Chapter 225: Tianheng

"Hey! Master Lee...... I can do it, I can do it...... I'll take it off myself! The guard stepped back as he spoke, but this speed made Li Ke very anxious!

You can't blame the guards for not being people, even if it's two men, it's an embarrassing batch! There was no one around, undressing in front of a fellow man......

"You hurry up, ......" Li Ke was angry and went directly to help, and the guard said with a smile: "Hey! My lord...... I'm afraid of itching! Ah! Haha~ hehe! ”

Li Ke said angrily: "I'll go to your uncle's, you're grinding, Lao Tzu will kill you!" The guard suddenly stood still like a corpse, letting Li Ke do whatever he wanted on himself!

"Holy! Why can't you take off these pants?! You're wearing a dead button, right?! Li Ke pulled down again, but the guard suddenly shouted loudly: "Woo! Pain and pain...... It's not pants! ”

Li Ke was stunned for a moment and said, "These are the pants, I looked at them!" It is...... Your pants are a little tight! The guard covered his feet and said with a crying voice, "This ...... It's a loincloth~"

"Off-board!? What the hell?! Li Ke asked suspiciously, and the guard said embarrassedly: "It's the pants inside......"

"Inside pants...... Well?! Li Ke let go of his hand on the spot, then shook it vigorously, and then wiped it on the guard! Then he said angrily: "Is this the inside ku!" Holy! You and the...... Never mind! Whew~"

Li Ke took a deep breath and hurriedly said, "I don't want your ...... Don't take it off, give your shirt to Lao Tzu! The guard handed over the clothes in his hand to Li Ke, and Li Ke picked it up and ran away......

"Whew~"

A gust of wind came, and the attacking guards trembled, muttering, "Summer nights are always so cold...... After speaking, he was confused: "What should I do?!" How do you find the third team's group of goods like this?! Don't you die of laughter from them?! ”

The guards struggled for a while, but they still went to find the third team, and scolded as they walked: "Why is this crossing of grandma unguarded?!" Otherwise, Lao Tzu would not have been picked up...... They must have been negligent! ”

The three pairs of guards are guarding each alley crossing at this time, and this crossing is unguarded because there are hidden guards here! And this group of guards is hiding in the dark at the moment......

The shirtless guard came to another intersection and yelled, "Where are all the dead?!" As soon as these words came out, three people suddenly came out and said to him: "Yo! He Dazhuang! It's hot?! Topless! You're not afraid that the general will punish you?! ”

It turned out that the shirtless guard was named He Dazhuang, and He Dazhuang ignored his ridicule, because he knew that the more he cared about them, the more fierce he laughed at, so he hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and gather three teams of people!" The princess ordered all the guards of the three teams to go to the palace of the prefect! ”

"Huh?! We don't protect the princess?! Who are we gone...... The number of hidden guards is a bit small! In case something goes wrong......" One of the guards muttered before he finished speaking, He Dazhuang said: "The princess's order, you don't listen to it, it's up to you!" But...... If the colt is in danger! Hey! You've got to play! ”

"You bastard!" One of the guards cursed, and then whistled! Suddenly, what was originally three people has now become ten, twenty......

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At this time, the boss confronted General Huang and other guards with his own people and hired people, and the leading boss suddenly found two people lying on the ground, but he was surprised when he looked closely! Quanfu hurriedly ran over to wake up Zhao Shouwei, and the boss hurriedly woke Tianheng up, and then asked loudly: "Why are there only two of you?!" What about Li Ke?! What about rhubarb?! ”

"Huh?! What happened?! Tianheng looked stupid, if Li Ke saw it, he could really laugh to death Li Ke! Immediately, Tianheng covered his head with a splitting headache and muttered, "Oops...... What a headache! ”

The corner of Zhao Shouwei's mouth twitched, and he secretly pinched his thigh with his hand, for fear that he couldn't help laughing! He also didn't expect that this Tianheng's ability to pretend to be stupid was so powerful!

"Say it! Why is Li Ke gone!! The boss roared and shook Tianheng's shoulder, because Tianheng had a wound on his arm, and he was involved in the wound by the boss's shaking like this!

"Hiss~Whew! Stop! Stop! ”

Tianheng couldn't help it, and hurriedly said, "I remembered!" I remember! The boss suddenly stopped and said, "What do you remember!?" Just say it when you think about it!! ”

"I say! I say! Tianheng took the hand of the leader from his shoulder and said, "Here's the thing, the three of us walked here with Li Kegang, and suddenly! An old man with an abacus has appeared! That old man is too powerful......" Tianheng's expression was very frightened, and his whole face was wrinkled......

