After painting all morning, Wang Lanling went directly to the dining hall after class.

The canteen is a place for officials and students and school teachers to eat, and there is a strict limit on the number of people who are not allowed to enter during meal times.

Similarly, officials and students are not allowed to talk nonsense about teachers at random during meal time.

Wang Lanling walked into the canteen, and the rules in the canteen were clearly written on the wall, and they were sealed with glass, so that they could be seen more clearly.

The weather was very cold, and Wang Lanling began to line up after taking a general look at the rules.

At meal time, there are many people in line.

Teachers and students eat differently than they are, and if you want to go up the stairs, you have to go through a one-meter-high staircase.

Those teachers don't need to concentrate on cooking, so the channel reserved for teachers will also become a convenient channel for some related households.

Wang Lanling didn't care about this kind of thing, just eat his own food, and there were still many things to do in the afternoon.

It's close to the buffet here, and the main thing about eating is to verify your identity, take a dinner plate and go in and eat it casually, without wasting it.

The food here is not exquisite, there is nothing particularly delicate.

Wang Lanling made a plate of rice, with two spoonfuls of beef stewed potatoes and two tea eggs on top.

There are a lot of people here, all of them are officials and students, although I don't know how the guards at the door identify them, but they should all be.

Wang Lanling put the dinner plate on a table, where two men and one woman were eating, and there was also a place.

There are fewer women in the cafeteria, and most of them are men.

In fact, there are not many female officials, and there are also not many female officials, and the reason why there are many people is because the place itself is a place where women gather.

After Wang Lanling sat down, he lowered his head to eat, and the other three people at the table were not the kind of people who talked a lot, and they didn't talk to him after he sat down to eat.

While he was immersed in eating, he heard the sound of laughter coming from nearby.

Most of the people looked over and saw that it was a group of people who were laughing and chatting happily.

Wang Lanling had no other thoughts and continued to eat, but soon one of the people in the group said something to the people around him.

Soon, five or six men came together.

"Wang Lanling, are you a mountain man?" Le Xiaowrist stood in front of Wang Lanling, smiling at this little kid who made a lot of noise yesterday.

Wang Lanling frowned, he was not afraid, he mainly felt this person's reaction...... It's sluggish to the point of being a few beats slower.

However, Wang Lanling soon realized that most of his thinking was still stuck on yesterday's events, such as these people still self-righteously regarded what happened yesterday morning as something new, and reacted to yesterday's events.

It's really uncomfortable......

Wang Lanling thinks about class antagonism, but there are outliers in each class who can't see their own position clearly.

What good is it for you that you are targeting me like this? Have I eaten your rice?

Wang Lanling completely forgot that he was wrong, and he felt that there was something wrong with these people's brains at this time.

When Le Xiaoshou saw that Wang Lanling didn't speak, he was even more proud, and felt very majestic!

"Don't you dare to admit that you are from Shanzhou?" Le Xiaofang felt that Wang Lanling was now exposed, and he would not have the confidence he had before.

Wang Lanling frowned and looked at this person, and said suspiciously: "It's good that I'm from Shanzhou or Yunzhou, there's nothing I dare not admit, what I'm interested in is just some of your behaviors, so I can't tell if you're really stupid or fake stupid, this head ...... Forget it, I don't scold, do you know what it means to change with each passing day? What is wind direction? ”

Le Xiaozhang's face turned red, he felt that Wang Lanling was scolding him!

"You mountain man! I don't know how to be polite!! Le Xiaoshou quickly shot back, he knew that Wang Lanling was very good at scolding, so he definitely couldn't lose face.

Wang Lanling said helplessly: "Say I'll just say me, I really don't know much about etiquette, it's me who you have an opinion about, forget it, I'll teach you how to scold people, first of all, scolding in public places can't implicate the rest of the people, you have to go straight to the target of the roll call, and it's best not to repeat, otherwise you will appear to be uneducated." ”

Le Xiaojian's accomplice quickly scolded: "Flim tongue! Others say that mountain people are straightforward and unreasonable, and I see that you know how to move your mouth all day long, and it is even more hateful! ”

Wang Lanling said politely: "Let's sit down and scold, it's called a debate, and the teachers can't say anything when they see it, if they quarrel loudly and willfully, they will inevitably fall into a reckless impression in the eyes of the teachers." ”

"And seriously, I'm arguing with you here, and whether you win or lose, it will spread that my reputation as a clever and chattering villain."

"Even if it's a scolding fight, I actually prefer to argue with someone with status, that's what is called being able to speak well, even if the court humiliates people who disagree with each other to death, that's a good reputation that will flow through a thousand hardships, and scolding and fighting with you classmates here in the canteen is really a loss of identity."

How can an official not quarrel?

Quarreling is to protect one's own interests, and one must learn to be able to justify and scold others regardless of right or wrong.

