Volume 2 Zhongzhou Lifting Industry Chapter 34 Guessing the Riddle
It turns out that the Yu Dynasty has rules that women can take the female exam, and those who pass the examination will arrange official positions in the palace and assign a female eunuch to the palace.
Sure enough, I saw six eunuchs holding ceremonial utensils, and the stars in the middle greeted one like a moon.
This person is picturesque, not very dressed, wearing a lotus-colored skirt, built-in white lotus brocade satin, jade neck like a swan white and long, graceful figure, eyes shining like stars, face like peach and plum, really a big beauty.
The six filial piety servants present were quite stunned, and they forgot to say hello for a while.
Xue Taisui also felt that the woman in front of him was quite good-looking.
He has seen the Queen Mother Chen Yuanyuan, the Queen Mother, who is known as the first beauty in the world, is more plump and beautiful than the person in front of her, but the temperament of this poem, calligraphy and painting scroll is far behind.
Seeing that everyone was still immersed in the illusion of appreciating the beauty, Xue Taisui coughed:
"What is such a handsome bird called Lin Wanxi, why is it not called Lin Daiyu?"
This standard Beijing accent immediately made everyone laugh again.
At the banquet, Lin Ruishangshu's face turned pale with anger:
"Wanxi, this kid is really a mess, and so is Your Majesty, sending a female official here, why did you send my daughter, it's really insulting."
On the side, Pei Shao hurriedly persuaded:
"Lin Shangshu, Ling Yuan is eight buckets high, she was the champion of women, and she is as beautiful as a fairy, so she should come here to make friends with the current Junyan."
Lin Ruiyuan is not a stubborn master, and he is also thinking about it at the moment, it is not bad for his daughter to make more young talents, and the twenty-ninth year of the province is still to be written.
Lin Wanxi was down-and-out and generous, a pair of smart big eyes blinked her long eyelashes and glanced at everyone:
"Ladies and gentlemen, your Majesty wants to know your talents, and invites the little girl to come and ask, but the slave family is only shallow in learning, and all of us have already guessed the riddle for fun, and the talented ones will be liked by Your Majesty, what do you think?"
Li Shipeng was afraid that the field would be cold, so he hurriedly took out two ingots of silver from his arms, and there was a glowing halo on the side, and there was no doubt that there was enough official silver in Baoding, and it seemed that there were fifty taels.
Li Shipeng opened his mouth and said:
"Guessing the riddle is very interesting, but not without the color head, we are fascinated by one person, in turn to answer, answer correctly on their own another riddle, whether you guess not right or can not out of the riddle is a loss of a round, but to be punished for drinking, three rounds down to see how many points to determine the winner, how?"
Xue Taisui slapped his thigh:
"Well, in the end, it is the head of the Hanlin Academy, this idea is very good, my old Xue is not good at Fengyue, but he wants to ask for a prison army, if anyone cheats or defaults, be careful of our fists."
In fact, Xue Taisui has tens of millions of anagrams hidden in the Great Tibetan Prajna Sutra in his mind, how can it be compared to everyone present now, but he was a little ruthless when he was hurt by women in his early years, so he was extremely disgusted with these Fengyue things.
Lin Wanxi bowed, since there was no objection from all the public here, then the little woman would come up with a question first:
"When Mencius saw King Hui of Liang, he replied to a celebrity of the previous dynasty."
lowered his hand next to Bai Baijin, and at this moment, he picked up the gold bottle, poured a glass of wine, and said slowly:
"Wei Zheng", the four sides immediately applauded.
With the help of wine, Jin was chic during the day, and there was a mystery when he got up:
"Suddenly healed."
Behind him was Jiang Dongmei, who took a bite of food and said with a smile:
"Brother Bai, this is a literati dancer, Huo Quai."
Then there was also a mystery: "The emperor laid the foundation." ”
Next to him was Yang Xingfang, who was quick and in a hurry, how could it be difficult to stop him, and grinned: "Wang Anshi." ”
Yang Xingfang deliberately showed the appearance of the Han clan, looked at Dong Xuan, and said with a smile:
"Although tens of millions of people have gone to me."
Dong Xuan's long entry in the ancient and modern legal codes, but he didn't pay much attention to guessing the riddle and solving the order, and he made a difficulty at the moment, scratching his ears and cheeks, and kept muttering in his mouth: "Although tens of millions of people go to me, although tens of millions of people go to me........"
