately, Li Ke put his arm around Qu Tushou's shoulders and introduced Liu Xia again! Qu Tushou smiled helplessly, and said in his heart: Why do you like to hug people's shoulders so much?! What's wrong with this?!

After Li Ke finished speaking, he inadvertently patted Liu Xialai's shoulder! It seems to be a casual pat on the shoulder, but it actually contains a lot of content! Li Ke's meaning is to let Liu Xia come to say hello to people first and pile up a smile! After all, people's family backgrounds are very big!

Fortunately, Liu Xia didn't drop the chain for Li Ke! After the two sides got to know each other, Li Ke asked Qu Tushou how he had time to come to his house today!

It's okay if Li Ke doesn't say it, under this one! Qu Tushou suddenly said angrily: "What happened to such a big thing, why didn't you send someone to tell me?!" You're obviously treating me as someone else!? ”

"Shock! How can you! No matter what, I can't treat you as an outsider! It was too urgent that day and there was no time to call for reinforcements! ”

After Li Ke finished speaking, he said: "Speaking of which, I have an idea of getting rich, but I don't know it...... Do you dare to do it?! As he spoke, he looked at Qu Tushou with one big eye half-closed!

"Huh?!"

Qu Tushou immediately said angrily: "Are you underestimating my old Qu?!" Hum! My old Qu is not what it used to be now, I stomp my feet, and this Luoyang will have to shake! You said! What's up?! I still don't believe it! ”

"That's it!"

Liu Xialai also followed and said: "Zimu! How can you say that?! How could Brother Qu be so cowardly as you say?! Although it was the first time I met Brother Qu, but! I think Brother Qu is a big man who stands up to the sky! ”

When Li Ke heard Liu Xia say this, he wanted to give him a big hug on the spot! This Liu Xia came to assist and sent it well!

Qu Tushou was also a little upset, puffed up his chest and said, "That's!" Then he said to Li Ke: "Lao Li! You said! What a plan?! ”

"Since everything is in a hurry, it is better to settle it today! It's better to be in a hurry than to be in a hurry!" Li Ke thought about it, and immediately decided to pull Qu Tushou into his camp today!

"This is not a place to talk, go to my study!" Li Ke said as he made a gesture of please! Liu Xialai also hurriedly went over and pulled Qu Tushou to Li Ke's study, and Li Ke asked General Huang to disband the guards on the spot!

When he came to the study, Li Ke asked the maid to make a pot of tea and bring two plates!! And Qu Tushou and Liu Xialai sat down by themselves, and there was no hypocrisy!

"Say it! What the hell is a good plan to get rich?! ”

Qu Tushou went straight to the point and asked! Li Ke smiled and said, "Don't worry, Lao Qu, wait for a while!" When the tea and snacks come, we will eat and chat! ”

Liu Xialai suddenly asked greedily, "What's the good thing this time?!" Qu Tushou was also brought over by Liu Xialai's words, looked at Li Ke and said, "How many things do you have?!" How can you come up with something that people have never seen before?! ”

"Haha! This thing can be said to be the only one in Datang! Even Your Majesty...... Hey! Haven't seen it either! ”

Looking at Li Ke's mysterious appearance, Liu Xialai and Qu Tushou were both stunned, thinking: Dare to say this, what a big breath! Who is this majesty?! That's the king of the world, the Ninety-Five Supreme! What do you want?! How could it be like what Li Ke said?! However, then again, this Li Ke seems to really have this unbearable......

"This ...... What the hell is it?! Don't always sell off! Liu Xialai suddenly couldn't hold his breath and hurriedly asked! And Qu Tushou is a prophecy and stop!

Li Ke shook his head and said mysteriously: "The Buddha said: I'll talk about it later...... We'll talk about that later! (Buddha: Did I say that?!) Why are you still a little unconfident?! ）

Qu Tushou stood up, and while walking to the place where Li Ke usually used to pretend to be cultural, he said speechlessly: "That's the Buddha said: Don't say!" After finishing speaking, the person also walked to Li Ke's desk! Then he let out a puzzle: "Huh?!" It's ......"