If you want to show the emperor, if you don't do it, you will admit that you can't do it, do you expect the people above to always accept your opinions? How old are you?

Le Xiao laughed angrily, "If that's the case, you don't know martial arts, right?" After talking for a long time, isn't it just relying on the fact that there are no fights in the school, and playing tricks here. Bah! What kind of man! ”

Wang Lanling shook his head very calmly, "Your ideological consciousness is really not suitable for continued development, in the future, you will either be a clean official, or you will be a faint official, who can be a big official, who is not a person who can speak well?" It's just that those people are not interested in talking to ordinary people. ”

"You think I'm just playing tricks, that's for now, and in a few years, I won't bother to pay attention to you."

is obviously a teenager, but he teaches them young people in an old-fashioned manner, and Le Xiaofang is particularly angry with this hateful Shanzhou person.

"Isn't the mountain man Xiang Wu? How dare you compete with me in the ring?! ”

Le Xiaofang didn't want to talk nonsense with this weak guy, so if he was a man, he would go to the ring!

Wang Lanling didn't want to cause trouble, but the teachers at the school were just watching the excitement from the side, and they didn't mean to maintain order at all, which made it uncomfortable.

"I can't compare, I can't compare, I don't know martial arts, and strength and force are not your opponents." Wang Lanling happily said that he couldn't do it.

Le Xiaoshou didn't expect Wang Lanling to be so happy, so he sneered and said, "Admit that you can't do it so quickly?" ”

Wang Lanling nodded and said: "Admitting that you are not as good as others, it is not so difficult, people are valuable in self-knowledge." ”

Le Xiaoshou still felt that Wang Lanling was scolding, although he couldn't find a dirty word, he just felt that Wang Lanling was scolding him.

"You stinky boy! Unwilling to fight, and chattering endlessly, I really thought I couldn't teach you a lesson?! ”

Wang Lanling stood up, looked at Le Xiaoshou and a few people around him, and said sincerely: "It's really my problem, I shouldn't talk too much to people, although it's enthusiastic, but most people will feel that this is ridicule because of my age and previous performance after hearing it." ”

"Since a few brothers don't want to listen, then I won't say it." Wang Lanling clasped his hands into fists, bowed his head and said: "This thing is my fault, in the future, when I meet a few people, I will take the initiative to get out of the way and retreat three meters, now is the time to eat, can I forgive Xiaosheng like this?" ”

Le Xiaofang frowned, and he couldn't cope with Wang Lanling's reaction.

But the partner next to this person, at this time, felt that he had won and ordered happily: "No! When you see us Tongzhou people in the future, you have to retreat thirty meters! ”

Lord Xiao Wang is simply happy in his heart, this is definitely not a Hell Knight, but it is better than every Hell Knight!

"Nonsense!" A cold drink came from the upper floor, and the cafeteria, which was originally a little messy, suddenly fell silent, and everyone felt a solemn atmosphere!

Master! It's a master!

Everyone quickly lowered their heads, especially those students who had studied for many years, and they didn't dare to breathe.

An old man with gray hair stood on the railing of the high steps, staring indifferently.

Shangguan Law, the person in charge of discipline and punishment in the Tongzhou Official Academy!

Shangguan Fa looked at Wang Lanling and the others indifferently.

"Nothing to do, picking quarrels and provoking trouble, stubborn! A few of you go to the gate outside to stand at the gate, stand from now until midnight, dare to leave a step, and get out of this school in the future! ”

There is not only one school in Tongzhou, Shangguan Fa feels that Wang Lanling is too troublesome, so if he can't do it, he will be sent to another school and locked up for three years.

Although it is a few other people who cause trouble, this kind of thing does not distinguish between right and wrong, it is Wang Lanling's responsibility!

Le Xiaoshou felt that he was extremely aggrieved, and he opened his mouth to justify.

"Wronged!"

Wang Lanling quickly took a few gulps, and while saluting with his hands in fists, he puffed out his mouth and went outside to admit punishment.

He is very aware of his performance, and he knows even more that this person is definitely going to punish him.

Shangguan Fa was not discouraged by Wang Lanling's knowledge of current affairs and sensibility, and he now understands why Yunzhou refused to ask for this goods.

Le Xiaojia and the others were powerless to resist the decision of Shangguan Fa, and soon under the majesty of Shangguan Fa, they went to stand outside with unwillingness.

So the six of them stood for twelve hours in the cold wind where the sun came out.

The afternoon class must have been delayed, Wang Lanling leaned against the wall to bask in the sun, and said to the few people standing under the shadow of the pillar:

"It's really good, no matter how much we skip class in our school, we won't delay class, and your teacher will talk about this afternoon's class tomorrow morning."

