Chapter 263: The Queen Mother dies
"It's Yan Mansion, and it's also the Wanqiong Holy Daughter who married a wife, Yan Shunhua." Feng Chengjun struggled to fan the flames.
Hearing this, the Queen Mother's eyes sank, and she seemed to have a plan in her heart.
"So, aunt's good nephew, what do you have to propose?"
"Back to my aunt, my nephew thought of a good way to not only dispel the rumors, but also fulfill my aunt's wish."
"There's a good way to do it, my nephew might as well say it directly." The Queen Mother's tone was a little colder.
"The nephew dared to propose to set up a concubine selection banquet for the thirteen princes, this concubine will not marry, first accept a side concubine, and when the time comes, the thirteen princes will be happy to get married, how can they have leisure and go to the Yan family."
The old lady looked at the maid who pressed her feet with a cold gaze, and was a little unhappy.
"The matter of choosing a concubine, the mourning family has already done it, pity my little thirteen, who was killed by a traitor back then, and now he is still close to being a woman, and the mourning family sees that he vomits all kinds of meat and vegetables every time, both distressed and distressed, and it is estimated that the great-grandson born from the little thirteen is far away."
Feng Chengjun refused to give up, and hurriedly chased after him: "So, my nephew has thought of a good way for my aunt, so that the thirteen princes can choose their favorite princess, and they will not faint because of touching the woman." β
"Really?" The queen mother was in good spirits, "What a good way, come quickly." β
"Back to the Queen Mother, this method is like this..."
When Feng Chengjun came out of the palace of the Queen Mother, he had already been exposed to the sun, and as soon as he stepped out of the threshold, he heard the palace people behind him call loudly: "Pass the Queen Mother's decree and summon Fu Yan's family." β
Feng Chengjun, who 'returned victorious', took big steps, got into the carriage, and left the palace.
"Master, what did the Queen Mother say?" Xiang Green gently hammered Feng Chengjun's leg and asked.
"It's all done, tonight, do you know how to do it?" Feng Chengjun stretched out his fingers and hooked Xiang Lu's chin, his eyebrows and eyes were full of teasing.
"Don't worry, master, Miss Feng has been dressed up and sent into the noble girl, and when the thirteenth prince drinks 'tea' tonight, he will naturally be fascinated by Miss Feng's appearance, and choose her as the side concubine in public, but Xiao Lu doesn't understand, why, the master wants to send his sister to the thirteenth prince to be a concubine?"
"Little Green, do you think Benjun wants to push his sister into the fire pit? Now that the princelings have lost power, and the Nine Princes don't like to make friends with Benjun, can Benjun use his sister's hands to give Long Thirteen that waste? β
Xiang Lu knew that Feng Chengjun was angry, so he hurriedly stood beside him, and said coquettishly: "It was Xiao Lu who was reckless, but this time, in front of the Queen Mother, you 'stepped on' that Yan Shunhua's foot, isn't it also a bad breath, and now, that woman is estimated to be in a big disaster." β
"Hahaha, who asked him to move Benjun's person, that woman really doesn't know the height of the sky, and she has to look at the face of the owner to beat the dog, and she doesn't check it out, who is the real boss behind the scenes of the money village, even the historian dares to move, if you don't make this malicious mouth, in the future, in the main city, who will be afraid of the three words 'Fengchengjun'?"
"The master is mighty."
The cow is tall and the horse is green, lying on the shoulder of Feng Chengjun with his head sideways, looking like a 'little bird depends on people'.
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Wan Qiong today, the lights are colorful, the red paper is all over the sky, more than a dozen money houses are opened at the same time, and the people are gathered outside the money village, wanting to see the true face of the saint.
"Huaman Qianzhuang opened a big reward, save one hundred taels, send a hairpin, choose at will, only today, while supplies last."
As soon as the words fell, the onlookers couldn't help but be moved, and hurriedly rushed forward, scrambling to enter the money bank and be the first depositor.