"Go on! Don't stop! ”

The boss said angrily, his voice naturally did not hide from General Huang and the others they hired! General Huang didn't make any moves, and listened cautiously to the conversation between the two! And after the people hired by Quanfu heard that Li Ke was gone, they began to be cautious in their hearts! Step by step, he actually stepped back......

Tianheng was taken aback by the boss, and hurriedly said: "The old man only said four words, saying: I am Tianjizi!" After finishing speaking, this Tianji ......" Tianheng hadn't finished speaking, and the boss interrupted and said, "Wait!" Then he stretched out his hand and searched as he spoke: "I, Nai, Heaven, Machine, Son!" Well?! You bastard! That's five words! ”

"Huh?! Yes! Hehe! I remember wrong, he hit me in the head! Tianheng forcibly opened the topic and said: "That day, the machine made a good calculation, and if you come up directly, you will give me and Brother Zhao a look, no!" I'm two-hitting...... A head and an arm! As he spoke, Tianheng saw that the boss looked a little ugly, so he hurriedly said: "Brother Zhao and I were knocked unconscious, and when I passed out, I really wanted to hear Li Ke shout: Master!" ”

"Master?!" The boss muttered, "Master?!" This Tianjizi is Li Ke's master?! As he spoke, the boss looked at Quan Fu, who nodded and said, "I have checked this Li Ke, and it is rumored that his master is indeed an immortal named Tianjizi!" After finishing speaking, Quan Fu added: "This immortal is impossible, but this heavenly machine is definitely not simple!" He was able to teach such a great talent as Li Ke, which is really extraordinary! ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

A quick coughing sound came, and everyone hurriedly looked! Quanfu also looked at the Zhao guard beside him and said, "Brother Zhao! Are you okay?! ”

At this time, Zhao Shouwei's face was flushed, the corners of his mouth and eyes twitched, and his eyes were full of bloodshots! The feeling of wanting to laugh but not being able to laugh almost didn't suffocate Zhao Shouwei to death, but fortunately he coughed twice and got better!

Zhao Shouwei took a deep breath, tried not to look at what Tianheng didn't want him to say, turned his head to Quanfu and said, "I'm ...... Hello~ It's okay! Ahem! Well, much better! It's just that my throat has been uncomfortable lately, and it's okay! ”

"Uh-huh!" Quanfu nodded, but the boss asked, "Why are there only two of you?!" What about rhubarb?! Tianheng looked at Zhao Shouwei and saw that he didn't even look at himself! I felt bitter in my heart, so I could only ask in confusion: "Didn't Rhubarb report to you?!" How?! Didn't see him?! ”

Guard Zhao hurriedly lowered his head, he was afraid that he couldn't help laughing out loud now! Quanfu said suspiciously: "Go and report to us?!" Nope! I didn't see him! Then he asked the people, "Which of you has seen ...... Hold it! What are you going to do?! ”

Quanfu's roar caused everyone to look at the place where Quanfu's eyes looked, and it was the killers he hired! At this time, the killers had already retreated about 10 meters, obviously they saw that the situation was unfavorable, and they were afraid and wanted to escape!

The leading brother retreated cautiously and said with a smile: "Hehe! What to do?! Catch Li Ke, you can even let him run! Lao Tzu really admires your five-body throw, now! Because of your own people, our mission has failed! We're evacuating now, and I wish you all the best of luck going back alive...... Hahaha! ”

Quanfu said angrily: "Bastard! Don't you want that last piece of silver?! ”

"Silver is indeed a good thing, but! Silver is something that needs to be eaten with your life! What's the use of asking for silver when your life is gone?! After the leading brother finished speaking, he said to his subordinates: "Let's withdraw!" Then a group of people fled as fast as they could!

"You...... These bastards! The leader was also furious, and he really wanted to rush up and kill him! But there's a tiger in the back, and he can't move!

"Kill!!" "Ahh Poof~"

As soon as the words fell, the retreating mercenary suddenly fought with a group of people! "Huh?!" General Huang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly took a closer look! The guard on the side said, "General...... It seems to be the third team split by Master Lee?! Aren't they the wives who are responsible for protecting Lord Lee?! How to ......"

On the other side, Quan Fu was shocked and said: "Not good! It's Li Ke's guards again, retreat! As soon as the words fell, General Huang led his guards to kill them......

This is not a sudden shock, because they have been prepared for it for a long time! It's just that the victory seems to be a bit biased in favor of Li Ke, and at this time, Li Ke was wearing the clothes of a guard and mixed in General Huang's team......

There was no stalemate in this melee, and Jeon Phuc and the boss retreated while defending and resisting! They know that senseless resistance will only wear down their people, so they stay in the green mountains and are not afraid of running out of firewood! Among this group of people, the most bitter are Zhao Shouwei and Tianheng......