Immediately provoked laughter.
saw Xue Taisui playing with Li Shipeng on the side haha: "Master Li, what book did Shi Nai'an write recently?" ”
Li Shipeng smiled: "I heard that the name was set for the Water Margin, but I don't know if the official family will let it be published." ”
This woke up Dong Xuan, and hurriedly stammered: "Yang, Yang Xiong!" ”
After that, he wiped the sweat on his head and glanced at Xue Taisui gratefully.
Xue Taisui continued to cross Erlang's legs, and muttered while pouring wine:
"It's a waste that I can't afford to drink such a good wine."
Dong Xuan also wanted to ask a question, searching for dry intestines and looking at Liu Zhijie:
"People are ashamed of their reputation after the Song Dynasty."
This was originally the easiest to guess, it was expected that Dong Xuan released water to Liu Zhijie, as long as everyone present had read the private school, they knew that the mystery was Qin Guan, but Liu Zhijie seemed to be stupid at the moment, a pair of eyes looked directly at Lin Wanxi, and said unclearly:
"Plum merchant, plum merchant."
Everyone laughed: "Wrong, wrong, punish for drinking!" ”
This came and went, Liu Zhijie was wrong every time, he could only say that the plum merchant had drunk a large pot of wine one after another, and the golden wine jug in the middle of the round table had been drunk by him.
Xue Taisui couldn't bear to make a fool of his good brother, seeing that Lin Wanxi had lost the brilliance just now, he looked at Liu Zhijie with his eyes, but he didn't dare to look more, and frequently covered his face with his sleeves.
Xue Taisui was afraid that he would really have some bad fate with this Miss Lin family at the moment, so he hurriedly played a round:
"It's not early today, but I have a riddle, if you don't know how to guess, I'm going to pull this Brother Liu out of the table."
Everyone didn't dare to touch his tiger whiskers, but at this moment, seeing that he was going to be fascinated, it was actually the meaning of one person to many people, and they were all very happy.
Yang Xingfang was annoyed that he kicked his crotch just now, and said at this moment:
"It's okay to skip the table, but if one person can guess it, trouble Xue Xiaolian to drink all the wine of the six people as a punishment......"
Before he finished speaking, he felt a pain in the crotch of his pants, and the big foot under the table actually stepped on it again, and he grinned in pain.
Xue Taisui was proud, and waved his hand:
"Yes, isn't it just a few of you turtle kings, Lao Xue is still afraid of you? Listen, one thing in the world, three heads, six ears, eight legs, one eye, what is this? ”
"This ......"
This really stumped everyone present, Yang Xingfang was known as a hurry, and Li Shipeng was known as Yu Shizi, but at this moment, he was also thinking hard, and the others were also puzzled.
Xue Taisui laughed:
"Come on, with your little ink, you still dare to play majestic in front of the Sprinkler family, let's go!"
Set up the drunk Liu Zhijie and was about to go out, but was stopped by Bai Baijin:
"Brother Xue, slow down!"
Xue Taisui looked at this little white face unpleasantly for a long time, especially during the guessing period, he deliberately fiddled with a chic attitude, wanting to attract Lin Wanxi's attention, and said strangely:
"How? You can't afford to lose? ”
Bai Bai Jin smiled:
"Brother Xue hasn't revealed the mystery yet, so why should he leave in a hurry."
Xue Taisui laughed:
"Okay, if I don't say it, I don't think you will be convinced, and the answer to this mystery is that the grandmother will take the flower cat in the car."
Everyone was stunned, and Jiang Dongmei asked:
"Where's the three?"
Xue Taisui rolled his eyes:
"The grandmother has a head, the cat has a head, and the car boss has a head, not three?"
Bai Bai Jin asked:
"How about six ears?"
Xue Taisui snorted coldly:
"You idiot, you have this good skin for nothing, you have three heads, one person with two ears, naturally six ears."
Bai Bai Jin gave him a big red face, and he understood that day, and muttered quietly:
"Those three should have six legs, why eight?"
Xue Taisui laughed:
"Call you stupid, you're really gasping, cats have four legs, and they're not human."
Yang Xingfang still had a glimmer of hope at this time:
"What does that eye mean?"
Xue Taisui said coldly:
"Win your eye, grandma is blind, the cat is blind, and the boss who drives the car has one eye!"
"Wow" everyone burst into laughter.
In the spring sunshine, Xue Taisui carried Liu Zhijie, and the wind seemed to go.
Only a pair of beautiful eyes were left in the banquet hall, and they wept secretly.
[The story is good, thank you for the collection]