Chapter 123: Drunk Bad
It is really difficult to find a poem temporarily, and it must also be in line with the identity of a child at this time.
If you want to talk about Mid-Autumn Festival poems, the first thing that comes to mind is naturally "Water Tune Song Head", but even if it is memorized, who would think that it was written by the prince?
For eight-year-old children, the first four sentences of "Gulang Moon Xing" are more appropriate.
Bang Bang Bang!
A loud high-five rang out, Wei Zheng stood up from his seat, bowed and saluted: "His Royal Highness the Prince's poems, although there are no flowery rhetoric, are very practical and full of childlike fun. Imagine when I was young, didn't I also call the moon a white jade plate. ”
Wei Zheng's comments ushered in a chorus of response, and it was already very good that the eight-year-old prince could make such a poem. And judging from the way the prince thought hard when he first stood up just now, it is estimated that he still came up with it, which is rare.
In this piece of harmony, Wei Zheng bowed down again and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, since even the eight-year-old Royal Highness the Crown Prince can make good poems, Weichen feels that composing poems is probably like this, and it is not a difficult task. He Changzong was promoted because of his poetry, and in this case, my official position in the Tang Dynasty would be too cheap. ”
Li Shimin shook his head helplessly, and He Changzong's face was miserable.
From the moment Wei Zheng stood up, it showed that this matter could not be passed easily. If it weren't for the prince who also wrote a poem, I'm afraid that Old Man Wei's words would be a little more ugly, and maybe the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet would have turned into a quarrel between the imperial doctor and the emperor.
Covering his forehead and waving his hand, Li Shimin said helplessly: "He Changzong, you also heard, since Wei Zheng is reluctant to let you go, you can continue to stay in the Yushitai." Come on, dance music continue! ”
He Changzong returned to his seat with a regretful face, and before Wei Zheng left, he bowed to Li Chengqian before turning around and leaving.
Li Chengqian touched his nose and returned to his seat.
As soon as they sat down, Li Gang and Gao Shilian smiled.
After taking a sip of wine, Li Gang said: "Boy, you still have to learn more about observing words and feelings." If you hadn't gone out to help just now, Wei Zheng and the emperor would probably have quarreled. When you are older, you will have to follow the court to watch the government, although it is one of the responsibilities of the prime minister to reconcile the relationship between the hundred officials and the emperor, and you are the same as the prince. ”
Gao Shilian said helplessly: "Although the emperor ordered that no flattering words should be offered, he really likes this." He Changzong's choice is really timely, the Mid-Autumn Festival feast, and the poems are offered, and if he is promoted because of this, no one will say much. It's just that this guy underestimates his top boss! ”
Having said that, there is nothing to do, whether it is Li Gang or Li Chengqian, they all know that this official named He Changzong is afraid that he will have a hard time in the future. As long as you shoot the emperor's sycophants once, you will be labeled as "lucky" and abandoned by your colleagues. What's more, he took a risk this time, even if he offended Wei Zheng, and Yushitai no longer had a place for him.
After He Changzong's stirring up like this, the ministers who originally planned to compose poetry chose to keep silent, leaving a soft dance.
It's just eating and it's not interesting to go on. Li Gang wiped his beard clean, got up with Li Chengqian's support, and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, the old minister is not strong enough to drink, and he is already drunk, so I beg Your Majesty to allow him to leave early." ”
Li Shimin got up and said anxiously: "In this case, I will send someone to send Master Li back." ”
Li Gang shook his head, stretched out his hand and pressed on Li Chengqian's shoulder, and the old and the young left the Lizheng Hall step by step.
After walking out of the temple gate, I immediately felt that the air was much better.
Li Chengqian smiled and said, "Master Li, the two of us can be regarded as absconding halfway." It's good to have you as a shield, otherwise the kid would have to survive in it. ”
Sitting on the wheelchair pushed by the guard, Li Gang smiled slightly: "This is the benefit of being old, you wait a minute, it is estimated that there are still people behind us." ”
Sure enough, after a while, two more people in the hall left the table.
When he got closer, Li Chengqian found out that these two people turned out to be Gao Shilian and the eldest grandson Wuji.
But that's right, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty are the only ones who are qualified to leave the banquet in the middle of the emperor's banquet and take one person away.
Getting closer, Gao Shilian spoke: "The old thief is cunning, and he actually left the table halfway, but fortunately, he still knows how to wait for the old man." How's that, ready for wine? ”
Li Gang laughed: "Fortunately, the old man has prepared some, otherwise you will really be caught, come and come, and go to the East Palace to get drunk!" ”
Two old guys, one walking and the other pushing a wheelchair, walked in front while laughing and scolding.
Li Chengqian glanced at the eldest grandson Wuji, and the uncle and nephew could only follow honestly.