"Hey! Stop it...... Holy! ”

When Li Ke wanted to stop it, it was too late! I saw Qu Tushou pick up the paper and look at it, then frowned, and then stretched his eyebrows......

"Poof~ha!"

Qu Tushou couldn't hold back and laughed! Liu Xia came to cover his face, but he was also snickering! The whole study room was filled with laughter......

"Bang Bang Bang~"

There was a knock at the door, and the sound inside stopped abruptly! Li Ke said with a dark face: "Come in!" ”

"Squeak~"

The door was opened, and there was a handmaiden who was particularly beautiful among the maids! This maid is the one who came to eye with Liu Xia, and there are two maids behind her! I saw her come in and say to Li Kebai: "My lord! Tea and plates were brought! ”

"Hmmm! Serve the tea first, and then give me the plate! After Li Ke finished speaking, she hurriedly served tea to the three of them with the other two maids, and then handed the plate to Li Ke!

Li Ke waved his hand to signal that they could go out, and the maids bowed down and retreated, but the maid who had a story with Liu Xia came out of the door and secretly glanced at Liu Xialai!

This naturally did not escape Li Ke's eyes, because Li Ke kept staring at Liu Xialai and the maid, in order to see if the two of them were eye-catching! Sure enough, after the maid glanced at Liu Xialai, Liu Xialai winked at her!

Looking at the eyebrows of the two, Li Ke said in his heart, "Grandma's! I call Liu Xia to come to the eldest brother, if this maid has something to do with Liu Xia! Doesn't Lao Tzu still call her?! ! It must be disassembled!"

"Ahem!"

Li Ke coughed to remind him, then separated the plate, took out two packets of melon seeds from the bracelet, and put them on the plate separately after dismantling! And brought the plate to the two of them and said, "The name of this thing is: melon seeds!" The skin is black and white with white lines, and the appearance looks like a spearhead; Its shell is thin and firm, and its flesh is white and fragrant! The sugar and salt invade the shell and enter the meat, and the bite is as fast as a fairy......"

Both of them were prepared for Li Ke to be bluffed and couldn't find the north, and looked at Li Ke with a suspicious attitude! Qu Tushou stretched out his hand to pick up one, looked at it carefully and sniffed it, there was a sweet and salty smell on it!

"Eat...... Oh! That's right! Blame me, hahaha! This has to pay attention to ways and means, look at ......" Li Ke picked up one as he said and shook it in front of the two!

Liu Xialai and Qu Tushou stared at each other carefully, for fear of accidentally missing any details! Then, Li Ke said: "Put the tip of this melon seed on your lips, and then bite it gently with your front teeth~"

"Smack~"

A crisp voice sounded, and I saw Li Ke take the bitten melon seeds to the two of them and give them to them! The two of them straightened their necks to observe the bitten melon seeds, but! Both of them showed puzzled expressions! I only heard Qu Tushou say suspiciously: "That...... Lao Li, it doesn't seem to be a white ...... here."

Li Ke said with a Nick Yang expression: "Huh?! Not white?! Immediately opened the bitten melon seeds in his hand, and after removing the skin of the melon seeds, Li Ke saw clearly what the flesh looked like, and said embarrassedly: "This ...... It's normal that there will always be one or two bad guys...... Hehe! ”

"Oh~ That's it!?" Qu Tushou and Liu Xia came with an expression that I understand, I understand!

Li Ke hurriedly picked up another one, bit it open and said, "This is white, right?!" Qu Tushou and Liu Xialai also followed suit, but they didn't eat it, and they stuck a piece of shell skin in the gap between their front teeth!

"Hey! Lao Li! That's not what you're talking about, is it?! Smack~Slep~" Qu Tushou asked while sipping melon seeds, and spit the melon seed skin on the ground!

