After Dugumou walked into the RV 'Xuanjia Iron Award', he shouted directly at me: "Hey! Why do you kid keep causing trouble! Tell me about it! Why did you provoke the Luoyang County Order again this time? That's a five-grade official! You're so bold! ”

"Zheng Wupin? The county order or something, isn't it a petty official of the seventh grade? ”

Dugu Mou looked at me for a moment, then pouted and said: "You are too uncommon-sense, this is the Luoyang County Order, not an ordinary county magistrate in a small county town can be compared!" That's right! Tell me about it! Why did you start to become a womanizer again? Don't you all have the famous flower of the Cheng family! Why did you kid start robbing the people's girls again? Dugu Mou paused here when he said this, then turned his head to look at the award that was still asleep, and then lowered his voice and said, "Aren't you afraid that your family's award will be mad?" You're going to die! ”

After listening to Dugumou's words, I snorted for a moment, and then I was scared out of a cold sweat by him! I quickly explained: "Robbing people's girls? Where do I have that guts! I added another sentence in my heart, "I just have the courage to not be afraid of awards, but I don't have that ability!" Then I touched my poor little brother with a hint of it.

"No?" Dugu Mou paused for a moment, and then said suspiciously: "Then why did the bunch of officials just now say that you robbed Yuan Fang?" Oh! By the way, you also said that you not only snatched Yuan Fang, but also put Yuan Fang and her father on the spot, oh! That is, the Luoyang County Order, give a kick and fly! ”

"What? Yuan Fang? Hearing Dugumou's words, I bowed down, and then I walked to the zongzi on the ground, reached out and lifted the quilt that wrapped the woman in red a little, revealing her head, and then I took off the oxygen mask on her mouth, beckoned to Dugumou and asked, "You mean her?" Her name is Yuan Fang? ”

"Well, yes! How? Do you know her? ”

"Huh! I don't know! I quickly denied it, but my heart was boiling: Yuan Fang? Is this Yuan Fang? How can Yuan Fang be a girl! I remember when I watched the TV series Di Renjie at that time, Yuan Fang on TV was obviously a man! Well? Wait a minute! Di Renjie seems to be Wu Zetian's courtier after he ascended the throne! But Xiao Meiniang is still a child now, so Di Renjie should be even younger now! "Hmmm! I guess it's the same name! It shouldn't be alone! I said to myself, but in order to confirm whether the person in front of me is the Yuan Fang I imagined, I would better ask again!

"Ahem! Xiao Mouzi! This Yuan Fang! Who is she? What's the name, where are you from? "I accidentally repeated what Dugumou asked me last time!

Dugu Mou glanced at me with strange eyes, and then he said with a smile: "Boy, you don't really like this girl!" Her name is Yuan Fang, she seems to be from Liangzhou! Her father is the Luoyang County Order! She's famous! That's right! She should know the award, I remember that they seem to have fought each other, and they seem to be friends! You blatantly attack your award-winning close friend! Aren't you afraid? ”

"Hahaha! Ahem! Well! How could I be afraid of that? How bold I am! I smiled dryly and explained to Dugumou, who was full of admiration.

Then I looked back at the big dumplings on the ground, and muttered to myself, "Eh! What a nuisance! Do you want to dig a pit and bury it, destroy the corpse and destroy the traces? Or just throw it out with the person lying down? ”

Just when I stared at the face of Yuan Fang, who was tied like a dumpling on the ground, I was worried about what to do with her. I don't know if this thing on the ground is because of oxygen inhalation, or because Dugumou is talking too loudly, or maybe it's because I subconsciously poked her face with my fingers while watching her worry. As a result, the woman in red, that is, Yuan Fang, woke up~

As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw me squatting in front of her, looking at her in a daze, and poking her face with my fingers. After struggling to no avail, Yuan Fang scolded me directly: "Phew~ Dengzi!" This spit didn't spit on my face, but fortunately I reacted quickly and dodged it directly, and then I heard Yuan Fang continue to scold: "Rogue bandits!" Shameless scum! Hurry up and let your aunt go, or when my mother and I get out of trouble, I will have to cut you with a knife! ”

I heard her call herself an old lady for a while. I said that it was my aunt's momentum, and I knew that what Dugumou said just now was really the truth! This scolding appearance looks like she was influenced by her mother!

