"Ahem, ahem... What did you just say? ”

"The thousand-year-old snake gall stewed in realgar wine, boiled seventy-seven forty-nine... No, for four hours, this soup should only be in the sky, how many times can I find it in the world! ”

"Jade Squire, are you alright?" Vice General Lin patted him on the back intimately.

"This male..."

Yu Xiangfeng coughed, choking, Yidao continued his words and said: "Realgar wine is right, it can repel snakes, insects and ants, but if people drink too much, they will be poisoned, so this soup, the small one still persuades the prince not to drink it." ”

As soon as the words fell, the Nine Princes were shocked, he had just drunk several bowls in order to cheer himself on, huh? This feeling, how to say it, has come.

He frowned, endured the sharp pain in his abdomen, if it weren't for the presence of so many people, he really wanted to run to the thatched house immediately.

Who wants to innovate the dish of thousand-year-old snake gall stewed realgar wine, and this king wants to pull him out and beat him with three hundred whips.

Shunhua suddenly stood up and said coldly: "The grass people are a little uncomfortable, I don't know if I can go back to rest first?" ”

The Nine Princes raised their eyebrows, what happened to the little fat man?

Does he feel uncomfortable too?

Forget it, this king has long been too busy to take care of himself, and he has no time to care about you, how do you love.

"Go ahead."

Shunhua picked up the bamboo pole without looking back, and simply left in front of Yu Xiangfeng.

As soon as she went out, Fu Mujin put down her chopsticks.

"Lord Wang, Fu wants to make an antidote pill right away."

"Huh? Rush to make an antidote pill for this king? ”

The Nine Princes raised their eyes in surprise, and sure enough, Doctor Fu understood him and was considerate of him.

Holding back the fine sweat on his forehead, he said with difficulty, "Go ahead." ”

Before he finished speaking, Fu Mujin hurriedly chased out.

Seeing this, Ichiba also chased out. "Childe, take me."

Yu Xiangfeng's stomach hurt so much that he couldn't do it, "Wang, Wangye, Xiaguan, Xiaguan is a little anxious... If it's urgent, I won't accompany it. ”

"Exactly."

Finally, the pale-faced Yu Xiangfeng also went out, and the bloodless Nine Princes stood up, and asked violently: "Say!" Who thought of the idea of a thousand-year-old snake gall stew in realgar wine? ”

Vice General Lin's face turned a little blue, and he said hesitantly: "It seems to be the head soldier in the back kitchen, but, the subordinates... subordinates, quietly added some opinions. Thinking that the white lady is not afraid of realgar wine, she will get rid of the little novelty..."

The ninth prince hugged his stomach and said angrily: "You give this king fifty military sticks!" Remember to give the rest of the soup to the king and drink it! ”

Vice General Lin looked at the figure of the prince holding his stomach and walking in a concealed manner, and shouted with a face full of embarrassment: "But, Lord, that soup is poisonous, can't, can't be drunk, Lord." ”

That night, there were three people in the barracks, and they squatted in the pit all night sadly.

*

The night was slightly cool, the grass was green, the breeze blew her scattered hair slightly, Fu Muhibiscus followed behind her, the words were on her lips, but she couldn't say anything.

A bitterness blocked her heart, and she could only watch her return to her camp.

Before long, he told the little scholar to help her change the dressing.

Shunhua sat on the couch and obediently handed his hand to Yidao.

couldn't help asking: "Little scholar, why did you come to bandage me today, your son-in-law?" ”

The little scholar remembered his son-in-law's expression when he was eating, and he was obviously sulking.

Could it be that he had an awkward fall out with the little fat man?

Ichina, silently untied her straps, revealing the shocking scars on his wrists, and he froze.

Little fat man, for the sake of a person who has never met before, is it worth it to be like this?

Then, he carefully applied the new medicine and helped her re-roll the bandage.

"Why, you are still not satisfied with having a rice waiting, and you want Gongzi to come in person?" He teased nonchalantly.

"No, you and Brother Fu have worked tirelessly to treat people infected with the plague, and you can also take the time to change the medicine for Yan, how can Yan not be satisfied."

Ichinai was stunned, a little frightened.

What's wrong with this little fat man, did he take the wrong medicine?

Or are you stupid to drink realgar soup?

"One or two are like this, I don't know what evil I hit today, you too, so does the son, and so does the jade waiter."

Shunhua lowered his head and did not reply.

"But, little fat man, listen, the reason why Childe is good to you is that he just treats you as an ordinary friend, don't you think anything wrong, do you know?"

The little scholar said while bandaging.

Shunhua smiled self-deprecatingly.

"What I said before is all to tease you, little scholar, you really believe it! Besides, your son-in-law doesn't have a habit of dragon yang, so he can take a fancy to the fat man of this young master. ”

"Huh?" Kazuina came to the spirit, "Really? That's good, Yidao doesn't have to worry. ”

The little scholar lowered his head and explained bitterly:

"My son-in-law is different from ordinary people, talented, amazing-looking, fourteen or five years old will look like a captivating city, at that time ten miles and eight villages of women, up to eighty years old, down to three years old little girl, all of them fell for it, one by one pretended to be sick to line up for medical treatment, just to see the son, later, even the old lady of seventy or eighty mixed in. The old man was overwhelmed, so he built a hut near the Bamboo Immortal Residence, and let the son study medicine there alone. ”

Shun Hua became interested and asked:

"Isn't he lonely, then?"

In the dark world, he suddenly appeared wearing clothes and reading alone at night.

"That's not true, doesn't he still have a rice for me?"

Oh, and the little scholars.

So, next to the figure who was reading alone at night, there was a little boy with braids, and she couldn't help but snicker when she thought of this.

