The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, the sound of the ear. Family affairs, national affairs, and world affairs, everything is concerned. Several students were reading with their heads shaken, Xiao Zhao Rong was in class for the first time today, and he was full of expectations for everything. In the middle of the classroom, there is a couplet that reads, "The Most Holy Teacher, the Master of All Ages". In the middle is a hanging statue of Confucius.

At this time, an old man walked in, mysterious, looking up for a moment, bending over, nodding and shaking his head. Sigh at the end

"Alas, I'll pinch my fingers and calculate that it's not suitable for class today, so you can go to self-study."

When the middle school students heard that they were going to study on their own, they happily slapped the desk, and a few of the brave ones even threw away their books.

Xiao Zhao Rong was disappointed, "It's really boring, how can this master make people feel like a magic stick." It's not fun. Wang Hua leaned over and whispered, "Come with me and take you to the women's school to have a look." ”

A few people slipped out the back door. Walk towards the girls' class. When she was about to reach the door, Wang Hua said, "You two go to the toilet first, and I'll come back as soon as I go to the toilet." ”

The little emperor's grandson Zhao Rong pouted, "I said that there is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey, you see that you will soon get into strength, how can you lose your energy." Go, go, go. ”

They tiptoed to the window of the girls' school, and saw a woman about fifteen or sixteen years old, looking into the window with her head open, holding a book in one hand and an apple in the other. At first glance, it is a foodie.

Seeing that Xiao Zhao Rong and Liu Jingsheng were approaching, the woman looked at them with a wary face, and then hid the book and apple behind her.

Xiao Zhao Rong said, "No one snatched your apples, look at the way you protect your food." At first glance, it is like having never seen the world. The woman asked, "What are you two doing?" ”

Liu Jingsheng pulled his clothes, "I don't know yet, we are from the boys' school next door." ”

The woman said vigilantly, "I know you're there, but what are you doing here?" ”

Xiao Zhao Rong said, "I heard that there is a female master here, we came over to see what she looks like, hehe, I guess she must be an ugly monster, with a crooked mouth and eyes, and a face all day long, yes, just like your expression." No man would marry her, so she studied hard. I entered this school to teach. ”

Xiao Zhao Rong saw that her face was not good, and her face became longer and longer. He asked, "By the way, I haven't asked you what your name is." ”

"My name is Yu Wenjun."

"Ao, good name, good name, hello, hello, my name is Zhao Rong."

At this time, Wang Hua walked over, "Cousin, if you don't go to lecture, how can you chat with the two of them, do you two know each other?" ”

Zhao Rong nodded, "Know, know." We're all good friends anymore. By the way, Miss Yu, just now Wang Hua said that you want to give a lecture, what kind of lecture will you teach. ”

Yu Wenjun said, "I'm the master, what kind of class do you say?" ”

Xiao Zhao Rong stammered when he heard it, "You won't be ......?" ”

Yu Wenjun nodded and gritted his teeth and said, "You guessed right, I am the ugly monster you said." ”

Xiao Zhao Rong said in his heart, "It's over, he said that he was ugly in front of others, and that person was still his teacher." ”

Wang Hua hurriedly came up and explained, "Cousin, cousin, listen to me, Brother Rong is my friend, don't take it to heart, he is my sister's patient, and he is not well yet, you say yes." After speaking, he squeezed his eyebrows at Zhao Rong.

Zhao Rong understood, "Alas, who am I?" How did I end up here? Alas, what a pity, am I in trouble again. I'm sorry, please include more, hey, this sister is so beautiful, I don't know whose girl it is. ”

Yu Wenjun looked at him like a fool, "Pretend, pretend." I'll see how long you pretend."

Xiao Zhao Rong's threat to the female master. Shut one's ears. He ran back to the boys' school along the wall.

For a whole morning, I didn't dare to run around anymore. In the afternoon. Xiao Zhao Rong was bored. Draw circles on the paper. cursed the female master Yu Wenjun, the crazy woman.

But who would have thought. Afraid of what comes. This time. I saw the female master Yu Wenjun. Holding a children's book. Came to their class. "Start today." I'm your teacher now. ”

Xiao Zhao Rong saw that the female madman became his teacher in the blink of an eye, and said, "Oh my God, it's really ghostly." ”

The sound is small. But I don't know how, it just reached the ears of the female master Yu Wenjun. Yu Wenjun pulled his face. Then he pointed at Zhao Rong, "You." Say what about you. You give me the front row. Xiao Zhao dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak. Obediently sit in the front row.

The female master stared at Zhao Rong angrily and said hatefully, "Today we are talking about the Analects, which are the disciples of Confucius, and the books that record the conversations between Confucius and his students. Students, who can give it to me? Say a few words. What about the more famous quotes. ”

At this time, a man stood up and arched his hands and said, "The disciple knows that Zi said, and it is very happy to have friends from afar. ”

Another man stood up and said. "How can Kong Wenzi be called Wenye. Zi said. Keen and studious. Don't be ashamed to ask. It is also a text. ”

The female master saw that Zhao Rong was in a daze and glared. "I ask you. You can know the sentences inside. ”

Xiao Zhao Rong was hesitant and couldn't say it.

