357, June 28, 2nd year Sunny Who would have thought that this would be the case

"Your Highness actually wants to drink all night with the Qin Cha of the Song Kingdom?"

The hearts of the Liao people who got the news were full of doubts, obviously at noon, His Royal Highness just said a casual go out for a walk, and then suddenly his whereabouts were unknown, and when he got the news, he really wanted to have a drink with that Song Guoqin?

What's wrong with this highness? Everyone in the world knows that how can a prince of one country have a personal relationship with a courtier of another country? This is out of order, and when the time comes, Emperor Song will feel that the Liao people are here to dig the corner, and the allies may be willing to give birth to mustard.

In fact, how could Buddha Baonu not know about this kind of thing, but what can she do? Now her feet are like waste, and it is difficult to get off the ground, what else can she do except use this method to prevaricate the past? I can't let people know that she climbed over the wall and injured her foot.

"Give me back the golden knife!"

"It's obviously a sword, you have to say it's a knife." Song Beiyun took out the sword from the small drawer: "Look, the knife is a blade, and the sword is a two-sided blade, why don't you distinguish between swords?" ”

"You care so much!" Buddha Baonu snatched the golden knife with his hand: "This is my object, don't call it a knife, I just call it a meteor hammer, what can I do?" ”

Okay, the truth is this, there's nothing wrong with it, the thing is someone else's, not to mention the golden knife, even if it's called the electromagnetic railgun, it's her business, it's like naming a child, other people's children call him Li Goudan, Wang Cuihua.

"Speaking of which, I don't understand why you people always wear swords and knives. Why can't you match something else? ”

"With what? Sledgehammer? Buddha Baonu said angrily: "Why do you have so much? ”

"Hey!" Song Beiyun straightened up and slapped the table: "You eat me, drink me, how can you pick up the bowl to eat, put down the chopsticks and scold your mother?" ”

Buddha Baonu pouted and snorted, then thought for a moment and put the last pearl meatball in his mouth.

She doesn't look ugly, but she is really super eating, although Song Beiyun is delicious, but the amount of food is not large, but this aunt ...... The prince's appetite was really good, half a chicken, half a plate of meatballs, a big bowl of soup and a big bowl of cold noodles just entered her stomach in her crepe chewing.

Don't look at the elegance of the food, the frequency is not low at all, and she is still the kind of person who can't say a good word when she eats, obviously she is extremely hostile to Song Beiyun, but the things that can't stand it are delicious......

This emotional tear may make her feel quite screwed herself, so she doesn't feel so happy even if she eats.

In other words, she ate five times the amount of food from Song Beiyun in a not very happy manner, and she also scolded Song Beiyun.

This is typical of the stinky problem that the prince has poured out after a long time, as if everyone in the world has to coax her, even if she has become this virtue, she still looks high.

"The eldest prince, some wine?"

"Don't drink it." Buddha Baonu squinted at Song Beiyun, with deep distrust in his eyes: "I disdain!" ”

"The best Yuhang osmanthus wine, the osmanthus wine of Yuhang Xiaoyao Inn, that is a tribute to the eight classics, put it in the well and chilled it for an afternoon, there are frost flowers hanging outside, you see, you smell, this taste."

Song Beiyun poured the cold wine in the jar into the bowl and put it in front of Buddha Baonu, she glared at Song Beiyun: "Don't drink it." ”

"Don't drink it."

Xiao Song continued to eat meat and drink wine, sitting there enjoying the tranquility of dinner, he didn't care if the Buddha Treasure Slave ate or drank or not, tomorrow morning when she could get off the ground, let her get out of the way earlier, as for the matter of her daughter's body, just follow her, it's a bit boring to break that thing, and maybe it will be contaminated with a commotion.

"Can't you drink cold food?" Song Beiyun suddenly turned his head sideways and looked at Buddha Baonu: "Your body bones seem to be quite weak, yin deficiency." ”

"Nonsense!" Buddha Baonu frowned, gritted his teeth, picked up the wine and drank it all: "Look! ”

"Oh, that's good."

Song Beiyun was lazy to take care of her again, but after a while, the lower abdomen of the eldest prince of Yelu began to twist like a knife, and the pain made her pale and restless.

She held the corner of the table with both hands, and the beads of sweat on her face began to flow down, and she was annoyed in her heart, knowing that she couldn't eat that cold thing in the coming period, but she had to be strong, but now she couldn't say such pain, which made her uncomfortable.

"The eldest prince's feet are very painful?" Song Beiyun picked up the handkerchief and wiped his mouth: "Come on, come on, I'll check your pulse." ”

"Go away!"

