Chapter 490: It's So Capricious
Destroy the demon Guo Dan?
Aunt Xu, who was about to start writing, couldn't help but twist her wrist slightly when she heard this, making the pen parallel to the paper, and saw her raise her head, look at Guo Dan, and smile slightly bitterly: "This joke is always said, but it's not funny." ”
"I'm not kidding."
Guo Dan is serious: "I'm very serious, this is the title." ”
Aunt Xu looked directly at Guo Dan for a moment, and saw that he didn't seem to be joking, and asked curiously: "What does this title mean?" ”
"It's literal."
Guo Dan shrugged and said, "Destroy the demon Guo Dan." ”
No matter how smart Aunt Rao is, Aunt Xu can't figure it out, and wonders: "How can there be a reason to destroy yourself." ”
"No, no!" Guo Dan raised his hand and said: "I mean Guo Dan who destroys the demon form, not Guo Dan in human form, this Guo Dan is not Guo Dan, just write it like this." ”
Aunt Xu glanced at him, and said in her heart, I'll write first, and see what its purpose is. So, she wrote it as she said.
Guo Dan continued: "Yinuo University will open a bachelor's college, and this admission standard must at least be a person, and people below are not eligible to study in a bachelor's college. ”
Aunt Xu's pen stopped again, and she looked up at Guo Dan speechlessly.
Your academy is really open to bragging!
Everyone is busy taking the Jinshi exam, how can they come here to study.
Guo Dan didn't seem to notice Aunt Xu's eyes, and said to himself: "Of course, Jinshi is also acceptable, and in addition, we will also specially open a refresher class for incumbent officials, that is, officials can also come to study." ”
"Wait... Wait a minute. ”
Aunt Xu saw that he was intoxicated there, and she couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted Guo Dan's words.
You can't do that in a daydream.
"What? Can't you write? ”
Guo Dan came back to his senses and looked at Aunt Xu in astonishment.
Aunt Xu was not so sure: "Official... Officials? Are you still recruiting officials? ”
"That's right!"
Guo Dan nodded, and said with an innocent face: "This life is old, learning is old, don't officials need to learn?" ”
Aunt Xu said: "That's what I said, but how can an official come to you to study?" ”
Guo Dan said: "What's impossible, Baiquan was also an official, and he respected me as a saint, why wouldn't the officials come to me to study." ”
“......!”
Aunt Xu was speechless.
Even Yang Feixu on the side couldn't help but despise Guo Dan.
Stinky and shameless!
"Go on, go on."
Guo Dan coughed, as if he was slightly dissatisfied with Aunt Xu's interruption of his words, and said: "In addition, if you graduate from Nanjing University and Laoqiu University, you can also sign up, but whether it is a person or an official graduate, if you want to enter the school, you have to go through a strict examination, and we don't want the general stinky fish and rotten shrimp." That's probably it. ”
“......!”
Aunt Xu held the pen, but she couldn't move, and for the first time in her life, she felt the feeling of not knowing how to write, and said: "I know that you may want to use this to express pressure on the other party, but the level of this knowledge is not so comparative, you will only make people laugh." ”
Guo smiled lightly: "The most difficult thing in this world is to make people smile, and there are only those princes of the Beacon Fire Opera of the King of You, just to win a smile from the beautiful women." ”
As he spoke, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows at Aunt Xu.
Aunt Xu's face changed, and she looked at him coldly.
"Look, how hard." Guo Dan snorted, and then said, "Hurry up and write." ”
Aunt Xu's eyes fell on the paper, and at present, she only wrote a title, and suddenly said, "By the way, what is the connection between your content and this title?" ”
"There's no connection!"
Guo said lightly.
Aunt Xu closed her eyes gently, she felt that she was being teased by Guo Dan.
"Don't do that, okay?" Guo Dan explained: "In the eyes of our businessmen, the title is just a gimmick, the purpose is just to attract everyone's attention, if everyone doesn't look at it, no matter how well the content is written, it is meaningless, for example, I write an article, called a certain little idler, and it does not necessarily mean that the protagonist has to be idle."
With this title, it is sure to attract the attention of many people, and this is the beginning of success. By the way, you reminded me that we would simply name this registration day --- the Egg Killing Conference. ”
Aunt Xu listened to it, and felt that it really made sense, just throwing out this title, even if it was written in shit, they would read it with relish, but... She always felt that this was outrageous, both in terms of the title and the content.
"Are you really sure you want to write that?"
"I don't dare to waste the energy of the layman's custody and this beautiful Qianqian jade finger." Guo smiled lightly.
Aunt Xu glared at him slightly and said, "Okay, I'm just ghostwriting anyway." ”
As she spoke, she stopped asking any more questions and wrote down on paper.
Since Guo Dan is boastful and boastful without any lower limit, she will not help Guo Dan to embellish, and she can't pretend to be low-key, so she writes it in an arrogant rhetorical technique.
The whole notice came down, and it was really unnoticed and arrogant.
Guo Dan looked at it, and couldn't help but shake his head and praise: "Wonderful! Wonderful! It is really worthy of being a thoughtless layman, as long as this notice is preceded by a substitute saint, it is estimated that the imperial examination and the first will be no problem. ”
Aunt Xu hurriedly said: "I'm just ghostwriting, it has nothing to do with me." ”
She couldn't afford to lose him.