When Li Ke saw him spit out the skin of melon seeds on the ground, he was so angry that even the northeast rushed out: "I'll wipe it!" Can you look like the head of a family?! Look at what you have made, and it will be vomited to the ground. You'll clean it up in a moment! ”

"Isn't there a subordinate in your house! Besides, where is this shell not spitting on the ground?! Qu Tushou said that when he saw that Li Ke was going to entangle this issue again, he hurriedly said: "Don't say it's useless, what plan can you say quickly?!" Is it selling this melon...... Melon ......"

Liu Xia hurriedly reminded: "Son! ”

Qu Tushou nodded at Liu Xialai and said, "Ah! Right! Melon seeds! Isn't it selling this?! ”

"It's not! It's something else! Let's go! I'll take you to see ......" Li Ke said and walked away, suddenly! Li Ke stopped! Turning around, he watched the two of them pour the uneaten melon seeds into their sleeves!

The two smiled awkwardly and said, "What...... What's wrong?! ”

Li Ke ignored the speechless approach of the two, and asked directly: "Don't be afraid, don't worry for a while!" Everything is ...... for me."

"What?! I'll be scared?! You don't go and listen and listen...... I, Liu Xia, am only afraid of a higher status than me, who am I afraid of?! Who else?! ”

Liu Xia came to say this the same as not saying it, this person with a higher status than him, that is not a point or two! That's a big batch, a bunch!

"I know your virtuous ......" Li Ke muttered, then looked at Qu Tushou, who was smiling and full of heroism, and said: "What I said is true, you have never seen this kind of thing......"

Qu Tushou hurriedly said: "Hurry up, grind and chirp......"

"Wozhi! I'm kind and kind...... Get! Walking......" Li Ke walked out of the door after speaking, Qu Tushou and Liu Xia came to follow Li Ke!

The three of them came to a somewhat dilapidated house, and the three of them patted the dust on their faces! Qu Tushou said disgustedly: "Why is there still this place in your mansion?!" It's dirty! It's a prison cell, right?! ”

Liu Xialai didn't speak, but just looking at his appearance, he knew that he was not much different from what Qu Tushou thought!

"Don't even say it, this place used it as a cell before! used it to detain the father and son of the previous Zuo Governor's Mansion, hehe! After Li Ke finished speaking with a smile, he said, "Come!" Hand on! Then he took out a piece of cloth from his sleeve as if by magic, a black iron box, and something transparent and reflective!

"What is this?!" Qu Tushou took it and looked at it, and asked in surprise while looking at it: "This thing looks like a bronze mirror!" It's just too thin......"

"Hey! Stop! I'll go! Don't break it with your hands! As Li Ke spoke, he snatched the disc from Qu Tushou's hand!

Looking at Li Ke's distressed appearance, Qu Tushou snorted and said, "If you are afraid that this thing is bad, then why don't you make it stronger?!" ”

"......"

Li Ke did not answer Qu Tushou's complaints, but said to him and Liu Xia: "Put this cloth on the table and press it with a candlestick!" Qu Tushou didn't say anything, and the two of them directly started to set up the shadow cloth!

"That's it! Stand back, now watch me do it! After Li Ke finished speaking, he turned on the projector and put in the disc! Fortunately, Li Ke bought a rechargeable type, and it would be cumbersome to buy a plug-in one!

"This ...... How is this possible?! "Ah...... What the?! ”

Qu Tushou and Liu Xialai were taken aback, and their fingers trembled and pointed to the cloth that had just been erected! At this time, a rectangular light and shadow appeared on the cloth, and the size was just right!

"Oops! Who's going to get me a stool?! I'm so tired and hot...... Sigh~" Li Ke tilted his head and scolded: "This damn heat exhaust fan blew a mouthful of dust from Lao Tzu!" Come on! What are you seeing?! ”

"Ahh Oooh! ”

Liu Xia came to carry the stool, but he stared at the curtain in three steps and two turns! After coming to Li Ke's side, Liu Xia came to put the stool down, only to hear Li Ke shouting: "Ah! I rub! Hit me in the foot! ”

"I'm really sorry, Zimu! I didn't pay attention! Liu Xia hurriedly moved the stool to the side and said, "Come on!" I'll help you ......."

