"Brother Yi, is it okay to pay a bribe?" Li Longji felt very awkward, who didn't cooperate, what if I killed you for you?

"Bribes are not the goal, the purpose is to get them to cooperate. To be honest, grasshoppers are delicious, the key is that our Datang grasshoppers are not poisonous when eaten.

If it is replaced by desert locusts, chickens and ducks do not like to eat, the taste is not good, and if you eat too much, you will be poisoned, and people will eat the same.

Third brother, this summer, I will catch some grasshoppers, let's fry them and eat them, they are crispy and fragrant. ”

Li Yi named the varieties of locusts.

The Chinese locust is actually quite good, much different from the desert locust, which secretes toxins.

When the desert locusts are large and do not have enough food, they will eat each other.

There is no such problem with locusts in China, and those who breed locusts are very profitable.

And if this locust is dried and rolled into powder, it can be eaten by livestock and people.

I fried it in a pan and grilled it on skewers, and it tasted good.

Li Yi thought about the question of how to eat, but Li Longji was angry in his heart.

If he believes Li Yi's words, there must be officials and people who do not kill locusts, but kneel.

Other means of bribery are also needed.

Queen Wang is calmer, but she is actually sensual as a woman.

She spoke: "I know the performance on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the man and the woman can't eat because of the drought and locust plague? ”

She got to the point, yes, that day's show specifically mentioned this matter.

Li Longji was shocked, look at Li Yi, Brother Yi, not only did you assist Queen Wang that day, but also kept the means?

"The eldest brother said that it has been spread, and if the locusts are dealt with in this way, I believe that the people think that the content of the program will cooperate."

Li Yi admits that that's what he meant, otherwise the hero and heroine, why do they have to flee with locusts if their lives are not good? Any reason is enough.

The performance of the program, coupled with the publicity, everyone was naturally dissatisfied with the locusts.

"Brother Yi, you...... The third brother thought of a way, found the above, and asked Yulin Feiqi to go with you, why do you want five hundred rides. ”

Li Longji said last night that he would send Yulin Feiqi, and now he can't wait to have tens of thousands of Yulin Feiqi in his hands.

In that way, you can give Brother Yi more manpower, Brother Yi calculates.

I didn't think it before, I always thought that Brother Yi was a little stupid to love Datang and make profits for the people.

Now I understand that Brother Yi's layout is far-reaching.

Oh, the two prime ministers of Yuanzhi and Daoji look quite pitiful.

You two are careful, Brother Yi knows, Brother Yi uses tricks, how much can you know?

If you two had known about it, alas!

Li Longji felt sad for Yao Chong and Zhang Shuo, your little calculations are useless.

Impeachment of this and of that is nothing more than for your own rights.

Look at my brother Yi, who writes books in Zhuangzi all day long, and always looks calm and breezy to the outside world.

My brother Yi doesn't impeach anyone, even if the kiln in Wugong County is wrong, Brother Yi will also deal with it in the same industry.

You can clean up whoever you want, without the slightest fireworks.

Calm and calm, even if it is a pit person, it is so gentle and elegant.

Li Longji compared, reaching out and rubbing Li Yi's head.

The queen followed and rubbed it.

Li Yi: "......"

The four palace maids and the four eunuchs were eating and listening to the side, all of them dizzy.

The proprietor is really the proprietor, so powerful! Yes!

"Brother Yi, will there be anything in Chang'an this year?" Li Longji is now in a state of not asking the heavens and asking ghosts and gods.

"Each square digs deep wells, and the original thatched pit will penetrate some things, and many people are sick and can't find out."

Li Yi mentioned the issue of water pollution in Chang'an.

Chang'an has one hundred and eight squares, and four or five pressure wells in one square are enough.

He couldn't solve the problem of pollution infiltration, and he couldn't get the water plant from it.

But it's no problem to dig a well, the artisan alliance there of the eldest brother will take the time to hit it.

As for whether the water below is hard water, Li Yi doesn't think about it, how much else do you have to consider? This is Datang.

It's better than poop and urine upstream, washing clothes and eating downstream, right?

You live at the head of the Yangtze River, and I live at the end of the Yangtze River. As soon as you soak your pee, I'll drink it in my mouth.

Thanks to the long distance, otherwise I would have carried a knife and cut it.

So this is not a poem about love at all.

So when Li Longji and Queen Wang returned from dinner, Li Yi hugged the guitar and played a tune that had nothing to do with love.

"Run! Waves! Thousands of miles of surging rivers never stop. It's exhausted, the things of the world, mixed with a surging trend, is happy! It's sad! I can't tell the difference between laughter and sorrow in the waves......"

Li Yi plays and sings by himself, and he is not willing to bribe, but where in the world is there a place where he does not pay bribes?

So he never taught his children honest things, because when they grow up, no one will be honest.

In that case, why bother pit children? What's the use of drawing a nice flatbread?

Those who teach children, do you have an honest one?

That's the reality.

"Turning a thousand turns, turning a thousand beaches, it has not calmed down the fighting...... Li Yi continued to sing.

This piece is still pentatonic in tone, but there is a change in it.

After breakfast in the cafeteria, Xinyan 'everyone' and the others were thinking about practicing when they suddenly heard a voice.

Immediately rushed over and watched Li Yi play and sing there.

Li Yi sings very devotedly, and the most powerful thing about this song is that it is a song for Shanghai Tang, but there is no word for Shanghai Tang.

Just like the dreamer in the snowy mountain flying fox, let the spring breeze blow your long hair.

It was originally written for Sanmao, but it was changed, and it became the ending song, which sounds quite meaningful.

Li Yi thought about it, sang it three times, stopped singing, and sang it again and it would become an alarm clock ringtone.

Xinyan and the others remembered it, and then looked at Li Yi one by one with a coquettish look.

Sure enough, there are good things, and they just sing it casually.

Everyone was unhappy and gathered around.

"Li Lang, what are you ......?" Xinyan asked on behalf of everyone.

"This ...... This is...... Write the ...... at the end of the Yangtze River Right? It's just that the water flows and flows, and then it turns and turns. ”

Li Yi really didn't know how to explain it, so he didn't explain it.

Now there is that place, but the geography of that place is still a little different, and it is not so prosperous.

"Can you still write the orchestration according to the tunes you wrote before?" Xinyan didn't care what Li Yi made up there.

They just wanted to get the music out, and what kind of instruments they had.

Some of the instruments made by Zhuangzi felt that they had discovered another world that could be added to previous instruments and scores.

Except for the laborious modification of various ceremonial music in the royal area, other places are easy.

There are always people who will write new and different sentences and then compose a tune to sing if it is good.

"You sing this kind of song a lot, aren't you afraid that the people in Pingkangfang won't accept it?" Li Yi is worried that people in Datang don't like some songs.

"Whatever we sing, others have to learn. We are the 'everybody'. Xinyan gave Li Yi another answer.

They lead the trend, the entire Tang Dynasty, who dares to say that the tunes of Pingkangfang Nanqu are not good?