Chapter 157: If I Were the Emperor
At night, Ye Youhuan and Zhong Ling were together.
The two were discussing how to give Guo Bao a little color.
Halfway through their discussion, Luo Hua suddenly knocked on the door.
Na Luohua wanted to do something indescribable with Ye Youhuan, but she touched Zhong Ling's nose here.
After driving Luo Hua away, Zhong Ling swore to tell Ye Youhuan that she found Luo Hua's hand fake.
Ye Youhuan was taken aback, because Zhong Ling wouldn't lie to himself, but Luo Hua's hand didn't look like a fake.
The door was shut, and the two sat back down.
Zhong Ling sat on the chair, and Ye Youhuan sat on the bed.
Ye Youhuan sighed to Zhong Ling: "This Luo Hua is not simple, I feel danger in her." ”
"In this way, the other four people must not be simple." Zhong Ling analyzed.
"That's right." Ye Youhuan asked, "Do we still want to teach him a lesson?" ”
"Of course." Zhong Ling said: "Teach Guo Bao a lesson tonight, and then teach that Luo Hua a lesson next time." ”
"Okay." Ye Youhuan didn't have much disgust with Luo Hua, but he was willing to teach Luo Hua a lesson for Zhong Ling.
The two waited in the room until late at night, and then changed into black clothes and quietly left the room.
Sneaking all the way to the mansion of the five masters.
Outside the courtyard, the two quietly climbed onto the courtyard wall.
I faintly heard a strange sound.
Following the direction of the sound, the two crept over.
Only two steps were taken, Ye Youhuan heard what the strange sound was.
His expression became intriguing.
Zhong Ling didn't hear it, and felt very strange in his heart.
But she didn't dare to ask Ye Youhuan, she was afraid that if she made a sound, the two of them would be detected.
As we got closer, the sounds in the room became clearer.
It turned out to be a couple of sons and women applauding love.
Zhong Ling is a big girl with yellow flowers, how can she understand this kind of thing.
She only heard the voice in the room, the man was Guo Bao, and the woman was Luo Hua.
Guo Bao seems to be bullying Luo Hua.
But it's not like it, Luo Hua's voice of pain and enjoyment made Zhong Ling confused.
She looked at Ye Youhuan with a pleading eye, wanting to see if her eldest cousin could hear what those two people were doing in the room from time to time.
Ye Youhuan almost laughed out loud when she saw Zhong Ling's cute appearance.
He chuckled and pointed his finger to the center of his legs.
"......" Zhong Ling looked confused, and thought to himself: "What is the eldest cousin going to do, you want to pee?" ”
Seeing that Zhong Ling was puzzled, Ye Youhuan didn't know how to explain.
He had no choice but to jump onto the roof with Zhong Ling, and then lifted a piece of tiles and motioned Zhong Ling to look at it himself.
Through the tiles, you can see that Guo Bao and Luo Hua are both on the bed.
Guo Bao pressed Luo Hua, sweating profusely and doing indescribable things.
After Zhong Ling saw the two people who retreated naked, he hurriedly avoided his eyes.
Her face was flushed, and she looked at Ye Youhuan viciously, as if she was asking Ye Youhuan why she wanted to show her this.
Ye Youhuan smiled bitterly and shrugged his shoulders.
He felt aggrieved, just now he reminded Zhong Ling that it was very obvious, but Zhong Ling didn't understand, he could only take Zhong Ling to see it himself.
Zhong Ling was very angry after being ashamed, turned around and jumped out of the room.
Ye Youhuan hurriedly glanced at the two people on the bed a few times, not to mention that it was quite exciting.
Turning his head and seeing Zhong Ling walking farther and farther, Ye Youhuan hurriedly closed the tiles and left the courtyard behind Zhong Ling.
Zhong Ling hurriedly returned to Ye Youhuan's room and scooped up a basin of water.
"What are you doing?" Ye Youhuan looked at Zhong Ling's movements and was puzzled.
"Wash your eyes." Zhong Ling said angrily.
"Then what should we do, why don't we wait for them to fall asleep and then go back and get revenge?" Ye Youhuan asked.
"I gave up." Zhong Ling said: "I don't want to see that pair of dogs and men again. ”
"Men love women, it's normal for people to love-" Ye Youhuan didn't take the relationship between men and women seriously, when he was a soldier, he would occasionally hang out with some friends.
"It's normal." Zhong Ling washed his face, took off his coat, and got into the bed.
"Hey, hey, hey—" Ye Youhuan said, "Why are you still living with me tonight." ”
Zhong Lingzheng was angry, turned his back to Ye Youhuan and didn't speak.
Ye Youhuan smiled, changed the basin of water and washed up, and lay down beside Zhong Ling.
"I'll tell you." Ye Youhuan said to Zhong Ling: "You girls are right to be reserved, we men ......"
"What's wrong with the man?" Zhong Ling asked angrily.
"It doesn't matter if a man is romantic!" Ye Youhuan said.
"Why?" Zhong Ling didn't understand.
"How so?" Ye Youhuan thought for a while, and then said: "Let me give you an analogy, men are like keys, and women are like locks." ”
"What a metaphor this is." Zhong Ling was surprised.
"Listen to me." Ye Youhuan explained: "If a key can open all the locks, then the key is a treasure, but if a lock can open any key, it is a rag." ”
"......" Zhong Ling felt ridiculous after hearing this, and immediately retorted: "What kind of fallacy and heresy do you call. ”
"It's the same with our customs." Ye Youhuan said: "A man can have three wives and four concubines, and a woman must start from the beginning." ”
"It's an ugly habit." Zhong Ling complained: "If I become emperor, I will make a law, and a man can only marry one woman. ”
"Nope." Ye Youhuan shook his head.
"I'm the emperor, I have the final say, what's not to do." Zhong Ling asked.
"Then you can't mess around." Ye Youhuan said: "There will be wars at every turn in this world, who goes to the battlefield, and not all men?" So many men die every year, resulting in a much more number of women than men, and if it is monogamy, then there will be countless women widowed. ”
"Isn't it okay to let women go to war too?" Zhong Ling still thinks that the monogamous system is better.
"Women on the battlefield?" Ye Youhuan was amused and laughed.
"How?" Zhong Ling asked, "Am I not just a woman, am I performing poorly on the battlefield?" ”
"Uh......" Ye Youhuan was stunned by the question.
"If it weren't for my eldest sister and second sister in Yepiguan, Chengguan would have been broken by the Liang army a long time ago, don't forget, your battle was also won by women." Zhong Ling reminded.
"......" Ye Youhuan had nothing to say, and thought quietly in her heart: "What kind of women are you, obviously all of them are demon girls!" ”
"Why don't you speak?" Zhong Ling asked.
"There is nothing to say." Ye Youhuan said.
"Hmph-" Zhong Ling said, "If I want to be the king, I will defeat all the countries, so that there will be only one country in this world, and then there will be no war." ”
"Poof-" Ye Youhuan laughed at Zhong Ling for being unrealistic.
He gave up the topic and asked, "Isn't it a little cold, I'll go and light the charcoal basin." ”
As he spoke, Ye Youhuan was about to lift the quilt and light the brazier to keep warm.
"No, you don't." Zhong Ling 'swished' into Ye Youhuan's quilt, and hugged Ye Youhuan tightly and said, "We won't be cold if we sleep like this." ”