This is the time that belongs only to the two old men, and the two of them can only watch from behind, and cannot mix in.
During the Mid-Autumn Festival, there are naturally activities in the East Palace.
Unlike the solemn harem, the palace maids and eunuchs in the East Palace, including the guards, are a bit out of character.
There is a banquet in the Lizheng Palace, and there is also one in the East Palace.
Although they are not as good as the delicacies of the mountains and seas at the state banquet of the Lizheng Palace, they are also happy.
Seeing that the eunuchs actually set the table to eat, the eldest grandson Wuji was furious, and pointed to the eunuchs and palace maids who were kneeling on the ground nervously and said, "What kind of system! What a system! It seems that the prince lacks discipline for you on weekdays! Having a feast and having fun, is this the attitude of your slaves? Outrageous! ”
Seeing that the eldest grandson Wuji was furious, Li Chengqian looked at Li Gang nervously.
At this time, only the old gentleman can control the field.
Li Gang smiled slightly, pushed the wheelchair and walked in front of the eldest grandson Wuji.
Seeing Li Gang, the eldest grandson Wuji hurriedly put down his hand, pointing out that the old gentleman was very rude.
Coughing lightly, Li Gang said: "Auxiliary, you are too angry." What does it mean to be negligent? The East Palace is not a harem, there is a wall separating it, and that is two worlds. In the East Palace, it is the crown prince who is in charge. Whatever rules the prince set, that is what kind of rules.
You only saw their scattered scenes, but do you know that there is not even a trace of dust to be found everywhere in the East Palace now. The cleaning rules set by the eunuchs and palace ladies are to wipe the room with a white rag without any stains. It's so clean, do you dare to say that the harem can be compared? ”
"This...."
The eldest grandson Wuji didn't expect that Li Gang would stand up and help these palace maids and eunuchs speak, and besides, wipe the house with a white rag without a single stain? Can the East Palace be so clean?
Seeing the suspicion of the eldest grandson Wuji, Li Chengqian took out a handkerchief from his arms and handed it over, saying, "If your uncle is suspicious, you can try it." The palace maids and eunuchs of the East Palace are not as lazy as you think! ”
Looking at the handkerchief, the eldest grandson Wuji was in a dilemma.
Whether he takes it or not, he can be regarded as really interfering in the affairs of the East Palace. I drank a lot of wine in the Lizheng Hall today, so when I saw the banquet in the East Palace, a nameless fire was born. Anger is anger, but really interfering in the affairs of the East Palace is not a good thing for him, a foreign minister. It's not good, the impeachment by the official is light.
A slap slapped on the head of the eldest grandson Wuji.
Gao Shilian said helplessly: "If you eat too much wine, be honest, what are you doing when you are angry with the palace maid and eunuch in the East Palace!" That's it, you better go back, the old man doesn't need you to accompany you. ”
With Gao Shilian's rescue, the eldest grandson Wuji simply went down the slope.
Arching his hand, the eldest grandson Wuji said with a smile: "Master Li, the auxiliary machine may have really drunk too much, so let's leave." ”
After speaking, the eldest grandson Wuji turned around and left.
The big hand that had just slapped on the head of the eldest grandson Wuji slapped Li Chengqian's shoulder again. Gao Shilian advised: "Prince, although the East Palace is your place, you can't be too nonsense. The servants set the table for a banquet, and the outsiders learned how to get it. Remember, don't do that again. ”
Li Chengqian hurriedly agreed.
With a wave of his hand, he asked the palace maids and eunuchs who were kneeling on the ground to get up and tell them to prepare the banquet. Leaving the venue halfway today, it seems that the two old men don't plan to stop there, and want to drink a little more.
The banquet was set, and what worried Li Chengqian was that what was put on the table was actually the high-grade wine that the old gentleman himself had "hidden".
Although the two of them drink in a small cup, it is really inappropriate for an elderly person to drink like this!
Frightened to the side, Li Chengqian made up his mind that even if he was scolded, he would find the right time to persuade the two to stop drinking.
One person poured a glass of wine, Li Gang first raised his glass and sighed: "Feng Deyu is only in his sixties, and he passed away. Those who are over half a hundred years old are only Xiao Yu and Kong Yingda, and there are a few of you. ”
After speaking, the old gentleman took a drink.
Gao Shilian also drank the wine in the cup, and said with emotion: "Feng Deyu, this guy, has no shortage of talents, but he is a little annoying for others. In the court, whenever Xiao Yu has a vote, he will definitely oppose it, whether it is right or wrong. Actually, it's just to fight for a breath. But as a result, this bastard is fighting back and forth, but he can't compete with Lao Xiao in terms of longevity. Man, what's the use of fighting for the moment! ”
After speaking, the two old men poured a glass of wine to the ground, which can be regarded as a remembrance of the deceased.