"I accompanied my son in the spring, summer, autumn and winter, but since then, my son has never seen a few girls seriously. Now... There is no distinction between men and women! ”

Shunhua didn't know that Yidao was looking at himself with resentment in his eyes.

"You mean, your son-in-law hasn't seen a woman since he moved to live near Zhuxian Residence?"

That... Isn't he a veritable 'man' of the Huang family?

Shunhua's heart fluttered, and he was surprised and delighted.

Not only is she good-looking, but she hasn't been close to a woman.

It's really cheap for his future lady, pick up such a good husband.

"What are you happy about?"

Kazuina saw her snickering.

She put away the corners of her mouth with a smirk, and her heart was empty.

"No, no."

"Who told you that he hasn't met a woman since?"

Shunhua was stunned and a little unhappy.

"You mean, he's met 'other' women?"

"Of course, I've never seen pork, so I haven't seen a pig run!"

Shunhua bit her lower lip and held back the little anger in her heart.

Why is this little scholar so angry when he speaks, who is a pig?

Are you still a pig?

actually said that the woman was a pig.

Yidao didn't care about Shunhua's reaction at all, and continued to talk to himself.

"When Childe was fifteen years old, Yidao met his little daughter-in-law, and Childe met a beautiful sister in Zhuxianju."

"Sister Beauty? Hehe, how beautiful is it? ”

Shunhua asked perfunctorily.

Don't all the women in the world look the same in front of their sons?

It's also a beautiful sister, hum!

"Beauty, you little fat man's look... Forget it, it's not worth mentioning in front of the beautiful sister, she has a pair of eyes that are brighter than the stars, her figure is as enchanting as a dancing girl, and her voice is very good, Yidao watches her and her son talk and laugh together every day, and I don't know how much fun I have. ”

"Every day?!"

Shunhua tugged at the corners of his mouth.

"Well, Nagai is by her side every day. The beautiful sister was persecuted by the adulterer and buried alive. It was Ichina and Childe who rescued her, but unfortunately, when she woke her up, she was the same as you and couldn't see it. ”

Shunhua was a little stunned, but she didn't expect that there was a second poor person like her in the world.

"And what happened to her? Are the eyes good? Shunhua asked anxiously.

"I don't know." Ichidao shook his head.

"I don't know?"

Yidao sighed and sat down next to Shunhua in disappointment.

"Actually, the beautiful sister has amnesia, she forgot what her name is, what her surname is, where her family lives, and in order to cure her eyes, Childe searched through medical books, and finally found a desperate way, which is to use poison."

"Poison?" Shun Huahu asked suspiciously.

It is indeed a bit dangerous, many famous doctors, although they are good at detoxification, but they will not easily use poison to save people, if they are not skilled in medicine, they do not dare to use this method of fighting poison with poison.

"That's right. At that time, Childe asked Sister Beauty if she was afraid, she smiled and said, don't be afraid, you just try, try boldly, anyway, she has nothing, nothing to lose. ”

Hearing this, Shunhua smiled, as if he had met a confidant.

"In the end, did you cure her?"

She asked anxiously, the little scholar was blinded, he deliberately said this in front of her, just to let her eat, knowing that it was difficult to retreat, why is this little fat man so enthusiastic, and he really cares about the beautiful sister.

Forget it, satisfy your curiosity.

"Ahem, the next development will turn around."

Yidao puffed out his cheeks, pretended to have a beard on his chin, and stroked it.

"Childe administered injections to him, and with poison, the beautiful sister fell into a coma, with a high fever that did not go away, and her condition was critical."

"Uh-huh, and then what?"

The little scholar felt the treatment of the storyteller and continued with interest.

"Finally, under the medical skills of Childe's wonderful rejuvenation, her fever subsided, and she was still unconscious."

"Why?"

Shunhua was a little anxious.

"Because there is still a medicine missing, it can be completely detoxified. Childe went out, and he worked hard to find it for her, and boiled it into a medicinal soup, but found that the beautiful sister said goodbye without saying goodbye, and the precious medicine was wasted. ”

"Wouldn't that be a pity."

Shunhua listened and listened, and for some reason felt a little stuffy somewhere in his heart.

"yes, that's what you think, don't you?"

The little scholar was proud, and this was what he wanted.

"Little fat man, a character like my son-in-law must be at least as beautiful as a beautiful sister, and a kind-hearted person is worthy of it, you..."

Yidao looked at Shunhua's whole body, and actually snorted coldly with disdain.

Shunhua was furious, what did he mean by this?

I saw the little scholar with a face full of unbeaten expressions, and sneered:

"It's barely enough to be kind-hearted, but you can't have children, and you look so reluctant..."

Shunhua secretly clenched his fists and held back.

The knuckles of the fingers gurgled, and an unknown danger approached like a little scholar who didn't know whether to live or die.

"The figure is even more indescribable, even if you are a woman, tsk, you look like this, it is difficult to get married!"

Finally, the little scholar broke through the last line of defense of Shunhua's sanity.

"Little scholar, you put your ears together, Master Ben will tell you a big secret." She said mysteriously.

"What's the secret?"

Hearing this, Yidao stretched out his ears without any mustard and leaned to Shunhua's mouth.

Shun Hua puffed up, touched it, opened his mouth, and shouted loudly into his ear:

"Your mother is also a woman! Pay attention to your words and accumulate some virtue! ”

"Ahhh

Yidao covered his ears in shock, it hurt, "Little fat man, you deliberately spoke so loudly suddenly, Yidao will be deaf, do you know?" ”

"Hmph."

Shunhua silently turned his head away.

Deaf best!

"Talking to you and ignoring people?"

Yidao stood up, pushed her, and pushed her down on the couch with one hand, just as Fu Mujin entered the camp tent and looked at the scene in front of him in astonishment.