My name is Niu Jinda!

In fact, I have a single name, a show word, nickname: Xiu'er.

I'm a general, I'm very good at fighting!

I am also very strong, I have married more than a dozen concubines, and I don't know exactly how many children I have now.

I thought my person was so unpretentious.

Until one day, His Majesty urgently summoned me into the palace and asked me to bring weapons, saying that I was going to kill a boy.

Then, I was defeated and humiliated.

But I was not angry at all, because that kid was so powerful, I was convinced.

Out of curiosity, I came to Qingfeng Village today just to see the excitement.

Who knows, before he figured out what was going on, he bowed to Qin Qiong, Cheng Yanjin, Li Jing, and that kid.

Until the end of the worship, Niu Jinda was confused.

Of course, except for Cheng Yanjin, everyone present was stunned.

Cheng Yanjin deliberately looked at the door and couldn't help but feel a little regretful when he saw that no one came in again.

He walked back and said, "The five of us are brothers of the opposite sex today, what a great blessing! Let me rank it up! ”

"Niu Da is the oldest, and he is Niu Da Da."

"Qin Er is Qin's second brother."

"Master Li is the third brother of Li."

"My old Cheng is ranked fourth, but it is the fourth brother Cheng."

"Chen Chunai is the youngest little brother, ranked fifth, and the fifth brother of our eldest brothers."

Chen Chu sighed.

Nothing surprising.

In less than half an hour, he changed from the second brother to the fifth brother.

Smaller and smaller.

Maybe one day Lao Cheng will have a whim, and get a few more people to worship, and he can become smaller.

Cheng Yanjin was the happiest one, and he opened a few jars of spirits and let everyone drink them.

The atmosphere is getting hotter and hotter.

Seeing that everyone was almost drunk.

Bang.

Suddenly, Cheng Yanjin slapped the table and looked at Niu Jinda and the others: "Now, a few of us old guys, with such a little brother, you say, if the little brother is in trouble, can we help?" ”

Everyone was dazed.

Niu Jinda said: "Since Chen Chu calls me a big brother, he has something, how can I sit idly by." ”

Qin Qiong said: "Fifth brother, I have something to find the second brother." ”

Li Jing looked at it and felt that it was not okay not to express his position, so he said: "Fifth brother, I am the same." ”

Cheng Yanjin sneered and asked, "What if you are worried about your life?" ”

Worried about your life?

Several of the big brothers laughed.

We are all the top generals in the court, and we are still the celebrities in front of His Majesty.

And Chen Chu is just a white ding.

How much can his life be feared.

With the strength of the wine, the arrogance of several big brothers came up.

Niu Jinda slapped the table: "With me here, no one wants to move the fifth brother." ”

Qin Qiong said: "Fifth brother, who dares to touch you." ”

Li Jing said: "Fifth brother, with your elder brothers, no one will threaten your life in this world." ”

Chen Chu was about to collapse.

Actually, he wasn't very drunk.

But this scene is so hilarious.

Originally, he thought that Cheng Zhen, who was the first to worship him, was already very good at bragging.

I didn't expect the new sworn big brothers, one more able to blow than the other.

No one dares to touch me yet?

You are an important minister of the court.

A few old men want to protect me?

Oops, it's a mess.

Chen Chu felt that he had been cheated by Lao Cheng.

He smiled and said, "Brother Niu, Second Brother Qin, Third Brother Li, Fourth Brother Cheng, I understand your kindness, but I, Chen Chu, am not a bad seed, and I am also a man who can urinate three feet tall against the wind, how can I let you worry about it." ”

Niu Jinda sneered: "Fart, I can pee eight feet high against the wind." ”

Cheng Yanjin was not convinced: "Hmph, I can break the trunk of a tree with one urine, knock down a house with two urine, and collapse the city wall with three urine." ”

Qin Qiong said lightly: "I can't compare to you, I'm just an hour at a time." ”

Li Jing was not to be outdone: "When I was young, others didn't dare to go to the toilet with me, and people who saw me going to the toilet had to walk with their heads down. ”

Holy!

Chen Chu was not calm again.

These guys, one by one, can blow more than the other.

It's outrageous.

Isn't it just bragging?

You're all brothers!

Chen Chu looked at Qin Qiong and Li Jing and said: "A year ago, I was caught by thieves, tied my hands and feet, and tied stones to my feet, so that I couldn't jump, and locked me in a courtyard, the latch of the courtyard gate was more than two people high, and later, I escaped with the latch myself......"

Everyone was stunned.

Li Jing said curiously: "Since you can't jump, how high are the two of them, how can you ......open the latch?"

Speaking of this, several people suddenly realized.

Ruthless!

One by one, they looked at Chen Chu terribly.

Think of the huge hole in the wall at sunset that day.

Niu Jinda raised his glass: "Fifth brother, you are still powerful, I respect you!" ”

Qin Qiong also said: "Fifth brother, second brother respects you as a man. ”

Chen Chu told his experience, and finally stopped the momentum of these big brothers bragging.

……

Next.

When Chen Chu woke up, it was already noon.

In the yard, only Cheng Biting Jin was left.

Qin Qiong, Niu Jinda, and Li Jing have long since disappeared.

Chen Chu rubbed his head and looked at Cheng Yanjin with a puzzled expression: "Old Cheng, this time I was miserable by you, I am young, but I have three more big brothers inexplicably." ”

Cheng Yanjin smiled: "Fifth brother, before, I didn't dare to guarantee that you would let go of the refined salt business, but now, you can let it go." ”

"Why?"

Cheng Biting Jin patted his chest and said: "You are not only my fourth brother now, but also Brother Niu, Second Brother Qin, Third Brother Li, with a few words from us, even if the sky falls, you will be fine." ”

Chen Chu smacked his lips: "Can they protect me?" ”

Cheng Yanjin smiled: "Yes, so good!" ”

If these bigwigs can't keep a Chen Chu together, Cheng Biting Jin feels that he will simply find a woman to die in the stomach.

Chen Chu rolled his eyes.

He can't do it at all.

If you want to say that Lao Cheng is well-connected, he still believes it.

After all, he is Lao Li's housekeeper.

Lao Li's old boy looks extraordinary, and he should be worth a lot of money.

But if you want to talk about Niu Da, Qin Er, and Li Shishi, these three are a braggart king.

These people are unreliable!

Drinking, one can drink more than the other.

Bragging, one can blow better than the other!

Count on these people to protect me?

It's better to rely on my cottage king's wife.

Chen Chu walked out of the courtyard to check the progress of the construction of the refined salt manufacturing plant.

When Cheng Chumo saw Chen Chu, his eyes suddenly became strange.

He looked at Chen Chu, wanted to speak and stopped, and finally didn't say anything.

He can't say what he suffers.

He is commensurate with the Chen Chu brothers, and the two are indeed very good, and even like brothers.

Originally, only his father and Chen Chu swore goodbye.

That's it!

You call me big brother, and I call you brother.

But yesterday, even Niu Jinda, Qin Qiong, and Li Jing also became Chen Chu's eldest brother.

So what am I?

Those are my uncles.

Cheng Chumo had a bad premonition, he felt that the relationship between him and Chen Chu's uncle and nephew became more and more real.

I treat you as a brother!

But you're my uncle!

In Cheng Chumo's heart, there were mixed tastes.

……

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