Li Zhen is a very arrogant person, but compared to Guo Dan at this time, he is really a scumbag-like existence!
It's not at all!
She still can't fully believe that Guo Dan would really send out this notice.
After Guo Dan praised it, he handed it directly to Chenchen, and neatly ordered Chenchen to take it and print it immediately, and then paste it on the streets and alleys without hesitation.
Chenchen didn't dare to have any doubts, so he took the notice and went down to do something.
This time, Aunt Xu didn't believe it, and she wanted to stop Chenchen several times, because she knew that this was going to be sent out, but it would really make the world laugh off her big teeth, but in the end, she endured it, and couldn't help but look at Guo Dan with confusion.
And Guo Dan is smirk.
At this time, a subordinate walked in, "The proprietor, Gonggong Gao is here." ”
"Hurry up, please." Guo Dan hurriedly said.
After a while, I saw Gao Shang hurriedly walking in, "Oops! Guo Dan, it's really not the right time for you to come! ”
Guo Dan was taken aback when he heard this, and said nervously: "Someone wants to assassinate me?" ”
Gao Shang was stunned and said, "But it's much more terrible than assassination!" ”
Guo Dan immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said, "As long as you don't kill me, then it's easy to say anything." ”
"Don't be careless."
Gao Shang said: "You just arrived in Kaifeng Mansion, I received the news, do you know, those famous people are looking forward to your early arrival, they want to drive you and your Yinuo Academy out of Henan Province." ”
"Really?"
Guo Dan said in surprise.
Gao Shang was stunned, "Why are you still quite happy." ”
"It's not something to be happy about." Guo Dan said excitedly: "I also want to go back early, my wife is about to give birth, father-in-law, don't worry, I will help them." ”
Gao Shang was stunned for a while, and said, "Okay, don't be joking, it's not funny." ”
Guo Dan was very distressed and said: "Why do you all think I'm joking, I'm very serious!" ”
“......!”
After a while, Gao Shang suddenly roared, "You kid is crazy. ”
"I think so."
Aunt Xu couldn't help but whisper.
This noble has always been here, he is very clear about the situation of Kaifeng Mansion, as the famous people from all over the country gain a foothold here, they gradually reached a consensus, let's not fight first, first drive the heterogeneous Guo Dan out of Henan Province, they not only want to recover Kaifeng Mansion, but also to recover Weihui Mansion.
It's definitely life-threatening.
If you don't play well, you might really have an accident.
In the Ming Dynasty, the power of these intellectuals must not be underestimated.
But because Guo Dan himself is not here, and Cao Xiaodong and Chenchen can't get on the stage, the key construction college still has to rely on businessmen like them, which seems to be entertaining themselves, and it is difficult to make a fuss, so they are very much looking forward to Guo Dan's arrival.
In fact, Guo Dan had just set foot in Kaifeng Mansion, and the news spread immediately, and the scribes from all sides were gearing up, ready to move, ready to do a big job.
The previous contradictions between Huang Daxiao, Jiang Yinglan and Guo Dan were just appetizers, these literati did not plan to rely on the government to deal with Guo Dan, their purpose here was very clear, that is, to open a private college and promote their own ideas.
Aren't you lighting up in the toilet --- looking for (to die)?
In addition, based on Guo Dan's current hatred in the court, whoever can kill Guo Dan must be famous.
It's just a few of them.
This is actually what Aunt Xu has been worried about, because the private academy will attract people from the world to come here, and then you challenge the people from the world here, not to mention the Art of War, even Sun Tzu's Art of War did not do so.
You are weak, and you should divide them and break them one by one.
But now Guo Dan is doing the opposite.
......
At the same time, Li Zhen, Tang Xianzu and others also came to Kaifeng Mansion, but they did not enter the city, but went to a farm in the northern suburbs.
At this time, there were dozens of people in the farm, but they were not farmers, but scholars.
When they saw Li Zhen and Tang Xianzu coming, they hurriedly saluted, and they all looked depressed.
I only heard them say in unison: "The incompetence of the students has brought shame to the teacher, and the teacher is asked to punish him." ”
It turned out that these people were all disciples of the Taizhou School, and they all came here with Li Zhen and Tang Xianzu, and they also worshiped Guo Dan very much, and felt that Guo Dan was a true saint, and realized what they thought in their hearts one by one, so during their time in Kaifeng Mansion, they saw those people constantly smearing Guo Dan, and immediately argued with each other.
As a result, he was outnumbered, not only was he scolded for being a bloody dog, but even his teachers were insulted.
Now there are no three, two, three, but they dare not come to this Kaifeng Mansion.
Li Zhen laughed and said: "Don't blame yourself, now that Guo Shengren has come to Kaifeng Mansion, and has already instructed us to wait, let us just watch him perform quietly on the side, those who sell their fame and reputation are Guo Shengren's opponents." ”
As soon as these words came out, the morale of the Taizhou disciples was greatly boosted, and their hearts were full of expectations, and they could finally look up to the demeanor of the saint.