Chapter 172: Drugged Someone Else
The two of them went out of the western workshop and looked for the address on the invitation.
Speaking of which, this place is not too far away. Out of the arsenal from the south to the east of the turn, after crossing the Cai River, go straight down past the temple of Wucheng Wang and Taixue, in the opposite side of the Guozijian, is the newly given horse house.
"Brother Xu, this time to Brother Chen's wedding banquet, everyone should be more steady." Fan Yu smiled: "Don't sleep with flowers like last time." ”
Xu Shou thought that Fan Yu was talking about himself, so he shook his head and said: "How can it be, this time it is Princess Shang, there must be people in the palace present, where is it our turn to mess around." ”
Fan Yu asked again: "Brother Xu indulges himself, but he is unmarried?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I indulge because I'm married. People say that a little farewell is better than a newlywed, and I have been saying goodbye for months. Xu Shou coughed and looked left and right on the street, "Among the six of us, in addition to Brother Chen, there is also Miao Zhen who is unmarried." This kid's ancestor was rich in the merchants, and he was admitted to the Jinshi, and he was not high or low, so he was delayed. ”
Fan Yu laughed and said, "It seems that Brother Xu and Miao Zhen have had a lot of contact in private, and the relationship is quite good?" ”
Xu Shou had to hide a smile, "Thanks to Brother Miao's hospitality in the past few days, I have learned a little more." ”
Fan Yu said in his heart, this stay is probably not a good place.
"The six of you, from Zhang Tangqing to Brother Zhang, are all handsome. It's a pity that only Brother Miao is unmarried now, and I don't know which girl has this blessing. Fan Yu said with a smile.
"No, I didn't say that there was only Miao Zhen, and Yang Ge never married a wife." Xu Shou waved his hand and said: "Yang Ge is only two years older than Hou Ye, and he can be admitted to the Jinshi, which is also the reason why he has not married a wife." Otherwise, Ann can concentrate on studying. ”
Fan Yu chatted with Xu Shou, but he inquired about all the things about these people.
It didn't take long for the two of them to come to the Horse Mansion. The gate here is lit up, but there are no cars, horses and guests, but it looks deserted.
Fan Yu and Xu Shou entered the door together, and after asking the door, they learned that the official family wanted to keep the marriage simple, so there was no fanfare.
When the two of them arrived inside, there was only a small yellow door guarding outside the main room.
Fan Yu stepped forward to send a hundred congratulatory gifts, but Xu Shou had little money and only gave him a landscape map he had painted.
Xiao Huangmen took a roll call and invited the two of them in. As soon as I arrived inside, I saw that Zhang Tangqing, Yang Cha, Miao Zhen, and Yang Ge had arrived.
A few people were drinking tea around a round table, and there was no one else, but it was not restrained.
Soon, Chen Shimei came to everyone in a big red robe.
"In the same year, this marriage is a bit hasty, and I hope you don't want to be surprised." Chen Shimei glanced at Fan Yu provocatively, and then said: "It's just that I was bent on returning to my hometown to worship my ancestors in the New Year, so I went to the palace to ask the official." The official family is benevolent, and he thinks of my filial piety, so he took the initiative to ask me to get married early. It's just that because of this, everything is simple. There were only a few friends and no other guests. Princess Shang's matter has been hidden from you, and it is indeed mine. Wait, I'm going to punish myself with three glasses. Also, Hou Ye must also enjoy his face and drink a few more glasses, in the future, you and I will be the same royal relatives, if there is anything unclear, you must also be instructed by Hou Ye. ”
Fan Yu was not angry, and said with a smile: "You are already a high school jinshi, what else is unknown." It's just a pity that this body is only learned, and it is not good to show your ambitions, but it is wrong to you. ”
In the Song Dynasty, there was no other benefit to being a colt except being richer. Any scholar who has some talent will not choose this way. When Fan Yu said this, he was also guilty of the other party's greed for wealth and nobility, but he didn't say it so clearly.
Hearing Fan Yu mention his ambitions, Zhang Tangqing also said with some pity: "Yes, no wonder Brother Chen will hide it from me." This matter is your own choice, and although we are the same year, it is not easy to stop it. It's just that you've been cold for the past ten years, but it's a pity. ”
"Brother Chen, you are the future pillar of the imperial court, why is this?" Yang Cha also asked.
Miao Zhen also nodded and said, "If Brother Chen is short of money, even if he mentions it with his junior brother, I can still get it." ”
Several people were tongue-stricken, but it almost became Chen Shimei's condolence meeting.
Chen Shimei secretly stared at Fan Yu fiercely, but she was chatting happily with other people. Losers can't lose, now it's the will competition between Chen Shimei and Fan Yu, as long as they are not embarrassed, the embarrassed must be the other party.
"Take your seats now." Chen Shimei couldn't easily cope with everyone's comfort, so she arched her hand and said: "The princess will arrive in a while, and she will be sent directly to the back, which is a lot less cumbersome, and I can talk and laugh with everyone." ”
Because everything is simple, a lot of etiquette is saved. Even the most important worship ceremony must be held in front of the official family and the queen mother when returning to the palace the next day. Therefore, although tonight is a wedding, it is just a gathering of a few friends.
In a flower hall in the mansion, there were already servants preparing wine and food, and several people moved over and sat down.
