Chapter VI Director of the Dung Division (II)

Early in the morning, Wang Lanling was called up from bed by Wang Lanfeng.

After simply brushing his teeth and washing his face with a pig's hair toothbrush dipped in water, he drank a bowl of porridge and went out.

It was very cold outside, Wang Lanling sat on the back seat of the bicycle and shivered, like a stupid son of the landlord's family.

The ground is very clean, there is no cow dung, horse dung, and no human dung.

Although it was the first time to go out, Wang Lanling shrunk his neck and trembled, but he didn't look at anything carefully.

After more than ten minutes, Wang Lanfeng stopped the car.

"Just wait here, let me do whatever I want, I still have to go to the township to work, you go back early."

Wang Lanling stood down, and although his feet were stepping on cotton boots, he was still frozen and panicked.

"I see, be careful on your way." Wang Lanling put his hands in his sleeves, hugged his arms and lowered his head, and now he forgot to say the local dialect in the cold.

Wang Lanfeng didn't take it seriously, and soon rode away, although he wore less, he was strong and often went to the countryside, coupled with the relationship between pedaling bicycles, he was more frozen than Wang Lanling, a person who didn't do anything.

Looking at Wang Lanfeng, who was riding away, Wang Lanling looked around and found that it was actually quite lively here.

On the opposite side is a tall compound with the words "government office" written on it, and on both sides there are two men in cotton coats standing guard.

At this time, there were already more than a dozen people talking around the yamen, and Wang Lanling knew that he was just going through the motions, so he was not in a hurry.

Not far from where he stood, there was a hawker selling tea eggs, baked cakes, oil tea, and corn.

It's not a single person selling something, it's a union of several companies.

There is also an open breakfast shop in the distance, the kind with a store, which is not the same as these stalls on the street.

Wang Lanling looked at the breakfast stall where there were already a few people eating, and also walked over.

There were still a few cents of pocket money on his body, and Wang Lanling asked for a tea egg, a bowl of oil tea, and a pickle cake.

Just as Wang Lanling was eating a hot meal to warm up his body, a big man at the next table sat on the bench next to him with oil tea and put the oil tea on the table.

"This little murderer Diel, what is the job?" Dahan's friendly inquiry.

Wang Lanling feels very angry, where is this hometown dialect?

This small broken county, why are there so many words?

Although I feel very helpless, the figure of the big man in front of me is very burly, let alone Wang Lanfeng, even if the two brothers are not the opponents of this big man, it is obviously not a good thing.

"Wang Lanling~" Wang Lanling has no choice, let's talk to people when I see them.

Dahan showed a surprised look and said in surprise: "What about you, Li Wang Zhuang'er?" ”

Wang Lanling explained: "It's okay, it's just a matter, I can understand what you say, and I can also say that you can understand the flowers." ”

Hearing Wang Lanling's Mandarin, Dahan felt that this young man's hometown dialect was not standard.

But at least it's understandable and kind.

"My surname is Dongfang, is the little brother on an errand opposite?" Dongfang looked at the government office opposite and casually asked Wang Lanling's intention.

Wang Lanling's coming over was not a confidential matter, so he said: "I just came here to go through the motions, I heard that there are people here, but how can it be my turn, I don't know anything, and I am still in elementary school." ”

When Dongfang heard this, he asked seriously: "In school, is it okay to study?" ”

Wang Lanling showed a faint smile, he took a sip of oil tea gently, and slowly put down the spoon, "It's not a question of whether it's good or not, it's too simple!" Let me tell you, don't say anything about the addition and subtraction of multipliers and quadratic equations, even if it is a function or parabola in middle school, I will also touch on it a little. ”

Dongfang Dahan looked at Wang Lanling in shock, he couldn't imagine that this boy, who looked only thirteen or fourteen years old, still knew functions!

Although he himself knows the functions, he doesn't understand them, and reading them is like reading a book from heaven.

Since you can say a function, you must have some real talent.

Dongfang Dahan said: "The little brother is very knowledgeable, I remember that this government is only recruiting a director of the dung department, if you hold this position, don't you feel condescending?" ”

Wang Lanling felt that it was interesting to talk nonsense with this person, so he continued: "Unyielding, unyielding, although it is a little indecent, but there are some meager things, who will do it if I don't do it?" Can't you let the county lord do it? ”

Anyway, it wasn't his turn, Wang Lanfeng said last night that this position had been decided, and today he would come over for a walk.

Dongfang Dahan nodded, put down the five-cent coin, stood up and said, "Shopkeeper, this table is mine!" ”

When the man selling the baked cakes heard this, he quickly shouted: "Mo Nen, Ya Yo ~ Alas......"

Dongfang Dahan glared at the old man angrily and said angrily: "Talking about people! ”

When Wang Lanling heard this, he quickly stood up and said, "He can't take your Dier's money." ”

Dongfang walked out directly, "Tell him, if you don't want it, you will lose it, I don't want to sing with these people anymore!" ”

When Wang Lanling heard this, he picked up the five cents and put them in his pocket, and said with a smile to the shopkeeper: "He said, this is for me, come, how much, I will pay for you." ”

The sum of the two people's meal money is definitely not more than a dime, this surnamed Dongfang is really an official master! Shot is generous!

Seeing that Wang Lanling and that person knew each other, the man who sold the baked cakes and the rest of the people listened to Wang Lanling's words and each received money for the meal.

"Earned~"

Wang Lanling sat down and continued to eat, he didn't care about the things that went through the motions, and he was thinking about where to go shopping.

Before I finished drinking a bowl of oil tea, I saw a few people coming out of the yamen.

The young people surrounding there were directly blasted away, and Wang Lanling was even more beautiful when he saw this.

