Chapter 145: Stinky Tofu, Beating the Bear Child (For Ten Thousand Rewards, 7!) )
Chun Yuyue shuddered, smelling this smell and showing a smile that was more ugly than crying, "Thank you, you just want to engrave now." ”
Eat?
He couldn't stand the smell of it, let alone eat it. Wasting food is an unforgivable sin in this period, but this taste is really unbearable.
Not to mention Chun Yuyue, the rest of the slaves are also covering their noses.
Xi opened his mouth and didn't say anything for a long time.
He has eaten tofu, and it tastes very good. The best mapo tofu, mustard root with Sichuan pepper, you can eat two large sea bowls for rice. Baiji represents an absolute culinary authority in Jingyang and a recognized gourmet brick maker.
They felt that the rare delicacy was so delicious that Bai Ji scoffed at it, and would rather drink the northwest wind than touch it. The dishes instructed by Bai Ji are highly praised by the nobles.
But can you really eat this stinky tofu?
Stinky tofu is also different, black in some places and white in others. The gift is an ordinary water tofu with a yellowish color. After being cut and fried, the appearance is golden brown.
The seasoning is made by the white millet itself, sprinkled with red chili peppers and chopped green onions, and salt and aged vinegar are enough. Stir it with chopsticks again, and the smell will suddenly fade a lot.
Then let the seedlings be divided, one bowl per person.
Bai Ji bought it on the street before, and it cost five yuan for ten slices of stinky tofu, which is really a bit expensive, and this time it is just to satisfy your cravings!
Not only Qin Teng and them, but even Shang Niu and others.
The night went sent a bit of a lot, and a few people couldn't eat it at all. Shang Niu cried with a sad face, holding a large bowl of stinky tofu. It's all bullying him, Chun Yuyue simply stuffed him with the bowl.
Bai Ji didn't care about this, and picked up a piece of stinky tofu stained with vinegar water. There are also chili peppers and chopped green onions on top, and there is juice after biting. To tell the truth, the taste is certainly not as good as what was sold on the streets in later generations, but the white millet is already very satisfied.
Fusu picked up a pair of chopsticks and couldn't open his mouth for a long time.
"Eat, this gentleman is not poisoned."
"This is sent from Langya from afar, so hurry up and try it."
Shang Niu closed his eyes with a desperate expression. Pick up a piece, without even chewing, and swallow it directly. The smell is not much, only an appetizing sour and spicy taste.
"Huh? It seems like...... Can you eat it?! ”
Surprise flashed across Shang Niu's face. After being cooked in hot oil, the stinky tofu does not smell much. Coupled with the unique seasoning of the Lao Bai family, the small pepper, the taste is definitely a must in Daqin!
The corners of Chun Yuyue's mouth twitched, still indifferent.
Shangniu deserves to be the number one dog leg of Baiji, which is also too popular!
After thinking about it, I ate five pieces in a row, and my lips were shiny.
"Shhh
Shang Niu can eat a little spicy, and there are not many chili peppers, which is just right for his appetite. Chun Yuyue is a little embarrassed, Shang Niu doesn't even want his life in order to support the scene!
But gradually, Chun Yuyue felt that something was not quite right. Not only Shang Niu, but even Fusu and Xi are also feasting, and from time to time they will let out exclamations. The most important thing is white grass, this is a picky eater, and he eats it so deliciously?!
"Ahem, let me taste two pieces."
Shang Niu was also free and easy, so he let Chun Yuyue clip a chopstick.
Smelling the smell, Chun Yuyue's face was still a little strange. Finally, he gritted his teeth and stuffed it directly into his mouth and chewed it heavily. In just one breath, Chun Yuyue's expression changed instantly.
The taste is very unique, sour and spicy, and not as stinky as expected.
"Hey, give me some more."
"That's not going to work. Fang is a doctor who doesn't want it, how can he go back on his word? ”
Shangniu is very protective of food, and he keeps it to the death, and does not give Chun Yuyue a chance.
"Ahem!"
Seeing that the two of them were about to PK in real person, Bai Ji noticed that Hu Hai didn't eat it at all. It's just that the bear child doesn't eat it, and he's still poking around with chopsticks.
In fact, it's normal to not like to eat stinky tofu, and there are a lot of people who don't like it in later generations. But like Hu Hai, who pokes and spits at the same time, this makes Bai Ji very angry, isn't this a waste of food?
"Master Hu Hai, why don't you eat?"
"Stinks, it's not delicious!"
Hu Hai snorted angrily.
Now Hu Hai is still very stupid, it is okay to say that he is innocent, and it is okay to say that he is naughty. In short, he doesn't have much scheming now. I just feel that I am a son and have a very high status. And Bai Ji is a minister, so he has to let him, anyway, the palace attendants are like this.
Moreover, Hu Hai felt that it was Bai Ji who caused Zhao Gao to be degraded and caused him to fall out of favor. Naturally, he must not have a good face for Bai Ji, and even felt that Bai Ji was deliberately making things difficult for him.
Take this rotten stinky food for yourself?
No matter how Fusu is, he will never touch it anyway.
"It's okay if the son doesn't eat it, but he shouldn't waste the food."
Fusu also nodded beside him and said, "Young brother, quickly admit your mistake to the national teacher!" ”
In the face of major rights and wrongs, Fusu still sees it more thoroughly. Even in the palace, it is a big mistake to waste food. If you can't eat it, you can give it to the waiter, and if you pour it casually, you will be punished.
"I'm not wrong!"
