Chapter 457: Quack
"Cutting off people's wealth is like killing their parents. ”
The monster played with the yellow frog, "If you don't give money, you will kill my parents, of course it is immoral!"
"It's the first time I've heard a robbery so innocent and refreshing. Yu Sheng complained and then asked him what he was doing.
"I'm bored, stay and be a friend, and I'll take you to make a fortune together. "The youkai invited the rest of his life with great interest.
"Oh, so that's because of this. Yu Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, he almost thought that this male monster's sexual orientation was abnormal.
He waved his hand, "Forget it about getting rich, I won't mix it with your small business." ”
"Don't", the monster was afraid that the rest of his life would be gone, and raised the yellow frog in his hand and said, "I can lend you the quack to play, this is the treasure that my father left me." ”
Seeing the yellow frog handed over, Yu Sheng hurriedly stepped back, "What's so fun about this thing?"
"It's a lot of fun. The monster had the intention to play tricks on the rest of his life, and threw the yellow frog down the river, and pulled the silk thread wrapped around his hand, and the yellow frog returned to his hand.
At this time, the quack is no longer the same, the mouth is pouting, and it looks cute.
When he was wondering for the rest of his life, the youkai took the quack in his hand and kept playing with its abdomen.
"Poof~" In the silent woods, the croaking sound was very loud, and the gas was yellow, so that the monster couldn't help but cover his mouth and nose.
Yu Sheng grabbed the little aunt and took a step back to avoid being attacked by the gas.
"It's a lot of fun. Yu Sheng couldn't help but laugh when he looked at the monster's embarrassed appearance.
"Wrong, wrong. The monster pleaded, reaching out and stroking the belly in front of him.
The rest of his life saw that he was rolling his eyes, and he was already trying to endure it, but in the end he couldn't help laughing, and then opened his mouth.
The frightened rest of his life took a step back, only to see a long and large fish spit out of his mouth, the size of which was more than ten quacks.
The fish jumped around and was picked up by Yu Shengsheng and thrown into the river, looking at it curiously.
This yellow frog's mouth is amazing, and it can hide such a large living thing.
The monster handed over the quack, "I'll give it to you, how about we be friends?"
Looking at the monster's watery eyes, Yu Sheng was moved or excused himself, "You can be friends with Quack." ”
The monster looked at the yellow frog in his hand, and when he saw it turn around, the monster said in disgust: "It eats except for fart, and the ghost is friends with it." ”
The youkai set his eyes on Yu Sheng, "How is it, have you thought about it clearly?"
"Why don't you choose her as your friend. Yu Sheng pointed to the little aunt who sold him.
The monster was disgusted again, "It's troublesome for women, my father said, don't be friends with women." ”
"You deserve to be single for the rest of your life. Yu Sheng grabbed the little aunt and jumped across the river, "You rob slowly, I have a big business, so I won't get rich with you." ”
"Don't go, I won't take your money, let's talk for a while. The monster shouted behind him, and when he saw that he didn't look back for the rest of his life, he said: "Business is not benevolent, don't be so ruthless." ”
Seeing that the rest of his life was indifferent, the monster used a killer weapon: "I'll give you money..."
Yu Shengden turned around and said, "Say it earlier, come on, let's talk for a while, how much money do you have?"
The monster scratched his head in embarrassment, "I don't have any money, and the robbery hasn't opened, so I'll give it to you." He handed the frog over again.
"Forget it, forget it. Yu Sheng waved his hand, "You two depend on each other." ”
He could see that this monster was very lonely, and the only living thing beside him was just that.
He looked around and saw that the river was also a good place to camp and eat, so he granted the youkai's desire to chat with him.
"Pick up some dry firewood. "The rest of your life put down your backpack and beckoned youkai.
"Okay", the monster went happily, and after a while came over with a pout.
Without waiting to touch its belly, it spit out on its own, spitting out dry wood all over the ground like a machine gun.
The monster helped Yu Sheng to make a fire, and kept asking, "Now we are friends, right?"
Annoyed by the question, Yu Sheng could only answer: "Yes, as long as you keep your mouth shut, we will be friends." ”
When the monster heard this, he "snapped" and gagged his mouth, puffed out his mouth and looked straight at Yu Sheng, without saying a word.
After a while, Yu Sheng saw that his face was getting redder and redder, and his eyes were about to burst into tears. He gave him a strange look and said hurriedly: "Shut up won't let you speak, it's not that you can't breathe." ”
This monster, if he hadn't found it early for the rest of his life, I'm afraid I'd suffocate myself.
When the youkai heard this, he let go of his hand and took a big breath.
"By the way, what about your father?" Yu Sheng saw that he was so lonely that he was so lonely, and he looked for something to say.
"I was eaten by gluttony. The youkai said sadly.
This made the rest of his life feel a little guilty. In order to comfort him, Yu Sheng said: "What a coincidence, my old man also went." ”
It doesn't matter where he went, he went anyway.
The monster quickly recovered, and asked where he came from and where he went for the rest of his life.
After hearing that Yu Sheng was from the other side of the East Mountain, the monster suggested: "Don't go back, it's better to occupy the bridge with me as the king." ”
He hesitated, "It's okay for you to be king." ”
Yu Sheng shook his head, "The King of the Bridge wants to buy me? I will become an immortal man in the future." ”
The little aunt kicked him as she passed by.
"Women know how to hold back. The monster sighed to the rest of his life at the kick that Aunt Qing kicked.
"No, I don't know how to speed things up. Yu Sheng glanced at the little aunt and said the opposite thing to the monster.
Looking back, the rest of his life taught the monster, "How can there be a friend like you in the world, come up and give precious things to others." ”
"That is, you met a good person like me, otherwise you would have been deceived by others. Yu Sheng said unashamedly, and the youkai nodded along with him.
The little aunt said in her heart that it was a yellow frog that was handed over, and if it was a bag of copper coins, she might not know who was the bad person.
"And when you rob, you should also pay attention, don't rob when you see a person, you have to weigh it. Yu Sheng pointed at himself, "I'm the master of gluttony who slapped me to death, how can you rob it?"
"Shoot to death?!" the monster looked at the rest of his life in admiration.
Yu Sheng saw the little aunt roll her eyes and waved her hand at the monster, "Low-key, low-key." ”
"You're going to have to keep a low profile in your business. Yu Sheng continued, "In the future, this road will be very prosperous, and there will be many businessmen, martial artists, and heavenly masters, so don't be so reckless." ”
The monster was puzzled, "There are very few people here, and I have waited a long time for you." ”
The future of this trade route is not a secret, and the rest of my life directly told the monster.
When the monster heard this, he immediately became happy, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by the rest of his life.
"I have an inn business in Yangzhou, and I will never stay behind to lead you to rob. Yu Sheng said.
This made the youkai a little sad, and it wasn't until the rest of his life that lunch was ready, and he recovered.
Youkai had never tasted anything like this, and he felt like he had made the best friend in the world.
However, there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, and after chatting for a while after being full of wine and food, and warning the monster not to be so stupid, the rest of his life stood up and said goodbye to him.
Reluctantly watched the figures of the two disappear into the sky, and the monster returned to the river listlessly.
Loneliness surrounded him again, so that he could only stroke his quack, not knowing what to do, and not having the interest to do things.
It wasn't until dusk that the youkai stood up suddenly, "He can't stay, I can go find a friend." ”
Just do it, the monster immediately packed up his things and chased east with a quack.