Fan Yu waited for everyone to sit down, then got up and took the wine jug and said: "Everyone, today's big day for Brother Chen, regardless of whether you are high or low, I am the youngest, so I will hold the pot and pour wine for everyone, don't fight with me in this matter." You all read it hard, and this can be regarded as admiring everyone's knowledge. Bring all the dishes up, don't let others serve them, and we will have a good time. ”
Although Chen Shimei felt that something was not right, she didn't know what the problem was. The others didn't notice anything, they just felt that Corporal An Le Hou Lixian was a good friend.
It's just that Fan Yu's request is not outrageous, everyone is agreeing, but it is not good to be prodigal with others around.
The paper bag containing the sweat medicine had already been taken by Fan Yu in his hand, and he quietly opened it.
Fan Yu pretended to open the wine jug to smell the wine, and took the opportunity to pour all the sweat medicine into the jug under the cover of his sleeve.
"Huh? Brother Chen, there is a strange smell in your wine, but there is a hint of floral fragrance, which is also good. Fan Yu himself asked first.
Chen Shimei thought that Fan Yu was embarrassing herself by excuse, so she smiled and said: "This wine was sent from the palace, presumably flower petals and other things were added to increase the aroma of the wine." Hou Ye quickly poured it with everyone, please taste it in the same year. ”
Fan Yu didn't care, this is what you said, and it has nothing to do with me. And at that moment, he filled all the cups with wine. Everyone just drank it with an unaccustomed taste, and that also had Chen Shimei's explanation.
Literati drank alcohol, and they rarely had to congratulate them, but Fan Yu kept laughing as he listened. Hurry up, you won't have a chance later. Chen Shimei, what are you proud of, I will call you empty today.
Fan Yu drank by himself, but he just made a show, and secretly poured it into his sleeve. This arm is cold and very uncomfortable.
Who knew that after the three rounds of wine, Xu Shou came to Fan Yu with a wine cup, "Master Hou has worked hard, although Master Hou has not obtained fame, but everything he knows is the study of learning from things." Others don't know, but I have the most contact with Master Hou and benefit a lot because I will be a prisoner. Today, I borrowed Brother Chen's wine, and I also want to thank Master Hou, please drink a full glass! ”
In front of everyone, Fan Yu couldn't pour it into his sleeve anymore, so he had to pinch his nose and drink. What kind of thing is this, drug others, and drink it yourself. He comforted himself and said, "They all drank more than me, and they could induce vomiting later."
It's a pity that Fan Yu underestimated everyone's enthusiasm, Zhang Tangqing also came over with a wine cup, and Fan Yu had to drink another one.
Fortunately, at this time, the medicinal properties surged, and Chen Shimei drank the most, and she was the first to fall.
When Yang Cha saw Chen Shimei falling, he couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing, and before he finished laughing, he also plunged into the plate. Miao Zhen went to help Yang Cha, but as soon as he stood up, he fell to the ground softly.
Zhang Tangqing shook his head and smiled, but he shook it half and fell down. Yang Ge and Xu Shou had just touched each other, and before they could drink the wine, they hugged each other and fell to the ground.
Fan Yu saw that he was the only one in the flower hall who was still awake, so he laughed. He got up and walked up to Chen Shimei and kicked the guy under the table. Dare to provoke yourself, how can you have a good end.
Suddenly dizzy, Fan Yu remembered that he had also drunk two lamps of sweat medicinal wine, and hurriedly ran to the side to induce vomiting. It's just that how to spit out the wine cleanly, my brain is still dizzy.
Fan Yu didn't care, he took off Chen Shimei's wedding clothes and wanted to change them for Yang Ge. It's a pity that Yang Ge and Xu Shou hugged each other, which made Fan Yu work hard. The result is good, this force, Fan Yu's sweat medicine in his abdomen was opened, he couldn't hold on, and he fell headlong.
Before fainting, Fan Yu was extremely unwilling, how could this matter fail.
After half an hour, a little palace maid entered the flower hall, and when she saw the person who fell to the ground, she was startled, "It's not good, it's not good, tell the princess that the horse is drunk!" ”
After a while, two strong grandmothers came in, lifted Fan Yu and went to the back.
But no one noticed that Fan Yu put a ball of red clothes next to Yang Ge, and they only saw that Fan Yu was wearing a scarlet robe, but it was no different from the groom's wedding dress. And these palace maids and grandmothers have just entered the mansion with the princess today, where do they recognize Chen Shimei's face.
This is good, Fan Yu made a mistake and was carried into the princess's room.
Princess Huaiyu in the room was very dissatisfied when she heard the palace maid report that the concubine was drunk. On such a happy day, I didn't go to the back to lift my hijab earlier, but I was drunk with a group of fox friends and dogs. Is this princess not fragrant, or is this person cool and masculine?
Immediately, Princess Huanyu ordered someone to bring the horse, and she wanted to teach the other party the rules.
It's just that Princess Huanyu didn't know that it was Fan Yu who was carried into the cave room by himself.
Seeing that Fan Yu was not awake, Princess Huanyu's temper suddenly came up, and immediately ordered: "Strip him of his upper clothes." ”
The two grandmothers were very obedient, and immediately took off Fan Yu's upper clothes.