Chapter 144: Li Ke who can drive people crazy
"Hello! I was robbed! I don't have any money and I don't have a mobile phone! Can you give me a ride? After He Yong finished speaking, seeing Li Ke's suspicious look, he immediately continued: "Don't worry! I won't let you take me for nothing, I'll give you money when I go back!" β
Li Ke squinted his eyes and asked with a smile, "You say...... Have you been robbed? β
"Uh...... Hehe! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Even my car was driven away by them......" He Yong said embarrassedly, thinking: Isn't what I said like this!?
"Humph! Lies are repeated! Do you think Lao Tzu will believe? Li Ke directly said that He Yong was lying, and He Yong's heart tightened, thinking: Could it be ...... Did he see me get out of the police car? It's not easy......
He Yong smiled and said, "Hehehe! Sir said with a smile, I was indeed robbed! I didn't lie to you, I'm the vice president of the city hospital, and my surname is He! You can search the internet and you'll know if I'm true or not......"
Li Ke didn't search with his mobile phone, but asked bluntly: "Hmph! Robbery to give you a set of pajamas can't be done? What makes sense? Looking at the pajamas He Yong was wearing, I knew that this person was not speaking really! How can anyone come from in pajamas? Also robbed?
He Yong's expression suddenly changed, and he said in his heart: I am careless...... Then he smiled and said, "Hehe! Who says you can't go out and drive in your pajamas? I came out of my house in an emergency, and when I was done, I had to go back! As a result, I ran into a porcelain toucher on the road! They forcibly drove my car away and took my phone away, so I had no choice but to wait for the good Samaritan......"
There's nothing wrong with saying that! Li Ke didn't speak, but took out his mobile phone, opened Baidu and searched for it, and after confirming that he was Vice Dean He, he believed his words! Merely...... This Internet says that his reputation is not very good......
Li Ke muttered: "My horse can't be ridden by a human being, besides...... I don't have the habit of riding a horse with a man, I'm sorry! β
"Hey! Brother! I'll give you 10,000, how about you take me? Seeing that Li Ke should be indifferent, He Yong hurriedly said: "20,000!! 30,000! Brother! This is already the highest! You're also a Hima person, aren't you? As long as you take me out, I'll give you 50,000! What do you think? β
In the end, He Yong directly increased to 100,000, and finally, Li Ke agreed! Don't be in vain! Li Ke said with a smile: "There is no basis for what you say! It's better to make a note! After finishing speaking, Li Ke got off the horse and took out a piece of paper, pen and ink from his sleeve!
"Huh!?"
He Yong was suddenly stunned, he never thought that since the person he met casually still carried a note with him? What will this do? But...... People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads!
After He Yong stepped forward to take it, he said casually: "Little brother! You're pretty well prepared! After saying this, he squatted on the ground and wrote! Li Ke reminded on the side: "My name is Li Ke!" β
After He Yong finished writing and stamped his handprint, he handed over the note to Li Ke! Li Ke looked at it and said, "Hmm! All right! β
As soon as Li Ke finished speaking, He Yong leaned over! Li Ke hurriedly asked, "What are you doing?" β
"Huh? Isn't it on the horse? You take me away! He Yong asked suspiciously, thinking: What kind of demon moth is going to come out of this?
"What horse? I've said it all, I'm a very spiritual horse, very recognizable! You can't ride! Li Ke rolled his eyes and said, as soon as he finished speaking, He Yong beside him was anxious, and hurriedly asked, "What do you mean by this?" I've given you this note, how can you go back on your word? β
Li Ke muttered, "Who went back on his word? Have you thought about it and promised you to ride a horse? He Yong suddenly shouted: "You want to know who you are cheating?!" Can you guarantee that you will not get sick for the rest of your life? β
"Yoh? Threaten me? OK! I'm so scared...... Dean He~ You scared me......" Li Ke made a weak look, which was disgusting!
He Yong's face suddenly turned green, this person is unlucky! Drinking cold water stuffed my teeth, I was so humiliated by a descendant! Is it tolerable or unbearable! It's a big deal, walk back by yourself......
Thinking of doing it, He Yong said hatefully: "Okay! I'm not riding anymore, so give me back the note! As soon as Li Ke heard him say this, he immediately laughed: "Hahaha......"
He Yong suddenly felt bad, and hurriedly asked, "What are you laughing at?" β
Li Ke smiled and said, "What am I laughing at?!" I laugh at you for being so old and naΓ―ve! Li Ke thought to himself: You have such a bad reputation, you don't have any self-knowledge, and you even let yourself check you on the Internet! It's really floating! Your people are not fake, just like online! Your abilities are not fake! But...... But your medical ethics are not good, and many of them say how you take the opportunity to rub oil......