The school's curriculum has always been to take care of the last one, and theoretically the lessons that these few people have missed will be repeated tomorrow, and then they will become the enemies of the rest of the class.

is like Lord Xiao Wang, it's different, he is already the last one.

Le Xiao looked at Wang Lanling with red eyes, gritted his teeth and refused to speak again.

"Anyway, if you are idle, you are idle, if you don't speak, you may freeze to death, how about I teach you a small trick necessary to be an official? Surely you won't. ”

Le Xiao squinted at the other side, he had now made up his mind not to pay attention to this calamity.

The rest of the people did the same, and they didn't want to continue to be affected by this plague.

Wang Lanling didn't feel conscious at all, and said: "From now until twelve o'clock in the evening, there are less than twelve hours, I can teach you a trick, as long as you start learning from now on, you can ensure that you can insist on twelve hours without going to the toilet, provided that there is no urge to urinate now." ”

The rest remained silent.

Wang Lanling said: "When I was an official in the county, I often had meetings, and I sat all morning, but not going to the toilet for 12 hours was also a huge challenge for me. ”

Fortunately, I didn't drink soup at noon, otherwise Lord Xiao Wang felt that he couldn't hold it.

As time passed, many officials, students, and teachers walked outside from the door of the cafeteria.

When no one came out of the cafeteria for a long time, Wang Lanling looked at a few people on the side and found that one person was clenching his hands into fists, and a restless affection appeared on his face.

Lord Wang looked at the blue sky at forty-five degrees, and said with a hesitant expression: "If you want to pee, you can pee, while there is no one now, and there is still the sun, maybe it will be done before dinner, if it really doesn't work, let's talk and divert our attention, but I feel that I can't last eleven hours." ”

The person nearby was uncomfortable, and he really refused to stand up to urinate, and he was very entangled at this time.

Wang Lanling waited patiently, although he felt that even if someone fell, the stinky old man would not necessarily let him go, but he always had to try, and he was also not confident in persevering for eleven hours.

"Ah Jie! Run the internal power to force out the water! Le Xiaofang also noticed the problems of his partners around him and quickly helped!

Depend on!?

Wang Lanling was shocked, and then realized that they were different!

The man named Ah Xie also realized that he knew martial arts at this time, but he had no experience in using martial arts to go to the toilet!

At this time, it was impossible to retreat, Ah Xie opened his five fingers, tightened the five fingers to gather the internal force of the whole body from the body to the palm, and tried to reverse the flow of blood!

His face was white at one time, red at another, and gradually showed a painful expression.

But after more than ten minutes, a trace of moisture began to appear on his forehead, as well as from his pants on the lower half of his body.

It's peeing...... Or did it work?

Wang Lanling looked at Ah Jie's reddened ears and felt that it was ...... Failed.

"That's it!" Ah Xie didn't look at Wang Lanling's side, but said to his partner: "I succeeded!" ”

I guess it failed...... Wang Lanling looked at the droplets of water dripping from Ah Jie's feet, revealing a suspicious look.

The rest of the people also quickly said, "Good! That's it! ”

Wang Lanling felt troubled, these people don't take the right path, and they all know martial arts, they say that they have succeeded, and Wang Lanling has no evidence to refute them.

There is no doubt that knowing martial arts at this time is an excellent excuse.

The balance of victory has tilted in favor of these people, and there is no doubt that in this protracted game, it will be Wang Lanling who will lose!

In desperation, Wang Lanling quickly recalled his spicy Buddha heart cheats, hoping to spend these eleven hours through a low-consumption sleep mode.

The unprecedented crisis has made Xiao Wang also devote unprecedented concentration.

The spicy hand Buddha heart is actually a kind of Buddhist mind, which pays attention to controlling oneself, and in general, it is to control one's own impulses and extreme emotions and stabilize oneself.

It is similar to meditation and meditation, and this kind of exercise has a long-term characteristic, and you have to get up and go to the toilet without practicing.

Buddhism and Taoism are especially suitable for the needs of Wang Lanling's current situation, although it is only a piggybacking role......

Wang Lanling himself has practiced internal strength, but he can't detect it, and at this time, in order to control himself from going to the toilet, he is also trying to calm down his emotions and enter a low-consumption mode similar to sleep, that is, meditation mode.

Both sides are insisting, Le Xiaojia and the others will soon reach the point where they need to use internal force to keep out the cold, and only they know whether it is cold or not below.

These people's martial arts are not profound, and they are not the kind of martial arts geniuses and hard-working geniuses, so there was soon a situation of lack of internal strength, and their expressions were vain.

But Wang Lanling leaned against the sun-blotted wall with an expressionless face, standing there motionless.

***

Tie Wuming stood outside the dining hall and looked at the people in front of him, with that complicated look on his face.

"It seems that the physical education class will not be delayed, what a wonderful person......"