Volume 1 Through the Tang Dynasty Chapter 58 Bitter Meat Trick
Lu Xiaoxian was in the guest room, but saw Feng Man push the door in. She didn't say a word, just stared at Lu Xiaoxian coldly.
Seeing Feng Man, Lu Xiaoxian suddenly came to his senses.
He hurriedly stood up and said to Feng Man with a smile: "Man'er, I was thinking about you, you came!" ”
Feng Man couldn't help but clench her fists, and she felt her eyelids jump.
Lu Xiaoxian showed an exaggerated expression on his face: "You know what? If your eyes blink, I'll die, and if your eyes blink again, I'll come back to life, and your eyes keep blinking and blinking, and I'll die and come back to life!"
Cheeky and laughing in front of Feng Man, Lu Xiaoxian tried this method a lot, but this time it didn't work.
Feng Man's face was as cold as ice, and he said hatefully: "You can use this to deceive the green kite, I can't afford it!" ”
Hearing Feng Man mention the green kite, Lu Xiaoxian couldn't help but "chuckle" in his heart: it must be Feng Yuanyi who betrayed himself, this kid is really unreliable.
There may be several women who don't eat in this world, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.
There is no doubt that Von Man is here to find trouble.
"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" Feng Man's words were ruthless, "From now on, you are you, I am me, just as we have never known!" Okay, I'm leaving! ”
With that, Feng Man resolutely turned around and left!
What to do?
Lu Xiaoxian's brain is running fast, and there will definitely be a way for a woman's heart to be needled.
At this time, the most important thing is to be calm, and never lose your sense of proportion because of the blow. How could Lu Xiaoxian let his efforts come to naught, and he couldn't tolerate letting Xie Yunxuan take the lead.
After a few breaths, Lu Xiaoxian frowned, and then he took it to heart.
He shouted at Feng Man's back: "Man'er, you wait first!" ”
Feng Man stopped, but did not turn around.
Lu Xiaoxian said with a sad face, "Since you know everything, I won't explain." Although I have something to hide, I am sorry for you after all! Although I don't want to lose you, I respect your choice! Before you leave, I just want to say a few words from my heart to you! ”
"If you have anything to say, say it quickly!"
Feng Man still didn't turn around, but Lu Xiaoxian could see that her attitude was still relaxed.
His first trick worked: if Feng Man insisted on leaving, the rest of the trick would not work.
"Man'er, I can feel your heartache, and I can also feel the helplessness that you can't say. Do you know? The more you do this, the more uncomfortable I become! ”
"Are you finished?" Feng Man's voice was still cold.
"Nope!" Lu Xiaoxian continued, "I just want to tell you that after I leave, if you want to cry one day, you must find a way to tell me, even if I can't make you laugh, I can cry with you." ”
This is Lu Xiaoxian's second trick: to use pathos to influence Feng Man.
Von Man did not speak.
"Also, if I'm not mistaken, Wan Guojun is already ready to attack your Feng family. At most, in the next few days, he will definitely make a move. Lu Xiaoxian sighed, "I have already written down how to deal with Wan Guojun." When you get back to the inn, I'll have someone bring it to you!" ”
Lu Xiaoxian's third move is very poisonous: Feng Man is most concerned about the safety of the Feng family, how can he deal with it, it is clearly a plan to delay the army, but he knows that this trick will definitely work.
Lu Xiaoxian covered his face, his voice trembled a little: "Okay, I'm done talking, you can go, I don't blame you!" ”,
By the time he said this, he had already concluded that Feng Man would definitely not leave.
Sure enough, Feng Man slowly turned around and looked at Lu Xiaoxian with a complicated expression.
After a long time, Feng Man asked, "You just said that you have something unspeakable, what is it that is unspeakable?" ”
Lu Xiaoxian was secretly happy in his heart: I'm just waiting for you to ask this!
"Alas! I'm not afraid of your jokes! Lu Xiaoxian looked helpless, "In my master's sect, my master loves me the most." In contrast, Senior Brother Yun Xuan was left out in the cold. So, he's always been dissatisfied with me! ”
Lu Xiaoxian's biggest advantage is that he can tell lies as if they were true. Now, he did everything he could to make Feng Man change his mind. As for splashing dirty water on Xie Yunxuan, it was actually quite unkind. But from ancient times to the present, it has become a big thing, and Lu Xiaoxian did not hesitate at all, so he dug a dark pit for Xie Yunxuan.
"What's your teacher's name?" Feng Man asked.
"Master has explained that our master can't tell others. It's hard to disobey the teacher's fate, Man'er, please forgive me, I can't tell you! ”
Feng Man nodded in understanding.
"I finished my studies and went down the mountain, but the master didn't worry about me, so he asked the senior brother to follow me. After leaving Master, Senior Brother poured out all his long-suppressed resentment on me! Lu Xiaoxian's eyes were a little red, "He forced me to compete with him again and again, if I didn't comply, he would bring out the master to press me." The incident with the young kite girl is because he forced me to compete with him! ”
"He's forcing you to compete?" Feng Man frowned.
