Chapter 17 The Emperor Grinds Ink, and the Guards Roast Chicken

Sign an agreement?

Li Er had never seen this kind of operation.

Chen Chu stretched out his hand and asked Cheng Chumo: "Ah Niu, do you have a pen and paper?" ”

Cheng Chumo took out a brush and paper from his sleeve, as well as a hard block of ink.

Chen Chu threw the ink block into the bowl and handed it to Li Er: "Old Li, you come to study ink for me." ”

What the?

Let me be a dignified emperor to study ink for this kid?

Outrageous!

Seeing this, Cheng Chumo hurriedly said, "It's better for me to come!" ”

Chen Chu waved his hand and said, "You can't, you're clumsy." ”

Cheng Chumo: "......"

Chen Chu took the brush, spread out the paper, and urged: "Lao Li, why are you still stunned, hurry up and study the ink." ”

Li Er's hands trembled with anger.

He couldn't help but explode.

But I heard Chen Chu say: "Grind and chirp, sign an agreement, and make money early!" ”

Make hay?

Right!

Make hay!

Li Er held back.

He rolled up his sleeves, walked over to the broken wooden table, and began to ink.

Chen Chu began to write.

It didn't take long for the two agreements to be written.

"Whew!"

Chen Chu dried the ink and handed it to Li Er.

Li Er took it and looked at it, stunned.

couldn't help but say: "What kind of broken words are this, it's too ugly to write!" ”

Chen Chu: "......"

He hadn't touched the brush before at all, and it was still a traditional character, so it was good to be able to recognize it when he wrote it.

Li Er complained again: "What kind of broken writing is this, it's the same as the vernacular." ”

Chen Chu sneered: "Lao Li, you are good enough, I am a partner with you to sell soap, not calligraphy and literary talent." ”

Li Er looked disgusted and wrote his name: Li Qin.

The Agreement comes into effect.

Li Er couldn't wait to ask, "When will you start making soap?" ”

Chen Chu rolled his eyes and said, "It's over today, why don't you start again tomorrow, Lao Li, from now on, we will also be a family......

Family?

Li Er subconsciously retorted: "No, no, no, I am not a family with you." ”

If Chen Chu really becomes Li Lizhen's husband, then he and himself will be a real family.

Li Er didn't want to at all.

He added: "Never! ”

Lizhi is his favorite daughter!

She is the eldest princess admired by all the people.

You must not marry Chen Chu!

In addition to being handsome, this guy will also do some small tricks, and nothing else!

Chen Chu was surprised for a moment and said, "Okay, we are partners, as partners who will make money together in the future, I will invite you to have a good meal today and celebrate." ”

Got something delicious?

Cheng Chumo's eyes lit up.

Li Er looked around, and the house was surrounded by walls.

Not even a pot!

Eat a fart?

Chen Chu smiled without saying a word, turned around and went out, and came back with three pheasants in a short time.

He threw the chicken at Cheng Chumo's feet and said, "Cheng Aniu, you come to make the chicken." ”

"Huh?"

"Ahh

Cheng Chumo couldn't help it.

He is the captain of the Long Wu Army, and he is also a six-rank official.

was actually instructed by Chen Chu to make chicken?

I can't bear it!

He was about to refuse, but he heard Li Er cough.

Li Er really wanted to see what tricks Chen Chu was doing.

Cheng Chumo drooped his head: "Okay! ”

Chen Chu sat on the chair and crossed Erlang's legs: "If you make a chicken, you will inevitably be rusty for the first time, and you need someone to guide you......"

Du He asked Cheng Chumo to do it, but it was still a purse chicken.

The advantage of making poached chicken is that you don't need pots and pans, you can just dig a hole in the yard.

In a short time, Cheng Chumo was tired and sweaty, panting.

Chen Chushu said: "Ah Niu, your body is not good, are you going to the Qinglou too much...... You are also Lao Li's bodyguard, guardian, and employer well-being, but look at how fat you have become, this can't be done, you can't protect Lao Li's safety at all......"

Facing Chen Chu's non-stop counting.

Cheng Chumo was about to cry.

Eldest brother!

Please, stop talking!

Sitting next to you is Your Majesty!

The speaker has no intention and the listener has the intention!

If Your Majesty really thinks that I can't do it, then how can I get promoted and make a fortune in the future?

He couldn't wait to jump up and kill Chen Chu.

Three poached chickens, Cheng Chumo made them with tears.

When the poached chicken came out of the pit and looked dark, Li Er refused.

It's so unclean!

The meals he usually eats in the palace are tested for poison by special people.

But when Cheng said that the soil was about to be removed, the white and tender chicken was revealed, and a chicken leg was torn off, and the flavor of spices that was originally wrapped in the chicken's stomach spread out.

Cheng Chumo exclaimed: "It's so fragrant! ”

Then he couldn't wait and began to gobble it up.

Chen Chu didn't care about Li Er, picked up a chicken, and began to eat it slowly.

Seeing this, Li Er swallowed his saliva, and finally turned his heart sideways and picked up the poached chicken wrapped in mud.

Took a bite.

Li Er was suddenly shocked!

This chicken ...... It was the most delicious he had ever eaten in his life.

Its color is bright red and bright!

Its smell is fragrant!

Its meat is crispy and tender in the mouth!

It can be called the best in the world!

Li Er couldn't help but say, "If only there was wine!" ”

Hearing this, Chen Chu turned around and took out a jar from under the bed.

Boom.

He put the jar on the table and said with a smile: "Lao Li, this is my exclusive processed spirit, I'm afraid you won't be used to drinking it." ”

Li Eryi slapped the table: "I like spirits the most!" ”

Chen Chu opened the lid.

A smell of wine greeted you.

Li Er was surprised: "Good wine!" ”

Chen Chu poured him a bowl.

Li Er took a sip, his face was immediately red, the muscles on his face curled up, and his brows were furrowed.

Cheng Chu saw it silently and said worriedly: "Shopkeeper, is there a problem with this wine?" ”

saw Li Er's brows suddenly stretch.

Bang.

He slammed the earthen bowl on the table and shouted, "Good wine, come again!" ”

This wine is so cracked!

It was obtained by Chen Chu after simple purification of sake from the cottage.

The alcohol content is around 30 degrees.

It's nothing compared to the afterlife.

But in Datang, it is definitely a high degree of wine.

After a few bowls of wine, Li Er felt dizzy.

He looked at Chen Chu and asked, "You made this wine?" ”

Chen Chu nodded: "Sort of!" ”

Without purification technology, you can't get such a high number of wines.

Li Er was already slightly drunk.

He suddenly remembered that before he heard about Changsun Chong's various bad deeds from Cheng Chumo's mouth.

Look at Chen Chu again......

Alas!

If only the eldest grandson Chong could have half of Chen Chu's strengths.

Don't say you understand so many strange and obscene skills!

Even if Chen Chu is half handsome!

He thought for a while, patted Chen Chu's shoulder, and said, "Boy, you have no relatives, no relatives, no support, why don't you call me uncle in the future." ”

When Chen Chu heard this, he quickly shook his head and said unhappily: "Lao Li, this is your mistake, I have always regarded you as a big brother, but you want to be my elder?" You don't pay attention to it! ”

Li Er: "......"

Deep down in his heart, he began to like Chen Chu a little.

Poof.

Li Er fell headlong on the table.

Before he got drunk, two voices were circling in his heart.

A voice said: Actually, Chen Chu, this kid is very good, talented, and good-looking, it is more than enough to be a colt.

Another voice said: No, Chen Chu is just a country boy, and he must not marry a princess!

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