Chapter 253: Tianheng's disguise
"Lao Wang! Get up! Ha ha! β
Li Ke smiled and helped Blacksmith Wang up, and Blacksmith Wang hurriedly said to Li Ke, "Master Xie......"
"Look at your happy face...... How? Got a happy event at home? Li Ke looked at Blacksmith Wang with a little meaning, he must have known the reason why Blacksmith Wang came to find him! It's just that you have to pretend to be deeper!
Blacksmith Wang smiled and closed his mouth together, and said happily: "Thanks to the blessing of the adult, the little old man is indeed a happy event in the family!" Blacksmith Wang gasped for breath, and it could be seen that he was very excited at this time!
"What is it about the happy occasion that makes Blacksmith Wang so happy? Could it be the marriage of a sledgehammer......" Li Ke pointed out, and it was in the arms of the king blacksmith! Blacksmith Wang hurriedly knelt down and said: "Thank you Lord Li for the kind words of the little old man's indisputable dog, otherwise, with the little old man's background in iron, how could the dog get such a good fate, thank you, my lord!" Thank you, sir! β
Li Ke hurriedly said: "Okay! Get up! The blacksmith hurriedly replied, "Yes! Thank you, sir! β
Shi Quanhai on the side was directly stunned, he naturally didn't know this king blacksmith, but Li Ke actually started a matchmaker for the ironworker, which made him scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!
"Going to ...... Well? Li Ke was just about to ask Blacksmith Wang when he planned to let Sledgehammer get married, but he didn't expect someone to come outside the door again! This time it's not Xiao Tao, it's Tianheng!
"Subordinates, see your lord!"
Li Ke asked suspiciously, "What?" Recruited? Or have you already completed your mission? It's fast enough! β
Hearing Li Ke say this, Tianheng said embarrassedly: "Not yet!" β
"Huh?! No? So what are you doing here? What's wrong? Seeing that Tianheng's face was a little embarrassed, Li Ke frowned, and said in his heart: Don't give Lao Tzu any demon moths!
"There is no accident, I will come back to eat...... After Tianheng finished speaking, Li Ke took a deep breath and scolded: "Get out!" β
Tianheng hurriedly said: "My lord! There is something else to say about the subordinates, that is, there are people outside the house who ask to see them! That person is Mrs. Meng...... "After Tianheng finished speaking, Li Ke suddenly understood, Mrs. Meng came to inform herself personally! Hurriedly said, "Bring her in!" β
"The subordinates have orders!" Tianheng hurriedly got up and was about to go out, but was suddenly stopped by Li Ke again! Tianheng turned his head and asked suspiciously, "What else do you have to tell your subordinates?" β
"It's nothing else, it's just that when you brought Mrs. Meng in, you showed your mouth to Lao Tzu! Don't say some in Nima, do you understand? Come! You tell Lao Tzu about it! Li Ke stared at Tianheng, afraid that his big mouth would cause trouble! The fire in my backyard is already crumbling and about to be extinguished, but I don't want to pour another bucket of oil on it at this time!
"Forehead ......"
Tianheng actually cared about his own face, and looked left and right at Shi Quanhai and Blacksmith Wang! Then he stubbornly said: "This time, my subordinates went out to bring Mrs. Meng in, and on the way here, they absolutely covered their martial arts, and never said a word!" As long as you bring Mrs. Meng with you, you won't say anything else......"
Li Ke nodded and said with satisfaction: "Hmm! Go ahead! Tianheng hurriedly ran out, and he didn't want to stay here for a moment!
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Outside the Li Mansion
An old woman in a black robe and holding a bronze cane stood in the doorway, her wrinkled eyes were unusually bright and smart! The teeth are also as white as jade, withered on the outside and spring on the inside! This old woman is the old woman disguised as the sister, and this girl is Meng Ting!
Meng Ting muttered anxiously in a hoarse voice: "Why are you so abrasive when you go in and pass on a word?" How do you feel that there is something wrong with the people in the Li Mansion? Being an adult is not like an adult, and being a subordinate is not like a subordinate, which is really ridiculous! Luckily, this sledgehammer is an honest man, otherwise my orange would have suffered......"