"Yes!" Lu Xiaoxian said sadly and indignantly, "The competition conditions he set are to rely on his personal ability to see who gets the favor of the green kite girl first!" If I lose, I'll have to kneel down and kowtow to him! Although I was extremely reluctant, I had to fight with all my strength for the sake of dignity! ”
Lu Xiaoxian said that he was both tragic and tragic, just like the autopsy report, it seems that there is no one in the world who is more miserable than him.
Before he knew it, he had used the fourth trick: the bitter meat trick.
Lu Xiaoxian used the bitter meat meter freely, and the drama tension was very strong. Of course, this requires both eloquence and a talent for acting.
"And then?" Feng Man couldn't help but ask.
Lu Xiaoxian lowered his head: "Then, I won Senior Brother Yunxuan again and won the favor of the Green Kite Girl!" ”
Feng Man snorted coldly: "So, you will do what you want, and lie in the gentle tent of the green kite girl every day?" ”
Lu Xiaoxian raised his head violently: "You are wrong!" I have nothing with her, I'm doing it to save people! ”
"Saving people? Who to save? Von Man was confused.
"Qing Kite told me that Tan Ruyi has coveted her beauty for a long time, and she does not sell her body when she buys art, and she is unwilling to associate with him. Tan Ruyi released his words, and he wanted to rob her for the night within three days. She is just a woman, but she would rather die than be tainted by Tan Ruyi. She happened to meet me, and in desperation, she begged me to try to save her! Lu Xiaoxian made a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, "In this case, how can I retreat?" I'm going to back down, am I still a man? So, I stayed in her house every day, waiting for Tan Ruyi to come. ”
Feng Man's sympathy overflowed, she originally thought that all the women in the Qinglou were the masters who saw money, but she didn't expect the Qingyu to be so loyal and unyielding. At the same time, Lu Xiaoxian's image in her eyes suddenly became much taller.
Sure enough, Tan Ruyi, the bastard, attacked the green kite. I knocked his men back and warned him that the kite's was my woman, and told him to stay away from the kite! In the end, Tan Ruyi had no choice but to leave in disgrace. Because I saved the kite, she decided to repay me with her body. The gentleman does not take advantage of the danger of others, and I rejected her in a straight way. My mission has been accomplished, and I haven't been to the Qinglou since I left that day. If you don't believe me, you can ask! ”
Feng Man raised his eyebrows and said: "I know very well when it comes to Ruyi's virtue, how can he stop so easily?" ”
"You forgot? I've got his handle in my hands! If he insists on coming nonsense, I will go to the supervising imperial history to expose and sue his brother about the siege of the yamen, in order to protect the green kite, I will let it go! Speaking of this, Lu Xiaoxian said with a wry smile, "The inside and outside people don't know at all, and the good deeds are spread falsely, and I have become a heinous womanizer!" ”
No need to ask, Lu Xiaoxian launched the fifth trick of the climax: pretending to be pitiful.
When he said this, Lu Xiaoxian showed that even if he was wronged, he would still be strong.
Because you care, you will think more, and you will have the so-called suspicion. Lu Xiaoxian knew very well that after listening to these pitiful and caring words, Feng Man would definitely relent, and her suspicions would soon disappear.
Sure enough, Feng Man lowered his face and whispered to Lu Xiaoxian: "It's me who blames you, I'm sorry!" ”
"Yay! It worked! Lu Xiaoxian shouted happily in his heart.
He sighed, life is really not easy, if you don't have superb acting skills, you will be cut today.
"Alas!" Feng Man sighed, "Qing Kite is a good girl, you have to be responsible for her!" ”
Listening to Feng Man's words, Lu Xiaoxian was speechless.
This is the way the world is, men's responsibilities are always overwhelming, and sometimes you don't understand why you should be responsible, but you have to be responsible.
Seeing that Lu Xiaoxian stopped talking, Feng Man couldn't help but ask, "Can you chant the poem you made for the green kite girl to me?" ”
Now that Feng Man has forgiven him, can he still say no?
Listening to Lu Xiaoxian's plagiarized poems from later generations, Feng Man couldn't help but be stupid. Sure enough, it is a quatrain for the ages, no wonder the green kite will promise him a body.
Seeing Feng Man's appearance, Lu Xiaoxian couldn't help but sigh. Men's romance is the means, while women's romance is nature, and Feng Man, as a woman, is certainly no exception.
"Man'er, there is one more thing, I have to tell you, otherwise I won't be able to eat or sleep!" Lu Xiaoxian period Ai Ai Dao.
Obviously, Feng Man was in a good mood at this time, and she smiled: "What's the matter, you can say it!" ”
"This has something to do with you, I said you are not allowed to be angry!" Lu Xiaoxian deliberately hung Feng Man's appetite.
"You say, I'm not angry!"
"Actually, I contacted you because of Senior Brother Yun Xuan!" Lu Xiaoxian said cautiously.
Feng Man's eyes widened: "Could it be that he forced you to compete again!" ”
Lu Xiaoxian nodded.
The pit dug for Xie Yunxuan before was slightly bigger by Lu Xiaoxian.
He actually became a bargaining chip for the competition between their senior brothers and sisters, and after listening to Lu Xiaoxian's words, Feng Man's mood suddenly became bad again.
Self-assertive cheer-up, self-assertion depression, this is a woman.