391. On August 29, the second year, the golden wind and jade dew met
The next day, Song Beiyun took leave directly, not because of the severity of the injury, but because he looked like a zebra and couldn't see anyone.
And this leave, Yan Shu and Zhao Xuan sneaked outside his house early the next morning, and climbed into the house from the backyard wall with great difficulty.
But as soon as he came down, Yan Shu's feet were clamped by the beast trap placed under the courtyard wall, although it was not an iron clip and no iron teeth, but the strength was not small, Zhao Xuan and the two of them wasted their strength for a long time and failed to break the clip, in desperation, Zhao Xuan had to go to the house for help, but he didn't take two steps, he was also bitten by a clip on the leg.
"Damn it!"
Zhao Xuan sat on the ground and waited for someone to rescue, and then stared at Yan Shu like this.
"Say, who is going to cage in your yard?" Zhao Xuan shook his fan and scolded and said, "This is not like a person!" ”
Yan Shu was not surprised, he felt that this kind of thing was indeed something that Song Gou would do, and he was not surprised at all, but he was a little embarrassed to be caught here.
"Help!"
Zhao Xuan shouted a few times in despair, and a few guards outside hurriedly rushed down from the wall, and then there was a crackling sound, and four or five people were caught by the clip.
Although this thing is not iron, but the top is actually reinforced with iron wire, and the idle sword can't be cut, and once it is closed, there will be a lock automatically locked, and there will be an iron chain bolted to several piles at the end, the iron chain is as thick as a child's arm, and it can't be cut at all, and a few wooden stakes are just outside the range of the sword, obviously it feels like it's in front, but no matter which direction it will be stuck in the foot and neck, the subtlety is a little subtle.
"This bastard!" Zhao Xuan opened his mouth and scolded: "This clip is clearly used to clamp people!" ”
"Official, I think someone must have climbed over the wall twice in three days, otherwise he would not have bothered to do this if he was so lazy."
Zhao Xuan was speechless for a while, looking at the locked guards around him, he sighed, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Song Beiyun! You come out for Lao Tzu! ”
Song Beiyun didn't sleep until the third watch, and was beaten into a zebra again, and now he was angry, which was shouted by Zhao Xingsheng, he only wore a vest and big pants and walked over angrily, but as soon as he walked to the backyard, he found that a group of people were caught in the clip, but he couldn't help laughing.
He laughed out loud, and Zhao Xing just wanted to scold, but when he looked up, he saw the horizontal and vertical appearance of Song Beiyun in front of him, and he was like a raccoon cat in the palace, and he had already burst out laughing before he could say a word.
He laughed, Yan Shu laughed too, and the guards around him didn't dare to laugh because they couldn't hold back their laughter, but they all dared to bury their heads in their knees, and their bodies trembled.
"Also...... Don't open it for me yet! Zhao Xuan laughed so much that he lost his soul, and he was a little unfavorable when he spoke: "Hurry up!" ”
Song Beiyun secretly took a sip, reflexively went back to the house to get the keys, and opened the clips on their feet one by one.
"Are you sick?" Zhao Xing rubbed his feet and neck: "There are so many animal traps hanging in your yard? ”
"Recently, there have always been night thieves sneaking over the wall, and I think that if I have a female dependent at home, I can go a little bit."
Zhao Xuan snorted, and walked to the middle of the house with his hands behind his back: "I still look down on your female dependents?" ”
"I didn't say it was you, there was someone else." Song Beiyun muttered: "Why don't you knock on the door early in the morning, why do you run in?" ”
"Knock on the door and you're sure you won't open it." Yan Shu smiled: "I think it's like going out to heal your wounds, and you won't be able to see you." ”
Hearing this, Zhao Xuan looked at Song Beiyun's whip marks again, and burst out laughing again, although he blocked his mouth with a fan, but that smile was undeceiving.
"I promise you ten days off." Zhao Xuan patted Song Beiyun's shoulder: "It's really miserable." ”
Xiao Song sighed and led the two of them to the lobby, because there was no one at home, if Xiao Song was there, Xiao Song would be dry, if he wasn't there, Qiao Qiao and Qiaoyun would help Zhang Luo, today Qiao Qiao was in the R&D department, and the others followed Zuo Rou to the palace to see the queen and the queen, Jin Ling'er didn't count on it, she ran to the palace early in the morning to cry to the old lady...... So in a huge room, there is only one Miss Chicken King left, and Miss Chicken King will never get up if she doesn't sleep until the afternoon.
"You don't want to settle a subordinate here? The dignified official body actually has to boil water and pour tea by himself? Yan Shu watched Song Beiyun walk in with a teapot: "It's not a formality." ”
Zhao Xing also nodded and said, "That's the truth, is it that I don't allow it or you can't afford it?" ”
"Nope." Song Beiyun shook his head: "I have too many secrets here, even if I leak a little, it will cause big trouble, and on weekdays, there are a few henchmen guarding around, and today you also saw it, just a group of pigs." ”
The courtyards at the door lowered their heads in shame, they didn't expect to be caught by the bamboo clips, which was a big shame.
