Chapter 62 Smelly, who is afraid of whom
Chapter 62 is more stinky than whom, who is afraid of whom
"Mom, that's fine!" Zhu Liang, the chief bookkeeper of Honglu Temple, was shocked and angry, and his eyes almost burst out of his eyes!
God is pitiful, in the past month or so, how much energy has he Zhu Liang spent in order to ensure that Lala Wanwang and others do not make a big fuss, and how many people have been poked in the backbone behind his back? Even so, there were still repeated omissions, causing his boss to call him over many times, pointing his nose and telling him to go home as soon as he could.
And today, first there was a general who didn't know the name of the family who slammed Lala Wanwang on all fours to the sky, and then ran to Chang'an Evil Shao Guo Fu, and shot two arrows at Lala Wanwang's head, and all the Tubo people were immediately as honest as sheep!
I knew this earlier, the Datang Honglu Temple's Pawn Bureau, including him Zhu Liang, still regarded the Tubo people as ancestors. From the first day they met, they directly picked up the small leather whip, looked at what was wrong with the other party, and raised their hands to smoke, wouldn't all the troubles have been neatly eliminated in the bud a long time ago? !
"Master book, master book, please! Although this is outside Chang'an City, once the two sides have a conflict, Wu Zhicheng of the Pawn Office will not look good on his face, right? Seeing that Zhu Liang didn't respond for a long time, Nalalawan just looked at himself with a pair of white eyeballs, and became more and more anxious, bent down and picked up a piece of dog's head gold, and raised his hands in front of the other party.
"I told you a long time ago, don't force you to buy and sell!" In front of so many people, Zhu Liang unceremoniously grabbed the dog's head gold and quickly stuffed it into the pocket in his sleeve, "You just don't listen!" What's the matter, this time it's kicked to the iron plate, right? Let me tell you, the person who came here is called Guo Nu. His father was a high-ranking official of the fourth grade, and his uncle was the assassin of Weizhou. Liushen Flower Dew, if you don't get it right, it is the industry of their old Guo family. It's just that with the help of other people's hands, make a flower head out first, so as to facilitate future trading. ”
"I know, I know!" Lala Wanwang just begged not to have a conflict today, bent down, picked up another tiger whip, and stuffed it into Zhu Liang's hand. "I'm sorry to explain to you, I didn't have today, I really didn't plan to buy and sell, really, I can swear to the gods. It's just that Chang'an is too hot, so when we do business, we are a little anxious. ”
"Hmmm! I'll help you stop him first, and as for how this matter ends, it depends on whether you can do things yourself! "I have received bribes for more than ten years, but it is the first time in my life that Zhu Liang has received it so confidently. Without hesitation, he stuffed the tiger whip into the pocket of his sleeve, and then walked quickly to meet Guo Nu, "The person who came is Guo Erlangjun, Zhu Liang of the Honglu Temple, this is polite." How is Guo Tingshi lately? I haven't been to his old man's house for a while! ”
Don't make a fuss, I know you're hard in the background, but I know your grandpa. If you offend me, I'll go to your house to find your parents to sue me!
The subtext couldn't be clearer. After throwing it out, Guo Fu's arrogance decreased by more than half in an instant.
"Do you know my grandpa?!" I saw him, put away his riding bow, turned over and dismounted, took three steps and two steps to Zhu Liang, and saluted with his fists: "Cao Min Guo Nu, I have seen Master Zhu!" May I ask what is the reason why the main book is today, that he actually brought a group of foreign savages to the door of my teacher's house?! ”
"Teacher!" Zhu Liang held his breath and retreated again and again, half because of the smell of sweat on Guo Nu's body, and the other half because of this person's name for Zhang Qian.
The teacher of this year is different from the black-hearted teacher who forced the child to jump off the building in order to collect supplementary tuition fees in later generations. Everyone who is called a teacher must teach all his skills. He even has to take out everything he has to take care of his disciples and pave a golden future for his disciples.
In addition to the royal family, those who are disciples usually have to respect their teachers like their fathers. Whoever bullies someone else's mentor is equivalent to bullying someone else's father, even if a son pulls out a knife on the spot to fight with you, it is a matter of course.
