"Why don't you grab it?"

Chen Mo, who had been hiding behind Jing Zhe, couldn't help but stand up anymore and was furious.

"We are court officials, not bandits, why do we rob them?"

"I don't think you're as good as bandits and bandits! Also court officials? Bah! Shame on the face of the court! People like you should all be pulled out and cut down—hmm..."

Without waiting for Chen Mo to finish speaking, Jing Zhe hurriedly covered her mouth.

The lips are soft, moist and hot, and they feel nice to the touch...

Breaking free of his hand, Chen Mo glared at Jing Zhe with a red face, knowing that he was speechless, and obediently hid behind him and stopped talking.

"I'm stupid, but I don't know how the official master's 1,200 taels were calculated?"

Jing Zhe asked.

"Of course, we calculated according to the tax rate algorithm stipulated by the law of the court, and the court will cheat you?"

The court may not, but you certainly will.

Seeing that Jing Zhe was staring at him and didn't speak, Lean Catcher was a little unhappy and said, "What, is it difficult for me to calculate it for you again?" ”

"Then listen up!"

"Okay!"

Lean Catcher shook his head and said, "The last time I came to your store to collect taxes, you earned more than 200 taels, yes or no?" ”

Jing Zhe nodded, "That's true." ”

"Speaking of which, you have to thank me!"

"Oh, really?"

Jing Zhe glanced at him, "Although I don't know what to thank, since you said it, then I will thank your whole family first!" ”

“……”

Why does this become more uncomfortable the more you listen to this?

Forget it, just thank him anyway.

"I can inquire, two hundred taels a day is not the time when you earn the most, and later you also earned three or four hundred taels a day!"

"But as for me, I am more merciful, so I will collect taxes according to your account of two hundred taels a day, and as for the extra earnings, I don't want them, you say, should you thank me?"

"Well, I've already thanked your whole family."

“……”

"There are more than 360 days in a year, and if you count it as 360 days, you can earn 72,000 taels of silver a year!"

Reporting this number, even the lean catcher himself was taken aback: I said, is there so many?

The onlookers were silent, they all felt that there was something wrong with his algorithm, and they were still thinking about what went wrong.

And Jing Zhe was laughed at angrily.

God is worth 72,000 taels of silver!

If such a small store can earn so much in a year, the national treasury of Angola will have to collect a lot of money just to collect taxes, right?

"This official... I have a question. ”

Seeing that Jing Zhe was so polite, he was lean and said quickly:

"Say!"

"Can we sell this popsicle in winter?"

"In winter, when it's freezing cold, who will eat popsicles when their heads get into the water? Besides, even if someone wants to eat it, won't it freeze if they take mung bean soup and leave it outside overnight? Only a fool would buy it! ”

Lean Catcher quickly analyzed disdainfully.

Jing Zhe nodded solemnly: "That's right, I think so too, but there are always fools who think that they can sell so many popsicles all year round like now!" ”

“……”

The atmosphere suddenly fell silent.

Just now, everyone was still thinking about what was wrong, but Jing Zhe immediately understood.

Popsicles are selling well now, firstly because of the hot weather, and then they have also heard that there are many people who love farts, which is equivalent to putting money in the store and not actually spending it, otherwise, wouldn't it be only a hundred taels to sell a thousand popsicles a day?

A few days later, as soon as the beginning of autumn passes, there will be many fewer people buying popsicles, let alone winter.

And the lean catch is calculated as two hundred and two days a day, and the shamelessness is shocking.

"You're calling me a fool?"

Jing Zhe shook his head, "It's not me, it's you who scolded yourself, and the fool with his head in the water will buy popsicles in winter." ”

“……”

Lean Catcher's eyes narrowed.

This algorithm is indeed very flawed, and he found it himself, but he can't change the words, because these are all taught to him by Lin Wenyao, he is just a tool man, how can he have the right to change his lines?

Then he said viciously: "Then when you earn more than two hundred taels a day, why don't you say it?" Don't just think about taking advantage! This algorithm is made in accordance with the laws of the imperial court, and it is useless for you to say anything! ”

“……”

You will never be able to change someone who is trying to mess with you.

Jing Zhe thought for a while, and then continued to ask: "Okay, according to your algorithm, we have to pay 1,440 taels a year, right?" How did one thousand two hundred taels come out? ”

I saw the lean catcher grinning, "So you have to thank me!" In this year, I only counted 300 days for you, and the remaining 60 days should be exempted for you, and the tax is naturally more than 200 taels less! Hehe, shouldn't you thank me? ”

"Well, I thanked your whole family just now, and this time I should thank your eighteenth generation ancestor!"

Lean Catch: "......"

Chen Mo: "......"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get the money!"

Lean Catcher said impatiently.

"Wait, just now the official said that this algorithm is stipulated by the law of the imperial court, and I have never heard of such a law, so it is better for the official to take it out, let me and the big guy open our eyes, and this tax can also be paid!"

Thin Catcher is a little embarrassed to listen to it, he is just a tool man who spreads words, where does he know what the law stipulates?

Just as he was hesitating what to say, he suddenly saw Lin Wenyao walking over from the opposite side!

"Want the law? Hehe, my lord has it! ”

Hearing Lin Wenyao's calm voice, Lean Catcher finally breathed a sigh of relief, and his mission was successfully completed.

Lin Wenyao walked closer, stared at Chen Mo greedily a few times, and then said dissatisfied to everyone: "The little master told him alone, what are you doing here?" ”

After speaking, he made a look at the fast catchers, and the fast catchers understood, and immediately dispersed the onlookers.

When only Jing Zhe, Chen Mo and others were left at the scene, Lin Wenyao smiled coldly: "Want the law? That master told you that in Yongzhou City, my father is the sky, and I am the law! ”

"I just said I would charge you 1,200 taels, right? Now I've changed my mind, one thousand four hundred and forty taels, not a single point is missing! If you can't hand it in early tomorrow morning, just wait for the door to close! ”

Then he looked at Chen Mo and smiled cheaply: "If this little lady can go back to the house with the young master and negotiate on this matter, maybe there will be a turnaround~"

“……”

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