"Jing Gongzi, you're a little unauthentic, aren't you?"

As he spoke, Su Xinping turned his wine glass upside down and showed it to Jing Zhe.

There is not a drop of wine left.

Jing Zhe tore the chicken leg and squeezed out a sentence from between his meat-filled teeth.

"What's not authentic?"

"I toasted you, I drank it all, but you didn't drink it, do you think this is authentic?"

"It's very authentic, it's almost a cap."

Jing Zhe mischievously learned from Lao Jingzhou'er, "After all, I said it in advance before drinking!" ”

"Said it in advance? What did you say—"

Suddenly, Su Xinping remembered the sentence "You me at will", as if... There's really nothing wrong with it!

Careless!

It's not that our army is not brave, it's that the enemy army is too cunning!

Su Xinping shook his head and decided to start all over again.

"Well, it was just the first cup, the second one-"

"Wait!"

Jing Zhe interrupted him, and then smiled: "Before this toast, persimmons have to punish themselves with a glass!" ”

"Punish yourself for a drink, why?"

"Raise your ass and drink it again! This is the wine table culture, persimmons don't know about it, right? ”

Su Xinping really hadn't heard of it, and turned his eyes to look at Feng Lianru, Feng Lianru hadn't heard it either, but he was afraid of showing his timidity, and at the same time he was afraid of offending Jing Zhe, so he nodded.

"Yes, yes!"

"Okay!"

Su Xinping raised his head and finished drinking, and before he sat down, Jing Zhe filled him with another glass: "One leg and one stand, it doesn't count if you drink it!" Persimmon, why did you forget this? ”

“……”

So, Su Xinping drank the third glass of wine, thinking, it's all right now, right?

Who knew that Jing Zhe pointed at him, then pointed at himself and Su Moyan and said, "Come up and sit in the middle, the amount of wine is definitely not ordinary!" ”

"It's fun, it's fun!"

Su Moyan, who had already drunk too much, clapped his hands, forgetting that it was his order to let Su Xinping go to Jing Zhe, and turned his head and rebelled.

"Xinping, hurry up and drink, this palace still wants to hear it!"

“……”

Su Xinping felt that he had been trapped, but he had no choice but to drink it.

But he didn't know that this was just the beginning of the nightmare, and then, Jing Zhe's snag began to explode.

"Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you get!"

A cup of belly...

"Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it!"

Another glass...

"Wine is easy river water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it becomes!"

One more drink...

Su Xinping really wanted to ask Jing Zhe, where the hell did you learn so many shitty words?

But Jing Zhe's speed didn't give him a chance at all!

"I'd rather have a hole in my body and not let my feelings have a seam, and the persimmon is not a woman, and she even has a hole in her body, so I think there is a seam? Drink! ”

“……”

"Thousands of rivers and mountains are love, this cup is really not good if you don't drink it, persimmons to deepen your feelings, drink!"

“……”

"Friends, happy together! So this wine must also be thorough, persimmon your cup is ready to raise fish? ”

Su Xinping subconsciously wanted to drink again, but his body was no longer under the control of his brain, and his eyelids began to fight, and the next moment, he couldn't hold on anymore and fell headlong on the table.

Before he fell, his only thought was that it was better to be drunk like this, at least with an alibi.

Jing Zhe, goodbye!

"Hey, persimmon, don't think that you can stop drinking if you pretend to be asleep, hurry up and drink!"

Jing Zhe urged dissatisfied.

Feng Lianru, who hadn't spoken much next to him, got up and said, "Jing Gongzi shouldn't be embarrassed for the prince of Jin, he should be really drunk!" ”

Jing Zhe glanced back at him and said directly.

"Look at you haven't been talking, and you're definitely not afraid to drink! Lord Feng, why don't we come? ”

Feng Lianru was shocked and waved his hand again and again to say goodbye.

Yesterday, Jing Zhe went down to earth, and he didn't see it when he wrote poems and lyrics to show calligraphy, but Jing Zhe wrote a kung fu of persuading wine and oil poems, and he was able to understand it.

"Jing Gongzi will spare me!"

"Cut (drink)!"

Although Su Moyan hadn't fainted yet, he was obviously delirious, and he began to talk with a scoop.

"Jing Gongzi, you see, Your Highness has also drunk too much, or you will be here today!"

"Okay!"

Jing Zhe agreed, looking unsatisfied, Feng Lianru smiled bitterly in his heart, these two people set up a banquet to stun others, but they fell down, which is really embarrassing.

"Master Jing, I'm going to arrange a carriage for you!"

"No need, it's not far anyway, it's not far, go back and eat it!"

Jing Zhe patted his bulging belly and said.

"Well..."

Seeing Jing Zhe's sober appearance, Feng Lianru no longer insisted and sent them out of the East Palace.

……

Today is August 16.

There is an old saying that the moon is sixteen rounds in fifteen.

Last night, he only cared about pretending to slap his face and plagiarize poetry and words, and Jing Zhe didn't have time to reward the fifteenth moon, so he deliberately rejected Feng Lianru's proposal to send him in a carriage, thinking that he could enjoy the moon by the way on the way back, and it would be regarded as the Mid-Autumn Festival.

But as expected, there is no moon tonight.

During the day, the sky is fine, the autumn is crisp, and the sun is shining, but at night, a large black and dense dark cloud blows from nowhere, covering the sky tightly.

When I came out of the East Palace, it was better, perhaps to facilitate the inspection, every other way, there would be a lantern hanging high, although it was not too bright, but it was not too dark after all.

But when he left the street of Donggong and turned into the alley next to him, the real night of ancient times was completely exposed to Jing Zhe's eyes, not to mention that it was so dark that he couldn't see his five fingers, but it was not much better.

At least Jing Zhe is about to lose his face.

"Hey, I knew I would have sent him a carriage!"

Jing Zhe regretted it a little, it was a kind of style to walk the streets and alleys in the dark with a beautiful girl, but it would be too boring to follow a simple girl.

The difference between the two is obvious, one has a few things to do, and the other has few things to do, thinking of this, Jing Zhe thinks about Wang Yingqiu again.

However, he shook his head, after getting up tomorrow, he should go to the pharmacy first, and the kidney tonic and aphrodisiac should be arranged, otherwise where would he dare to find someone?

Seeing Jing Zhe shaking his head and sighing, Han Han also glanced at the sky, but his body suddenly trembled.

"Young village master, let's go back quickly! I've always thought tonight was weird! ”

"Really?"

Jing Zhe smiled, wanting to tease him: "Have you ever heard of it, the moon is dark and the wind is high on the night of murder?" I look so much like it is now! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a blinding white light flashed at the end of the alleyway, and the two immediately stopped.

Immediately afterward, more than a dozen black shadows walked towards them with bright long knives, and the leader sneered: "You are quite prescient, I will leave you a whole corpse later!" ”

“……”

Jing Zhe didn't like such a high-profile opening remark, but the other party seemed to have a strong deterrent, and he was not even in the mood to scold.

Fortunately, Han Han was beside him, and the second master of the dignified mountain made him feel a lot safer.

"Young village master, I can only drag them... It won't be long, so let's run! ”

Han Han said dejectedly.

“……”

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