After nightfall, Yongzhou is still lively.

Especially outside the Chunshui Building, the voices of people are boiling, and there is an endless stream of people coming in and out.

The scenery in the building is slightly different from a few days ago, the pink curtain that originally hung on the platform on the second floor has disappeared, and the beautiful women in colorful robes are still there, but the sound of the guzheng in the curtain is missing, and it is slightly thinner.

There were a lot of people reading under the platform, looking up, and sighing.

"What? Gone? ”

An abrupt roar rang out from the hall, and everyone looked sideways.

Only then did I find that there were two big men in gorgeous costumes sitting in the corner of the hall, one of them looked very ugly, and he was as fat as a ball.

The most terrible thing is his obscene eyes, and when he speaks, he still glances at the women around him, quite satisfied.

That's what he said.

Seeing that everyone in the hall looked at him, he not only did not have stage fright, but became more excited: "Uncle, I am here for Miss Wan'er, otherwise who will come to this broken place where birds don't?" ”

took a sip, and said fiercely: "You dare to tell the uncle that he is not there?" Is it a big bully and looks down on the uncle? ”

The woman next to her said with a smile: "What did the uncle say?" With such an honorable guest as the uncle, it is too late for us to welcome him, so how can we look down on him? ”

He said so on his lips, but in his heart he poured bitter water.

After the ugly fat man entered the door, he glanced at it casually, his hands were not honest, and he groped for himself.

As a result, he touched it well, but he came out like this, I don't know what kind of trouble this is!

"Then hurry up and call Miss Wan'er out for the uncle!"

The ugly fat man took out a silver ticket from his arms and smashed it on the table, yelling: "Uncle is not bad for money!" ”

The woman smiled, but her eyes lit up, and she secretly slandered: So rich, why didn't you know to give some when you touched someone just now?

There was a lot of movement here, and someone went to inform the bustard.

After a few moments, the bustard rushed over.

looked at the two of them, glanced at the silver ticket on the table again, and said with a smile: "Uncle has something, just tell the old body, as long as the old body can do it, he will definitely do his best!" ”

"Madam, this is my friend from Jingzhou, and I want to meet Miss Wan'er!"

The man next to the ugly fat man is also a huge ugly person, and the difference between him and the ugly fat man is that he is much taller.

When the others looked at their appearances, they couldn't help but "hiss" and took a cool breath: It's really ugly!

"Hey, that's right, you're the old Jingzhouer! It's very authentic! ”

The crappy Jingzhou dialect came out of the ugly fat man's mouth.

Regardless of the dynasty or generation, regional discrimination exists.

The rich look down on the poor, and the local look down on the foreign, and everywhere.

And the people of Jingzhou, who are at the feet of the Son of Heaven, undoubtedly stand at the top of this chain of contempt.

So although the fat man is ugly and rude, when he reported his identity as a native of Jingzhou, he still attracted everyone's attention.

Especially the old bustard, bowing his head and waist, with a respectful attitude.

"This uncle, I'm really embarrassed, Wan'er is not from Yongzhou in the first place, and she only came here for a few days, and she left early yesterday morning!"

The bustard also smiled and apologized.

"Are you really gone?"

The old bustard nodded, "Yes! How dare you deceive our uncle from Jingzhou? ”

"That's it", the ugly fat man was comfortable, and continued: "Since Miss Wan'er is not here, then call Ah Kun Gongzi!" ”

Speaking of Ah Kun Gongzi, the ugly fat man looked intoxicated.

"I happened to hear Ah Kun Gongzi's spring water words in Jingzhou, and I was really shocked! In my opinion, uncle, the talent of Ah Kun Gongzi has surpassed our Jingzhou Song Gongzi! ”

"Shhh

Ah Kun Gongzi's spring water words are excellent, and some people have compared him with Song Jimao, the son of Song University Scholars, but that is just what they said in private, and now even the people of Jingzhou themselves have said so, it seems that Ah Kun Gongzi's talent is indeed high!

"So when the uncle came to Yongzhou, in addition to wanting to see Miss Wan'er, he also wanted to see Ah Kun's son! After all, we are all readers, and it's great to learn from each other. ”

"Uh..."

The crowd was amazed.

He... Turned out to be a reader?

Still fighting?

Are you sure you're learning poetry?

All the scholars in the hall bowed their heads, and for the first time felt that this name had brought them not glory, but shame!

Shame and companionship!

After listening to his words, the old bustard was ossified again.

After a while, he sneered and said, "Uncle, I'm really embarrassed, the old body of Ah Kun Gongzi has only seen him twice, how can I find it for the uncle?" ”

"Fart! I've only seen it twice, can Gongzi Ah Kun leave this kind of masterpiece to you Chunshui Building? ”

The ugly fat man has a short temper and scolds him if he doesn't agree.

The old bustard was very aggrieved, and he didn't dare to fight back, so he could only explain resignedly: "It's true, this spring water song, the old body spent fifty taels of silver to buy it from Ah Kun Gongzi!" ”

"Fart! Where are the people of my generation who love money? You old bustard, don't arrange us pretentious and suave readers! ”

Reader: "......"

After the ugly fat man finished speaking, he grabbed the wine bowl on the table and put it in his mouth.

"Poof!"

Without warning, the ugly fat man only took a sip of wine, and then it all squirted out, and the hapless old bustard was standing in front of him, impartially sprayed all over his face.

The old bustard felt aggrieved: I was actually given a face...

She is not allowed to think about it, and chaos arises again!

"Bang Bang!"

After spraying the wine, it was not enough, the ugly fat man directly threw the wine bowl on the ground, and then grabbed the remaining two wine bowls on the table and snapped them together.

"What kind of bullshit is this? Afraid that the uncle has no money? Hurry up and serve ice wine to the uncle! ”

"Uncle, what is ice wine?"

The old bustard wiped the undried wine on his face and asked cautiously.

"I don't even know about ice wine? How did you open this shop? ”

The ugly fat man was very disgusted, but when he talked about ice wine, he looked radiant again: "Hey, our old Jingzhouer, these dog days are just such a sip of ice wine!" Take the wine to the ice and take it out when it's time to drink it, and take a sip like this, hey, guess what? ”

"What's wrong?"

Everyone was curious.

"Hey, that's a tunnel! I'm used to drinking ice wine, and I can't swallow this non-ice wine in one gulp! ”

After the ugly fat man finished speaking, everyone became more interested in the ice wine he said.

Only the woman who had been touched twice by him just now hid to the side, puzzled:

He drank a lot of this wine just now, huh?

Why didn't you say it at that time?

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