"Although Guo and Brother Zhang are called brothers, in fact, he is Guo's mentor." found that there was a flaw in his words, but Guo Nu's face did not change, and he decisively made up for it with more lies, "Who are they?" What are you going to do blocking the door of my teacher's house? Zhu Zhu, Guo remembered that the duty of Honglu Temple was to replace the Tang Dynasty to educate and promote Yidi. You didn't lead Yidi to bully your own people, did you?! ”
As he asked, he "flapped" his arms up and down like an eagle flapping its wings. Ready to step forward at any time, hug Zhu Liang under his armpits, and get close.
"No, no, Shaolangjun misunderstood, Shaolangjun misunderstood!" Zhu Liang was so frightened that he quickly took two steps back, and his hands were like windmills. "They, they are the entourage of the Tibetan envoys, I don't know, I don't know where to inquire and learn that the six gods are made by the commander. Solit brought enough money to the Commander to seek a deal. Believe it or not, you see, this is their deposit! ”
As he spoke, he quickly pointed his finger at the jade, tiger whip, leopard bone, and dog's head gold on the ground, lest he point slowly, and Guo Nu put his arm under his arm and pulled him to the side for a long talk.
"Deposit, deposit, I don't want to buy the formula, I just want to buy all the six gods flower dew!" Seeing that Master Zhu was afraid of becoming like this, Lala Wanwang also changed his previous arrogance, and couldn't wait to give a salute next to him, "These are all deposits, all of them are for the purchase of Liushen Flower Dew." Please also ask Shaolangjun and Lingshi to make some as soon as possible, so that we can return to our hometown to pay homage to the gods! ”
"These, buy all the six gods of flower dew?!" Guo Nu was overjoyed in his heart, but on the surface, he made a look of disgust, "How much are these weeds and rotten bones worth?" Jade or rough stone, when it is opened, maybe what the result will be? It's also dog's head gold, and it can make do with the treasure, but the purity has yet to be tested! ”
If he changes places and people, and dares to belittle his property like this, Lala Wanwang will have to beat him to the point of bleeding. However, in the Tang Dynasty Zhuangzi outside Chang'an City, he couldn't burn his anger at all in the face of Guo Fu, the famous little overlord in Chang'an City.
Trying to suppress the anger in his heart, he sneered and bent down, clasping his fists and saluting: "Look at what you said, we have come to Chang'an thousands of miles away, how can we bring ordinary rough stones." Although you ordered someone to dissect it with confidence, if you can't cut a good jade, I will give you a refund. As for the dog's head gold, this thing is mainly for the favor of the gods, and no one will really take it to alchemy! (Note: Dog's head gold usually contains impurities such as silver and copper, not pure gold.) )
"That's your side, pick up a stone and treat it as a treasure. On our side, the dog's head gold is melted to remove impurities, and then made into gold ingots. Knowing that what the other party said was all the truth, Guo Nu still continued to speak with disgust on his face, "You believe in the gods, but we don't believe in it." On our side, we believe in the Taoist, the Holy Teacher, and the Buddha. These three, as long as you are sincere or not, you won't care about any external objects! ”
"That's, that's, Datang is the richest country in the world, unlike us, where everything is lacking." Lala Wanwang didn't dare to refute, just wiped the oil and sweat on his face, and blindly followed Guo Nu's words.
Seeing that he and Zhu Liang were so able to bend and stretch, Guo Nu didn't do too much. Leaving the two of them, he walked quickly to Zhang Qian, and asked for instructions, "Teacher, what should I do with these two people, please show me the old man!" ”
"Nonsense, since they are here to order, what to do with them?!" In front of a lot of outsiders, Zhang Qian couldn't reveal that he and Guo Nu were just a cooperative relationship, not any mentor of the other party. He took a few steps forward with a smile and said with a half-bagged nose: "You deliberately made yourself so stinky again?" Do you want to die? Hurry up and take a shower and change clothes. Don't be honest and disgusting all day long! ”
"Teacher, that person is much more stinky than me!" Guo Nu clasped his arms around his armpits and protested with grief and indignation on his face. The end is that there is no face for Lala Wanwang.
"He's not my friend. Whether it's stinky or fragrant, what's the matter with me! Zhang Qian glanced at him and threatened in a low voice, "If you still want to enter this door in the future, don't deliberately disgust people." Also, you know what to call me! ”