I was confused, and a sentence came out of nowhere: "Ling'er, do you want to include me in the harem?" ”

"Huh?"

Xiahou Tianling's face was black, but unfortunately, her face was too dark to be seen at all, she puffed out her cherry mouth and stared at me with a smile.

"Ling'er, in fact, in addition to the black spots, you are also very beautiful."

I stared at Xiahou Tianling and said seriously.

"Pretty, am I still called pretty?"

It's really a pot that can't be opened, Xiahou Tianling glanced at me weakly.

"Of course, if you are placed in Africa, you are definitely a top beauty." I nodded earnestly.

"Fuck your stinking fart!"

Xiahou Tian's spirit was in a hurry, and he suddenly lowered his head.

"What is she going to do?"

I was suspicious.

"Whew—"

The next moment, I let out a miserable scream, this little aunt actually bites.

I used to think that her tiger teeth were very cute, but now I realize that tiger teeth are definitely sharper than ordinary people's teeth if they bite people.

"Now that I want to sleep, you must not disturb me, or I will bite again." Xiahou Tianling raised his head and glanced at me warningly.

I'm defeated!

Crying and crying before was distressing, and if you don't cry, you want to die.

Of course, I didn't dare to act rashly, for fear of provoking this little aunt and grandmother.

Gently hugged Xiahou Tianling in his arms and enjoyed this rare tranquility.

"Huh?"

The little girl fell asleep and slid down, and evil thoughts came out of my heart.

"Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where is the dust!" I silently recited the Buddhist mantra and tried to calm my mind.

"Damn, how can this be?"

I was very depressed because I suddenly felt that my stomach was a little abnormal, and it seemed like I was going to ......

I held back, forcibly held back, and said that nothing could disturb the rest of our family Ling'er.

"Poof—"

I couldn't help it, I still couldn't hold back.

This reminds me of a sentence: you control the heavens and the earth, and you can control other people's shit and fart!

Poor Xiahou Tianling slept in Zhengxiang, but as a result, this fart swept the sky, and almost didn't faint her.

"Huhuhu—"

Xiahou Tianling jumped up suddenly, breathing desperately, her black face was red, like Guan Gong, staring at me, gritting her teeth: "Can you say hello before you fart?" ”

"Huh!"

I slapped my head, damn it, I was holding back just now, but I forgot to remind her.

"Nima, the whole house stinks from you."

Xiahou Tianling stomped his little feet and hurriedly opened the window.

", it stinks."

I smiled awkwardly and quickly got up and walked to the window.

"Poof—"

Originally, Xiahou Tianling wore relatively few clothes, but as a result, the morning breeze blew, and she sneezed directly.

I couldn't help but gently hug Xiahou Tianling, and my mood was not much different from hugging my sister.

Let the clouds roll up, my heart is the same.

"Tang Feng, I suddenly think you're a very good person."

In his ears, Ling'er's soft voice sounded.

This sentence is simply the most beautiful music in the world, and I laughed proudly: "Of course, I am handsome and good-tempered, and I am simply the most standard prince charming in a woman's heart!" ”

"You and my sister are a good match."

Xiahou Tianling added.

"Why?"

In my opinion, Xiahou Tianling is very cute and beautiful, as for her sister, forget it, I think that girl is too smart for someone like me to submit.

"Because my sister is as thick-skinned as you."

Ling'er Qianqian's little finger pointed at my face.

"Dead girl, who do you say is thick-skinned!" Unbeknownst to him, as soon as Xiahou Tianling's words fell, a voice sounded abruptly.

"Sister!"

Xiahou Tianling was taken aback, as if he had been caught as a thief.

"Come here, let me see." Xiahou Tianli didn't pay attention to her sister's words at all, she rushed back overnight, mainly concerned about her sister's condition.

Especially when she saw her sister's big black face, she was both distressed and funny.

"Hurry up and put my sister's living spirit jade on." Xiahou Tianli almost didn't think about it, and directly took off the living spirit jade on her neck.

"Sister, this is your baby."

Ling'er was slightly stunned.

"Silly girl, you are my most precious treasure." Xiahou Tianli smiled slightly, walked up to Ling'er, and rubbed her little head.

"Thank you, sister."

Xiahou Tianling opened her eyebrows and laughed, she suddenly opened her arms, hugged Xiahou Tianli, and kissed her heavily on her smooth face.

"Girl, I've helped you a lot, or you can thank me well."

I pointed to my face and stared at Xiahou Tianling expectantly.

"Roll the calves!"

The two sisters spoke in unison, quite strong.

"Look, what's going on with Ling'er's face?"

My pupils contracted for a while, because I saw that Xiahou Tianling's face actually began to change color.

At the same time, the living spirit jade that had just been put on also released a faint light.

With the change of light, Xiahou Tianling's face was also gradually changing.