"Ahem! Well! You're awake! But you are also scolded when you open your eyes! "I want to explain, this Yuan Fang of the province misunderstood me again! I think I'm innocent anyway......

After hearing that Yuan Fang woke up, Dugu Mou stretched his head over to take a look, and then smiled at Yuan Fang, who only showed one head, and said, "Little girl! Don't struggle, it's useless, no one will pay attention to you even if you shout at your throat! Ha ha! ”

Seeing that Dugu Mou was so skillful in saying such a famous classic line of molesting a woman from a good family, especially his deliberate lewd smile at the end, I don't know why, I suddenly wanted to fly up, and then kicked this thing out, and then shouted: "In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun ......!" "Huh! No, the more I think about it, the more ashamed I become! , why did my brain go astray again!

"Ahem! That~" I coughed dryly, and just wanted to explain in detail to Dugu Mou and this Yuan Fang on the ground, saying that this was really a misunderstanding. But just after I finished coughing, Yuan Fang, who was lying on the ground, saw Dugumou actually say something to tease her, struggled violently, and then scolded Dugumou and said, "Xiaomouzi! You NND is going to rebel! Dare to say such obscene words to the old lady, be careful that your aunt and grandmother go back to complain, and let the eldest sister clean you up! ”

Small ~ small Mouzi? Why does this Yuan Fang call Dugumou the same as I gave him? Is this the same as what heroes see? But it seems that Dugumou and this Yuan Fang are really familiar! Well! Thinking about it, it seems that this Yuanfang came with Dugumou's front and back feet! Well? What are they doing here?

After my mind began to run off and think crankily again, I remembered that these two goods seemed to have come to investigate the sudden disappearance of the school convoy last night! Why did one of these two suddenly pester me to apprentice, and the other had to teach me a lesson, saying that I was molesting her...... Forehead! These two goods are more and more unprofessional, and they turn their heads and forget the main thing!

After Dugumou here saw that Yuan Fang was still threatening him, this kid showed a sunny smile again, and then said to Yuan Fang: "Hehe! Do you know who is the man who tied you up like this? Hey! If you tell you, you won't threaten me with 'big sister' anymore!" ”

After seeing Dugumou's smile, Yuan Fang was obviously stunned, and then said, "Who is he?" Can you be bigger than the eldest sister? Could it be that he is a prince? That's not right! The prince has also been beaten by the eldest sister countless times! ”

I was listening to the two of them talking. I'm in a cold sweat! What is this thing talking about, what is 'big sister'? Won't it be a prize? How do they describe it so similarly? Especially when it comes to the section of 'beating the prince'......

Then I saw Dugumou raise his head and smile at me, and then after holding his fist and giving a salute, he walked to the front of Yuan Fang on the ground, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he took Yuan Fang and the people to lie down together and dragged him up! Anyway, it turns out that the strength of this product is so great! Then, Dugu Mou carried the rope on the quilt, picked up Yuan Fang, walked to the bedside, and then pointed to the award who was still unconscious on the bed and said, "Hehe! Xiao Yuanfang! Look who that is! ”

Yuan Fang struggled after being picked up by Dugu Mou, and then looked at his fingers, and after she saw the faces of the three unconscious people on the bed, Yuan Fang froze directly, and then muttered: "This~ This must be an illusion!" Even the eldest sister has been plotted so much! Then she said to Dugumou: "Xiao Mouzi! Is this really an award? So what kind of person is he, with such great ability, even the eldest sister was taken down by him? If so, am I hopeless? ”

After hearing her words on the side, I thought to myself: "This thing really says that the eldest sister is a prize!" In this case, did I accidentally clean up the little brother who won the award? Forehead! Will this award come back to settle accounts with me and avenge her little brother! ”

At this time, after Dugumou heard Yuan Fang's words, he gently put Yuan Fang back on the ground again, and then said to her: "Hehe! You can see it! Then you know you've messed with someone you shouldn't mess with! Or else! You apologize or apologize first, and then I will be kind enough to help you make peace, so that he can let you go, so that you can reconcile directly, and then forget about this matter? ”

I heard Dugumou's words next to me, and I suddenly felt that this kid was still a little useful! Enough brother, and you know how to help me get even! Well! Enough brother, the next time he wants to go to the 'movies' to be put to the so-called test, I will consider helping him change to a more peaceful film, at least not to turn him into a fountain again!