Don't look at Hu Hai's age, his temper is not small. Get up directly and kick the table over by the way. The stinky tofu that he poked was spilled on the ground, and the soup splashed everywhere.
Qin Teng's brows were furrowed, and he wanted to stop talking, this Hu Hai was really going to turn the sky upside down!
At the beginning of the court discussion, Hu Hai secretly kicked the ministers' steps in a mess. He was still young, and Qin Shi Huang did not punish him. Over the years, not only has it not gotten better, but it has intensified.
Qin Teng naturally couldn't get used to Hu Hai's practices, but Hu Hai was favored by the young son, so it was inconvenient for him to speak.
"Don't mess around!"
Fusu was also furious.
Being a guest in someone else's house, how can Hu Hai be presumptuous?
Before he came, Qin Shi Huang instructed him to do something.
Hu Hai is now not taught by Mr., and his personality is becoming more and more stubborn. And Bai Jigui is a national teacher and has the ability to pass through the heavens and latitudes. If he is willing to accept Hu Hai, not to mention success, as long as he changes this stubborn character.
If you were someone else, you would definitely not have this ability, but Bai Ji would definitely be able to.
Now Hu Hai directly collided with Bai Ji in the court, how can he still apprentice?
……
Bai Ji didn't think it was so complicated, and there was nothing to say about this kind of bear child. With a wave of his big hand, he directly dragged it over in the air. With Hu Hai's screams sounding, he was lifted into the air like a chicken at the same time. No matter how much he fluttered and wailed, it was nothing to do.
"Thou ...... How dare you bully me? When I go back, I will definitely tell my father! ”
Hu Hai's voice trembled, and his eyes were slightly misty. He used this trick very skillfully, but unfortunately, he found the wrong opponent this time.
Originally, Bai Ji didn't have a good impression of Hu Hai, and he dared to be presumptuous?
took the bamboo strips from the air, and then lifted Hu Hai's underwear. didn't take it off directly, and saved him some face.
Then he raised the bamboo stick and whipped it down.
Hu Hai let out a scream in pain.
"This stick, hit you and waste food!"
"This stick, beating you is disrespectful!"
"This stick, beating you disrespects your elders!"
"This stick, beat you willfully!"
……
Bai Ji pumped more than a dozen times in succession, and the strength was just right each time. He's seen it before, and it's also skillful to say it's spanking. There's a way to make people feel painful, but it doesn't really hurt.
He won't be anyway, it doesn't matter if he gets hurt or not. Even if he only had one breath left, he could save Hu Hai back. Let's beat it up first!
"This stick beats you for ignorance, kills innocents indiscriminately, and kills loyalty!"
"Wait...... Wait a minute! ”
Hu Hai was anxious.
Even if you are beaten in the front, what kind of mess is there in the back?
"When did I kill innocents indiscriminately and kill Zhongliang?"
"Too much nonsense, beat me again, this stick will beat you and destroy my figure!"
"Ah!! Brother Huang, save me! ”
Fusu blinked, almost petrified in place.
Xi and Chun Yu Yue were amazed, and only hated that they didn't have a camera. This will definitely make headlines in future generations! No matter how bad Hu Hai is, he is also Qin Shihuang's favorite young son, and he doesn't give any face?
This is secondary, what did Bai Ji say later?
It's true that he is ignorant, Fusu thinks Hu Hai is quite stupid.
As for the last two sentences?
The conscience of heaven and earth, Hu Hai has not even killed a chicken now.
No matter what, it has not reached the point of indiscriminately killing innocents and mutilating Zhongliang. Fusu naturally didn't know that it was because of Hu Hai that he would eventually be ordered to die because of an edict.
"If the jade is not cut, it will not be made. Benjun beat you today, it is for the sake of this country! As a son, he wasted food and wasted other people's efforts. As a national teacher, this monarch is the teacher of the Qin country, and it is natural to beat you. If you are not convinced, you can go back to the court. ”
Bai Ji said a few words, and instantly let himself occupy the moral high ground. Even Qin Teng nodded beside him, feeling that there was nothing wrong with Bai Ji's doing, so he almost patted his thighs and applauded.
Hu Hai had already cried like a slug at this time, lying on the ground and rolling around. Bai Ji just glared at him, and Hu Hai ran to Fusu to hide.
The appreciation of good things turned into a farce, and Fusu was not embarrassed to mention the matter of apprenticeship again. After all, Hu Hai did something wrong, and he really should be beaten.
Before leaving, Fusu bowed down one after another to apologize. Qin Teng got several rolls of bamboo slips, and in addition to printing, it was "A Thousand Golden Fangs". In addition, I also took away all the words that Chun Yuyue had carved hard, well, all of them......
Watching the carriage leave, Chun Yuyue only felt a little dizzy.
"Your Majesty, do you have to re-engrave it?"
"Of course." Bai Ji patted him on the shoulder and said seriously: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility." Looking at Jingyang, who else is you? If you do this well, you will be able to leave a name for eternity and glorify your ancestors! ”
Whether you do it or not, Chun Yuyue is indeed famous through the ages. advocated separation, and was finally stepped on by Li Si on the soles of his feet and reduced to a background board. Bai Ji's words made Chun Yuyue's blood boil, and he couldn't wait to pick up the lamp immediately and engrave hundreds of words.
Watching the carriage drift away, Bai Ji turned and left.
The fat man's purpose is naturally clear in Bai Ji's heart. But it is not so easy to educate bear children, and it is a little difficult to rely on him without the cooperation of the fat man.
He has already set up the stage, and the actors are all in place. just waited for Hu Hai to complain and killed himself......