"Huh! Shame on someone! "After seeing that the weapon scheme that I had just worked so hard to make, thinking that it could be used as tear gas, did not work at all, I really wanted to hide my face and run away!

But after the enemy threw the prize into the air again, the yellow mist he brought out seemed to have played a role! 2 more enemies rushed in from behind, and after being knocked out by the joint efforts of the prize and Xiaoling, the big man who attacked the car again actually sneezed directly at the moment of entering the door! Although a lot of saliva flew in, and it all landed on me lying on the ground...... What bad luck! Both Prize Prize and Xiaoling reacted sensitively to dodge~ However, after the big man sneezed, he actually stumbled and fell...... And he stepped on the air very much and fell directly to the ground! What's even more pitiful is that after he got down, he just stuck his head in front of my USB fan~ and I just opened a new bottle of pepper, which has not yet been put behind the fan.

"Huh! Is this bad luck delivered to your door?" After I said this, I directly turned the whole bottle of pepper in my hand into a thick yellow smoke along the fan, and covered the head of the unlucky man who fell!

"Ahh Tongue ~ head ~ ah ~ what is this! Then the unfortunate man began to shout with his tongue wide open, and as he shouted, he threw himself backwards on all fours...... Probably this thing completely forgot that he was lying in the RV, although it is not high from the ground, but it is also 30 centimeters high! As a result, the goods screamed so miserably, and even the rolling and crawling just fell out of the car again...... Moreover, it even brought out a lot of pepper smoke! So, for the time being, no one was attacking in. At the same time, there were all kinds of sneezing and coughing sounds outside~ and the sound of someone shouting 'help' with a big tongue......

I'm in the car, and I'm still in the car, and I'll look at you. I was completely stunned by this sudden situation! What the hell is going on? Wasn't the 'tear gas project' a failure due to my miscalculations?

To be honest, if it weren't for the little fan that unlucky guy suddenly stumbled and fell, he happened to be facing me with his nose and eyes, if it weren't for all these coincidences, then my plan to use pepper to tear up the enemy would definitely not work at all!

However, after this person fell and was sprayed in the face, and then fell out of the car, why did the enemy's attack suddenly stop? It's weird! What the hell is going on out there? It's not because of the small fan force and the low angle after I lie down, this plan failed!

The three of us looked at each other for a long time, and suddenly the car shook violently, which woke us up.

Oh, yes! Now is not the time to be in a daze, now is against the enemy!

Thinking of this, I listened to the sneezes and coughs outside, as well as the chaotic sounds of all kinds of screams, and suddenly realized that my 'tear gas' plan seemed to have succeeded unintentionally! Now the enemy is no longer attacking!

Thinking of this, I hurriedly got up, walked to the door and looked out~ and then pulled the award back! Then he said to me, "You're sick! At this time, when the probe goes out, aren't you afraid that the other party will attack you? ”

“……！ Uh, I forgot! I quickly apologized. She's right, I was really negligent just now! If an enemy happens to be crouching outside the door, they're going to attack my head! The worst result is to be slashed with a knife, and in the best case, someone will grab the hair and pull it out......

After I thanked the award for my worries, I threw the fan in my hand to the ground again, then picked up a bottle of pepper in each hand, and slammed the two bottles of pepper out of the door. While sprinkling, he also shouted: "Wahaha, tell you to open my door!" Come and eat me with a gas attack! Haha, I'll choke you ......"

The moment I was pulled back after the probe just now, I could already see the situation outside, and I don't know if it was the unlucky guy who had just fallen out with a lot of yellow mist of pepper, or because it was the first time that these people had been subjected to this kind of spraying attack of authentic white pepper. Anyway, after just being taken out a little bit, those people were already choking and rolling all over the ground~ Anyway, are these people all unlucky people who are sensitive to pepper or allergic, or they would have lost their combat effectiveness with only a little bit of powder! It's too fragile!

Still, I continued to think that they had spilled two more bottles, and then I heard the ghost crying wolf howling outside, which was even more terrible! Ha ha! Let you break down my gates, let you attack me, I will take revenge!

After emptying the two bottles of pepper in my hand, I covered my nose and looked out, I don't know if it was because God was in my favor, there was still a small wind hanging outside, and we happened to be standing upwind. So the smoke from the pepper didn't flow back at all! I didn't notice the direction of the wind at all, it was pure luck, but after seeing a light wind, I couldn't help but be afraid, in case we were at a downwind...... Didn't all the smoke blow back just now? I completely forgot about the direction of the wind just now, but it's okay, I don't know if it's because of the so-called 'protagonist halo' on me, luck is still really good~ Seeing this, I couldn't help but dance while singing: "I'm really good, really good, I'm really, really ......" Eh, my thoughts are off track!

I quickly pulled my floating brain back on track, and then glanced at the award-winning women next to me, and found that after seeing the so-called 'caring for the mentally retarded' expressions when I suddenly sang and danced just now, I couldn't help but lower my head again, and then quickly traveled back to the mall.

"I'll go! I accidentally pumped up just now! This~ This person is a big loss! The award and my maids seem to be starting to think I'm sick! "As soon as I returned to the mall, I couldn't help but blush and squatted down on the spot...... I was singing and dancing outside just now? It's still such a shameful song! How should I face my maids at this time! Whining~

Just as I bowed my head and was sad, considering whether I needed to go out with a mask so that they wouldn't see my shameful face and avoid their gaze......

I faintly heard a whisper in my ear.