Seeing this, Steward Gu said happily:
"The eldest lady's idea is good, everyone has a love of beauty, women and daughters can use their own savings to choose hairpins for themselves, and men can also take jewelry home and give it to their ladies without spending a penny, why not do such a thing?"
"But, with so many people, will we lose?" The young man looked at him puzzled.
Steward Gu leaned slightly and muttered in a low voice: "Silly boy, how much can a hairpin be worth, besides, these are the old goods of the Yan family, so it is just a double win, vacate the warehouse, and the Yan family's money can be used to do other businesses, these are called the way to make money, learn hard." β
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Ah You never quite understood, but Gu Lao said that there was no problem, that is, no problem.
"It's good that so many people are here, Old Gu, didn't the eldest lady say this morning that she wanted to come and see it in person?"
"Miss? She seems to have been invited into the palace by some nobleman. β
Ah You looked in the direction of the palace in the main city, looked puzzled, and shook his head.
"The eldest lady is really busy."
Not to mention that the young boy doesn't understand, even she, the proprietress who has 'experienced a hundred battles' and has seen the world, doesn't understand.
Why did she kneel on the cold marble floor on the big day when the Yan family money village opened, waiting for the queen mother to summon her.
"The Queen Mother has arrivedβ"
Is it finally willing to come?
She was waiting for a late-night snack.
"The women of the people see the Queen Mother, may the Queen Mother be blessed and safe, be healthy, and live a long life."
"Excuse me, get up."
"Empress Dowager Xie." Shunhua raised his heavy knees, and suddenly, his legs and feet were numb, and the whole person fell to the ground, and the scissors in his sleeves fell out so loudly.
Oops.
Everyone was stunned, and the old lady beside the Queen Mother said in shock:
"Bold, you actually have a sharp weapon on you, do you want to assassinate the Queen Mother?"
"The people didn't..." Shun Hua was just about to defend when dozens of big knives were across her neck, just like a silver iron flower.
Mother, are these guards ambushed in advance?
If it weren't for the scissors she brought herself, she would have wondered if she had been framed and blamed.
"Why don't you hurry up and send this traitor who assassinated the Queen Mother to the prison of the Criminal Department?" The old lady urged.
Wronged, even if you are about to stab, who will bring a big scissor bigger than the palm of your hand?
Are you afraid that the assassin will not be able to see it?
The Empress Dowager looked at Shunhua's crying and laughing face, suddenly felt interesting, and gently raised her hand to signal the guards to retreat first.
"When the mourning family saw you, their faces were full of grievances, and they looked like they were suffering, could it be that you brought sharp weapons into the palace, not to assassinate the mourning family?"
Shun Hua nodded vigorously.
"Back to the Queen Mother, of course not, this is really a misunderstanding, actually..."
As soon as the words reached his mouth, he swallowed them back.
What if, she told the Queen Mother that when she was a female celebrity, she accidentally dropped the scissors in her sleeve and forgot to take them out?
After listening to this explanation, she should be able to get out of the palace gate alive, right?
"If you can't say it, if you can't say it, it proves that you are really an assassin." The Queen Mother ran out of patience.
"Back to the Queen Mother, the woman with this big pair of scissors... It's for... In order to eat a dish. Shunhua took a deep breath and said boldly nonsense.
"A dish? Eating with scissors? β
"Back to the Queen Mother, yes, with scissors." Shunhua said confidently.
The Queen Mother shook her head, her eyes full of disgust.
"Ridiculous!"
The woman in front of the temple also thought it was ridiculous.
Even if someone else stabs you with a pair of scissors, you can believe it.
Eating with scissors, what's wrong?
Is it to look down on scissors?
"If the Queen Mother doesn't believe it, the women can demonstrate to the Queen Mother in person, as long as the Queen Mother doesn't dislike the women for eating inappropriately."
Shunhua's eyes were full of sincerity, full of desire to survive, waiting for the Queen Mother to open the golden mouth.
"Yes, let's see how you eat with scissors."