That's it~ I'll have an explanation when I go back.

But soon the people walked straight from the yamen.

One is a middle-aged man with a long beard who looks like a master, one is a young man with a fur hat, and two are fat guys with fierce faces.

After the young man in the fur hat came over, he quickly said, "Who called you?" What is it called? ”

Wang Lanling said blankly: "I am Wang Lanling, my brother Wang Lanfeng asked me to come over." ”

Hearing Wang Lanfeng's name, the young man eased up a lot, and then bowed his head to the master and said:

"Mr. Li, he is the younger brother of my classmate, the concubine of Wangjiabao, and a native of our county."

Master Li nodded, and said to Wang Lanling: "That's okay, this matter is decided by the master, and it's our own people, so let's be lively, and the place where you take him to work is familiar." ”

"Yes!" Gao Shaohan agreed, and although there was some surprise, things were much easier.

Wang Lanling is still at a loss, he was hired?

But...... Did I agree? Why is this the same as crossing over, not saying hello to me?

Master Li looked at Wang Lanling at a loss, and said, "Hou Sheng, do you know the way to be an official?" ”

Wang Lanling thought about it for a while, and quickly said: "Do more wrong, do less wrong, don't do good." ”

Master Li originally planned to use his life experience to admonish this descendant, but when he heard Wang Lanling's words at this time, he looked at this kid seriously.

What a fat material! This consciousness and thinking are much higher than my own!

"Okay, you'll be the director of the dung division from now on!"

Master Li had a feeling that although this kid would not be useful, at least it would not get in the way.

"You three, take him to office together, and let those idiots know who's the leader!"

Gao Shaohan and the other two agreed, and after Master Li left, the three of them looked at Wang Lanling, knowing that this kid was satisfied with both Master Li and the new county lord.

Wang Lanling still felt inexplicable, and said at this time: "Three big brothers, what's the situation here?" Why don't we go to the restaurant over there and talk slowly? ”

Gao Shaohan regarded Wang Lanling as his own, and when he heard that Wang Lanling was so well-behaved, he said with a smile: "You're welcome, it just so happens that I'm hungry too, I'll invite you for this meal, let's go to the dog meat restaurant to eat some hot soup." ”

Although the other two people looked fierce, they were very good at talking at this time.

There are not many pigs in the county, and the beef is basically not sold to ordinary people, and the meat eaten is mainly some vegetable dogs, chickens and ducks raised by farmers, and there are dog slaughterers in the city.

After a hot soup, the four of them became familiar with each other, and after chatting for a while, they were taken to the nearby big dung division.

The big dung division doesn't stink, it's a two-story office building, the kind with a separate courtyard.

There was a litter of wolf dogs in the walled yard, and they barked wildly when they saw a few people.

Seeing this, Wu Yuankui walked over and kicked the big dog that pounced and was about to bite with a sharp kick.

The other guard is named Bai Zibiao, who is also a person with kung fu, who is taught to open the mountain gate and learn to open the mountain.

The big dog was kicked to the ground by Wu Yuankui at the foot of Nanshan, wailing on the ground, and soon several people quickly ran out of the room on the first floor.

Seeing the clothes worn by Wu Yuankui and Bai Zibiao, these people couldn't care about the dogs.

One person quickly went to appease the big dogs and puppies barking around him, and put them all in a cage, while the other people came to Wang Lanling.

Tian Yuanfang walked over, clenched his fists and said, "In Xia Tian Yuanfang, I don't know how many people are?" ”

Wu Yuankui also clenched his fists and said: "We are on an errand in the county government, this is your new director, our master and master asked us to escort him over, and we will bring the documents and official seals later." ”

Bai Zibiao took out his ID from the pocket in his arms, a bronze medal printed with traditional characters.

Tian Yuanfang heard that it was the leader that the county lord and the master had agreed, and quickly said to Wang Lanling: "Humble Tian Yuanfang, he is currently the position of temporary director, my lord, if you have something, just give orders." ”

Wang Lanling didn't know what to do, and Gao Shaohan and the three of them sent Wang Lanling here and went back to work.

After being invited to the office on the second floor by Tian Yuanfang, Wang Lanling felt that it was not bad, with a stove and desk, a bed, and a bathroom inside, it was a mansion!

Tian Yuanfang said: "My lord, I'll let someone light the stove." ”

Wang Lanling continued to look at the room, and after hearing it, he said, "If it's troublesome, forget it." ”

Tian Yuanfang quickly said: "Don't bother, don't bother, the stove downstairs is hot, take a piece of hot coal." ”

This is strange, Wang Lanling asked: "What does the big dung division usually do?" ”

Tian Yuanfang didn't dare to hide it, and told everything again.

"The big dung division is to manage the dung affairs of the county, and the dung fields of each family are owned by the imperial court, and our big dung division is to take these things back from each family."

"People in nearby towns and villages will send people to transport those dung pieces back, and we don't have anything to do, except for inspection, no one puts them on the pipes, that is, whoever has more things, we will let people go over to pick them up."

"There is also the fact that the imperial court also needs to use some goods to fertilize the fields, and some people are in a hurry when they have more things at home, how to use it, how to use it, it depends on your arrangement."

"Every month, those big families will pay a little money, and we will hand over part of it to the county government, and the rest will ...... I'll just look at it myself, buy some tables and chairs or something. ”

Wang Lanling thought about it carefully and found that this was a unique ...... What's that?

It seems that I can even manage the toilet at my own house now......

As long as no one is arranged to go over to pull the goods, the other party can only leave them at home, and daring to smuggle is a waste of state property.

It's a little too fucking feudal, isn't it?