At this time, I don't know who sent a note from behind. When I opened it, it turned out to be written by Liu Jingsheng. So he recited according to the above: "I am determined to learn five out of ten, stand at thirty, be confused at forty, know the destiny of heaven at fifty, be obedient at sixty, and do what I want at seventy." ”

The female master said. "I don't care where you heard that, can you tell me what it means?"

Zhao Rong scratched his head. Said. "Hmm. Well. This one. This one. I will pay fifteen taels of silver. You will be able to enter the school. I will pay thirty taels of silver. You will be able to stand and listen to the lecture. I will pay forty taels of silver. You can ask a question that you don't understand. I will pay fifty taels of silver. You will be able to get the answer to the proposition for tomorrow's exam. I will pay sixty taels of silver. Tomorrow there will be someone. In my ear. Tell me the answer. I will pay seventy taels of silver. You can do whatever you want. ”

When the crowd heard. Zhao Rong's bizarre remarks. Laugh. The female master slapped the table. Heng Mei is cold. The chest is bulging one by one. Zhao Rong was left with a confused face, "What's the matter, am I not right?" ”

Then the woman said, "Since you are not good at speaking, will you be able to speak to couplets?" ”

Xiao Zhao Rong listened. "Couplet. I'm an expert, you can do whatever you want. Hum. ”

"That's good. I'll give it to you. The easiest, right. "Galloping in all directions, Gaozu was originally Liu"

Xiao Zhao Rong thought for a while and replied, "Across the world, Lao Tzu's surname is Li."

The female master nodded, it was quite neat.

"I'll come out again" Zhao Zilong is full of guts. Zhao Rong replied: "Zuo Qiu Ming's eyes are beadless; ”

The female master said, "Although it is indecent, this can be regarded as your reluctant answer, I will give another 20 years of lying salary, and 3,000 Yuejia can swallow Wu."

Zhao Rong said casually that the beach has been lying on the beach for three and a half years, and today the waves hit you and turned over.

When the students heard this, they burst into laughter. Listen to it. Isn't this scolding the teacher? After lying on the beach for three and a half years, I couldn't turn over, and I was washed by the waves of the sea, and finally turned over. Isn't that a turtle?

The female master said. "Listen up. I'm talking about lying on a salary for 20 years, enduring humiliation and burden, and finally leading 3,000 armor soldiers to swallow the state of Wu. It is said that if a person endures humiliation and burden, he will be able to achieve great things in the end. ”

Zhao Rong said, "I'm talking about a person in the mud of the beach, waiting for an opportunity, and turning into a dragon when he encounters a storm." Seize him at every opportunity. In an instant, the salted fish turned over. ”

The female master said okay. You've passed. Then the eyes rolled. I'll give you another one

"The white goose yellow has not yet been taken off, but I don't know how thick the sky is;"

It means that Zhao Rong, a little kid, has not yet grown up, so he doesn't know that the sky is high and he dares to mock the teacher.

Xiao Zhao Rong didn't hear what it meant. I thought about it for a long time and didn't think of an answer. When I looked up, I saw that Wang Hua was playing with a turtle in her hand. In a flash of inspiration, he said, "The turtle shell has long been polished, and it can be regarded as an old cunning." ”

"Hahaha," the classmates burst into laughter again, if it wasn't obvious that the teacher was a turtle just now, this sentence could be regarded as blatant.

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart. The female master turned red when she heard Zhao Rong's couplet, and said angrily. Start today. This week. You give me a standing lecture. No, this month. You're all standing and listening to the lecture for me.

Zhao Rong looked aggrieved. What's going on. After class, everyone returned to the dormitory with joy, leaving only Xiao Zhao Rong to walk back with his head bowed. Suddenly. He didn't know who had blindfolded him. Then, a girl's voice came. "Guess who I am?"

Xiao Zhao Rong knew it as soon as he heard it. Definitely. Wang Hua's younger sister. Wang Luoying. Because of other girls, she didn't know them. He said deliberately. "You're Tingting."

The girl said no.

And he said, "You are." "Lingling." The girl said no. Zhao Rong said again, "Oh, you must be." Qianqian. ”

The girl said. Said as he let go of his hand. "Hmph. I've heard. You were scolded by your cousin. They came to comfort you. But you are. Tingting, Lingling again, and Qianqian. It's definitely a bunch of little vixens. Look at the one who fascinates you. I don't even know who I am. After speaking, he pouted.

