It is very dishonorable and even indecent to use political means to force someone to comply.

Song Beiyun said firmly.

But the Buddha treasure slave in front of him didn't care at all, just shook the fan in front of him: "You should hide, hide again." ”

In the past few days, because she was looking for Song Beiyun, her mentality has collapsed, and now this little Song has fallen into her hands, which makes Buddha Baonu suddenly shine.

"Go, pour me a glass of water." She sat on a chair in the teahouse, raised her chin and said to Xiao Song: "I want to be lukewarm, neither hot nor hot." ”

"Heh, do you want to get you another ten catties of crispy bones and finely chopped seeds?" Xiao Song leaned against the window: "I'm only responsible for guarding you, I don't care about the rest, if you use boiling water, you scald yourself with boiling water." ”

"Don't you dare?"

"You're hot!"

"What should I do if I burn you?"

"You just have to burn!"

Buddha Baonu put his hand on the copper kettle: "I'm hot." ”

"You're hot."

"Haha." Buddha Baonu decisively withdrew his hand: "Are you stupid for me?" Come and sit, the main hall is in a good mood today, and I will reward you with a cup of tea to drink. ”

Song Beiyun didn't talk nonsense, sat down, picked up the kettle and poured himself a cup: "What do you want, draw out the way." ”

"It's not like that, there's just something I want to ask you."

"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know."

"I haven't asked yet!" Buddha Baonu frowned: "If you are so perfunctory, don't blame me for being unkind." ”

"Just you, you're welcome to tell me here, believe it or not, it's really annoying me, I'll take you off on the street." Song Beiyun grabbed Buddha Baonu's wrist, then pulled out a sleeve crossbow from it, took out a crossbow arrow and put it under his nose and sniffed: "You fucking want to shoot me with this thing?" ”

"Just protect yourself." Buddha Baonu withdrew his hand, blushed and said, "You don't want to smear people's innocence out of thin air. ”

"You're innocent!" Song Beiyun put the crossbow arrow, which was not much thicker than a sewing needle, on the table: "You have snake venom on your head, as long as you are hit, you will fall asleep within twelve hours, you just want to shoot me!" ”

"You're talking nonsense!"

Buddha Baonu kept denying it, but it was obviously very pale, because just now she had already aimed her sleeve arrow at Song Beiyun, and she was about to shoot it at the end, but she was found to be dead......

She planned to knock Song Beiyun unconscious, and then secretly move to the other garden and lock him up, ignoring the three-seven-twenty-one for a few days. But who knows...... That guy is better than a monkey, and he actually let him see through it.

"It's the first time." Song Beiyun raised a finger: "Don't take it as an example, if there is a next time, I can't spare you." ”

Buddha Baonu snorted: "What can you do to me?" I am an envoy and a prince. ”

"You'll know if you try, I gave you this opportunity just because you pointed at me and made me feel numb." Xiao Song hugged his arms: "If this thing is the kind that kills, you won't survive tonight, if you don't believe it, you can try it." ”

"The ghost is hungry for your body...... "Buddha Baonu turned his head sideways: "You toad-like thing, still hungry for your body, I'm sorry!" ”

Too lazy to talk nonsense with her, this guy uses this dose obviously to stun himself and then be at her mercy, as for what Xiao Song doesn't know, but the default is to gluttony herself, but if she plans to use a lethal object, then I'm sorry, Buddha Baonu will disappear unknowingly tonight, and then there will be a seamless excuse to blame the person who attacked the king of the Southern Courtyard last time, or the person of the Jin Kingdom.

Xiao Song has zero tolerance for people and things that threaten his personal safety, after all, he is afraid of death.

"Really angry?" Buddha Baonu poked his head over: "You are so stingy." ”

"Okay, you are generous, you let me prick it." Song Beiyun picked up the needle: "Come on." ”

"You prick." Buddha Baonu thought Song Beiyun was joking, she stretched out her hand with a smile: "If you have the guts, ......"

Before she finished speaking, she saw that the poisonous needle had been pierced on her wrist, and she was stupid at that time, jumping up and wanting to accuse Song Beiyun, but the toxicity had already begun to work along the blood circulation, and she sat back in her position as if she had drunk wine.

At the moment when she was dizzy but still conscious, she pointed at Song Beiyun: "Dog...... Stuff! ”

"I've never seen anything like this in my life." After Song Beiyun finished speaking, he stood up and shouted: "Someone, the eldest prince injured himself by mistake!" ”

At this time, the guards downstairs hurried up and saw the needle in the arm of the Buddha Baonu, and she was already prostrate on the table.

The guards were shocked, and Song Beiyun carried the small box crossbow: "The eldest prince showed off this in front of me, but he accidentally touched it by mistake and stuck it on himself." ”

How is that possible!? The guard was so angry that his face turned green, his father was a craftsman, this thing was his father's proud work, how could it be that he had touched it by mistake? But now it's not easy to explain, after all, this sleeve archer crossbow is really His Highness, and there is her name on it......

I don't know what is wrong with her, the world is so big, there may be only such a person who will engrave his name on the secret weapon.

"Hurry up and take the eldest prince back and call the doctor!"