Just as Meng Ting was muttering, Tianheng suddenly appeared in front of him! Meng Ting disguised as an old woman who was already wrinkled and dressed, but now she was suddenly taken aback by Tianheng, and said unhappily at the moment: "Are you going to seek immortals or become monks?" β
I saw Tianheng pointing to the gate of the Li Mansion, and suddenly said with a rather strange expression: "Ahhh
"Huh?!"
Meng Ting was stunned at first, and then scolded angrily: "What do you mean?!" Meng Ting is very angry now, she thinks that Tianheng is provoking herself, she was okay just now, and now she suddenly became dumb? This is not intentional, what else is going on?
"Ahh Ah......h
Tianheng pointed at Meng Ting and motioned to follow him, and then pointed to the door of the Li Mansion and said, "Ahhh After speaking, seeing Meng Ting looking at herself blankly, he knew that Meng Ting didn't understand what he meant! And then it was performed......
I saw Tianheng grabbing the air next to him with one hand, and then walked towards the Li Mansion! Originally, Tianheng just wanted to demonstrate, but when Meng Ting saw Tianheng walking inside, she thought that Tianheng didn't care about herself, so she hurriedly followed!
The two guards at the door looked at Tianheng with strange expressions, they didn't understand that he was fine before, why was he dumb all of a sudden?
Seeing that Tianheng was about to step into the Li Mansion with one foot, he suddenly stopped! Meng Ting also stopped, but because she followed too closely, her body planted forward directly and uncontrollably......
"Ah~"
If you are an ordinary person, there will definitely be a hero to save the beauty! It's a pity that Tianheng has to stage a dumb old woman...... Tianheng's sudden stoppage caused Meng Ting behind him to fail to stop in time, and the loss of the body's center of gravity caused Meng Ting to lean forward at the same time, his hands were also waving to grab the life-saving straw!
There is no straw, but there is one! At the same time that the Waimeng matchmaker grabbed Tianheng, Tianheng subconsciously dodged! Tianheng did dodge, but unfortunately the robe didn't have such good luck......
"Tear the ......"
The ancient robes are not as strong as the modern clothes, and the weaving of the robes is mostly made of silk, compared to the modern cotton material, it is simply more brittle than Luban No. 7!
"Oops~hiss......"
Meng Ting lay on the ground and let out a wail, while Tianheng on the side looked at the broken robe on his chest in confusion. A fresh breeze blew...... The strips of cloth flutter in the wind, not only is there no sense of beauty, but even some sarcasm!
"Why don't you hold me up? ...... "Meng Ting covered her arm, and she had a grudge against Tianheng!" Tianheng turned his head mechanically and muttered, "Ahhh......h
"Poof...... Hmph~haha......"
The two guards at the door finally couldn't bear it anymore and laughed out loud, tears in their eyes!
Meng Ting's face suddenly darkened, and her stomach was about to burst out! Suddenly, I heard a loud voice coming, and there was a hint of blame in my tone!
"What are you laughing at? Let you be on an errand, but not let you laugh and play! β
Everyone turned their heads to look, and saw a man who was not very old, average-looking, and wearing a brown robe! With a long knife in his hand, he walks with a majestic look!
"Brother Cao!"
"Brother Cao!"
The person who came was Cao Yang, and the guards hurriedly greeted him! When Meng Ting heard the guards call the comer like this, she thought that Cao Yang must be a big official between them!
Unexpectedly, Meng Ting did not get angry, but said in her unique voice: "Lord Cao! What's the matter with you, soldier? I was fine before, why can't I talk all of a sudden? β
"Huh?!"
Hearing this old woman call himself an adult, Cao Yang didn't have time to be happy, so he followed the old woman's eyes and looked at Tianheng! I saw Tianheng standing still, just looking at the old woman viciously!
"You said him?" Cao Yang stretched out his hand and pointed at Tianheng suspiciously, twisting his head to look at the old woman!