Black turned to white, slowly, and half of the face began to change.

"Poof—"

When the light stopped completely, I almost didn't spew out.

And Xiahou Tianli was also dumbfounded.

"How so?"

Originally, Xiahou Tianli and I thought that at most it was neutralization, so the skin should not be black or white.

Either it's a little black, or it's a little white.

As a result, the left half of Xiahou Tianli's face was black, and the right half of her face was white.

"How did this become a yin and yang face?"

Xiahou Tianli gasped.

"Ahh

When Xiahou Tianling saw himself in the mirror, he cried out all of a sudden, it was like a ghost crying wolf.

"It's not a yin and yang face!"

I stared at the face in front of me and said very seriously.

"What's that face?"

Xiahou Tianling barely restrained himself from crying.

"This is the second face!"

I couldn't help but laugh.

"No kidding, Tang Feng, if you want to treat my sister, you have to rely on you." Seeing that Ling'er was about to pounce, Xiahou Tianli suddenly said seriously.

"Rely on me?"

I was slightly stunned, a little puzzled.

"Yes, I have heard that living spirit jade will have a special effect on some people with special physique, my sister should belong to a special physique, and now the two pieces of living spirit jade should belong to the same level, if you can get another piece of living spirit jade and let my sister wear it, it will definitely make my sister recover, and even change her appearance and become a peerless beauty." Xiahou Tianli analyzed in detail.

My face was full of suspicion, and I always felt that Xiahou Tianli could fool better than me, could it really be effective?

"Really?" I haven't opened my mouth yet, but Ling'er's eyes are shining, because what I said last night is very similar to her sister, so Ling'er is moved.

In order to become a peerless beauty, even if she suffers a little more, she can endure it.

"Of course, can my sister still fool you?"

Xiahou Tianli nodded affirmatively.

"Will it be more beautiful than you?" Ling'er asked expectantly.

"What are you thinking about, little brain!" Xiahou Tianli gave her sister a blank look.

Her eyes shifted to me, and she said calmly: "Tang Feng, whether my sister is beautiful or ugly, it all depends on you!" ”

Hearing her sister's words, Xiahou Tianling suddenly recalled, and she stared at me pitifully: "Brother Tang, can you help me?" ”

"I want to help you, but the living spirit jade is hard to find, if you are lucky, you can get it tomorrow, if you are unlucky, you will not be able to find it in your life." I shrugged helplessly.

When Xiahou Tianling heard my words, his eyes went dark, and he almost fainted.

If you live your life with this yin and yang face, you might as well kill her directly.

She didn't say anything, she stared at me vigorously, and her expression was as pitiful as she could be.

"Don't sell cuteness to me, I can't help it, really."

I'm telling the truth, too.

Seeing that Xiahou Tianling's tears were about to fall, I hurriedly added: "Of course, as long as I work hard, maybe I can do it in half a month." ”

"Hmph, Tang Feng, you just mess around, if you don't help my sister get it, I'll kill you." I didn't expect Xiahou Tianli to be so strong.

Unfortunately, I smiled coldly and said playfully: "I'm sorry, I've always been a person who eats soft rather than hard. ”

"That's good, Brother Tang, if you like soft ones, we'll give you soft ones."

Ling'er is not an ordinary cute, and her eyes are full of brilliance.

"What soft?" I'm a little curious.

"Well, if you can help me do it in three months, I'll be your girlfriend." Xiahou Tianling said very seriously.

I was dumbfounded, and Xiahou Tianling then said, "If you can help me get it done in two months, I'll let my sister be your girlfriend." ”

Obviously, in Xiahou Tianling's mind, her sister is much better than her!

I said with some amusement, "What if I can do it for you in a month?" ”

"Then, my sister and I will be your girlfriend together, so that you can have enough fun at one time!" Xiahou Tianling didn't think about it, and blurted out.

I was kind of defeated by Xiahou Tianling's cuteness.

Looking at the little girl in front of me, it reminds me of a TV series: Surrender to an innocent girl!

I feel that it is time for me to surrender to Xiahou Tianling, this girl is simply invincible in the world.

"I have a proposal."

I took a deep breath and said with some embarrassment.

"Now that you are the uncle, if you have anything to say, as long as I can satisfy you, I will definitely satisfy you, and if I can't satisfy you, I will create conditions to satisfy you." At this time, I was God in Ling'er's mind, and I was also the straw that saved my life.

"Well, you're welcome, have you ever heard of such a sentence?"

I paused, and the Xiahou sisters stared at me at the same time, they were very curious, and they couldn't understand what I was trying to say.

"It's a bit bad to want the horses to run around and not feed the horses some grass!" I nodded my head to the ground.

They should understand!

"Brother Tang, do you want to eat grass?"

I was perfectly defeated by Ling'er!