Where did the guard dare to move, he knew that the eldest prince was actually a daughter, let him hold it? He thought about it, but after hugging it, with the temperament of the eldest prince, he was doomed to die.

"Oh, yes...... You can't. Song Beiyun smiled: "Then I came, and you said it was a coincidence, I just happened to be a doctor." I just made a diagnosis, and it was fine, and I just slept for a day. ”

After saying that, he put the Buddha Treasure Slave on his shoulders and slowly walked downstairs as if he was carrying half a pig.

The guards wanted to speak and stopped, trying to say something several times, but their hearts were only sour and helpless.

When "......" arrived downstairs, Xiao Song deliberately said: "The eldest prince is strangely soft, soft and fragrant." ”

"You ......" the guards locked their teeth: "Don't talk nonsense"

"It's all men, something." After speaking, Xiao Song also patted Buddha Baonu's ass with his other hand in front of him: "It's just a little heavy." ”

The guard's face turned red with anger: "You put down Your Highness!" I'm going to find a coquette! ”

"Oh."

Song Beiyun threw the Buddha Treasure Slave to the ground without saying a word, and the guard quickly used his body to cushion the Buddha Treasure Slave, while Song Beiyun stood next to him with a smile on his face: "Oops, my hand is slipping." ”

Being thrown like this, even the sleeping Buddha Treasure Nu couldn't help but snort out in pain, and the guard was worried and helpless, but he didn't dare to help him.

"I'll come, I'll come." Song Beiyun hurriedly stepped forward and hugged the Buddha Treasure Slave horizontally: "Brother, you can get up." ”

The guards were about to cry, he looked up and saw the Buddha Baonu who was held in his arms by this dog thing, and looked at his hand pressed on the place on His Highness's chest, he had the heart to kill, and the knife in his hand was pulled out for a small section.

"Sedan chair man!" Song Beiyun just hugged the Buddha Treasure Nu and ran to the side of the road: "This way, this way." ”

A few palanquin men came over, he stuffed the Buddha treasure slave to Jiaozi, clapped his hands and said to the guard: "Go back and settle His Royal Highness the prince well, and I will leave." ”

The guard's fist clenched the handle of the knife and creaked, but seeing his appearance, Song Beiyun was even more unscrupulous, he took two steps and suddenly turned around, leaned into the guard's ear and said, "Don't look at the eldest prince's soft body, chest muscles are terrible." ”

With a bang, the knife was about to be unsheathed, but it was pushed back by Song Beiyun's knee, he hooked the guard's neck and lowered his voice and said: "Next time I want to sneak attack Lao Tzu, I won't play with you like this, and when the little rookie wakes up, tell her this sentence, and don't take it as an example." ”

Sure enough, this poisonous needle said that twelve hours of coma will be twelve hours of sleep, when the Buddha Baonu woke up, her whole body was weak and weak, and she glanced at the weather outside, she sat on the bed for a while, and the rest was fine, but she was very hungry in her stomach.

"Someone."

She shouted, and the maid hurriedly walked in, and when she saw her appearance, she shouted happily: "Your Highness is awake!" ”

After a while, the maid came in with her meal, and the guard followed, and when he saw the Buddha, he immediately fell down on one knee and said that he should die.

Buddha Baonu took a sip of soup: "How long have I been asleep?" ”

"Back to Your Highness, it's been twelve hours." The guard said with a face full of shame, "That'...... That Song dog ......"

"Twelve hours, alas......" Buddha Baonu sighed: "He? What happened to him? ”

He said......"

When the guards restored what Song Dog said yesterday to Buddha Baonu, she didn't have any reaction on her face, but silently smashed the bowl in her hand against the wall.

"Your Highness, I deserve death!"

"It's none of your business." Buddha Baonu's voice was calm, and his expression was also calm and abnormal: "How can you fight that dog thing." ”

"Your Highness......"

The most hurtful thing in the world is to say in front of a man that he is not as good as another man, this kind of injury is applicable to any scene, but due to the difference in identity, this guard can't even pay it back, so he can only bear it all silently.

"Go, seek him, and say it's time to go to work today!" I'm going to go to their market today. Buddha Baonu lifted the quilt and walked down: "I don't believe in this hall yet, but I can't play this guy!" ”

"Yes......"

About an hour later, Song Beiyun was called here, and when he saw his swaying appearance, Buddha Baonu was angry......

"Yo, His Royal Highness the Great Liao Prince, are you okay?"

"It's a shame that Lord Song didn't throw me to death."

"Hands slipped, hands slipped." Song Beiyun waved his hand again and again: "I'm very sorry, but His Highness is really fragrant, did you use the perfume you gave Your Highness before, do you still like it?" ”

"It's okay." Buddha Baonu half-leaned back in his chair: "I don't know if Lord Song is free?" ”

"Oh, now I am His Royal Highness the Prince's personal guard in the Great Song Dynasty, so I am naturally free."

He bit the word "close" very hard, and Buddha Baonu immediately smoked when he heard it, but he couldn't express it, so he just sneered: "I heard that the night market in the Song Kingdom is good, you will take me to see it today." ”