"In this way, Uncle Tong, you will also disperse the people in the family." Zhao Xing nodded and said, "You learn from others." ”
Yan Shu: "??? ”
"He doesn't care, he knows something. You see, he's eating like a pig these days. Song Beiyun said angrily: "Look at that look like the brain is full of fat." ”
"Why are you swearing?" Yan Shu straightened up: "It's just that you're a little fat, it'll be fine in a few days." ”
Song Beiyun didn't bother to pay attention to him, just sat there and took a sip of tea, then raised his head slightly and said, "The official family is not here today just to see the jokes of the ministers, right?" ”
"I didn't mean anything else, I just came to see if you were dead, but I never thought you had become such a ghost."
Zhao Xing smiled: "As for the rest, it's just for you to prepare, and then we will have a meeting after Chongyang." ”
"I still need to take the test?" Song Beiyun spread out his hands: "Isn't it the champion after the exam?" Who else could be better than me? ”
Yan Shu rolled his eyes: "Arrogance." ”
"The questioners of this session are Lord Ding of Dali Temple, Lord Zhang of the Ministry of Industry, Lord Huang of the Ministry of Rites, and Lord Prince Shaobao Yu, right?" Song Beiyun smiled: "Guess what their questions will be?" How? Want me to hit the triple dollar? ”
Song Beiyun's self-confidence is not unreasonable, at this point, the questions are no longer purely for the exam, there must be political considerations, if Song Beiyun wants to take the exam, what will the questions of these people look like, Song Beiyun can still be unclear? Later, when it came to the palace examination, the champion was also competing between him and Yan Shu, and it was a rule for the champion to enter the Hanlin, but now their responsibilities did not allow them to be the Hanlin.
"Well, that's what I'm saying, then you two don't take the test. Then on the eighth day of October, at the ceremony of choosing sons-in-law between Song and Liao, you should make some plans. When Zhao Xuan said this, he looked at Song Beiyun: "Did you hear that?" ”
"Got it."
And Yan Shu sighed: "Anyway, it's all a matter of no ministers?" ”
"Not really." Zhao Xuan picked up the teacup and took a breath: "Five days later, you need to go to Liao to supervise the economic and trade between Song and Liao, and this will be about half a year." ”
"Isn't there a ready-made one?"
"He can't come back if he goes!" Zhao Xing frowned and said: "Do you think I don't know if it's appropriate for him to go, but if he really lets him go to Liao, it will be really troublesome." ”
Song Beiyun nodded lightly, if he goes to the Liao Kingdom, I'm afraid there will really be no way to come back, Buddha Baonu tries every means to leave him in the Liao Kingdom even if he breaks his legs, Song Beiyun must not doubt that the round-faced little tiger tooth can do it, that guy will do anything for the throne.
Don't believe it, if Song Beiyun agreed to go to Liao with her that night, she would be able to strip off her clothes on the spot and pout herself on the bed and hand herself over to Xiao Song, this kind of thing has nothing to do with love for her, only about interests.
As for her sweetheart, for her, even if she killed that sweetheart for Song Beiyun, it was just a sad thing for a while.
This is the real royalty, and the royalty as it is known.
And Song Beiyun didn't dare to ask her for anything, because the more tolerant the round-faced little tiger tooth is now, the more cruel she will be after she ascends the throne in the future.
"You don't blame me, do you?" Zhao Xuan suddenly turned his head to look at Song Beiyun: "I told you, Jin Ling'er and Xiao Wan'er, you can only choose one." ”
Song Beiyun sat there with a solemn expression: "Fortunately, you didn't let Jin Ling'er drain the child." ”
"That can't be." Zhao Xing shook his head and said: "I can't do that kind of thing, I have also figured it out, if I am really so unscrupulous, then one day I will be hung on the city gate by the capable ministers under my hands." If you don't have the strategy of the Qin Emperor and the Han Dynasty, you can learn the eternal benevolence and righteousness of Xuande. Song Gou, you tell you the truth, have you already choreographed my fate a few times in your heart? ”
"Not really, because I know what kind of person you are, but what about those clansmen in your family......"
Zhao Xuan shuddered, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't think about it!" You rebellious dog, if you change people, you will be enough to punish the nine clans. ”
"Hey, be reasonable. Let me ask you, if my cub was killed before he was born, would you still talk to me about loyalty to the country? If you are afraid of me, you will either exile me to a corner as soon as possible, and if you are not afraid, let me be safe, I like to be safe and stable. ”
Zhao Xing's expression changed as he sat there, and Yan Shu was so anxious that his face was sweating, where is this what a courtier can say to the emperor, this is obviously to blackmail the king, this person is crazy! Must be crazy......
"I know." Zhao Xuan stood up and pointed at Song Beiyun: "Lao Tzu wants to dominate the Central Plains." ”
"Okay."
"Lao Tzu wants to be the first emperor of the ages!"
"Okay."
"Lao Tzu wants to let the flag of the Great Song Dynasty be planted in all corners of the world!"
"Okay."
The three good words made Zhao Xing's emotions excited, and he took a deep breath: "You don't need to plant a crooked neck tree, right?" ”