Meng Ting nodded and said, "That's right! That's him! The old body knows him, he is Lord Li's bodyguard, and the old body is here to find Lord Li this time! This guard had already gone to report before, and he was fine before leaving, but he became dumb when he came back! β
"Dumb?! Holy! β
Cao Yang also learned the mantra with Li Ke, turned to Tianheng and said, "Tianheng, have you become mute?" As he spoke, Cao Yang scratched his head and muttered suspiciously, "No...... It was fine before coming! Could it be ......"
"Shut up! You're dumb! β
Tianheng's roar made a few people jump, and Meng Ting's face turned black all of a sudden! Tianheng can speak, which means that he was teasing himself before! Thinking of this, my lungs are about to explode!
Cao Yang is a smarter person, and just about to say that Tianheng suddenly saw the old woman beside him with an unusually ugly face, and he knew that things were not good! He hurriedly said to the woman, "Please! Adults are waiting inside! β
Meng Ting was taken away by Cao Yang's words, so she temporarily diverted her attention! Suppressing the anger in his heart, he said, "Good! Lord Raucao led the way......"
"Please ......"
After the two left, Tianheng still stood at the door and didn't move! It's just that his head did twist with Meng Ting's figure, and the two guards beside him looked at the old woman who walked away, and then looked at Tianheng! Immediately, the two looked at each other and shook their hands in front of Tianheng......
"Smack~"
One of the guards covered his hand and scolded, "Oh! What do you do? Tianheng looked at him and said, "If you shake your hands in front of me, that's a provocation!" β
The guard said angrily: "I was helping you, the eyes you saw the old woman before are about to come out!" I can't watch you fall in, everyone can be your grandma! β
"Shut up! Who said Lao Tzu fell in love with her...... Lao Tzu fell in love with her! What's wrong? No way! No, you go? Tianheng thought about it, although he looked at her as an old woman, in fact, she was a big girl with yellow flowers!
When the two guards heard that Tianheng actually said such unconscionable words, their scalps suddenly tingled in shock! The two guards guarding the gate of the mansion glanced at each other in horror, and then pointed at Tianheng and said, "I want to tell my lord, saying that you have exterminated humanity, and even the old lady will not let go!" β
"That's right! He must be punished severely, one animal! The other guard also pointed at Tianheng angrily, and he gritted his teeth and hated to beat Tianheng now!
Tianheng glanced at the two of them, brushed the strips of robe cloth hanging on his chest, and walked towards the house! He kept muttering, "Hmph! I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, it's just jealousy......"
The guard said angrily, "Holy! It's so arrogant! β
The other guard also said angrily: "That's it! It's just an old woman, looking at his arrogant appearance, I really want to beat him up! β
"Uh...... Can you beat him? The guard looked at the other guard with a Nick Young expression on his face!
The other guard fearlessly said, "No! But I thought about it in case they really ...... Isn't that Lao Tzu called an old woman's brother and sister? VoΕΎi......"
"!"
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Seeing the person who came, Li Ke smiled, and thought: It can be regarded as Nima's coming, Li Ke waved his hand at Cao Yang and motioned for him to go down! After Cao Yang left, Mrs. Meng walked into the house......
"Meet Master Li! Meet Shi County Order! Well?! Lao Wang? How are you here...... Oooh! That's right! You really should come here to thank Master Li......" Mrs. Meng looked at the blacksmith Wang on the side and said with a smile, Blacksmith Wang came here, she was not too surprised!
Blacksmith Wang smiled and said, "Mrs. Meng...... No! In-laws! As soon as these words came out, Meng Ting's face was stunned, and then she quickly heated up! The whole face is red as if the time has come, and it has become a return to the light!
Mrs. Meng thought to herself: Okay! The old lady is not married yet, but you should call me my in-laws first, this ...... Alas! Bear it! Who made the old lady look like an old woman!
"Good, good! Now it's three joys, hahaha! Li Ke said with a smile, completely ignoring the embarrassment of Mrs. Meng! Mrs. Meng thought to herself: I know these two joys, and this third happiness ...... Where does the joy come from?
didn't let Mrs. Meng think for a long time, Li Ke said: "This first joy and second joy are that the two families of King Meng marry one by one!" As for this third joy...... Hehe! That is our Shixian order, which is no longer a county order, but a prefect! β
"Prefect?" "Prefect?!"