"What do you mean? Could it be ...... Do you want to eat for nothing? He Yong's face turned green and black, and he thought: I have been fighting an eagle all my life, but I didn't expect to be pecked by an eagle today!
When Li Ke heard this, he immediately became angry and scolded angrily: "You fucking eat for nothing!" You old bastard! Dare to tease Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu tells you! I'm accumulating merit for you! Saving you from confusion! Don't worry about not counting......"
"Holy!"
He Yong was directly exploded on the spot by Li Ke's anger, trembling his fingers, pointing at Li Ke and saying, "You! You...... It's useless if you have that note! I'm not going to give you money! β
Li Ke said with a smile: "It's not up to you whether to give it or not, it's up to me whether I want it or not!" You said you won't give it if you don't give it? It's your own drawing, and ..... And your handprints! But...... You didn't write what to do! It's just that this will give me 100,000 yuan......"
"You...... Good! Okay very! Hum! After He Yong finished speaking, he turned around and left! Li Ke looked at his back, smiled, and suddenly wanted to tease him on a whim! Then he turned over and got on his horse!
He Yong walked step by step in front, Li Ke sat on horseback, and followed He Yong step by step!
"What the hell are you going to do? I've already given you the money! What else do you have to do? 100,000 yuan, not much for me! He Yong said, "I'll just burn the paper......"
"My Nima......" Li Ke was stunned when he heard it, thinking that he was really a talent, and every word he said wanted Lao Tzu to kill him! I'm not your dad or your lord! I can't get ...... if you burn paper."
"You! Hum! The power of the tongue! After He Yong finished speaking, he stopped talking and continued to walk forward, but after walking for a while, he became irritable and said, "What do you want?" I will not interfere with the water of the river with the water of the well! And...... I also gave you 100,000, can you not follow me? β
Li Ke said indifferently: "Hey! You go yours! I'll go mine! This road is not opened by your family, why can't I walk if you take it? β
He Yong stopped and said, "Okay! There you go! You go first! Li Ke said at this time: "You care about me? β
"Humph! You've found out who I am! You should know how much energy I have! You disappear from my eyes right now, and I may not be blamed for ......the past," He Yong said coldly, threatening Li Ke!
Li Ke's expression was stunned, he pretended to look at He Yong with a frightened look, and said, "Is what you said true?" When He Yong saw his appearance, he thought that Li Ke was scared, so he said: "It's true, as long as you ......."
Before He Yong could finish speaking, Li Ke interrupted He Yong's words and said, "Will you transform?" He Yong's brain circuit hadn't turned around yet, but he heard Li Ke ask: "Transformation!" It's the ones from the M78 nebula! Still don't understand? That one...... Dagu!? If Dagu doesn't know...... Tiga: You should know, right? β
Seeing that He Yong's face turned blue again, Li Ke forcibly held back a smile and continued: "Don't know yet? You're a fake, right? Didn't you say you have a lot of energy? I'll sing you their songs! Ahem! A new storm has appeared......"
"Shut up !!"
He Yong's mentality exploded directly and yelled at Li Ke! Although Li Ke had been prepared, he was still startled by his voice! Even Xiaobai was frightened by He Yong for a while, "poof~hum~"
"You're enough! Li Ke: yes! You wait for me! I won't let you have a good time......" When did He Yong suffer such humiliation, even Ji Bai dared to say a few words! But when I met a stunned young man like Li Ke, I felt so powerless and so uncalm!
Li Ke scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Uh...... Look at you! At such an old age, why are you still so impatient? Can't you have such a mentality? β
Seeing He Yong standing in place and breathing heavily, Li Ke muttered, "Hey! That's right...... Dean Ho! Let me ask you something...... No kidding this time! β
He Yong exhaled heavily, trying not to look at Li Ke, because he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself! Then he quickly said: "Say something quickly!" Li Ke asked cautiously, "That...... That one...... Do you faint blood? β
"Ahh Woo~ I'm going to kill you!! At this time, the powerful Vice Dean He raised his fist and rushed towards Li Ke with a crying voice...... Vice Dean He suddenly went crazy, which frightened Li Ke and hurriedly retreated!
Li Ke stepped aside and scolded angrily: "! Can't the fuck you afford to play? β
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Changan
Li Jing said: "Your Majesty! Now that the wind has stopped and the snow has slowed, it is a good time to attack the Turks! β
Li Shimin stood up, waved his big hand and said domineeringly: "Okay! You can send troops to attack the Turks! β