Buddha Baonu quickly withdrew his hand: "Don't touch me!" ”

"You don't know what to do, and you still think I can take advantage of you?" Song Beiyun yawned: "Later, I will ask people to prepare bath water for the eldest prince, if your legs and feet are inconvenient, I will reluctantly serve you for a while." ”

"Get out!" Buddha Baonu suddenly shouted: "Who wants you to serve!" Go away! ”

Xiao Song was actually very innocent, and he was suddenly yelled at inexplicably, and the rapid change of this mood in a short period of time made him a little dazed, isn't this normal etiquette? The host helps the guests with inconvenient legs and feet to take a bath or something, where can he lose his temper so much?

But Buddha Baonu didn't bother to say any more, and struggled back to the chaise longue, curled up on it, and covered his stomach with his hands like a big prawn.

"The eldest prince has abdominal pain? Do you want to be convenient? Shall I help you over? If you fall into a dung pit on this hot day, it will be a big problem. Song Beiyun swore that he was really thinking about her, after all, it was very difficult to squat in a thatched house in her current state: "But don't fart, no fart is trustworthy at this time." ”

Buddha Baonu shrank there and was already in pain and was about to cry, the more she listened to Song Beiyun's voice, the more irritated she felt, and after coming and going, she even picked up a fan next to her and threw it over.

The fan hit Song Beiyun's head, and he turned his head, his face full of confusion: "??? ”

"Don't worry about it...... I said don't care about it, you go! There you go! When she was excited, she even cried, and she began to cry with tears in her eyes: "Woo woo......"

"You, you, you......" Song Beiyun, you haven't had anything happen to you for a long time, just scratched your head: "What are you whining......"

Treating such an emotionally broken prince, who was fine just now, suddenly became unreasonable, which made Xiao Song really not know how to deal with it. Although Jin Ling'er is occasionally so unreasonable, her words are honest as long as she is taken to the room for education, and now Xiao Song can't pull the prince of Liao to the room for education, right?

How inappropriate that is.

"His Royal Highness the Prince of Liao, are you taking a bath at night or not? If you don't take a bath, all the sweat on your body today will smell of rust. The humble little Song continued to care online: "With such a posture, it is uncomfortable to sleep." ”

And when Xiao Song came to Buddha Baonu's side, she raised her eyes that were already crying and swollen, and looked at him pitifully: "Let me take a bite, okay?" ”

"You're sick."

Song Beiyun covered his arm and hurriedly jumped to the side: "If you don't take a bath, I'll go, and sometimes you can call me." ”

At this time, Xiao Song is completely convinced, the mental health problems of this Liao woman dressed as a man are very worthy of attention, it is okay if she does not ascend the throne, if she really lets her take charge of the world of Liao in the future, what kind of tyrant will she become, maybe for the sake of eternal youth, she will catch young and beautiful girls everywhere to bathe with their blood or give her beautiful adopted daughter apples soaked in poison, or lock her good-looking goddaughter in the tower and not give her a haircut.

This kind of thing can happen, Song Beiyun instinctively decided to stay away from this pervert, he has not yet developed a rabies vaccine, and now the smallpox vaccine is being developed by the old lady doctor according to Xiao Song's notes, if she bites rabies, the fatality rate is 100%.

Xiao Song left, but the pain of Buddha Baonu was not alleviated, her stomach hurt and her feet hurt, and she was afraid of pain, so she whined vigorously on the recliner while no one was there, and people outside walked by, all discussing whether this place was haunted or haunted.

And Xiao Song, who had been tossed by this strange-tempered prince for an afternoon, was also exhausted and sat in the barrel to relax, with wine and snacks on the chair next to him, and after a few sips and then steamed by the heat, the whole person was happy, and all the limbs and bones were stretched, and the anger and murderous aura of these days disappeared with a pot of cold water and wine.

"Thanks to Lao Tzu, I have been a doctor since I was a child, otherwise I don't know how many nightmares I will have during this time." Song Beiyun leaned there with his eyes closed, and whispered: "Old man, are you still alive, I'm sorry for you, I didn't listen to you to become an official, and I really responded to your words, I really created a killing, and the evil is full of evil......

He has been asking himself several times these days, whether he enjoys the process of killing or not, the answer is obviously no, who in this world does not want to live a little more delicate and beautiful, but what kind of world is this? This is an era when even the emperor has to ponder planting a crooked neck tree in the palace all day long.

Everyone understands the truth of Ning for the Taiping dog, if this is a prosperous era of further study, Song Beiyun will definitely be able to live this life in peace with his own ability, with a lot of wealth, children and grandchildren, and be a happy lazy dog, but this world seems to be unworkable as a lazy dog, the world is dangerous, and if you are not careful, you will be eaten alive.

"Woo ......"

Hearing this whining sound, Song Beiyun immediately woke up from his thoughts, and then listened to the whining sound from far to near, came to the door, and began to bang the door.

"I'm in so much pain...... You come out and help me! Hurry up! ”

Xiao Song sighed deeply and stood up helplessly: "It's coming, it's coming." ”