But the result is still good, I don't know if it's because of Dugumou's words that scared Yuan Fang, she finally agreed to reconcile with me, and no longer care about me making fun of her, as long as I compensate her for a piece of food......

This additional condition was proposed by Dugumou, and after I took out a plate of chocolates and lollipops from the snack box and handed them to Yuan Fang, I sent her away.

"Huh! It's so easy to get rid of! If I knew it would be so easy. I sent it a long time ago, anyway, these are all for Xiao Meiniang! "However, after seeing these snacks, I remembered that Xiao Mei Niang was here, and she was taken away by her father in too much of a hurry! There were so many emergencies that I didn't even have time to give her some of her favorite snacks! Alas! I don't know when we will see each other again!

After sending Yuan Fang away, Dugu Mou untied her only to find out that Yuan Fang, who was wrapped in the quilt, turned out to be disheveled, Dugu Mou quickly turned his head and pretended not to know after taking a look, and then secretly gave me a thumbs up......

"Alas! I can't explain this, I guess I said that I was saving people, and they wouldn't believe it! I sighed.

After Yuan Fang saw the appearance of her quilt again, she immediately covered her head, and then I obviously saw that Yuan Fang wrapped in the quilt began to tremble, but I don't know if she was frightened or trembling with anger......

However, after considering the safety issue, I still glanced at the grass and the tree and Xiaoling, and then I pulled Dugumou out of the car to avoid the embarrassment inside!

After pulling Dugumou out, Dugumou saw the car door closed, put his arm around my shoulder, and then said to me with an obscene expression: "Boy! You're so daring! Don't you particularly like that kind of tigress girl! This is the lord whose temper is second only to the little demon king of the prize! And it's only because her kung fu is not as good as the award, that she has settled down a little bit! By the way, I could see that she was already disheveled! You're not going to have it yet! Ha ha! Brother admires, admires very much! Brother Li Hei is really worthy of being a disciple of the gods, he is really a master of art and bold! Ha ha! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, we're innocent!"

"Innocence? Haha, are you going to tease me to death? ”

"Really! I~" I just wanted to explain, but I thought that if I told this thing about my own development, what new nickname might be circulated in Chang'an City when I turned around? I remember the title of 'loser', it was this kid who spread it to me!

"Huh! Never mind! I didn't do anything anyway! It's true! ”

"Haha! Well, okay! Aren't you considered to wipe your mouth dry and clean, and you won't admit it if you turn your face ruthlessly? Hey! It's not my brother, I'm talking about you, this is not what people in my generation should do! Dare to do what you don't dare to recognize! If you get the word out, you'll be despised! Dugu Mou said earnestly. Then he patted me on the shoulder, reached out and pointed ahead, and said, "Look, your new father-in-law is watching you there!" ”

I looked up and followed Dugumou's fingers, not far away, the middle-aged handsome guy who was kicked away by Xiaoling was leading a group of officials and errands, lying next to the stable, not far away, staring at me with gritted teeth!

"Alas! I want to cry for a while! This thing seems to be endless! "I saw this scene, I completely understood, I estimated that I was completely planted, looking at the appearance of these people, I could see that there was still a deep sense of hatred in their eyes, this is obviously because Dugu Mou is suppressing here, so that they don't dare to come over to find trouble, but they still don't want to let me go, and hate me as a bully who robs the people's girls!

"Alas! I can't wash this even if I jump into the Yellow River! I don't know if you can listen to my explanation after waking up! I feel like I'm going to take jujube pills! ”