"Huh? This voice~ It's Xiao Tian's! "After I was puzzled for a while, I remembered that in fact, every time I crossed, if the body in Datang was touched or someone was talking near me, my body in the mall could actually still be felt! Although when I touch my body in Datang, my current body will only have a tactile sensation similar to scratching a boot, that is, as if it is separated by a layer of clothing. The same is true of the sound, and the sound that comes to my ears now will be reduced a little bit. But if you listen closely, you can still hear it clearly. These phenomena have always existed in the past, but every time I come to the mall, I always have a precise purpose in mind, and I will run directly to the area I want to go, so every time I actually inadvertently ignore the whispers in my ears. But this time, I felt ashamed, so I crossed back to the mall and wanted to escape first. That's why I heard it more clearly.

Then I heard Xiao Tian actually start to explain to everyone the meaning of my dancing and singing movements just now......

I heard Xiao Tian say: "Don't look at the stupid and ugly actions just now, and the words that came out have a unique and ugly tone......

Forehead! This is deliberately damaging me! What does it mean to be silly and ugly? I'm good at that standard action, that song is the most similar one I learned after countless brainwashing-like loops! (If you know this poisonous song, and after watching various anti-depression jumps, please laugh and say nothing...... Let's ...... Ahem! In reality, my thoughts have gone astray! ）

After I complained silently, I heard Xiao Tian continue to say a lot of words that belittled my movements and voice, and then I heard her voice turn around and say 'but';

"But! Don't underestimate these actions, do you remember the demon Kong Ming during the Three Kingdoms period? ”

"Huh? Demon Dao Kong Ming? It's still the Three Kingdoms period~ Eh, what this product won't say is Zhuge Kongming ~ Zhuge Liang! I muttered to myself, confused.

That doesn't seem right! This Zhuge Liang ~ is so demonic? Isn't he a positive character? Although I haven't read "Three Kingdoms"! But I've watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"...... The TV series adapted! And I really know that this "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is a chapter hui style written by Jia Luo Guanzhong in the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty. (This is because there are excerpts in the language books of a certain grade, the kind that I memorize in full, so I remember it deeply!) Tears)

But no matter what, in these books, it seems that Zhuge Liang is regarded as a decent person! Although there are some myths about Zhuge Liang's deeds, no matter how you look at it, it seems that it shouldn't be called 'Demon Dao Kong Ming'? Could it be that Xiao Tian didn't say Zhuge Liang?

I was in a daze here, when I heard Xiao Tian continue: "That demon Kong Ming has also cast the spell of 'calling the wind and calling the rain', and in the secret history of our sect, there are also some records of similar spells, which all require this kind of yin and yang tone to recite the spell, and then keep dancing the body, in order to cast the spell smoothly!" Although Xiao Hei's movements just now are not elegant enough! But look outside, isn't it just windy! This should be Li Hei's spell! ”

After Xiao Tian said this, I was stunned when I listened to it in the mall~ This~ It's all there and there! Why did it come out again? As soon as you say this word, I think of the first time I saw Zou Rushui a few days ago, and the one she performed ~ the 'wind and rain' that nourishes water with a water pipe is here! Are you despising my ugly movements? That's why you say that? But thinking of the appearance of Zou Rushui when I first saw him, I couldn't help but laugh again, and then forgot all the embarrassing things just now......

Then, I heard the exclamations of the other maids in my ears, and even mixed with the words, "The young master is so powerful!" "Young Master deserves to be an immortal disciple!" Here comes this kind of compliment...... I couldn't help but blush again!

"Huh! I'm really not as good as you say! I~ I was really just thinking and going off track~ That's a convulsion! I said in pieces. But listening to Xiao Tian say this, I finally became a little thicker-skinned......

"Huh! Forget it, it's not good to hide in the mall all the time! After all, there is still danger outside, and the gates have been demolished, although those enemies are not continuing to attack now, but we still can't underestimate the enemy! Oh yes! Xiao Tian helped me out of the siege just now, and deliberately raised my convulsions just now~ Huh! When I go back later, I'll give her more smiles! Oh yes, go back and ask her what snacks she likes, and sneak one for her in private! Thinking of this, I took a few bottles of pepper again, pressed the mark on my chest again, and returned to Datang.

When I opened my eyes, I saw that Xiao Ling and the prize were now holding their weapons flat with both hands, blocking the gate. And the other maids, except for Xiaocao, who is still trying to use the car to open the gate~ Anyway, this Xiaocao still cherishes the RV, she can't bear to take a few more steps back to hit the door, and the result is that the RV just keeps shaking back and forth! It seems that this hurts the engine even more~

These other maids actually surrounded Xiao Tian who was squatting in the corner, and they were discussing spells with Xiao Tian! After looking at their high spirits, and even forgetting that they are in danger now, I can't help but think: These maids, when they turn around, will not all be fooled by Xiao Tian into becoming secondary and second patients! Speaking of patients with secondary two diseases, I can't help but think of Zou Rushui again, this product may have been fooled into the second disease by her master and the secret history of the school in their Yin-Yang family! I always thought I could really cast spells......

After looking at them, I stopped caring, after all, the enemy outside the door is the key now!

I walked behind the award, poked my head out from between the award and Xiaoling and looked outside the car, and found that the enemies outside were still rolling on the ground! I was coughing and sneezing, and I even saw a few people vomiting blood...... Wait, they didn't come here to touch porcelain! How can anyone be sprayed with pepper and squirt blood? Even if it's touching porcelain, it's too much!

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