Li Ke hurriedly said: "Hey! Don't move! It's better for me to do it myself! After that, Li Ke set up the projector, stepped aside and said, "Lao Qu! Come here! You're in the way! ”

Qu Tushou said suspiciously: "Huh?! What the...... Ah! It's so glaring! Qu Tushou just turned around, and before he finished speaking, he was illuminated by the light of the projector and couldn't open his eyes!

Li Ke had no choice but to walk over and pull him back, and said, "You two don't move here, I'll go and start!" Qu Tushou looked at Liu Xialai suspiciously, Liu Xialai shook his head, saying that he didn't know what it meant!

Outside the door at this time, Da Zhuang's footsteps were messy and hurriedly ran towards the Li Mansion! And the hidden guard who was hiding and guarding the Li Mansion saw that the person who came was covered with blood, and his robe was also tattered, thinking that he was a madman! Thinking of a madman, let the guards at the gate of the mansion stop it!

"Someone! Someone! ”

Da Zhuang shouted loudly as he approached the location at the entrance of the mansion! Such a loud voice naturally attracted the attention of the guard at the gate of the mansion, and the guard was stunned for a moment, and said to another guard on the side suspiciously: "Listen to this voice...... It's like a big cry for help! ”

The other guard nodded and said suspiciously, "Da Zhuang?!" After speaking, he fixed his eyes and looked at it, and he was suddenly shocked at this look! Hurriedly said: "It's really strong! Fast! ”

"Huh!? Walk ......"

The two hurriedly went up to support Da Zhuang, who was about to fall, and hurriedly asked, "Da Zhuang!" What's going on?! How did you get hurt so badly?! What happened?! ”

"Quick...... Go and call your lord......" Da Zhuang suddenly fainted after saying this, and the guard who was holding him hurriedly said to another guard: "Quick! You go to Lord Li and the general, and I'll go to the doctor! After finishing speaking, the guards hurriedly picked up Da Zhuang and walked towards the house!

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At this time, Qu Tushou and Liu Xialai were staying in the house to watch the video, and Li Ke was stunned and muttered: "! His grandma's! Isn't it the God List that I bought?! How the fuck is SpongeBob SquarePants?! Nima ......"

"Haha! I'm laughing to death...... Hahaha! ”

Qu Tushou smiled and turned back and forth, tears came out of his eyes, and one hand was still patting Liu Xialai's shoulder! And Liu Xialai also smiled and said: "This thing is really interesting...... Ha ha! How did he get out?! What is a burger?! What is Squidward?! ”

Qu Tushou smiled and said, "Haha! What you call him! After reading it, ask again, anyway, it's Lao Li's whole! Ha ha...... Forehead?! What is it?! Yes! How...... Why is there still anyone in there?! This can't be a youkai, right?! You see that he wears different clothes from us, I'm afraid he's a foreign race! ”

Li Ke was also stunned, he really wanted to go back to modern times now! Then he grabbed the unscrupulous dealer who sold him the discs, tied him to a stool with a rope, and gave him SpongeBob SquarePants and Teletubbies...... Let him see enough!

Disgrace! Li Ke only felt that he had been humiliated! He scolded with a dark face: "Grandma's! You sell me SpongeBob SquarePants, and your grandson dares to add an advertisement in the middle......"

"My lord! Have you seen Lady Lee?! ”

"No ......"

"What about you?! Are there any adults?! ”

"Slaves and maids don't have ......"

Li Ke heard someone calling him outside the door, so he opened the door and walked out! Before he could ask, one of the guards hurriedly ran over and said, "My lord! I've found you, it's a big deal......"