After talking about Feng Deyu, he said Li Mi, the two old gentlemen turned the Mid-Autumn Festival into the Qingming Festival.
They are all characters who have become ancient, and although Li Chengqian sits on the side, he is not so boring.
The only way he learned about some things at the end of the Sui Dynasty was through TV series such as "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties". But art is art after all, and it is different from real history.
When talking to the old gentleman about "loyal ministers", Li Chengqian habitually brought out the character of "Wu Jianzhang".
Carrying a mourning stick to the palace to scold the king, this is a loyal minister.
But when the old gentleman asked "who is this" with a puzzled face, he knew that something bad was wrong.
In history, there is no such character at all, it is all made up by some writers of the Sui and Tang Dynasties.
Only by listening to the stories told by the two old gentlemen can we get close to the historical facts.
For example, Li Mi, who joined the Wagang Army, is not a wine bag and rice bag at all as mentioned in the romance. At the end of the Sui Dynasty, how could he be so cowardly. Whether it is leading troops in battle or formulating strategies, Li Mi is a character.
It's just that after surrendering to the Tang Dynasty, he didn't want to be subservient, and he had thoughts that he shouldn't have, and he had a lot of dark about his career.
After drinking glass by glass, Gao Shilian and Li Gang became more and more energetic. From Li Mi to Zhai Rang, and then from Zhai Rang to Yu Culture. No matter what they said, Li Chengqian was so curious that he forgot about persuading him to drink.
In the middle of the moon, the lights on the side of the palace have been extinguished, but the lights on the east palace are still on. Talking at night is already a rare pastime for two older people. They are people who have been through a lot and have too many things to talk to each other. Even if some words have been said before, they will still be nostalgic if they are pulled out.
Li Gang was not strong enough to drink, so he fell asleep on the table, and Gao Shilian didn't last long, and smashed his head into the plate.
It wasn't until the two of them fell asleep that Li Chengqian reacted and instructed the palace maids and eunuchs to settle the two old gentlemen.
Early the next morning, when Li Chengqian finished exercising and came back, Gao Shilian happened to go out with his head covered.
The high-grade liquor steamed by the distillation method is not good at all, and after drinking it, the thief will get on the head, and the next day it will be a headache.
Shaking his head, Gao Shilian smiled at Li Chengqian and said, "I don't want to stay in the East Palace, it's really a shame." Bastard, when the old man saw you sitting on the side, he thought you would persuade us to stop drinking. ”
Li Chengqian said embarrassedly: "Originally, I had such a plan, but seeing that the two of you were chatting energetically, I really couldn't bear to interrupt." When I got to the back, even I was immersed in the past. By the way, you two said last night that Yu Wenshi was beheaded by Dou Jiande, and his head was sent to the Turks, what happened? ”
The old people have a desire to tell stories, and when they saw the prince asking, Gao Shilian was also happy to explain: "Naturally, it was sent to Princess Yicheng of the Eastern Turks. Although Princess Yicheng is a daughter of the clan, she also has the title of official princess, so she naturally resents Yu Wenshi. If it weren't for sending Yuwenshi's head to the Turks and temporarily extinguishing the anger of Princess Yicheng, the Turks would have been mixed up in the Central Plains. Hey, when the internal fight is inserted into it, won't it be more chaotic when the time comes? ”
"Then Princess Yicheng is so powerful? Can even make the Turks send troops? ”
Li Chengqian was very puzzled, after all, she was just a woman, marrying into the Turks, and still reaping the power among the Turks?
Gao Shilian said helplessly: "The Turkic Khan at that time, Shibi, actually had the idea of entering the Central Plains for a long time, even if Yicheng didn't suggest it, he couldn't help but take action." It's just that at that time, in addition to Yu Wenshi's head, Dou Jiande also sent Emperor Yang's Empress Xiao to the Turks. It is rumored that Empress Xiao has the beauty of the world, and because of this, the Turks did not send troops. ”
Tsk, sister-in-law and sister-in-law serve a husband together!
Although I still have gossip thoughts about this paragraph, it is not appropriate to continue to pester my uncle, anyway, it is the same to ask Li Shi.
After sending an escort to escort Gao Shilian back to his home, Li Chengqian pushed open the door of the old man's bedroom.
Gao Shilian had woken up, but the old gentleman was still asleep, and looking at the old gentleman's pale face, Li Chengqian was full of regret.
How can there be an 80-year-old man who drinks and never ends? I knew that even if I was scolded last night, I would have to stop him from drinking. It's good now, I'm drinking badly.
After calling the old gentleman for a long time and getting no response, Li Chengqian reluctantly calmed down and said to Fang Sheng behind him: "Pass the imperial doctor, remember, don't make a noise..."