Mrs. Meng didn't understand what Li Ke meant by this, and the prefect was the prefect! Does it have anything to do with me...... But thinking so in my heart, I can't say that, Mrs. Meng said with a smile: "Congratulations to the prefect!" And the blacksmith Wang on the side said with a smile: "Congratulations to the prefect on going to the next level!" β
Shi Quanhai said with a smile: "Tongxi! Rejoice! When you get married in a few days, you must send a letter to the official, and the official must be there! Everyone was polite again, and Li Ke hurriedly said: "Okay! Seeing that it's time for dinner, let's eat some together! β
"This official has just taken office, and there are still some things to deal with......" Shi Quanhai said with a somewhat embarrassed face, he was afraid that Li Ke would be angry! But he does have a lot of things to deal with now, and the first case is the case of the previous prefect, the case of the extermination of the prefect's family!
Li Ke nodded and said, "Hmm! If you have something to do, go first! Shi Quanhai, who heard this, was a little panicked, and hurriedly said, "Please forgive me......
"Lao Tzu is not a tiger, if you have something to do, go ahead! I won't blame you! Li Ke rolled his eyes at him and thought: The ancients were really strict in their dealings! Be cautious everywhere, afraid that one accidentally will have no career for you!
"Yes, yes...... Izumi retires! β
After Shi Quanhai left, Li Ke shouted outside the door: "Someone! β
I thought it was a maid or something waiting outside the door, but I didn't expect it to be Cao Yang! Cao Yang bowed and said, "My lord! Subordinates are here! β
Li Ke nodded and said, "Hmm! You go and ask the guy to cook some food, and greet the next two! β
"Yes......"
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Chang'an Li Mansion
"Bang Bang Bang~"
Liu Xia came to stand at the door of the Li Mansion and knocked on the door of the Li Mansion vigorously, he knew that Li's father and mother were in the backyard of the apse, and he couldn't make such a noise!
Mother Li's voice came from inside the door: "Who?" Liu Xia was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: Isn't Mother Li in the backyard of the apse? Why did you run to the front hall today, and you are still behind the door?
Liu Xialai shook his head, it doesn't matter where she is, as long as she is at home! Then he shouted, "Auntie! It's me! Liu Xia is coming! β
"Open the door! It's chivalrous! Li Mu's voice came from behind, only to hear the door rumble, and the two doors were opened! Behind the door was Mother Li, and I saw a woman with a big belly standing next to Mother Li, this woman Liu Xia came to see it, and she was Xue Rengui's wife!
"Xia is coming! It's back! Hurry up and get in! Mother Li hurriedly beckoned Liu Xia to come, Liu Xia nodded and said, "Okay!" The little nephew came today because of Zimu's affairs! β
"Cole?! Cole, what's wrong with him? Is something wrong? Yes?! Say it quickly! Mother Li asked anxiously, that look is really distressing! Liu Yingchun hurriedly said: "Auntie, don't worry, listen to what Brother Liu has to say first!" β
Liu Xialai also knew that what he said was a little ambiguous, and hurriedly said: "Aunt, don't worry! Zimu is fine, he asked me to bring a family photo to my aunt! β
"Family portraits? What is it? β
Mother Li frowned and said puzzledly, and Liu Yingchun on the side also looked at Liu Xia in puzzlement! Before Liu Xia could speak, Mother Li murmured again: "Ke'er does these messy things all day long, and I haven't heard of it!" Could it be food? No, the name doesn't look like it, it could be a poem......"
"Forehead ......"
Liu Xia came to his head full of black lines, and said embarrassedly: "The family photo is a photo taken by Zimu with his wife and children......" After Liu Xia finished speaking, he saw that Li's mother frowned, so he hurriedly blocked Li's mother's mouth with flowers and said: "Auntie, wait a minute, you can take a look first, you are asking......" After Liu Xia finished speaking, he hurriedly took out the mobile phone, and opened the inner and outer three layers!
