Chapter 314: Stupid Thieves Scared of Pee
"Brush!"
Just when a group of thieves felt as if they were about to be suffocated to death by this strange atmosphere at any moment, a dark shadow suddenly fell out of the canopy.
Everyone looked at it and saw that it was a human head that emitted a faint fluorescence, and a blood-red tongue was more than a foot long sticking out of its mouth, and it was staring at themselves with blood-red eyes at the moment.
The long hair still hangs on the canopy, driving the human head to sway slowly...
There was no panic, no screaming, a group of thieves just stood there in a daze, watching the heads of people slowly swaying, as if they had been frozen.
Five seconds later.
"Mom!"
"What the hell!"
"Ahh
。。。。。。
Screams of terror pierced the quiet night sky, and a group of thieves suddenly fell to the ground, feeling as if their strength had been hollowed out all at once. They tried hard to get up and escape, but their legs seemed to be pinned to the ground, and they couldn't move whether they were alive or dead.
"Did I let you go?" Seeing a few relatively bold thieves thinking of crawling away quietly, the faint voice sounded again, and a group of thieves suddenly didn't dare to move anymore.
"There is a wrongdoer... The debtor is the owner ... It's not us who hurt you... The head stiffened his head and said, "You will take us... As... Let go of a fart.。。。 ”
"Yes... That's right... The rest of the thieves chimed in.
"That's right... The faint voice seemed to be thinking about something, and after a few seconds, he spoke again: "Then you will kowtow to me a hundred times, and you can leave after kowtowing." ”
When the thieves heard this, they immediately lay down there and kowtowed: As long as you can satisfy this uncle, kowtow a few times to count as a ball...
"Don't play, I'm hungry." Just as the thieves were stumbling happily, a lazy voice came from overhead: "My special bear power!" ”
The thieves looked up in confusion, only to see a round black straight down on the ground.
"Bang!"
"Poof"!
This was followed by the sound of heavy objects hitting the ground and vomiting blood...
The thieves looked intently, only to see an iron-eating beast sitting on their two companions, seeing the two companions spitting blood and twitching limbs, eighty percent of them couldn't survive...
"Your uncle!" At this time, Brother Ba jumped down directly from the tree and grinned at the radish with his jumping feet: "I haven't played enough!" ”
"It's not fun at all." Radish blinked his little eyes and said with a cute face: "Brother Ba, let's go eat, I'm hungry." ”
"I'm special..." Brother Ba lost his temper when he heard this: "I must have chosen you because of the brain pump, I thought someone was playing with me, but I got a living father, and I know how to eat all day long!" I might as well bring a dog with me! ”
The rest of the thieves all looked at Radish and Brother Ba blankly, and they all felt that their brains were a little insufficient.
Am I blind?
An iron-eating beast is talking to a rabbit?
The problem is that I actually understood?
Is this a special essence?!
"Demon... Monster! A group of thieves reacted and exclaimed, and then rolled their eyes and fainted...
"Look, I'm stunned by you, and I don't have to play anymore!" Brother Ba looked at Radish dissatisfiedly and muttered.
"Brother Ba, I'm hungry." Radish blinked and looked at Brother Ba.
"Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat all day!" Brother Ba hated that iron could not be made of steel, and pointed to the radish and said.
"Brother Ba, I'm hungry." Radish continued to blink at Brother Ba.
"Be careful that you eat a pig one day!" Brother Ba felt so powerless.
"Brother Ba, I'm hungry." The turnip blinked again.
“。。。” Brother Ba looked at the radish in despair, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "You, yes, I, Dad!" ”
"Hmm... What's going on... A group of thieves woke up and rubbed their dizzy heads: "Why am I lying on the ground... ”
"Click... Awake? Click... ”
"Click... Delicious... Click... ”
“。。。。” A group of thieves heard the sound and saw Brother Ba and the radish gnawing there, and one by one they had signs of rolling their eyes again.
"Whoever dares to faint again, I'll let this living father give him a butt." Brother Ba stretched out his paw and pointed at the radish and said in a leisurely manner.
“。。。” A group of thieves survived when they heard this, and then looked at Brother Ba and Radish in horror, and their bodies couldn't stop swinging.
Someone quietly glanced at the two accomplices who had been seated by Radish before: now they were all lying there motionless, as if they had been dead for a long time...
"Alright." After eating the radish, Brother Ba pouted towards the carriage: "Where did you get it, and move it back to somewhere." ”
A group of thieves suddenly looked at each other: Just now, these two monsters seem to be vegetarians, and it seems that the monsters don't eat us? Still let us work?
No wonder there are no soldiers at this racecourse...
No wonder the two Highnesses were careless...
No wonder everything went so smoothly when I came in just now...
A group of thieves suddenly had a feeling of being pitted...
"What are you doing all the time?" Brother Ba was stunned when he saw a group of thieves still there, and he was immediately dissatisfied: "Hurry up and get up and work!" Are you waiting for my dad to give you a butt?! ”
Hearing this, the thieves subconsciously looked at the two accomplices who were resting on the ground, and suddenly they were full of excitement!
Made! Even if you are eaten by a monster, it is better than being sat to death with a butt!
It's a shame to die!
Brother, mourning...
The last group of thieves had to run to the carriage, lift the box, and continue to move it inside...
I thought it was a fortune, but it turned out to be completely planted!
If you are chased, you can still run away.,Now I don't have the courage to run when I'm targeted by these two monster uncles.。。。
Following
Looking at the group of thieves who were cowering in the corner of the room with their eyes blank, Li You and Li Su also had a pain in the egg: How much do you say you can't think about it? Actually came here to steal something? Don't you know that these two uncles are covered here...
"That... Brother Ba. What are you going to do with them? Li You ran to Brother Ba's side and asked, and by the way, he gave a big white radish.
"Since the eldest brother has given you to manage this place, it is better for you two brothers to deal with it." Brother Ba blinked a few times and replied.
"No, no, no," Li You hurriedly shook his head: "It's better for you to deal with it." ”
Li You also encountered this kind of situation once when he was not familiar with Brother Ba before, and he took Brother Ba's words seriously at that time.
Now Li You recalls his miserable scene, and can only sigh in his heart: I was still too young at that time...