Xiao Zhao Rong said. "Hmm. I already knew it was you. I did it on purpose to tease you. Are you not in class today? How did you get here? ”

Wang Luoying said. "It's not fun, in class. The Master always said, "Some people who know the Huhu are also talking about my head." It just so happened that I was hungry. And snuck out. I'm coming for you. Hehe. Let's go out to dinner. ”。

Xiao Zhao Rong said, "Where do you go to eat in this barren mountain and wild mountains?" ”

Wang Luoying shook her head and said, "You." It's a layman, isn't it? This Yimeng Mountain. Although it is a barren mountain range. But it's also good. North-south traffic arteries. It is adjacent to Jizhou to the north. It is bordered by Xuzhou in the south. There are still restaurants. ”

Xiao Zhao Rong said, "Okay then." I called the brothers in the dormitory and went with me. ”

Wang Luoying pursed her mouth. Okay, okay, let's go with them if they are told. I'll go get the carriage ready, and in half an hour we'll meet at the back door of the college.

A few people in the dormitory heard that there was a dinner. Rejoice. Run to the back door. There were two carriages in the back.

Ran Min. Zudi. Shi Chong. Yu Yin. There are also Wang Wenmin and a few people in a car. Xiao Zhao Rong, Wang Huaer, Liu Jingsheng. Wang Luoying, four people in a car. That's it for two cars. One after the other, they walked towards the foot of the mountain.

About touched away. More than an hour. Come to a small town. Find one of the biggest restaurants. Several people walked in. Sitting in a corner of the hotel. Wait for Xiao Er to come up and say hello.

But I waited for about a stick of incense. Still no one came. Presumably the boss, watching a group of children. Greatly whew. I didn't take it seriously.

Finally. After the temper tantrum was over, Ran Min couldn't hold it back. I saw him "snap" and slap the table. "Damn it. What's going on with your hotel. Even if there are a few Hanako, you have to come over and coax them outside. A few of us. Such a big person sitting here, you guys. Ignore it. ”

At this time, the boss hurriedly came over to apologize, "Ouch, a few little objective." I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry. It's been too busy today, please ask you. Is there anything you need? ”

Wang Hua'er snapped a silver ticket.

"What's so delicious? Bring them all to me. The boss looked at it as a 100 tael. Silver Ticket. Light up with pleasure. Take the money and leave.

At this time, Wang Luoying said. "Brother. She's a girl. You don't have a lot to eat, so don't waste it. You say yes, Zhao Rong. ”

Wang Huaer and Zhao Rong. The heart says. With so many people, let's order a few more dishes. Otherwise, there won't be enough to eat. Just tell the boss that the boss should order a few more dishes. The boss got it, and went down to prepare the food happily. It didn't take a while. The shopkeeper brought the finished wine and food. Chicken, duck, fish, meat, shrimp. A wide variety of delicacies, with all kinds of flavors, flavors and tastes, are breathtaking. People can't help but laugh. Snack King Luoying, at this time. Stand up.

said to Zhao Rong and Wang Hua'er. "This shrimp and fish. And this, this, this is all mine, don't rob me of it. ”

After speaking, I saw her put the plate on his side to the first floor. Pick up the chopsticks and pick up the plate. Start putting it in your mouth. There was a lot of uproar. looked at Wang Huaer and Xiao Zhao Rong stupidly. Ay. They had to. While drinking wine, I watched. Wang Luoying. Eat hayces there. The heart says. The loss is much greater, otherwise it will not be enough for him to eat alone. This is a snack. More than a couple of us men ate. also squirmed and said that people are girls who eat less. I'll go, I can't believe a woman's words.

to the end. Wang Luoying touched her mouth. "Eat quickly, eat quickly, don't just look at me, you're welcome." Then look at the table. There are hardly a few complete dishes left. ”

Wang Hua'er had to say stupidly. "Boss, let's add two more dishes to us."

That Wang Luoying, full of wine and food, said: "Brother, I'm sleepy, I'll go to the car to rest for a while." You eat here. ”

Xiao Zhao Rong, Wang Hua, and Liu Jingsheng and a few others took a look. Wang Luoying is gone. That's when I was relieved. Open your heart and start drinking. Let's push the cup and change the lamp. One cup for you, one cup for me. I don't know how much I drank. Until Wang Hua'er stood up. said that he wanted to have a drink with his cousin Yu Yin. As a result, he fell headlong under the table. I fell asleep. A few people came back happy.

By the time we arrived at the academy, it was already dark. A few people did not dare to delay, secretly. Yu Yin and Wang Wenmin carried Wang Hua into the dormitory.

In the middle of the night. Xiao Zhao Rong heard movement outside the window. He hurriedly put on his clothes. Look outward. "Damn, it's not good. The dean was actually doing rounds with a few masters. What can I do? "A few of them were drinking. The smell of alcohol is so big. Definitely fined.

It's too late, it's fast. The door to the dormitory has been. With a squeak, he was pushed away by the dean. He was followed by a few masters. Let's take a look. The dean is here. Hurry up from the bed. Get checked. But Wang Hua was already drunk and unconscious. He slept under the covers. The headmaster walked over. Pull his quilt. "Wake up, wake up."

That Wang Hua'er said in a daze. "Father, I don't drink anymore, I'm sorry, I don't drink anymore."

The dean took a look. Shake your head. How much did this kid have to drink? Whoever catches and shouts who is dad.