Liu Yingchun had never seen a mobile phone, so he asked suspiciously: "What is this?!" β
"It's a hand...... You don't care what he is, you just need to know he's useful! You see that holding this place is powered on...... Don't ask what it is, you just have to listen to me......" Liu Xia came to tell Liu Yingchun the operation method of the mobile phone, and the mobile phone screen flashed!
A clear photo appeared on the phone screen, it was a man and three women! One of the women was also holding a baby, which was Li Ke and his wife and child.
Mother Li said in shock: "This ...... This...... Hell yes! How did Cole end up on this? I heard that there are some sorcerers who have lost their conscience and like to collect people's souls...... "The more Li Mu talks, the more outrageous it becomes, and the more she says, the more panicked it becomes!"
"Auntie! It's not the kind of thing you say...... That's right! There is also Zimulu's ...... Where does the video come from? Liu Xia suddenly forgot how to operate and find out the video!
And Mother Li and Liu Yingchun were also in a hurry, Liu Xialai suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "Oops! Isn't there a note...... "Liu Xia came to open the note, and the operation came out step by step......
"Haha! Got it! You see......"
Liu Xia came to hand over the phone, and Mother Li carefully held the phone, for fear that she would accidentally break the phone! Mother Li and Liu Yingchun got together and watched......
"Cole has lost weight...... Ay! Pear! Li Qing! Ah! My big fat grandson, haha! Oops! Look at this little chubby face, haha! Hey? This is...... Bai Yurou? How did she get here? Mother Li said suspiciously, and the video ended suddenly!
"Come! Why is this white rain soft white girl here? Didn't you say that this is Li Ke and his wife...... Well?! Mother Li suddenly realized something as she spoke, looked at the dark mobile phone screen and then at Liu Xialai, and muttered, "Xialai...... Isn't this white girl......"
Liu Xialai smiled and said, "Yes! This white girl has become Li Ke's wife, and you now have three daughters-in-law! Ha ha! β
"If that's ......"
Mother Li nodded, and suddenly said, "Oops! What are you doing standing here? Fast! Come with me into the house! What chicken are you going to open up and let your uncle see ...... too"
Liu Xialai nodded and said with a smile: "Okay!" β
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Luoyang Li Mansion
"Mrs. Meng! The official asked Tianheng to take you, why did you go for so long? Li Ke took a bite of the dish, put down the chopsticks in his hand and muttered.
"Master Li! It's okay not to say this, but it's a fire in the belly...... Forehead! Of course, it's not that adults are bad! Don't be surprised, adults! Mrs. Meng said and suddenly realized that she was wrong about saying other people's guards in front of Li Ke, and she didn't give people Li a lot of face, so she hurriedly said that she was not targeting Li Ke!
Li Ke still knows what kind of Tianheng is like in his heart, but when he heard Mrs. Meng being so angry, he chuckled in his heart, and said in his heart: Could it be that this is going to cause something for yourself, Nima! The fire is burning on me again!
"Huh! Anyway! Since Mrs. Meng is so angry, it means that my guard must have done something to embarrass the matchmaker, and please make it clear that this official is in charge of you! β
Mrs. Meng took a sip of water, moistened her throat and said, "Since this is the case, the old body will no longer hide it!" The old man came to the gate of the mansion and met Tianheng, so he asked him to go inside to report to the adult! Who knew that after Tianheng came out, he suddenly became dumb! When the old man asked him, he didn't say anything, just blindly ......shouted "ahh
Hearing this, Li Ke's face darkened, and he thought of what he had said when he asked him to take Mrs. Meng before! I deliberately explained to him, let him keep his mouth shut and don't talk too much! I didn't expect it! Unexpected! This thing disguised itself as a mute!
"Uh...... To tell you the truth, my guard Tianheng is born with a ...... brain Do you understand? As Li Ke spoke, he made two gestures on his head, which meant that Tianheng's brain was not good and there was a problem! Let him not be like Tianheng, a person with a brain problem!