"Thank you for the Empress Dowager's grace, and please ask the Empress Dowager for permission, and the servants at home will send the women what they want to eat."
Hearing this, the Queen Mother's eyes were a little more curious.
"What you want to eat, don't you have it in the palace?"
"Back to the Queen Mother, there should be no, this thing is also occasionally obtained by women, I only found out yesterday, and it tastes good to eat with scissors." Shunhua said stubbornly.
"Really? Come on, go to Yan's house and bring over the things that Mrs. Fu wants. β
Shun Hua pursed his lips worriedly, the old man really likes some strange things.
"Empress Dowager Xie."
"You don't have to thank the mourning family, if you can't justify yourself, you will still be sent to the criminal department and dealt with as a traitor." The Queen Mother looked at Shun Hua happily, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but snicker.
For some reason, every time she saw this girl deflated, she felt very happy.
This summons was originally to find a reason to punish her with a small punishment, so that she could be taboo.
How do you know, she is so interesting, how can she use scissors to eat vegetables in this world?
About half an hour later, the palace people covered their noses and brought what Shun Hua wanted.
"This box is what you're going to eat with scissors?"
The Queen Mother, who was sitting on the upper seat, stretched her neck like a child, and looked curiously.
"Exactly." Shunhua nodded proudly.
"Eat the box?"
The old man was shocked.
"Uh..."Shunhua was a little stunned.
Queen Mother, do you think she is a goblin?
Who's going to eat wood with scissors?
Can you swallow it?
"Return, back to the Queen Mother, the taste of the people's women is still quite ordinary, and the unique skill of eating boxes is still left to other capable people to perform for you." The woman said in a panic.
The old man gave her a disappointed look.
"Okay, let's see, what do you want to eat with scissors."
"Back to the Queen Mother, what the women want to eat is..."Shunhua opened the box and took out the contents of the box, and dozens of palace maids in the entire palace stretched their necks and looked over.
"What is it?"
All eyes were on the fried chicken thighs on the plate and the bowl of muffin-like sauce.
"This kind of fried stuff is also available in the palace, and you are doing this, are you trying to delay time and find someone else to save you? For example, the good grandson of the mourning family, Little Thirteen. β
The Empress Dowager frowned tightly and glared at Shunhua.
"No, this fried chicken leg is naturally not in the pool, but this bowl of sauce is the point."
After that, Shunhua raised his chopsticks and stirred in the yellow sauce, the yellow sauce was instantly pulled like silk, soft and soft, Shunhua picked up the scissors with his other hand and cut it easily.
Pick up a piece of yellow sauce and lightly place it on top of the crunchy fried chicken, which is soft and silky, tantalizing to the taste buds.
Just as Shunhua was about to open her mouth and bite into the crunchy and sweet fried chicken, the old lady with a high status couldn't help it and stopped her.
"Wait."
Shunhua put down the fried chicken, turned around, and looked at it in surprise, "Queen Mother, don't you can't help it and want to taste it?" β
The queen mother covered her nose with a handkerchief and said disgustedly: "The mourning family doesn't know, what do you think, you can put such a stinky thing in your mouth and eat it in front of the mourning family, it's really disgusting to me." β
Hearing this, Shunhua puffed out his cheeks aggrievedly.
"Back to the Queen Mother, this kind of thing is called cheese, it is made of milk, the woman stumbled upon it, boiled it softly, added shredded sugar, and served with fried food, it tastes unique, don't believe it, you can try it."
"Don't try, don't try, the mourning family believes in you, believes in you."
The Queen Mother hurriedly retreated, for fear that Shunhua would not be afraid of death, and slammed the plate that smelled like 'stinky socks' in her face.
"Why don't you take it away? Do you want to smoke the Queen Mother? The old lady pinched her nose and waved her hand to command.
"Eh, uhh
Shunhua licked her lips, her face full of pity as she watched as the food was taken away.
It's all coated with sauce, so let her take a bite.
The queen mother took the opportunity to glance at the old lady, the other party nodded, and quietly walked towards Shunhua's back.