Chapter 33: Governing all kinds of disobedience to women!
Gu Bao came out of the "sunrise in the east and rain in the west", and happened to see a group of people in festive clothes carrying many boxes and placing them at the door.
He was happy in his heart, and he sighed that the people of Datang would play.
The marriage was all welcomed to the brothel......
Sheng Mansion.
As soon as Gu Bao arrived at the door, he saw two carriages parked at the door, and several family members were moving things inside.
He didn't care, he just thought it was the Cheng family's sister and brother.
Walking to the backyard, Cheng Chumo didn't know where to jump out, startling Gu Bao, who was pondering.
"What the hell, you don't make a sound when you walk."
"Poof!"
Cheng Chumo knelt down directly, with a bitter face: "Brother Bao, I'm not a ghost, but I'm ashamed." ”
"Get up, the man has gold under his knees, and the poor road is not your father, what are you doing kneeling on the poor road all day long?"
Gu Bao directly pulled him up.
"Brother Bao, what do you call Dad?"
"It's you!"
"Oh."
Cheng Chumo didn't take it to heart, and continued to have a bitter face, "The money you gave me was robbed by Sister A, and I feel bitter." ”
Brother Bao was also anxious, "How much did you earn in total?" ”
"A total of seventeen thousand taels."
"What about seven thousand taels?"
"Sister said that there was too much money, she confiscated it all, and if you need money, you can ask her for it."
Gu Baoqi's lungs hurt, "You don't really think that if I give you the medicine, I really give it to you for free, right?" ”
Cheng Chu muttered, "Isn't that so?" ”
Gu Bao supported his forehead, numb eggs, and hunted geese all day long, and was finally pecked by the geese.
This kid is planning to settle a debt with him.
"Five-flowered beast, you can do it! Calculate the poor road.
The 17,000 taels should be regarded as spending money to see through your essence. ”
"Brother Bao, I was wrong, I was wrong."
Seeing that Gu Bao seemed to be really angry, Cheng Chumo hurriedly admitted his mistake.
"I know what you mean, just let me earn Wu De's money, but I really let Sister take it all. I can't help it. ”
Brother Bao said bitterly: "Does your sister often play hooligan like this?" ”
Cheng Chumo smiled dryly, "In the whole Chang'an, Sister Ah is a witch, who hasn't suffered her loss." ”
The sound of footsteps behind him sounded, and Gu Bao saw that Demon Cheng was carrying a small box and was walking towards this side from a distance.
"Forget it, Poor Dao doesn't care about that money anyway. Give it to your sister. ”
After speaking, Gu Bao hurriedly entered the courtyard and closed the courtyard door.
"Ahhh
Gu Bao: "Poor Dao is Tang Seng now, how can he beat the white bone spirit?" ”
"System, system."
"Host, the system is very happy to serve you, for your impotent rage, the system has only one plan, kill her, and all troubles will be gone."
Gu Bao: "... Let me ask you, is there a very powerful skill, such as the Monkey King skill? ”
"Yes!"
Gu Bao was overjoyed: "What? ”
"The golden hoop is a wishful stick, it can be long or short, and it specializes in treating all kinds of disobedience to women!"
Brother Bao: "......."
"The system is rough for you, and the poor road promises not to you!"
"Host, you now have nine hundred experience points, and if you brag about it again, you can drop skills."
Gu Bao was stunned for a moment, and quickly took a look, and sure enough, he found that he now had nine hundred experience points.
"It's growing pretty fast."
Gu Bao was in a much better mood, and at the same time, he felt distressed for a little silver for a long time, and he felt that it was not worth it.
"I want my brother Bao to sit on the system, what money can't be made? What woman can't get it?
actually for a little silver, and that demon pained for a long time. “
He sighed and muttered, "The world is not worth it, brag about it." ”
"Squeak!"
When he opened the door, a fragrant breeze hit, and Brother Bao was drunk, but when he saw that face, he retreated sharply.
"Demon Cheng, the silver has been given to you, do you still want to do it?"
Cheng Demon crossed his hands on his hips, "What is your expression?" Say it as if I robbed you. ”
Brother Bao's eyes rolled, and he suddenly smiled, "I'm not afraid of robbery, the last thing that Poor Dao lacks is money, and Poor Dao is afraid that he is too handsome and will be forced by others. Traitor! ”
"Bang!"
Brother Bao fell on all fours, with a gray face.
"Cheng Fairy, you, no matter how barbaric you are, you will be poor, you will ......."
"Just what?"
Cheng Demon clapped his hands, and blew the hair on his forehead, disapproving.
Brother Bao groaned in pain.
"How should the poor Dao deal with this goblin? No matter how good Tang Seng is, he can't beat the white bone spirit. ”
Thinking of Cheng Youyou's peerless martial arts, he had a headache, the key is system, and this broken system is not reliable. ”
"Fairy Cheng, no, Demon Cheng, let's bow down."
Gu Bao suddenly said: "In the future, you will be the eldest sister of the poor road." ”
Cheng Youyou's face turned red and he took a sip, "Phew, and then the younger brother slept with the eldest sister, are you proud?" ”
"It's a god. What kind of women are these! ”
Gu Bao was completely speechless, the Tang Dynasty was a bold woman?
After a while.
Brother Bao: "Otherwise, Poor Dao will sleep with you, sleep for free, and Poor Dao will get a beating immunity... Ahh
Gu Bao was lying on the ground, covering his chest, wanting to cry without tears, "Cheng Fairy, a woman like this, she can't get married!" ”
"You sleep with me, can I still marry someone else?"
Gu Bao instantly got up from the ground and said vigilantly: "Demon, people can sleep indiscriminately, but they can't talk nonsense, the poor Dao has a bad heart!" ”
"Gu Bao, you have the ability, you tell me again!"
Cheng Demon stared at him with burning eyes.
"I said Cheng Demon, what are you? and don't sleep with the poor way, and marry the poor road. Is that sentence true and that sentence false? ”
"You go to Chengfu to propose."
Cheng Youyou turned his head and left, "If I don't get married, I won't sleep with you." ”
Gu Bao raised his middle finger and slandered in his heart, "If you want to trap this wild horse of the poor road, you are dreaming!" The leftover women still want to pick and choose, which is cooler and where to go. ”
Fortunately, Cheng Youyou's temper is a little short-tempered, but she generally doesn't mess with her, and she won't explode for no reason.
This reassured Gu Bao a little.
A day later.
Gu Bao sat in the courtyard.
"System, execute commands, transform skills!"
"Ding, the transformation is successful, congratulations to the host for getting invulnerability X1."
"I rub, how skills are better than the other!
System, are you sure that in this way, Poor Dao will not be regarded as a monster? ”
System: "The mortal world, this system does not want to mix. ”
Gu Bao: "......"
The system brags much better than him, and he is too lazy to say.
At a glance, the current Bull Coin +30, experience +0, and two skills, respectively, Sunny Thunderbolt X1 and Invulnerability X1.
Most of the skills are life-saving skills, and he doesn't need them for the time being.
What is needed now is money, and with money, you can live a good life.
Thinking of viagra, Gu Bao decided to sell medicine by himself this time and not take Cheng Chumo out.
Thinking like this, Fauber trotted in.
"Brother Bao, I bought you what you wanted."
As he spoke, he handed two sets of Taoist clothes and a handful of dust whisks to Gu Bao.
"Don't leave yet, wait until I get dressed, and check for me."